CHAPTER VIII

THREE GENERALS AND A COOK

To get to the civic midriff of the ancient and honorable French city

of Laon you must ascend a road that winds in spirals about a high,

steep hill, like threads cut in a screw. Doing this you come at length

to the flat top of the screw--a most curiously flat top--and find on

this side of you the Cathedral and the market-place, and on that side

of you the Hôtel de Ville, where a German flag hangs among the iron

lilies in the grille-worked arms of the Republic above the front doors.

Dead ahead of you is the Prefecture, which is a noble stone building,

facing southward toward the River Aisne; and it has decorations of the

twentieth century, a gateway of the thirteenth century and plumbing of

the third century, when there was no plumbing to speak of.

We had made this journey and now the hour was seven in the evening, and

we were dining in the big hall of the Prefecture as the guests of His

Excellency, Field Marshal von Heeringen, commanding the Seventh Army of

the German Kaiser--dining, I might add, from fine French plates, with

smart German orderlies for waiters.

Except us five, and one other, the twenty-odd who sat about the great

oblong table were members of the Over-General's staff. We five were

Robert J. Thompson, American consul at Aix-la-Chapelle; McCutcheon and

Bennett, of the Chicago _Tribune_; Captain Alfred Mannesmann, of the

great German manufacturing firm of Mannesmann Mulag; and myself. The

one other was a Berlin artist, by name Follbehr, who having the run

of the army, was going out daily to do quick studies in water colors

in the trenches and among the batteries. He did them remarkably well,

too, seeing that any minute a shell might come and spatter him all

over his own drawing board. All the rest, though, were generals and

colonels and majors, and such--youngish men mostly. Excluding our host

I do not believe there was a man present who had passed fifty years of

age; but the General was nearer eighty than fifty, being one of the

veterans of the Franco-Prussian War, whom their Emperor had ordered out

of desk jobs in the first days of August to shepherd his forces in the

field. At his call they came--Von Heeringen and Von Hindenberg and Von

Zwehl, to mention three names that speedily became catchwords round

the world--with their gray heads full of Prussian war tactics; and

very soon their works had justified the act of their imperial master

in choosing them for leadership, and now they had new medals at their

throats and on their breasts to overlay the old medals they won back in

1870-71.

Like many of the older officers of the German Army I met, Von Heeringen

spoke no English, in which regard he was excessively unlike ninety

per cent of the younger officers. Among them it was an uncommon thing

in my experience to find one who did not know at least a smattering

of English and considerably more than a smattering of understandable

French. Even that marvelous organism, the German private soldier, was

apt to astonish you at unexpected moments by answering in fair-enough

English the questions you put to him in fractured and dislocated German.

Not once or twice, but a hundred times during my cruising about in

Belgium and Germany and France, I laboriously unloaded a string of

crippled German nouns and broken-legged adjectives and unsocketed verbs

on a hickory-looking sentry, only to have him reply to me in my own

tongue. It would come out then that he had been a waiter at a British

seaside resort or a steward on a Hamburg-American liner; or, oftener

still, that he had studied English at the public schools in his native

town of Kiel, or Coblenz, or Dresden, or somewhere.

The officers' English, as I said before, was nearly always ready and

lubricant. To one who spoke no French and not enough German to hurt

him, this proficiency in language on the part of the German standing

army was a precious boon. The ordinary double-barreled dictionary of

phrases had already disclosed itself as a most unsatisfying volume in

which to put one's trust. It was wearing on the disposition to turn the

leaves trying to find out how to ask somebody to pass the butter and

find instead whole pages of parallel columns of translated sentences

given over to such questions as "Where is the aunt of my stepfather's

second cousin?"

As a rule a man does not go to Europe in time of war to look up his

relatives by marriage. He may even have gone there to avoid them.

War is terrible enough without lugging in all the remote kinsfolk a

fellow has. How much easier, then, to throw oneself on the superior

educational qualifications of the German military machine. Somebody was

sure to have a linguistic life net there, rigged and ready for you to

drop into.

It was so in this instance, as it has been so in many instances before

and since. The courteous gentlemen who sat at my right side and at my

left spoke in German or French or English as the occasion suited, while

old Von Heeringen boomed away in rumbling German phrases. As I ate I

studied him.

Three weeks later, less a day, I met by appointment Lord Kitchener and

spent forty minutes, or thereabouts, in his company at the War Office

in London. In the midst of the interview, as I sat facing Kitchener I

began wondering, in the back part of my head, who it was Lord Kitchener

reminded me of. Suddenly the answer came to me, and it jolted me. The

answer was Von Heeringen.

Physically the two men--Kitchener of Khartoum and Von Heeringen, the

Gray Ghost of Metz--had nothing in common; mentally I conceived them

to be unlike. Except that both of them held the rank of field marshal,

I could put my finger on no point of similarity, either in personality

or in record, which these men shared between them. It is true they both

served in the war of 1870-71; but at the outset this parallel fell

flat, too, because one had been a junior officer on the German side

and the other a volunteer on the French side. One was a Prussian in

every outward aspect; the other was as British as it is possible for

a Briton to be. One had been at the head of the general staff of his

country, and was now in the field in active service with a sword at his

side. The other, having served his country in the field for many years,

now sat intrenched behind a roll-top desk, directing the machinery

of the War Office, with a pencil for a baton. Kitchener was in his

robust sixties, with a breast like a barrel; Von Heeringen was in his

shrinking, drying-up seventies, and his broad shoulders had already

begun to fold in on his ribs and his big black eyes to retreat deeper

into his skull. One was beaky-nosed, hatchet-headed, bearded; the other

was broad-faced and shaggily mustached. One had been famed for his

accessibility; the other for his inaccessibility.

So, because of these acutely dissimilar things, I marveled to myself

that day in London why, when I looked at Kitchener, I should think of

Von Heeringen. In another minute, though, I knew why: Both men radiated

the same quality of masterfulness; both of them physically typified

competency; both of them looked on the world with the eyes of men who

are born to have power and to hold dominion over lesser men. Put either

of these two in the rags of a beggar or the motley of a Pantaloon, and

at a glance you would know him for a leader.

Considering that we were supposed to be at the front on this evening at

Laon, the food was good, there being a soup, and the invariable veal on

which a German buttresses the solid foundations of his dinner, a salad

and fruit, red wine and white wine and brandy. Also, there were flies

amounting in numbers to a great multitude. The talk, like the flies,

went to and fro about the table; and always it was worth hearing, since

it dealt largely with first-hand experiences in the very heart of

the fighting. Yet I must add that not all the talk was talk of war.

In peaceful Aix-la-Chapelle, whence we had come, the people knew but

one topic. Here, on the forward frayed edge of the battle line, the

men who had that day played their part in battle occasionally spoke

of other things. I recall there was a discussion between Captain von

Theobald, of the Artillery, and Major Humplmayer, of the Automobile

Corps, on the merits of a painting that filled one of the panels in the

big, handsome, overdecorated hall. The major won, which was natural

enough, since, in time of peace, he was by way of being a collector of

and dealer in art objects at Munich. Somebody else mentioned big-game

shooting. For five minutes, then, or such a matter, the ways of big

game and the ways of shooting it held the interest of half a dozen men

at our curve of the table.

In such an interlude as this the listener might almost have lulled

himself into the fancy that, after all, there was no war; that these

courteous, gray-coated, shoulder-strapped gentlemen were not at present

engaged in the business of killing their fellowmen; that this building

wherein we sat, with its florid velvet carpets underfoot and its

too-heavy chandeliers overhead, was not the captured château of the

governor of a French province; and that the deep-eyed, white-fleeced,

bull-voiced old man who sat just opposite was not the commander of

sundry hundreds of thousands of fighting men with guns in their hands,

but surely was no more and no less than the elderly lord of the manor,

who, having a fancy for regimentals, had put on his and had pinned

some glittering baubles on his coat and then had invited a few of his

friends and neighbors in for a simple dinner on this fine evening of

the young autumn.

Yet we knew that already the war had taken toll of nearly every man in

uniform who was present about this board. General von Heeringen's two

sons, both desperately wounded, were lying in field hospitals--one in

East Prussia, the other in northern France not many miles from where we

were. His second in command had two sons--his only two sons--killed in

the same battle three weeks before. When, a few minutes earlier, I had

heard this I stared at him, curious to see what marks so hard a stroke

would leave on a man. I saw only a grave middle-aged gentleman, very

attentive to the consul who sat beside him, and very polite to us all.

Prince Scharmberg-Lippe, whom we had passed driving away from the

Prefecture in his automobile as we drove to it in ours, was the last

of four brothers. The other three were killed in the first six weeks

of fighting. Our own companion, Captain Mannesmann, heard only the

day before, when we stopped at Hirson--just over the border from

Belgium--that his cousin had won the Iron Cross for conspicuous

courage, and within three days more was to hear that this same cousin

had been sniped from ambush during a night raid down the left wing.

Nor had death been overly stingy to the members of the Staff itself.

We gathered as much from chance remarks. And so, as it came to be

eight o'clock, I caught myself watching certain vacant chairs at our

table and at the two smaller tables in the next room with a strained

curiosity.

One by one the vacant chairs filled up. At intervals the door behind

me would open and an officer would clank in, dusted over with the sift

of the French roads. He would bow ceremoniously to his chief and then

to the company generally, slip into an unoccupied chair, give an order

over his shoulder to a soldier-waiter, and at once begin to eat his

dinner with the air of a man who has earned it. After a while there

was but one place vacant at our table; it was next to me. I could not

keep my eyes away from it. It got on my nerves--that little gap in the

circle; that little space of white linen, bare of anything but two

unfilled glasses. To me it became as portentous as an unscrewed coffin

lid. No one else seemed to notice it. Cigars had been passed round and

the talk eddied casually back and forth with the twisty smoke wreaths.

An orderly drew the empty chair back with a thump. I think I jumped.

A slender man, whose uniform fitted him as though it had been his

skin, was sitting down beside me. Unlike those who came before him,

he had entered so quietly that I had not sensed his coming. I heard

the soldier call him Excellency; and I heard him tell the soldier not

to give him any soup. We swapped commonplaces, I telling him what my

business there was; and for a little while he plied his knife and fork

busily, making the heavy gold curb chain on his left wrist tinkle

musically.

"I'm rather glad they did not get me this afternoon," he said as though

to make conversation with a stranger. "This is first-rate veal--better

than we usually have here."

"Get you?" I said. "Who wanted to get you?"

"Our friends, the enemy," he answered. "I was in one of our trenches

rather well toward the front, and a shell or two struck just behind me.

I think, from their sound, they were French shells."

This debonair gentleman, as presently transpired, was Colonel von

Scheller, for four years consul to the German Embassy at Washington,

more lately minister for foreign affairs of the kingdom of Saxony, and

now doing staff duty in the ordnance department here at the German

center. He had the sharp brown eyes of a courageous fox terrier, a

mustache that turned up at the ends, and a most beautiful command of

the English language and its American idioms. He hurried along with his

dinner and soon he had caught up with us.

"I suggest," he said, "that we go out on the terrace to drink our

coffee. It is about time for the French to start their evening

benediction, as we call it. They usually quit firing their heavy guns

just before dark, and usually begin again at eight and keep it up for

an hour or two."

So we two took our coffee cups and our cigars in our hands and went out

through a side passage to the terrace, and sat on a little iron bench,

where a shaft of light, from a window of the room we had just quit,

showed a narrow streak of flowering plants beyond the bricked wall and

a clump of red and yellow woodbine on a low wall.

The rest lay in blackness; but I knew, from what I had seen before dusk

came, that we must be somewhere near the middle of a broad terrace--a

hanging garden rather--full of sundials and statues and flower beds,

which overhung the southern face of the Hill of Laon, and from which,

in daylight, a splendid view might be had of wooded slopes falling

away into wide, flat valleys, and wide, flat valleys rising again to

form more wooded slopes. I knew, too, from what I remembered, that the

plateau immediately beneath us was flyspecked with the roofs of small

abandoned villages; and that the road which ran straight from the base

of the heights toward the remote river was a-crawl with supply wagons

and ammunition wagons going forward to the German batteries, seven

miles away, and with scouts and messengers in automobiles and on motor

cycles, and the day's toll of wounded in ambulances coming back from

the front.

We could not see them when we went to the parapet and looked downward

into the black gulf below, but the rumbling of the wheels and the

panting of the motors came up to us. With these came, also, the remote

music of those queer little trumpets carried by the soldiers who ride

beside the drivers of German military automobiles; and this sounded as

thinly and plaintively to our ears as the cries of sandpipers heard a

long way off across a windy beach.

We could hear something else too: the evening benediction had started.

Now fast, now slow, like the beating of a feverish pulse, the guns

sounded in faint throbs; and all along the horizon from southeast

to southwest, and back again, ran flares and waves of a sullen red

radiance. The light flamed high at one instant--like fireworks--and at

the next it died almost to a glow, as though a great bed of peat coals

or a vast limekiln lay on the farthermost crest of the next chain of

hills. It was the first time I had ever seen artillery fire at night,

though I had heard it often enough by then in France and in Belgium,

and even in Germany; for when the wind blew out of the west we could

hear in Aix-la-Chapelle the faint booming of the great cannons before

Antwerp, days and nights on end.

I do not know how long I stood and looked and listened. Eventually I

was aware that the courteous Von Scheller, standing at my elbow, was

repeating something he had already stated at least once.

"Those brighter flashes you see, apparently coming from below the other

lights, are our guns," he was saying. "They seem to be below the others

because they are nearer to us. Personally I don't think these evening

volleys do very much damage," he went on as though vaguely regretful

that the dole of death by night should be so scanty, "because it is

impossible for the men in the outermost observation pits to see the

effect of the shots; but we answer, as you notice, just to show the

French and English we are not asleep."

Those iron vespers lasted, I should say, for the better part of an

hour. When they were ended we went indoors. Everybody was assembled in

the long hall of the Prefecture, and a young officer was smashing out

marching songs on the piano. The Berlin artist made an art gallery of

the billiard table and was exhibiting the water-color sketches he had

done that day--all very dashing and spirited in their treatment, though

a bit splashy and scrambled-eggish as to the use of the pigments.

A very young man, with the markings of a captain on shoulder and

collar, came in and went up to General von Heeringen and showed

him something--something that looked like a very large and rather

ornamental steel coal scuttle which had suffered from a serious

personal misunderstanding with an ax. The elongated top of it, which

had a fluted, rudder-like adornment, made you think of Siegfried's

helmet in the opera; but the bottom, which was squashed out of shape,

made you think of a total loss.

When the general had finished looking at this object we all had a

chance to finger it. The young captain seemed quite proud of it

and bore it off with him to the dining room. It was what remained

of a bomb, and had been loaded with slugs of lead and those iron

cherries that are called shrapnel. A French flyer had dropped it that

afternoon with intent to destroy one of the German captive balloons

and its operator. The young officer was the operator of the balloon

in question. It was his daily duty to go aloft, at the end of a steel

tether, and bob about for seven hours at a stretch, studying the

effects of the shell fire and telephoning down directions for the

proper aiming of the guns. He had been up seven hundred feet in the

air that afternoon, with no place to go in case of accident, when the

Frenchman came over and tried to hit him.

"It struck within a hundred meters of me," called back the young

captain as he disappeared through the dining-room doorway. "Made quite

a noise and tore up the earth considerably."

"He was lucky--the young Herr Captain," said Von Scheller--"luckier

than his predecessor. A fortnight ago one of the enemy's flyers struck

one of our balloons with a bomb and the gas envelope exploded. When

the wreckage reached the earth there was nothing much left of the

operator--poor fellow!--except the melted buttons on his coat. There

are very few safe jobs in this army, but being a captive-balloon

observer is one of the least safe of them all."

I had noted that the young captain wore in the second buttonhole of

his tunic the black-and-white-striped ribbon and the black-and-white

Maltese Cross; and now when I looked about me I saw that at least every

third man of the present company likewise bore such a decoration. I

knew the Iron Cross was given to a man only for gallant conduct in time

of war at the peril of his life.

A desire to know a few details beset me. Humplmayer, the scholarly art

dealer, was at my side. He had it too--the Iron Cross of the first

class.

"You won that lately?" I began, touching the ribbon.

"Yes," he said; "only the other day I received it."

"And for what, might I ask?" said I, pressing my advantage.

"Oh," he said, "I've been out quite a bit in the night air lately. You

know we Germans are desperately afraid of night air."

Later I learned--though not from Humplmayer--that he had for a period

of weeks done scout work in an automobile in hostile territory; which

meant that he rode in the darkness over the strange roads of an

alien country, exposed every minute to the chances of ambuscade and

barbed-wire mantraps and the like. I judge he earned his bauble.

I tried Von Theobald next--a lynx-faced, square-shouldered young man of

the field guns. To him I put the question: "What have you done, now, to

merit the bestowal of the Cross?"

"Well," he said--and his smile was born of embarrassment, I

thought--"there was shooting once or twice, and I--well, I did not go

away. I remained."

So after that I quit asking. But it was borne in upon me that if

these gold-braceletted, monocled, wasp-waisted exquisites could go

jauntily forth for flirtations with death as aforetime I had seen them

going, then also they could be marvelously modest touching on their

own performances in the event of their surviving those most fatal

blandishments.

Pretty soon we told the Staff good night, according to the ritualistic

Teutonic fashion, and took ourselves off to bed; for the next day

was expected to be a full day, which it was indeed and verily. In the

hotels of the town, such as they were, officers were billeted, four

to the room and two to the bed; but the commandant enthroned at the

Hôtel de Ville looked after our comfort. He sent a soldier to nail a

notice on the gate of one of the handsomest houses in Laon--a house

whence the tenants had fled at the coming of the Germans--which notice

gave warning to all whom it might concern that Captain Mannesmann, who

carried the Kaiser's own pass, and four American _Herren_ were, until

further orders, domiciled there. And the soldier tarried to clean our

boots while we slept and bring us warm shaving water in the morning.

Being thus provided for we tramped away through the empty winding

streets to Number Five, Rue St. Cyr, which was a big, fine three-story

mansion with its own garden and courtyard. Arriving there we drew lots

for bedrooms. It fell to me to occupy one that evidently belonged to

the master of the house. He must have run away in a hurry. His bathrobe

still hung on a peg; his other pair of suspenders dangled over the

footboard; and his shaving brush, with dried lather on it, was on the

floor. I stepped on it as I got into bed and hurt my foot.

Goodness knows I was tired enough, but I lay awake a while thinking

what changes in our journalistic fortunes thirty days had brought us.

Five weeks before, bearing dangerously dubious credentials, we had

trailed afoot--a suspicious squad--at the tail of the German columns,

liable to be halted and locked up any minute by any fingerling of a

sublieutenant who might be so minded to so serve us. In that stressful

time a war correspondent was almost as popular, with the officialdom of

the German army, as the Asiatic cholera would have been. The privates

were our best friends then. Just one month, to the hour and the night,

after we slept on straw as quasi-prisoners and under an armed guard in

a schoolhouse belonging to the Prince de Caraman-Chimay, at Beaumont,

we dined with the commandant of a German garrison in the castle of

another prince of the same name--the Prince de Chimay--at the town

of Chimay, set among the timbered preserves of the ancient house of

Chimay. In Belgium, at the end of August, we fended and foraged for

ourselves aboard a train of wounded and prisoners. In northern France,

at the end of September, Prince Reuss, German minister to Persia, but

serving temporarily in the Red Cross Corps, had bestirred himself to

find lodgings for us. And now, thanks to a newborn desire on the part

of the Berlin War Office to let the press of America know something of

the effects of their operations on the people of the invaded states,

here we were, making free with a strange French gentleman's château

and messing with an Over-General's Staff. Lying there, in another

man's bed, I felt like a burglar and I slept like an oyster--the oyster

being, as naturalists know, a most sound sleeper.

In the morning there was breakfast at the great table--the flies of the

night before being still present--with General von Heeringen inquiring

most earnestly as to how we had rested, and then going out to see to

the day's killing. Before doing so, however, he detailed the competent

Captain von Theobald and the efficient Lieutenant Giebel to serve for

the day as our guides while we studied briefly the workings of the

German war machine in the actual theater of war.

It was under their conductorship that about noon we aimed our

automobiles for the spot where, in accordance with provisions worked

out in advance, but until that moment unknown to us, we were to lunch

with another general--Von Zwehl, of the reserves. We left the hill,

where the town was, some four miles behind us, and when we had passed

through two wrecked and silent villages and through three of those

strips of park timber which Continentals call forests, we presently

drew up and halted and dismounted where a thick fringe of undergrowth,

following the line of an old and straggly thorn hedge, met the road

at right angles on the comb of a small ridge commanding a view of the

tablelands to the southward.

As we climbed up the banks we were aware of certain shelters which were

like overgrown rabbit hutches cunningly contrived of wattled faggots

and straw sheaves plaited together. They had tarpaulin interlinings

and dug-out earthen floors covered over thickly with straw. These

cozy small shacks hid themselves behind a screen of haws among the

scattered trees which flanked an ancient fortification, abandoned many

years before, I judged, by the grass-grown looks of it. Out in front,

upon the open crest of the rise, staff officers were grouped about

two telescopes mounted on tripods. An old man--you could tell by the

hunch of his shoulders he was old--sat on a camp chair with his back

to us and his face against the barrels of one of the telescopes. With

his long dust-colored coat and the lacings of violent scarlet upon

his cap and his upturned collar he made you think of one of those big

gray African parrots that talk so fluently and bite so viciously.

But when, getting nimbly up, he turned to greet us and be introduced

the resemblance vanished. There was nothing of the parrot about him

now. Here was a man part watch dog and part hawk. His cheeks and the

flanges of his nostrils were thickly hair-lined with those little

red-and-blue veins that are to be found in the texture of good American

paper currency and in the faces of elderly men who have lived much

out-of-doors during their lives. His jowls were heavy and pendulous

like a mastiff's. His frontal bone came down low and straight so that

under the flat arch of the brow his small, very bright agate-blue eyes

looked out as from beneath half-closed shutters. His hair was clipped

close to his scalp and the shape of his skull showed, rounded and

bulgy; not the skull of a thinker, nor yet the skull of a creator, just

the skull of a natural-born fighting man. The big, ridgy veins in the

back of his neck stood out like window-cords from a close smocking of

fine wrinkles. The neck itself was tanned to a brickdust red. A gnawed

white mustache bristled on his upper lip. He was tall without seeming

to be tall and broad without appearing broad, and he was old enough

for a grandfather and spry enough for his own grandchild. You know the

type. Our Civil War produced it in number.

At his throat was the blue star of the Order of Merit, the very

highest honor a German soldier can win, and below it on his breast the

inevitable black-and-white striped ribbon. The one meant leadership and

the other testified to individual valor in the teeth of danger. It was

Excellency von Zwehl, commander of the Seventh Reserve Corps of the

Western Army, the man who took Maubeuge from the French and English,

and the man who in the same week held the imperiled German center

against the French and English.

We lunched with the General and his staff on soup and sausages, with

a rare and precious Belgian melon cut in thin, salmon-tinted crescents

to follow for dessert. But before the lunch he took us and showed us,

pointing this way and that with his little riding whip, the theater

wherein he had done a thing which he valued more than the taking of a

walled city. Indeed there was a certain elemental boylike bearing of

pride in him as he told us the story.

If I am right in my dates the defenses of Maubeuge caved in under

the batterings of the German Jack Johnsons on September sixth and

the citadel surrendered September seventh. On the following day, the

eighth, Von Zwehl got word that a sudden forward thrust of the Allies

threatened the German center at Laon. Without waiting for orders he

started to the relief. He had available only nine thousand troops, all

reserves. As many more shortly re-enforced him. He marched this small

army--small, that is, as armies go these Titan times--for four days and

three nights. In the last twenty-four hours of marching the eighteen

thousand covered more than forty English miles--in the rain. They came

on this same plateau, the one which we now faced, at six o'clock of

the morning of September thirteenth, and within an hour were engaged

against double or triple their number. Von Zwehl held off the enemy

until a strengthening force reached him, and then for three days, with

his face to the river and his back to the hill, he fought. Out of a

total force of forty thousand men he lost eight thousand and more in

killed and wounded, but he saved the German Army from being split

asunder between its shoulder-blades. The enemy in proportion lost even

more than he did, he thought. The General had no English; he told us

all this in German, Von Theobald standing handily by to translate for

him when our own scanty acquaintance with the language left us puzzled.

"We punished them well and they punished us well," he added. "We

captured a group of thirty-one Scotchmen--all who were left out of

a battalion of six hundred and fifty, and there was no commissioned

officer left of that battalion. A sergeant surrendered them to my men.

They fight very well against us--the Scotch."

Since then the groundswell of battle had swept forward, then backward,

until now, as chance would have it, General von Zwehl once more had his

headquarters on the identical spot where he had them four weeks before

during his struggle to keep the German center from being pierced.

Then it had been mainly infantry fighting at close range; now it was

the labored pounding of heavy guns, the pushing ahead of trench-work

preparatory to another pitched battle.

Considering what had taken place here less than a month before the

plain immediately before us seemed peaceful enough. Nature certainly

works mighty fast to cover up what man at war does. True, the

yellow-green meadowlands ahead of us were scuffed and scored minutely

as though a myriad swine had rooted there for mast. The gouges of

wheels and feet were at the roadside. Under the broken hedge-rows you

saw a littering of weather-beaten French knapsacks and mired uniform

coats, but that was all. New grass was springing up in the hoof tracks,

and in a pecking, puny sort of way an effort was being made by certain

French peasants within sight to get back to work in their wasted truck

patches. Near at hand I counted three men and an old woman in the

fields, bent over like worms. On the crest above them stood this gray

veteran of two invasions of their land, aiming with his riding whip.

The whip, I believe, signifies dominion, and sometimes brute force.

Beyond the tableland, and along the succession of gentle elevations

which ringed it in to the south, the pounding of the field pieces went

steadily on, while Von Zwehl lectured to us upon the congenial subject

of what he here had done. Out yonder a matter of three or four English

miles from us the big ones were busy for a fact. We could see the smoke

clouds of each descending shell and the dust clouds of the explosion,

and of course we could hear it. It never stopped for an instant, never

abated for so much as a minute. It had been going on this way for

weeks; it would surely go on this way for weeks yet to come. But so

far as we could discern the General paid it no heed--he nor any of his

staff. It was his business, but seemingly the business went well.

It was late that afternoon when we met our third general, and this

meeting was quite by chance. Coming back from a spin down the lines we

stopped in a small village called Amifontaine, to let our chauffeur,

known affectionately as The Human Rabbit, tinker with a leaky tire

valve or something. A young officer came up through the dusk to find

out who we were, and, having found out, he invited us into the chief

house of the place, and there in a stuffy little French parlor we were

introduced in due form to General d'Elsa, the head of the Twelfth

Reserve Corps, it turned out. Standing in a ceremonious ring, with

filled glasses in our hands, about a table which bore a flary lamp and

a bottle of bad native wine, we toasted him and he toasted us.

He was younger by ten years, I should say, than either Von Heeringen

or Von Zwehl; too young, I judged, to have got his training in the

blood-and-iron school of Bismarck and Von Moltke of which the other two

must have been brag-scholars. Both of them, I think, were Prussians,

but this general was a Saxon from the South. Indeed, as I now recall,

he said his home in peace times was in Dresden. He seemed less simple

of manner than they; they in turn lacked a certain flexibility and

grace of bearing which were his. But two things in common they all

three had and radiated from them--a superb efficiency in the trade at

which they worked and a superb confidence in the tools with which they

did the work. This was rather a small man, quick and supple in his

movements. He had a limited command of English, and he appeared deeply

desirous that we Americans should have a good opinion of the behavior

of his troops and that we should say as much in what we wrote for our

fellow Americans to read.

Coming out of the house to reënter our automobile I saw, across the

small square of the town, which by now was quite in darkness, the

flare of a camp kitchen. I wanted very much to examine one of these

wheeled cook wagons at close range. An officer--the same who had first

approached us to examine our papers--accompanied me to explain its

workings and to point out the various compartments where the coal was

kept and the fuel, and the two big sunken pots where the stew was

cooked and the coffee was brewed. The thing proved to be cumbersome,

which was German, but it was most complete in detail, and that, take

it, was German too. While the officer rattled the steel lids the cook

himself stood rigidly alongside, with his fingers touching the seams of

his trousers. Seen by the glare of his own fire he seemed a clod, fit

only to make soups and feed a fire box. But by that same flickery light

I saw something. On the breast of his grease-spattered blouse dangled

a black-and-white ribbon with a black-and-white Maltese cross fastened

to it. I marveled that a company cook should wear the Iron Cross of the

second class and I asked the captain about it. He laughed at the wonder

that was evident in my tones.

"If you will look more closely," he said, "you will see that a good

many of our cooks already have won the Iron Cross since this war began,

and a good many others will yet win it--if they live. We have no braver

men in our army than these fellows. They go into the trenches at least

twice a day, under the hottest fire sometimes, to carry hot coffee and

hot food to the soldiers who fight. A good many of them have already

been killed.

"Only the other day--at La Fère I think it was--two of our cooks at

daybreak went so far forward with their wagon that they were almost

inside the enemy's lines. Sixteen bewildered Frenchmen who had got

separated from their company came straggling through a little forest

and walked right into them. The Frenchmen thought the cook wagon with

its short smoke funnel and its steel fire box was a new kind of machine

gun, and they threw down their guns and surrendered. The two cooks

brought their sixteen prisoners back to our lines too, but first one

of them stood guard over the Frenchmen while the other carried the

breakfast coffee to the men who had been all night in the trenches.

They are good men, those cooks!"

So at last I found out at second hand what one German soldier had done

to merit the bestowal of the Iron Cross. But as we came away, I was

in doubt on a certain point and, for that matter, am still in doubt

on it: I am in doubt as to which of two men most fitly typified the

spirit of the German Army in this war--the general feeding his men by

thousands into the maw of destruction because it was an order, or the

pot-wrestling private soldier, the camp cook, going to death with a

coffee boiler in his hands--because it was an order.

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