CHAPTER XXXIV

THE STANFORD SKELETON

I have referred to the dissatisfaction of Grand Duke Timothy Hopkins at

the coming into power of a progressive government in California. This

event was especially embarrassing to the Stanford trustees, because of a

family skeleton which for many years they had been hiding in their

academic closet. You understand that these high-up masters of finance

have an elaborate system for plundering the railroads and public utility

companies which they control. They have holding companies and investment

companies and subsidiary concerns of various sorts, whereby they skim

off the cream of the profits, without interference by public

commissions. Nobody but a few insiders today can form any idea where the

profits of an American railroad or public utility corporation are going,

or what should be the income from any particular investment. And now,

here are these same smooth gentlemen administering the investments of a

university; what more natural than that it should occur to them to

handle these funds in the same manner?

Apparently old Senator Stanford foresaw this, for his trust deed

provided that the Governor of the state should receive a complete report

each year upon the financial affairs of the trust. But the Governor of

the state never received that complete report. For many years the

faculty of Stanford, who were living on short rations, could get no

statement whatever; the trustees allowed the university the lump sum of

eight hundred thousand dollars a year, and no explanations. Finally,

about 1908, after some years of agitation, a statement was prepared and

circulated at a board meeting. It was the first financial statement

which President Jordan had ever seen, and he badly wanted a copy of it,

so he “swiped” it—at least so he told a member of the faculty, who told

me. He called a meeting of the full professors, to whom he gave certain

figures purporting to be the income of the university trust as

communicated to him, but one of the professors who had made a detailed

study of the court schedule of Mrs. Stanford’s estate pointed out that

the interest on the bonds there scheduled amounted to more than the

purported total submitted by President Jordan—this not counting other

sources of income. And Trustee Crothers, in a letter to me, admits that

during the period he held the Pacific Improvement stock in trust the

income from this one item amounted to two million dollars in thirty-one

months, which is just about eight hundred thousand dollars a year! After

that nothing more appears to have been heard or seen of this financial

statement.

These facts are known to many who are interested in the university; they

were known to Thorstein Veblen, who was a professor in Stanford for

three years. In 1918 Veblen published a book entitled, “The Higher

Learning in America,” in which he referred briefly to this scandal. But

his sense of politeness toward the university caused him to withhold its

name—which got him into trouble with Professor Brander Matthews. If I

tell you this story, it will lead us off the trail of Stanford for a

page or two; but it will teach us about the prestige of universities and

how it is maintained, and we shall thus be better able to understand the

Stanford skeleton, and how it has been kept hidden all these years.

I am told by a person high up in Columbia University that it was

Nicholas Murray Butler, sitting in his high watch-tower and keeping

guard over his empire of education, who first saw this dangerous book of

Veblen’s, and turned it over to his henchman, Brander Matthews, to be

“slated.” Matthews wrote what was supposed to be a book review, but was

really an assassination, and the New York “Times,” which exists to

perform these little services for the plutocracy, gave it prominence.

Matthews found one trivial grammatical error in Veblen’s book, and

another printer’s error which could be laid to Veblen; on this basis he

accused of illiteracy the most brilliant economic satirist in the world!

Because of Veblen’s politeness in failing to name Stanford, Brander

Matthews described him as “a creature who creeps up stealthily with a

stiletto to deal a stab in the back.” Says Matthews: “On page 67 and on

page 70 Mr. Veblen seems to suggest that there are boards of trustees

whose members make a personal profit out of the funds entrusted to them;

the insinuation is hedged about with weazel words—i. e., ‘instances of

the kind are not wholly unknown, though _presumably_ (!) exceptional.’”

To appreciate this extreme piety of Professor Brander Matthews, you

would have to see him, as I have, dangling a cigarette from his lower

lip as he lectures to his students, and causing these prematurely wise

young men to chuckle at his worldly wit. For Brander is a club man and

cynic, one of the very shrewdest, and he knows what butters parsnips. If

in the bosom of the Century Club he and his friend, Nicholas Miraculous,

were to hear a story about a member of a school board getting advance

information and buying up real estate, or about a college trustee

handling the investment of trust funds in such a way as to make “honest

graft” out of it, the two of them would tip each other a wink. But when

they are talking for publication—when they set out to assassinate a

dangerous radical—the two cronies take on an air of innocent

trustfulness which has not been met with in the world since Moses

Primrose came home from the fair with his gross of green spectacles with

silver rims and shagreen cases!

For my part I don’t want to take any chance of being called “a creature

who creeps up stealthily with a stiletto to deal a stab in the back!”

Whatever my old friend Professor Matthews may say about me when he comes

to assassinate this book in the New York “Times,” let him at least put

me under his other classification—that more respectable person “who

comes straight at us with a bowie knife in his hand.” Before I finish

this volume I shall give Professor Matthews several cases of university

and college trustees misusing funds; in a succeeding volume, I shall

show him school board members getting commissions from book companies,

and buying up land to sell to the public for school sites. If Professor

Matthews will obtain a copy of a printed report made in 1908 to Mayor

Taylor of San Francisco by a graft investigating committee, he will find

it proven that one of the regents of the University of California

invested university funds in a “French Restaurant” building on the

corner of Geary and Mason streets, constructed by him with a view to its

use as a house of assignation. And if that seems too far off for

Professor Matthews, let him investigate the properties in New York City

on which his own university holds its mortgages, and he will find that

one of them at least was being used as a disorderly house last spring!

Or let him run up to Rochester, where the university is moving out to a

magnificent new site, furnished by Mr. Eastman, the kodak king, and all

around that site he will find that members of the board of trustees and

their relatives and friends have been making money buying up real estate

on advance information. Or let him visit the Connecticut College for

Women, at New London, and hear the story of Frederick Sykes, the recent

president, who discovered that the trustees were stealing the funds of

the college, even to the coal, and tried to interfere with them and was

fired from his job! One of the trustees was a high school principal, and

the board furnished him an automobile to go out and collect funds. He

never got any funds, but continued to use the car, and when the scandal

was exposed, it was explained that he had arranged to have the price of

the car returned to the college in his will. The grand duke who ran this

board of trustees was a multi-millionaire, who had set them a bad

example by living a dissolute life. He wanted an inn-keeper’s wife, and

paid the inn-keeper forty thousand dollars to get a divorce from her;

then the grand duke married the lady, and got an honorary degree from

his college!

With this much of preliminary, we return to Stanford, to see just what

this super-plutocratic board of trustees has done. To begin with, let me

explain that the holding concern devised by the “Big Four” plunderers of

the Central-Southern Pacific, for the purpose of skimming off the cream

of the profits, was known as the Pacific Improvement Company. The

affairs of this concern have been kept a dark secret; the holdings of

Stanford in Pacific Improvement stock were not made over to the Stanford

trust by Mrs. Stanford, but were placed in the hands of Judge Crothers,

a trustee, and by him turned over to the Stanford trust after Mrs.

Stanford died. In the last annual report of the treasurer of the

university, I find the value of this holding listed at one hundred

dollars for twenty-five hundred shares, with “dividends from earnings”

for the year of $2,482.44, and “liquidation dividends” of two hundred

and seventy-five thousand dollars. That is a pretty good earning

capacity for a hundred dollars’ worth of stock, you must admit! You see

how the big insiders operate—no one knows what this stock is really

worth. In his letter to me Trustee Crothers admits that “there were a

number of reasons why Mrs. Stanford did not wish the whole world, nor

even all of the trustees of the university to know the terms ... of the

Pacific Improvement trust.” No probate courts, or inheritance tax

appraisers, or other unfriendly investigators were ever to have a chance

to stick their noses into Pacific Improvement!

Next, these super-plutocratic trustees turned over to Stanford

University the sum of eight hundred thousand dollars a year, without

explanation, and this sum of money was deposited in the Union Trust

Company of San Francisco without interest. Let Professor Brander

Matthews inquire around among his banker friends in New York, and find

out how much they would be willing to pay him in the way of interest on

a deposit account, amounting at its maximum to eight hundred thousand

dollars a year! I am informed that when Mr. Anderson came into the

board, representing the Morgan interests in the Standard Oil Bank of

California, he pointed out that that arrangement was not a profitable

one for the university. Also, I am told by a Stanford professor, in

whose rigid integrity I have many reasons for trusting, that he once

heard one of these trustees state angrily that the board had that

afternoon made a loan of five hundred thousand dollars to one of their

own members, at a ridiculously low rate of interest on the real estate

security offered. Afterwards the trustee who had borrowed this money got

into trouble, and no one knows how much money the university lost. In

the last president’s report I find a “capital decrease” recorded of

$17,320 on Sacramento Northern Railway bonds. I also find an item,

“Stock not recorded on books, when acquired in 1919 at Northern Electric

Company reorganization.” This is only one sample—nobody knows how many

other items are “not recorded on books!”

There are other matters of record which can be verified by anyone. These

trustees are the high-up members of the California plutocracy, the

shrewdest business men the state possesses; they work diligently for

their own financial interests, and have vastly increased their personal

fortunes during the last thirty years. But what have they done for

Stanford? They have made failures of the most important business

transactions they have managed for the university. The president of the

board of trustees is one of the richest ranchers in California, and

there are on the board officials and directors of several of the state’s

colossal land companies; how comes it that men like Mr. Newhall and Mr.

Nickel have never been able to tell Stanford how to make a success of

its big ranches? The Palo Alto, Vina and Gridley ranches all failed, and

the last two were finally sold at sacrifice prices. There were something

like a hundred thousand acres, sold for about four million dollars,

which is forty dollars an acre. The Gridley ranch was sold at a price so

low that every piece of it was almost immediately saleable at an advance

about forty per cent, without further subdivision; a great part of this

land is now being held for two hundred and seventy-five dollars an acre.

And these same first-class business men have carried on elaborate

building programs at the peak of high prices; they have leased a

wonderful building site for a long term of years, with the privilege of

buying at any time during the life of the lease, at a price set at the

beginning of the lease! They have killed Stanford as a democratic

institution, and brought it close to the rocks of bankruptcy, by

starting a medical school in San Francisco, against the judgment of the

best experts, and allowing the expenses of that school to swallow up the

funds of Stanford. That they had doubt as to the success of the medical

school was shown by their resolution in 1908, to the effect that this

school should never be allowed to take more than twenty-five thousand

dollars a year out of Stanford’s funds. But in the last president’s

report I find the medical school with a minus balance of a hundred and

nineteen thousand dollars—and this does not include the expenses of the

instruction at Palo Alto, comprising the first four or five years of the

course. For instance, the biological group alone shows a deficit of a

hundred and thirty thousand dollars!

So much for the handling of the Stanford trust. If I had a life-time in

which to study universities, I should like to see what care has been

taken with the funds of the University of the United Gas Improvement

Company of Philadelphia, and with those of the University of the Steel

Trust, at Pittsburgh, and with those of the University of Heaven, at

Syracuse, and with those of the Mining-Camp University at Denver. I

should like to settle down in New York and make a thorough financial

study of the University of the House of Morgan, and tell Professor Moses

Primrose the names of all those trustees and professors who got advance

news of the moving of the university to Morningside Heights; I should

like to raise a fund and have a search made of the title records, and

give him a list of the various lots and parcels of land which now belong

to Barnard College, and figure up the total of the fortunes cleared by

the insiders who purchased the old insane asylum which stood on that

site! But maybe Professor Moses Primrose would call that “honest graft!”

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