CHAPTER X

THE LIGHTNING-CHANGE ARTIST

President Butler’s career at Columbia has been like that of a drunken

motorist in a crowded street; he has left behind him a trail of corpses.

In the course of twenty years of office he has managed to expel or force

to withdraw some two score men, including most of the best in the place.

The cases of MacDowell and Woodberry occurred in 1902, the cases of Peck

and Spingarn in 1910 and 1911. Beginning in 1917 there was a sudden

series of casualties; but before these can be clearly explained, it is

necessary that the reader should be made acquainted with another aspect

of the career of Nicholas Miraculous—as pacifist and prophet of the

Capitalist International.

Butler’s friend, Carnegie, put up ten million dollars to establish a

foundation in the cause of universal peace; and Butler became a trustee.

The pointed question has been asked whether the Carnegie Peace

Foundation pays for the elaborate banquets which President Butler serves

to peace delegates in his home. Needless to say, when you have half a

million dollars a year to administer, you can hire a great many

secretaries, and print a great deal of literature, and give a great many

champagne banquets, and make a great splurge in the world. Butler

engaged a young man, Leon Fraser, to organize a peace movement in the

colleges, and had him made an instructor in the department of political

science at Columbia. We shall see in a minute what happened to this

young man.

In the summer of 1914 Butler went to Europe to continue his peace

work—but not with entire success. He came home in September, very much

horrified at what had happened in Europe, and to the students at the

opening of the university he made a speech in which you find him at his

best, with his clear, keen mind and driving energy. He denounced the

war-makers in language which left nothing to be desired. One thing this

war had done, he said; it had “put a final end to the contention, always

stupid and often insincere, that huge armaments are an insurance against

war and an aid in maintaining peace. This argument was invented by the

war-makers who had munitions of war to sell.... Since war is an affair

of governments and of armies, one result of the present war should be to

make the manufacture and sale of munitions of war a government monopoly

hereafter.... How anyone not fit subject for a madhouse, can find in the

awful events now happening in Europe a reason for increasing the

military and naval establishments and expenditures of the United States

is to me wholly inconceivable. Militarism—there is the enemy!”

Good for Nicholas Miraculous, you say! That is the sort of college

president we want in America! But in the cold light of the morning after

our pacifist orator thought it over. Perhaps he remembered his

interlocking directorate—the grim-visaged, growling wild boar, old

Pierpont Morgan, preparing to make his billion dollars out of the

British government; young Marcellus Hartley Dodge, chairman of Remington

Arms and Union Metallic Cartridge, getting ready to clean up his

millions by cornering the market in munitions machinery! How awkward to

meet Marcellus Hartley on the board, after talking about “the

contention, always stupid and often insincere ... invented by war-makers

who have munitions of war to sell!” Also, Butler was expecting to be

Republican candidate for president two years from date; and it would not

be easy to carry Elihu Root and Bill Barnes and Jim Wadsworth for a

government monopoly of Remington Arms and Union Metallic Cartridge, to

say nothing of Bethlehem and Carnegie Steel!

So President Butler sat himself down and edited his eloquence. The

passages I have quoted are from the speech as given to the newspapers,

September 24, 1914; but now see how it reads as published in Butler’s

book, “America in Ferment.” “The contention, always stupid and often

insincere,” is softened to “the contention, always made with more

emphasis than reasonableness.” The argument which was “invented by the

war-makers who have munitions of war to sell” now becomes an argument

which was “invented by those who really believe in war and in armaments

as ends in themselves.” That lets out Marcellus Hartley, you see; in

fact, it lets out Butler’s friend the Kaiser, and everybody in the world

since Genghis Khan. The proposed plank for the Republican party’s

presidential platform, providing for a government monopoly of the

manufacture and sale of munitions of war, has been dropped overboard and

lost forever; while the phrase about “increasing the military and naval

establishments and expenditures of the United States” has been deftly

turned into “asking the United States to desist from its attempts to

promote a new international order in the world!” Let nobody expect that

Nicholas Miraculous will abandon his charge of that half million dollars

a year of Carnegie money!

After this you will be prepared for any amount of hedging. President

Butler had for ten years been conducting with President Wheeler of the

University of California an ardent rivalry for the affections of the

Kaiser; but now the interlocking directorate is going to “can the

Kaiser,” and their university president is going to enlist in the

speech-making brigade. Wheeler of California is three thousand miles

away from the seat of authority, but Butler gets the “tip” in time, and

saves himself by climbing out on the faces of those who took seriously

his belief in universal peace.

For example, Leon Fraser, the young instructor who has been set to work

organizing peace societies in American colleges, including Columbia!

President Butler had sent a dean to ask Professor Beard to take Fraser

into his department; now he sent the dean to ask Beard to drop Fraser

again. Professor Beard, who has a capacity for indignation, told the

dean that Fraser had done what he had been employed to do, and had done

it sincerely and capably, therefore it was his intention to propose

Fraser for a full professorship; and then Beard showed the dean to the

door. Beard took the matter to the members of his department, and they

agreed unanimously that Fraser should be promoted.

Knowing Butler as you now do, you will understand that he marked two

more victims on his blacklist. One was Fraser and the other was Beard.

Fraser was got rid of quickly; as soon as America entered the war,

Butler announced that Columbia would not need so many professors, so he

dropped three, Fraser among them. Subsequently he took back the other

two; but Fraser meantime had enlisted. The dean remarked to a friend of

mine, a Columbia professor, how fortunate it was that Fraser had gone to

the war, so that a scandal over the question of his dismissal had been

avoided. “Yes,” replied my friend, “and wouldn’t it be fortunate if he

were shot to pieces, so that he could never come back and tell how

Columbia treated him?”

The next experience in order of time is that of Professors Cattell and

Dana; but since we have seen Beard put on the blacklist, perhaps we had

better finish his story. Charles A. Beard is a sincere and determined

fighter; incidentally, he is one of America’s leading economists and

scholars. There was an uproar in the newspapers over the charge that a

labor leader, speaking at a civic center in a New York public school,

had said: “To hell with the stars and stripes.” He didn’t really say it,

as you may read in “The Brass Check,” page 344. But the New York papers

reported that he said it, so it was proposed to close all the civic

centers in the schools. Professor Beard at a public meeting stated that

he did not think it was wise to close all the schools to the public,

just because one labor leader was reported to have said, “To hell with

the stars and stripes.” So next morning one of the New York newspapers

reported that Professor Beard of Columbia University had defended a

labor leader for saying “To hell with the stars and stripes.”

So now behold our professor summoned before the interlocking trustees in

solemn conclave! They demanded to know what he had said, and he told

them, and then, thinking that the incident was closed, he started to

leave the room. But one of them called to him, and to the consternation

of this leading economist and scholar, he was grilled for half an hour

concerning his beliefs and teachings, by two members of the

board—Frederick R. Coudert, lawyer, and director of a trust company, a

safe deposit company and a surety company; and Francis S. Bangs, lawyer,

and director in five express companies, a trust company, a savings bank,

and a water power corporation. They demanded his views on war and peace,

on Americanism and the constitution, on capitalism and the rights of

property; and when they had satisfied themselves that he did not believe

anything for which he could be arrested, they dismissed him, with orders

to warn all others in his department “against teachings likely to

inculcate disrespect for American institutions.” Professor Beard went

back to his colleagues, and reported this extraordinary scene, and the

members of his department burst into roars of laughter; asking whether

among the “American institutions” for which they were to “teach respect”

the trustees included Tammany Hall and the pork barrel!

Shortly after this it was announced that the trustees had appointed a

special committee to investigate the ideas which were being taught at

Columbia. “The Committee on the State of Teaching,” it was called, and

its members were four lawyers and one banker. The response of the

faculty was to meet and protest, and appoint a committee of nine to

defend themselves. The Faculty Council adopted a very strong resolution

on the subject of academic freedom—which resolution, be it noted, was

afterwards suppressed.

The Columbia faculty at this time was preparing for real action, and

Butler had his hands full smoothing them down. He sent one of his deans

to see Professor Beard, and plead with him not to push the issue; the

trustees had learned their lesson, said Butler, the incident would never

be repeated. Also, if Beard forced the matter he would greatly

inconvenience Butler, who was just then in trouble with his trustees

because of his pacifist activities. No more professors would be

dismissed from Columbia, except with the consent of their departments,

so Butler promised; but he kept this promise no more than he kept

others. Soon afterwards he got rid of Leon Fraser, and after that of

another member of the faculty. Butler had promised that all nominations

for promotion should come from the faculty; but soon afterwards he sent

an ambassador to Beard, to say that a certain man whom the department

proposed to promote would be refused promotion by the trustees; so the

man was not named for promotion—and Butler was able to go on saying that

all moves for promotion in Columbia came from the various departments!

Professor Beard had had enough, and handed in his resignation, in which

he paid his respects to “the few obscure and willful trustees who now

dominate the university and terrorize the young instructors.” Discussing

the subject of academic tenure, he said: “The status of a professor in

Columbia is lower than that of a manual laborer.”

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