CHAPTER XI

_Free for Three Days_

At last one summer’s evening they gathered around the supper table and

Ben failed to appear. I would give worlds to have seen the expressions

on their faces then, and on the sentry’s later when he came and found

no _Engländer_ there to lock up. I had come to seem too permanent

there! I was as much an institution on the place as the dog, Telo, or

the broken pump.

While they were making these rude discoveries I lay crouched on a bed

of moss in a secluded dell in one of the grand duke’s forests smoking

my pipe and speculating as to whether another fortnight would find

me in Denmark or in a German jail. I had just finished a good supper

of bread, “bully,” condensed milk, and dates from my box of English

provisions and was resting a moment before going on.

My linen collar wilted with perspiration and I threw it away, having

plenty more in my bag to put on in the morning. I had spent most of the

afternoon in putting together my civilian attire, for I had to escape

from the village in my prisoner’s garb. I carried patches of black

cloth in my pockets, accurately cut out to fit the prisoner’s stripes

on my cap and trousers. These I sewed on in the midst of a rye field

immediately I got clear of the village. My coat, I had found, would

not admit of alteration, so I had contrived to get another. I walked

into the little room adjoining the barn, belonging to Warner, the old

care-taker, and selecting the best of the coats hanging there, a gay

cream-colored creation, I put it on under my black one. Then I put two

suits of my new English underwear in a parcel under his bed, for I

did not care to steal from Warner. He had seen me thrash a German boy

without reporting it and had befriended me on various occasions. On top

of the parcel I scribbled a note:

“DEAR WARNER:

“This underwear is in exchange for your coat which I must take with

me. _Danke schön. Auf Wiedersehen!_

BEN.”

I spent most of the time tramping, stopping when tired or when the

view pleased me, for a rest, and sleeping in the middle of the day.

I passed through numerous villages and towns whose names I usually

learned from the mile-posts along the road. These were about ten feet

high and at night I had to climb up them and hold my eyes close to the

board to read the inscription. It was the first time I had spent the

night outside of my cell for many months and I enjoyed the sight of the

moon and the stars again. The long North German twilight was glorious,

too, and I often lay on some hillside above the fields and meadows and

villages, and watched it while I rested.

I was seldom accosted. I nearly ran into an old gentleman in a forest

on one occasion, however. He was a thin, academic-looking old chap,

wearing glasses and a frock coat, and carrying a cane. What brought

him to the forest at that unseemly hour I have never been able to

imagine. It was just after midnight and the darkness was so dense that

we could neither of us see the other until we were within a few inches

proximity, and the mossy earth so effectually concealed the sound of

our footsteps that we narrowly averted a collision.

“_Donnerwetter!_”[9] he screamed in a squeaky voice, throwing up his

hands and dropping his cane.

I was startled too, but finding him quite harmless, I bade him: “_Guten

Abend!_”[10] and, laughing, walked on.

Everywhere through this farming country I saw prisoners of war at work,

often more numerous than the German laborers. Like faithful slaves in

the small farmyards or like gangs of convicts on the big estates, they

carried on constantly the work of the absent German men and tilled

Germany’s soil. With dull and hardened faces and uniforms stained and

patched until Cossack was scarcely distinguishable from _chasseur_,

they drudged wearily on.

I was arrested by an animated scene on the rye fields of a big estate.

About thirty English, French, and Russian prisoners with a sprinkling

of Polish girls were harvesting and threshing the rye. The sun was

scorching hot, and their faces were black with dust and perspiration

as they bent over the big, relentless machine. The sole German on the

scene, a fat sentry, was sitting on a bench in the shade of a tree,

sipping a glass of beer!

FOOTNOTES:

[9] Exclamation about equal to “Good Heavens!”

[10] Good evening.

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