NO WORKMEN ON THE PREMISES,

along of my not hearing from you!! I have torn all my hair off, and

constantly beat my unoffending family. Wild notions have occurred to me

of sending in my own plumber to do the drains. Then I remember that you

have probably written to prepare _your_ man, and restrain my audacious

hand. Then Stone presents himself, with a most exasperatingly mysterious

visage, and says that a rat has appeared in the kitchen, and it's his

opinion (Stone's, not the rat's) that the drains want "compo-ing;" for

the use of which explicit language I could fell him without remorse. In

my horrible desire to "compo" everything, the very postman becomes my

enemy because he brings no letter from you; and, in short, I don't see

what's to become of me unless I hear from you to-morrow, which I have

not the least expectation of doing.

Going over the house again, I have materially altered the

plans--abandoned conservatory and front balcony--decided to make Stone's

painting-room the drawing-room (it is nearly six inches higher than the

room below), to carry the entrance passage right through the house to a

back door leading to the garden, and to reduce the once intended

drawing-room--now school-room--to a manageable size, making a door of

communication between the new drawing-room and the study. Curtains and

carpets, on a scale of awful splendour and magnitude, are already in

preparation, and still--still--

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