MADEMOISELLE FIFI

Major Graf Von Farlsberg, the Prussian commandant, was reading his

newspaper as he lay back in a great easy-chair, with his booted feet

on the beautiful marble mantelpiece where his spurs had made two holes,

which had grown deeper every day during the three months that he had

been in the chateau of Uville.

A cup of coffee was smoking on a small inlaid table, which was

stained with liqueur, burned by cigars, notched by the penknife of

the victorious officer, who occasionally would stop while sharpening a

pencil, to jot down figures, or to make a drawing on it, just as it took

his fancy.

When he had read his letters and the German newspapers, which his

orderly had brought him, he got up, and after throwing three or four

enormous pieces of green wood on the fire, for these gentlemen were

gradually cutting down the park in order to keep themselves warm, he

went to the window. The rain was descending in torrents, a regular

Normandy rain, which looked as if it were being poured out by some

furious person, a slanting rain, opaque as a curtain, which formed a

kind of wall with diagonal stripes, and which deluged everything, a rain

such as one frequently experiences in the neighborhood of Rouen, which

is the watering-pot of France.

For a long time the officer looked at the sodden turf and at the swollen

Andelle beyond it, which was overflowing its banks; he was drumming a

waltz with his fingers on the window-panes, when a noise made him turn

round. It was his second in command, Captain Baron van Kelweinstein.

The major was a giant, with broad shoulders and a long, fan-like beard,

which hung down like a curtain to his chest. His whole solemn person

suggested the idea of a military peacock, a peacock who was carrying his

tail spread out on his breast. He had cold, gentle blue eyes, and a scar

from a swordcut, which he had received in the war with Austria; he was

said to be an honorable man, as well as a brave officer.

The captain, a short, red-faced man, was tightly belted in at the waist,

his red hair was cropped quite close to his head, and in certain lights

he almost looked as if he had been rubbed over with phosphorus. He had

lost two front teeth one night, though he could not quite remember how,

and this sometimes made him speak unintelligibly, and he had a bald

patch on top of his head surrounded by a fringe of curly, bright golden

hair, which made him look like a monk.

The commandant shook hands with him and drank his cup of coffee (the

sixth that morning), while he listened to his subordinate's report of

what had occurred; and then they both went to the window and declared

that it was a very unpleasant outlook. The major, who was a quiet man,

with a wife at home, could accommodate himself to everything; but the

captain, who led a fast life, who was in the habit of frequenting low

resorts, and enjoying women's society, was angry at having to be shut up

for three months in that wretched hole.

There was a knock at the door, and when the commandant said, “Come in,”

one of the orderlies appeared, and by his mere presence announced that

breakfast was ready. In the dining-room they met three other officers of

lower rank--a lieutenant, Otto von Grossling, and two sub-lieutenants,

Fritz Scheuneberg and Baron von Eyrick, a very short, fair-haired man,

who was proud and brutal toward men, harsh toward prisoners and as

explosive as gunpowder.

Since he had been in France his comrades had called him nothing but

Mademoiselle Fifi. They had given him that nickname on account of his

dandified style and small waist, which looked as if he wore corsets;

of his pale face, on which his budding mustache scarcely showed, and on

account of the habit he had acquired of employing the French expression,

'Fi, fi donc', which he pronounced with a slight whistle when he wished

to express his sovereign contempt for persons or things.

The dining-room of the chateau was a magnificent long room, whose fine

old mirrors, that were cracked by pistol bullets, and whose Flemish

tapestry, which was cut to ribbons, and hanging in rags in places from

sword-cuts, told too well what Mademoiselle Fifi's occupation was during

his spare time.

There were three family portraits on the walls a steel-clad knight, a

cardinal and a judge, who were all smoking long porcelain pipes, which

had been inserted into holes in the canvas, while a lady in a long,

pointed waist proudly exhibited a pair of enormous mustaches, drawn with

charcoal. The officers ate their breakfast almost in silence in that

mutilated room, which looked dull in the rain and melancholy in its

dilapidated condition, although its old oak floor had become as solid as

the stone floor of an inn.

When they had finished eating and were smoking and drinking, they began,

as usual, to berate the dull life they were leading. The bottles of

brandy and of liqueur passed from hand to hand, and all sat back

in their chairs and took repeated sips from their glasses, scarcely

removing from their mouths the long, curved stems, which terminated in

china bowls, painted in a manner to delight a Hottentot.

As soon as their glasses were empty they filled them again, with a

gesture of resigned weariness, but Mademoiselle Fifi emptied his every

minute, and a soldier immediately gave him another. They were enveloped

in a cloud of strong tobacco smoke, and seemed to be sunk in a state of

drowsy, stupid intoxication, that condition of stupid intoxication of

men who have nothing to do, when suddenly the baron sat up and said:

“Heavens! This cannot go on; we must think of something to do.” And on

hearing this, Lieutenant Otto and Sub-lieutenant Fritz, who preeminently

possessed the serious, heavy German countenance, said: “What, captain?”

He thought for a few moments and then replied: “What? Why, we must get

up some entertainment, if the commandant will allow us.” “What sort of

an entertainment, captain?” the major asked, taking his pipe out of his

mouth. “I will arrange all that, commandant,” the baron said. “I will

send Le Devoir to Rouen, and he will bring back some ladies. I know

where they can be found, We will have supper here, as all the materials

are at hand and; at least, we shall have a jolly evening.”

Graf von Farlsberg shrugged his shoulders with a smile: “You must surely

be mad, my friend.”

But all the other officers had risen and surrounded their chief, saying:

“Let the captain have his way, commandant; it is terribly dull here.”

And the major ended by yielding. “Very well,” he replied, and the baron

immediately sent for Le Devoir. He was an old non-commissioned officer,

who had never been seen to smile, but who carried out all the orders

of his superiors to the letter, no matter what they might be. He

stood there, with an impassive face, while he received the baron's

instructions, and then went out, and five minutes later a large military

wagon, covered with tarpaulin, galloped off as fast as four horses could

draw it in the pouring rain. The officers all seemed to awaken from

their lethargy, their looks brightened, and they began to talk.

Although it was raining as hard as ever, the major declared that it was

not so dark, and Lieutenant von Grossling said with conviction that the

sky was clearing up, while Mademoiselle Fifi did not seem to be able to

keep still. He got up and sat down again, and his bright eyes seemed to

be looking for something to destroy. Suddenly, looking at the lady with

the mustaches, the young fellow pulled out his revolver and said: “You

shall not see it.” And without leaving his seat he aimed, and with two

successive bullets cut out both the eyes of the portrait.

“Let us make a mine!” he then exclaimed, and the conversation was

suddenly interrupted, as if they had found some fresh and powerful

subject of interest. The mine was his invention, his method of

destruction, and his favorite amusement.

When he left the chateau, the lawful owner, Comte Fernand d'Amoys

d'Uville, had not had time to carry away or to hide anything except the

plate, which had been stowed away in a hole made in one of the walls.

As he was very rich and had good taste, the large drawing-room, which

opened into the dining-room, looked like a gallery in a museum, before

his precipitate flight.

Expensive oil paintings, water colors and drawings hung against the

walls, while on the tables, on the hanging shelves and in elegant glass

cupboards there were a thousand ornaments: small vases, statuettes,

groups of Dresden china and grotesque Chinese figures, old ivory and

Venetian glass, which filled the large room with their costly and

fantastic array.

Scarcely anything was left now; not that the things had been stolen, for

the major would not have allowed that, but Mademoiselle Fifi would

every now and then have a mine, and on those occasions all the officers

thoroughly enjoyed themselves for five minutes. The little marquis

went into the drawing-room to get what he wanted, and he brought back

a small, delicate china teapot, which he filled with gunpowder, and

carefully introduced a piece of punk through the spout. This he lighted

and took his infernal machine into the next room, but he came back

immediately and shut the door. The Germans all stood expectant, their

faces full of childish, smiling curiosity, and as soon as the explosion

had shaken the chateau, they all rushed in at once.

Mademoiselle Fifi, who got in first, clapped his hands in delight at the

sight of a terra-cotta Venus, whose head had been blown off, and each

picked up pieces of porcelain and wondered at the strange shape of the

fragments, while the major was looking with a paternal eye at the large

drawing-room, which had been wrecked after the fashion of a Nero, and

was strewn with the fragments of works of art. He went out first and

said with a smile: “That was a great success this time.”

But there was such a cloud of smoke in the dining-room, mingled with the

tobacco smoke, that they could not breathe, so the commandant opened

the window, and all the officers, who had returned for a last glass of

cognac, went up to it.

The moist air blew into the room, bringing with it a sort of powdery

spray, which sprinkled their beards. They looked at the tall trees which

were dripping with rain, at the broad valley which was covered with

mist, and at the church spire in the distance, which rose up like a gray

point in the beating rain.

The bells had not rung since their arrival. That was the only resistance

which the invaders had met with in the neighborhood. The parish priest

had not refused to take in and to feed the Prussian soldiers; he had

several times even drunk a bottle of beer or claret with the hostile

commandant, who often employed him as a benevolent intermediary; but it

was no use to ask him for a single stroke of the bells; he would sooner

have allowed himself to be shot. That was his way of protesting against

the invasion, a peaceful and silent protest, the only one, he said,

which was suitable to a priest, who was a man of mildness, and not

of blood; and every one, for twenty-five miles round, praised Abbe

Chantavoine's firmness and heroism in venturing to proclaim the public

mourning by the obstinate silence of his church bells.

The whole village, enthusiastic at his resistance, was ready to back

up their pastor and to risk anything, for they looked upon that silent

protest as the safeguard of the national honor. It seemed to the

peasants that thus they deserved better of their country than Belfort

and Strassburg, that they had set an equally valuable example, and that

the name of their little village would become immortalized by that; but,

with that exception, they refused their Prussian conquerors nothing.

The commandant and his officers laughed among themselves at this

inoffensive courage, and as the people in the whole country round showed

themselves obliging and compliant toward them, they willingly tolerated

their silent patriotism. Little Baron Wilhelm alone would have liked to

have forced them to ring the bells. He was very angry at his superior's

politic compliance with the priest's scruples, and every day begged the

commandant to allow him to sound “ding-dong, ding-dong,” just once, only

just once, just by way of a joke. And he asked it in the coaxing, tender

voice of some loved woman who is bent on obtaining her wish, but the

commandant would not yield, and to console himself, Mademoiselle Fifi

made a mine in the Chateau d'Uville.

The five men stood there together for five minutes, breathing in the

moist air, and at last Lieutenant Fritz said with a laugh: “The ladies

will certainly not have fine weather for their drive.” Then they

separated, each to his duty, while the captain had plenty to do in

arranging for the dinner.

When they met again toward evening they began to laugh at seeing each

other as spick and span and smart as on the day of a grand review. The

commandant's hair did not look so gray as it was in the morning, and the

captain had shaved, leaving only his mustache, which made him look as if

he had a streak of fire under his nose.

In spite of the rain, they left the window open, and one of them went

to listen from time to time; and at a quarter past six the baron said

he heard a rumbling in the distance. They all rushed down, and presently

the wagon drove up at a gallop with its four horses steaming and

blowing, and splashed with mud to their girths. Five women dismounted,

five handsome girls whom a comrade of the captain, to whom Le Devoir had

presented his card, had selected with care.

They had not required much pressing, as they had got to know the

Prussians in the three months during which they had had to do with them,

and so they resigned themselves to the men as they did to the state of

affairs.

They went at once into the dining-room, which looked still more dismal

in its dilapidated condition when it was lighted up; while the table

covered with choice dishes, the beautiful china and glass, and the

plate, which had been found in the hole in the wall where its owner had

hidden it, gave it the appearance of a bandits' inn, where they were

supping after committing a robbery in the place. The captain was

radiant, and put his arm round the women as if he were familiar with

them; and when the three young men wanted to appropriate one each,

he opposed them authoritatively, reserving to himself the right to

apportion them justly, according to their several ranks, so as not to

offend the higher powers. Therefore, to avoid all discussion, jarring,

and suspicion of partiality, he placed them all in a row according to

height, and addressing the tallest, he said in a voice of command:

“What is your name?” “Pamela,” she replied, raising her voice. And then

he said: “Number One, called Pamela, is adjudged to the commandant.”

Then, having kissed Blondina, the second, as a sign of proprietorship,

he proffered stout Amanda to Lieutenant Otto; Eva, “the Tomato,” to

Sub-lieutenant Fritz, and Rachel, the shortest of them all, a very

young, dark girl, with eyes as black as ink, a Jewess, whose snub

nose proved the rule which allots hooked noses to all her race, to the

youngest officer, frail Count Wilhelm d'Eyrick.

They were all pretty and plump, without any distinctive features, and

all had a similarity of complexion and figure.

The three young men wished to carry off their prizes immediately, under

the pretext that they might wish to freshen their toilets; but the

captain wisely opposed this, for he said they were quite fit to sit down

to dinner, and his experience in such matters carried the day. There

were only many kisses, expectant kisses.

Suddenly Rachel choked, and began to cough until the tears came into her

eyes, while smoke came through her nostrils. Under pretence of kissing

her, the count had blown a whiff of tobacco into her mouth. She did not

fly into a rage and did not say a word, but she looked at her tormentor

with latent hatred in her dark eyes.

They sat down to dinner. The commandant seemed delighted; he made Pamela

sit on his right, and Blondina on his left, and said, as he unfolded his

table napkin: “That was a delightful idea of yours, captain.”

Lieutenants Otto and Fritz, who were as polite as if they had been

with fashionable ladies, rather intimidated their guests, but Baron von

Kelweinstein beamed, made obscene remarks and seemed on fire with his

crown of red hair. He paid the women compliments in French of the Rhine,

and sputtered out gallant remarks, only fit for a low pothouse, from

between his two broken teeth.

They did not understand him, however, and their intelligence did not

seem to be awakened until he uttered foul words and broad expressions,

which were mangled by his accent. Then they all began to laugh at once

like crazy women and fell against each other, repeating the words, which

the baron then began to say all wrong, in order that he might have the

pleasure of hearing them say dirty things. They gave him as much of that

stuff as he wanted, for they were drunk after the first bottle of wine,

and resuming their usual habits and manners, they kissed the officers

to right and left of them, pinched their arms, uttered wild cries, drank

out of every glass and sang French couplets and bits of German songs

which they had picked up in their daily intercourse with the enemy.

Soon the men themselves became very unrestrained, shouted and broke

the plates and dishes, while the soldiers behind them waited on them

stolidly. The commandant was the only one who kept any restraint upon

himself.

Mademoiselle Fifi had taken Rachel on his knee, and, getting excited, at

one moment he kissed the little black curls on her neck and at another

he pinched her furiously and made her scream, for he was seized by a

species of ferocity, and tormented by his desire to hurt her. He often

held her close to him and pressed a long kiss on the Jewess' rosy mouth

until she lost her breath, and at last he bit her until a stream of

blood ran down her chin and on to her bodice.

For the second time she looked him full in the face, and as she bathed

the wound, she said: “You will have to pay for, that!” But he merely

laughed a hard laugh and said: “I will pay.”

At dessert champagne was served, and the commandant rose, and in the

same voice in which he would have drunk to the health of the Empress

Augusta, he drank: “To our ladies!” And a series of toasts began, toasts

worthy of the lowest soldiers and of drunkards, mingled with obscene

jokes, which were made still more brutal by their ignorance of the

language. They got up, one after the other, trying to say something

witty, forcing themselves to be funny, and the women, who were so drunk

that they almost fell off their chairs, with vacant looks and clammy

tongues applauded madly each time.

The captain, who no doubt wished to impart an appearance of gallantry

to the orgy, raised his glass again and said: “To our victories over

hearts.” and, thereupon Lieutenant Otto, who was a species of bear from

the Black Forest, jumped up, inflamed and saturated with drink, and

suddenly seized by an access of alcoholic patriotism, he cried: “To our

victories over France!”

Drunk as they were, the women were silent, but Rachel turned round,

trembling, and said: “See here, I know some Frenchmen in whose presence

you would not dare say that.” But the little count, still holding her

on his knee, began to laugh, for the wine had made him very merry, and

said: “Ha! ha! ha! I have never met any of them myself. As soon as we

show ourselves, they run away!” The girl, who was in a terrible rage,

shouted into his face: “You are lying, you dirty scoundrel!”

For a moment he looked at her steadily with his bright eyes upon her, as

he had looked at the portrait before he destroyed it with bullets from

his revolver, and then he began to laugh: “Ah! yes, talk about them, my

dear! Should we be here now if they were brave?” And, getting excited,

he exclaimed: “We are the masters! France belongs to us!” She made one

spring from his knee and threw herself into her chair, while he arose,

held out his glass over the table and repeated: “France and the French,

the woods, the fields and the houses of France belong to us!”

The others, who were quite drunk, and who were suddenly seized by

military enthusiasm, the enthusiasm of brutes, seized their glasses, and

shouting, “Long live Prussia!” they emptied them at a draught.

The girls did not protest, for they were reduced to silence and were

afraid. Even Rachel did not say a word, as she had no reply to make.

Then the little marquis put his champagne glass, which had just been

refilled, on the head of the Jewess and exclaimed: “All the women in

France belong to us also!”

At that she got up so quickly that the glass upset, spilling the

amber-colored wine on her black hair as if to baptize her, and broke

into a hundred fragments, as it fell to the floor. Her lips trembling,

she defied the looks of the officer, who was still laughing, and

stammered out in a voice choked with rage:

“That--that--that--is not true--for you shall not have the women of

France!”

He sat down again so as to laugh at his ease; and, trying to speak with

the Parisian accent, he said: “She is good, very good! Then why did

you come here, my dear?” She was thunderstruck and made no reply for a

moment, for in her agitation she did not understand him at first, but

as soon as she grasped his meaning she said to him indignantly and

vehemently: “I! I! I am not a woman, I am only a strumpet, and that is

all that Prussians want.”

Almost before she had finished he slapped her full in the face; but as

he was raising his hand again, as if to strike her, she seized a small

dessert knife with a silver blade from the table and, almost mad with

rage, stabbed him right in the hollow of his neck. Something that he

was going to say was cut short in his throat, and he sat there with his

mouth half open and a terrible look in his eyes.

All the officers shouted in horror and leaped up tumultuously; but,

throwing her chair between the legs of Lieutenant Otto, who fell down

at full length, she ran to the window, opened it before they could seize

her and jumped out into the night and the pouring rain.

In two minutes Mademoiselle Fifi was dead, and Fritz and Otto drew their

swords and wanted to kill the women, who threw themselves at their feet

and clung to their knees. With some difficulty the major stopped the

slaughter and had the four terrified girls locked up in a room under the

care of two soldiers, and then he organized the pursuit of the fugitive

as carefully as if he were about to engage in a skirmish, feeling quite

sure that she would be caught.

The table, which had been cleared immediately, now served as a bed on

which to lay out the lieutenant, and the four officers stood at the

windows, rigid and sobered with the stern faces of soldiers on duty,

and tried to pierce through the darkness of the night amid the steady

torrent of rain. Suddenly a shot was heard and then another, a long way

off; and for four hours they heard from time to time near or distant

reports and rallying cries, strange words of challenge, uttered in

guttural voices.

In the morning they all returned. Two soldiers had been killed and three

others wounded by their comrades in the ardor of that chase and in the

confusion of that nocturnal pursuit, but they had not caught Rachel.

Then the inhabitants of the district were terrorized, the houses were

turned topsy-turvy, the country was scoured and beaten up, over and over

again, but the Jewess did not seem to have left a single trace of her

passage behind her.

When the general was told of it he gave orders to hush up the affair,

so as not to set a bad example to the army, but he severely censured the

commandant, who in turn punished his inferiors. The general had said:

“One does not go to war in order to amuse one's self and to caress

prostitutes.” Graf von Farlsberg, in his exasperation, made up his mind

to have his revenge on the district, but as he required a pretext for

showing severity, he sent for the priest and ordered him to have the

bell tolled at the funeral of Baron von Eyrick.

Contrary to all expectation, the priest showed himself humble and most

respectful, and when Mademoiselle Fifi's body left the Chateau d'Uville

on its way to the cemetery, carried by soldiers, preceded, surrounded

and followed by soldiers who marched with loaded rifles, for the first

time the bell sounded its funeral knell in a lively manner, as if a

friendly hand were caressing it. At night it rang again, and the next

day, and every day; it rang as much as any one could desire. Sometimes

even it would start at night and sound gently through the darkness,

seized with a strange joy, awakened one could not tell why. All the

peasants in the neighborhood declared that it was bewitched, and nobody

except the priest and the sacristan would now go near the church tower.

And they went because a poor girl was living there in grief and solitude

and provided for secretly by those two men.

She remained there until the German troops departed, and then one

evening the priest borrowed the baker's cart and himself drove his

prisoner to Rouen. When they got there he embraced her, and she quickly

went back on foot to the establishment from which she had come, where

the proprietress, who thought that she was dead, was very glad to see

her.

A short time afterward a patriot who had no prejudices, and who liked

her because of her bold deed, and who afterward loved her for herself,

married her and made her a lady quite as good as many others.

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