If you are a dog of any sense, you will pick you out a pretty good sort
of a boy and stick to him. These dogs that are always adopting one boy
after another get a bad name among the humans in the end. And you'd
better keep in with the humans, especially the grown-up ones. Getting
your scraps off a plate at the back door two or three times a day beats
hunting rabbits and ground-squirrels for a living.
What a dog wants is a boy anywhere from about nine to about sixteen
years old. A boy under nine hasn't enough sense, as a rule, to be any
company for an intelligent dog. And along about sixteen they begin to
dress up and try to run with the girls, and carry on in a 'way to make
a dog tired. There are exceptions of course--one of the worst mistakes
some dogs make is to suppose that all boys are alike. That isn't true;
you'll find just as much individuality among boys as there is among
us dogs, if you're patient enough to look for it and have a knack for
making friends with animals. But you must remember to be kind to a boy
if you're going to teach him anything; and you must be careful not to
frighten him.
At the same time, you must keep a boy in his place at once. My
boy--Freckles Watson is his name--understands just how far he can go
with me. But some dogs have to give their boys a lesson now and then.
Jack Thompson, who is a fine, big, good-natured dog, has a boy like
that. The boy's name is Squint--Squint Thompson, he is--and he gets
a little overbearing at times. I remember one Saturday afternoon last
summer in particular. There were a lot of us dogs and boys fooling
around up at Clayton's swimming-hole, including some stray boys with
no dogs to look after them, when Squint began to show off by throwing
sticks into the water and making Jack swim in and get 'em. Jack didn't
mind that, but after a while he got pretty tired and flopped down on the
grass, and wouldn't budge.
“Grab him by the tail and the scruff of the neck, and pitch him in,
Squint,” says my boy, Freckles. “It's a lot of fun to duck a dog.”
Squint went over to where Jack was lying and took hold of the scruff of
Jack's neck. Jack winked at me in his good-natured way, and made a show
of pulling back some, but finally let Squint pitch him into the deepest
part of the swimming-hole. His head went clear under--which is a thing
no dog likes, let alone being picked up that way and tossed about. Every
boy there set up a shout, and when Jack scrambled up the bank, wagging
his tail and shaking the water off himself, the humans all yelled,
“Sling him in again, Squint!”
Jack trotted over to where he had a bone planted at the foot of a walnut
tree, and began to dig for it. Squint followed, intending to sling him
in again. I wondered if old Jack would stand for any more of it. Jack
didn't; but before he got that fool boy to give up his idea he had to
pretend like he was actually trying to bite him. He threw a good scare
into the whole bunch of them, and then made out like he'd seen a rabbit
off through the trees, and took after it. Mutt Mulligan and I went with
him, and all the boys followed, naked, and whooping like Indians, except
two that stayed behind to tie knots in shirts. When we three dogs had
given the whole bunch of them the slip, we lay down in the grass and
talked.
“Some day,” says Jack to me, “I'm afraid I'm really going to have to
bite that Squint boy, Spot.”
“Don't do it,” says I, “he's just a fool boy, and he doesn't really mean
anything by it.”
“The thing to do,” says Mutt Mulligan, “is to fire him--just turn him
loose without a dog to his name, and pick up another boy somewhere.”
“But I don't like to give Squint up,” says Jack, very thoughtful. “I
think it's my duty to stick to him, even if I have to bite him once or
twice to keep him in his place.”
“You see,” Jack went on, “I'm really _fond_ of Squint. I've had him
three years now, and I'm making a regular boy of him. He was a kind of
a sissy when I took charge of him. His folks made him wear long yaller
curls, and they kept him in shoes and stockings even in the summer-time,
and they dressed him up in little blouses, and, say, fellows, you'd
never guess what they called him!”
“What?” says I.
“Percival,” says Jack. “And they wouldn't let him fight. Well, I've seen
him turn into a real boy, a bit it a time, and I think it's up to me
to stick to the job and help with his education. He chews tobacco now,”
says Jack very proudly, “and he can smoke a corncob pipe without getting
sick; and I'll tell you what, Spot, he can lick that Freckles boy of
yours to a frazzle.”
“Huh!” says I, “there's no boy of his age in town that dast to knock a
chip off that Freckles boy's shoulder.”
“Yes, sir,” says Jack, ignoring my remark, “that Squint has turned into
some kid, believe me! And the first time I saw him he was a sight. It
was about dusk, one summer afternoon three years ago, and he was sitting
down in the grass by the side of the road six or seven miles from town,
crying and talking to himself. I sat down a little way off and listened.
He had run away from home, and I didn't blame him any, either. Besides
the curls and shoes and stockings I have mentioned, there were other
persecutions. He never went fishing, for instance, unless his father
took him. He didn't dast to play marbles for keeps. They wouldn't let
him have a Flobert rifle, nor even a nigger shooter. There were certain
kids he wasn't allowed to play with--they were too common and dirty
for him, his folks said. So he had run off to go with a circus. He had
hacked off his Fauntleroy curls before he started only he hadn't got
'em very even; but he had forgot to inquire which way to go to find a
circus. He'd walked and walked, and the nearest thing to a circus he had
found was a gipsy outfit, and he had got scared of an old man with brass
rings in his ears, and run, and run, and run. He'd slung his shoes and
stockings away when he started because he hated 'em so, and now he had a
stone bruise, and he was lost besides. And it was getting dark.
“Well, I felt sorry for that boy. I sat there and watched him, and the
idea came to me that it would be a Christian act to adopt him. He wasn't
a sissy at heart--he had good stuff in him, or he wouldn't have run
away. Besides, I wanted a change; I'd been working for a farmer, and I
was pretty sick of that.”
“It's no life for a dog with any sporting instinct,” I said, “farm life
isn't. I've tried it. They keep you so infernally busy with their cows
and sheep and things; and I knew one farm dog that had to churn twice a
week. They stuck him in a treadmill and made him.”
“A farm's no worse than living in a city,” said Mutt Mulligan. “A city
dog ain't a real dog; he's either an outcast under suspicion of the
police, or a mama's pet with ribbons tied around his neck.”
“You can't tell me,” says Jack. “I know. A country town with plenty of
boys in it, and a creek or river near by, is the only place for a dog.
Well, as I was saying, I felt sorry for Percival, and we made friends.
Pretty soon a man that knew him came by in a buggy, going to town. He
was a doctor, and he stopped and asked Percival if he wasn't pretty far
from home. Percival told him he'd left home for good and for all; but
he sniffled when he said it, and the doctor put him into his buggy and
drove him to town. I drilled along behind. It had been dark quite a
while when we got home, and Percival's folks were scared half to death.
His mother had some extra hysterics when she saw his hair.
“'Where on earth did you get that ornery-looking yellow mongrel?' says
Percival's father when he caught sight of me.
“'That's my dog,' says Percival. 'I'm going to keep him.'
“'I won't have him around,' says his mother.
“But Percival spunked up and said he'd keep me, and he'd get his hair
shingled tight to his head, or else the next time he ran away he'd make
a go of it. He got a licking for that remark, but they were so glad to
get him back they let him keep me. And from that time on Percival began
to get some independence about him. He ain't Percival now; he's Squint.”
It's true that a dog can help a lot in a boy's education. And I'm proud
of what I've done for Freckles. I will always remember 'one awful time I
had with him, though. I didn't think he'd ever pull through it. All of a
sudden he got melancholy--out of sorts and dreamy. I couldn't figure
out what was the matter with him at first. But I watched him close, and
finally I found out he was in love. He was feeling the disgrace of being
in love pretty hard, too; but he was trying not to show it. The worst
part of it was, he was in love with his school-teacher. She was a Miss
Jones, and an old woman--twenty-two or twenty-three years old, she was.
Squint and Freckles had a fight over it when Squint found out. Squint
came over to our place one night after supper and whistled Freckles out.
He? says:
“Say, Freckles, I seen you put an apple on Miss Jones's desk this
morning.”
“You're a liar,” says Freckles, “and you dastn't back it.”
“I dast,” says Squint.
“Dastn't,” says Freckles.
“Dast,” says Squint.
“Back it then,” says Freckles.
“Well, then, you're another,” says Squint. Which backed it.
Then Freckles, he put a piece of wood on to his shoulder, and said:
“You don't dast to knock that chip off.”
“I dast,” says Squint.
“You dastn't,” says Freckles.
Squint made a little push at it. Freckles dodged, and it fell off.
“There,” says Squint, “I knocked it off.”
“You didn't; it fell off.”
“Did.”
“Didn't neither.”
“Did teether. Just put it on again, and see if I don't dast to knock it
off.”
“I don't have to put it on again, and you ain't big enough to make me do
it,” says Freckles.
“I can too make you.”
“Can't.”
“Huh, you can't run any sandy over me!”
“I'll show you whether I can or not!”
“Come on, then, over back of the Baptist Church, and show me.”
“No, I won't fight in a graveyard.”
“Yah! Yah! Yah!--'fraid of a graveyard at night! Fraid-cat! Fraid-cat!
Fraid-cat!”
There isn't any kid will stand for that, so they went over to the
graveyard back of the Baptist Church. It was getting pretty dark, too.
I followed them, and sat down on a grave beside a tombstone to watch the
fight. I guess they were pretty much scared of that graveyard, both
of those boys; but us dogs had dug around there too much, making holes
after gophers, and moles, and snakes for me to mind it any. They hadn't
hit each other more than half a dozen times, those boys, when a flea got
hold of me right in the middle of my back, up toward my neck--the place
I never can reach, no matter how hard I dig and squirm. It wasn't one of
my own fleas, by the way it bit; it must have been a tramp flea that
had been starved for weeks. It had maybe come out there with a funeral a
long time before and got lost off of someone, and gone without food ever
since; and while I was rolling around and twisting, and trying to get at
it, I bumped against that tombstone with my whole weight. It was an old
slab, and loose, and it fell right over in the grass with a thud. The
boys didn't know I was there, and when the tombstone fell and I jumped,
they thought ghosts were after them, though I never heard of a ghost
biting anybody yet. It was all I could do to keep up with those boys for
the next five minutes, and I can run down a rabbit. When they stopped,
they were half a mile away, on the schoolhouse steps, hanging on to each
other for comfort. But, after a while they got over their scare, and
Squint said:
“There ain't any use in you denying that apple, Freckles; two others,
besides me, not counting a girl, saw you put it there.”
“Well,” said Freckles, “it's nobody's business.”
“But what I can't make out,” says Squint, “is what became of the red
pepper. We knew you wasn't the kind of a softy that would bring apples
to teacher unless they was loaded with cayenne pepper, or something like
that. So we waited around after school to see what would happen when she
bit into it. But she just set at her desk and eat it all up, and slung
the core in the stove, and nothing happened.”
“That's funny,” says Freckles. And he didn't say anything more.
“Freckles,” says Squint, “I don't believe you put any red pepper into
that apple.”
“I did,” says Freckles. “You're a liar!”
“Well,” says Squint, “what become of it, then?”
“That's none of your business, what become of it,” says Freckles.
“What's it to you what become of it? How do I know what become of it?”
“Freckles,” says Squint, “I believe you're stuck on teacher.”
“You're a liar!” yells Freckles. And this time he was so mad he hit
Squint without further words. They had a beauty of a fight, but finally
Freckles got Squint down on the gravel path, and bumped his head up and
down in the gravel.
“Now,” says he, “did you see any apple?”
“No,” says Squint, “I didn't see any apple.”
“If you had seen one, would there have been pepper in it?”
“There would have been--le'me up, Freckles.”
“Am I stuck on teacher?”
“You ain't stuck on anybody--ouch, Freckles, le'me up!”
Freckles let him up, and then started back toward home, walking on
different sides of the street. About half-way home Freckles crossed the
street, and said: “Squint, if I tell you something, you won't tell?”
“1 ain't any snitch, Freckles, and you know it.”
“You won't even tell the rest of the Dalton Gang?”
“Nope.”
“Cross your heart and hope to die?”
“Sure.”
“Well, set down on the grass here, and I'll tell you.” They set down,
and Freckles says:
“Honest, Squint, it's true--I did take her that apple this morning, and
I'm stuck on her, and there wasn't any pepper in it.”
“Gee, Freckles!” says Squint.
Freckles only drew in a deep breath.
“I'm awful sorry for you, Freckles,” says Squint, “honest, I am.”
“You always been a good pal, Squint,” says Freckles. “Ain't there
anything can be done about it?”
“Nope,” says Freckles.
“The Dalton Gang could make things so hot for her she'd have to give
up school,” says Squint, very hopeful. “If you didn't see her any more,
you'd maybe get over it, Freckles.”
“No, Squint, I don't want her run out.”
“Don't _want_ her run out! Say, Freckles, you don't mean to say you
_like_ being in love with her?”
“Well,” says Freckles, “if I did like it, that would be a good deal of
disgrace, wouldn't it?”
“Gosh darn her!” says Squint.
“Well, Squint,” says Freckles, “if you call me a softy, I'll lick you
again; but honest, I do kind of like it.” And after that disgrace there
wasn't anything more either of them could say. And that disgrace ate
into him more and more; it changed him something awful. It took away
all his spirit by degrees. He got to be a different boy--sort of mooned
around and looked foolish. And he'd blush and giggle if any one said
“Hello” to him. I noticed the first bad sign one Saturday when his
father told him he couldn't go swimming until after he had gone over the
whole patch and picked the bugs off of all the potatoes. He didn't kick
nor play sick; he didn't run away; he stayed at home and bugged those
potatoes; he bugged them very hard and savage; he didn't do two rows,
as usual, and then sneak off through the orchard with me--_no, sir, he
hugged 'em all!_ I lay down at the edge of the patch and watched him,
and thought of old times, and the other dogs and boys down at the creek,
or maybe drowning out gophers, or getting chased by Cy Smith's bull, or
fighting out a bumblebee's nest and putting mud on the stung places, and
it all made me fell mighty sad and downcast. Next day was Sunday, and
they told him he'd get a licking if he chased off after Sunday-school
and played baseball out to the fair-grounds--and he didn't; he came
straight home, without even stopping back of the livery-stable to watch
the men pitch horseshoes. And next day was Monday, and he washed his
neck without being told, and he was on time at school, and he got his
grammar lesson. And worse than that before the day was over, for at
recess-time the members of the Dalton Gang smoked a Pittsburgh stogie,
turn and turn about, out behind the coal-house. Freckles rightly owned
a fifth interest in that stogie, but he gave his turns away without
a single puff. Some of us dogs always hung around the school-yard at
recess-times, and I saw that myself, and it made me feel right bad; it
wasn't natural. And that night he went straight home from school, and he
milked the cow and split the kindling wood without making a kick, and he
washed his feet before he went to bed without being made to.
“No, sir, it wasn't natural. And he felt his disgrace worse and worse,
and lost his interest in life more and more as the days went by. One
afternoon when I couldn't get him interested in pretending I was going
to chew up old Bill Patterson, I knew there wasn't anything would take
him out of himself. Bill was the town drunkard, and all of us dogs used
to run and bark at him when there were any humans looking on. I never
knew how we got started at it, but it was the fashion. We didn't have
anything against old Bill either, but we let on like we thought he was
a tough character; that is, if any one was looking at us. If we ever
met old Bill toward the edge of town, where no one could see us, we were
always friendly enough with him, too. Bill liked dogs, and used to be
always trying to pet us, and knew just the places where a dog liked to
be scratched, but there wasn't a dog in town would be seen making up to
him. We'd let him think maybe we were going to be friendly, and smell
and sniff around him in an encouraging sort of a way, like we thought
maybe he was an acquaintance of ours, and then old Bill would get real
proud and try to pat our heads, and say: 'The _dogs_ all know old Bill,
all right--yes, sir! _They_ know who's got a good heart and who ain't.
May be an outcast, but the _dogs_ know--yes, sir!” And when he said that
we'd growl and back off, and circle around him, and bristle our backs
up, and act like we'd finally found the man that robbed our family's
chicken-house last week, and run in and snap at Bill's legs. Then all
the boys and other humans around would laugh. I reckon it was kind of
mean and hypocritical in us dogs, too; but you've got to keep the humans
jollied up, and the coarsest kind of jokes is the only kind they seem to
appreciate. But even when I put old Bill through his paces, that
Freckles boy didn't cheer up any.
The worst of it was that Miss Jones had made up her mind to marry the
Baptist minister, and it was only a question of time before she'd get
him. Every dog and human in our town knew that. Folks used to talk it
over at every meal, or out on the front porches in the evenings, and
wonder how much longer he would hold out. And Freckles used to listen to
them talking, and then sneak off alone and sit down with his chin in his
hands and study it all out. The Dalton Gang--Squint had told the rest of
them, each promising not to tell--was right sympathetic at first. They
offered to burn the preacher's house down if that would do any good.
But Freckles said no, leave the preacher alone. It wasn't _his_
fault--everyone knew _he_ wouldn't marry Miss Jones if she let him
alone. Then the Daltons said they'd kidnap the teacher if he said
the word. But Freckles said no, that would cause a lot of talk; and,
besides, a grown woman eats an awful lot; and what would they feed her
on? Finally Tom Mulligan--he was Mutt Mulligan's boy--says:
“What you got to do, Freckles, is make some kind of a noble sacrifice.
That's the way they always do in these here Lakeside Library books.
Something that will touch her heart.”
And they all agree her heart has got to be touched. But how?
“Maybe,” says Squint, “it would touch her heart if the Dalton Gang was
to march in in a body and offer to reform.”
But Tom Mulligan says he wouldn't go _that_ far for any one. And after
about a week the Dalton Gang lost its sympathy and commenced to guy
Freckles and poke fun at him. And then there were fights--two or three
every day. But gradually it got so that Freckles didn't seem to take any
comfort or joy in a fight, and he lost spirits more and more. And pretty
soon he began to get easy to lick. He got so awful easy to lick the
Daltons got tired of licking him, and quit fighting him entirely. And
then the worst happened. One day they served him notice that until he
got his nerve back and fell out of love with Miss Jones again, he would
not be considered a member of the Dalton Gang. But even that didn't jar
him any--Freckles was plumb ruined.
One day I heard the humans talking it over that the preacher had give
in at last. Miss Jones's pa, and her uncle too, were both big church
members, and he never really had a chance from the first. It was in the
paper, the humans said, that they were engaged, and were to be married
when school was out. Freckles, he poked away from the porch where the
family was sitting when he heard that, and went to the barn and lay down
on a pile of hay. I sat outside the barn, and I could hear him in there
choking back what he was feeling. It made me feel right sore, too, and
when the moon came up I couldn't keep from howling at it; for here was
one of the finest kids you ever saw in there bellering like a girl, and
all because of a no-account woman--a grown-up woman, mind you! I went in
and lay down on the hay beside him, and licked his face, and nuzzled my
head up under his armpit, to show him I'd stand by him anyhow. Pretty
soon he went to sleep there, and after a long while his father came out
and picked him up and carried him into the house to bed. He never waked
up.
The next day I happened by the schoolhouse along about recess-time.
The boys were playing prisoner's base, and I'm pretty good at that game
myself, so I joined in. When the bell rang, I slipped into Freckles's
room behind the scholars, thinking I'd like a look at that Miss Jones
myself. Well, she wasn't anything Yd go crazy over. When she saw me,
there was the deuce to pay.
“Whose dog is that?” she sings out.
“Please, ma'am,” squeals a little girl, “that is Harold Watson's dog,
Spot.”
“Harold Watson,” says she to Freckles, “don't you know it's strictly
against the rules to bring dogs to school?”
“Yes'm,” says Freckles, getting red in the face.
“Then why did you do it?”
“I didn't, ma'am,” says he. “He's just come visitin' like.”
“Harold,” says she, “don't be impudent. Step forward.”
He stepped toward her desk, and she put her hand on his shoulder. He
jerked away from her, and she grabbed him by the collar. No dog likes to
see a grown-up use his boy rough, so I moved a little nearer and growled
at her.
“Answer me,” she says, “why did you allow this beast to come into the
schoolroom?”
“Spot ain't a beast,” says Freckles. “He's my dog.” She stepped to the
stove and picked up a poker, and come toward me. I dodged, and ran to
the other side of her desk, and all the scholars laughed. That made her
mad, and she made a swipe at me with that poker, and she was so sudden
that she caught me right in the ribs, and I let out a yelp and ran over
behind Freckles.
“You can't hit my dog like that!” yelled Freckles, mad as a hornet. “No
teacher that ever lived could lick my dog!” And he burst out crying, and
ran out of the room, with me after him.
“I'm done with you,” he sings out from the hall. “Marry your old
preacher if you want to.”
And then we went out into the middle of the road, and he slung stones
at the schoolhouse, and yelled names, till the principal came out and
chased us away.
But I was glad, because I saw he was cured. A boy that is anything
will stick up for his dog, and a dog will stick up for his boy. We went
swimming, and then we went back as near the schoolhouse as we dast to.
When school let out, Freckles licked the whole Dalton Gang, one at a
time, and made each say, before he let him up: “Freckles Watson was
never stuck on anybody; and if he was, he is cured.”
They all said it, and then held a meeting; and he was elected president.
And me!--I felt so good I went down-town and picked a fuss with a
butcher's dog that wore a spiked collar. I had always felt a little
scared of that dog before, but that night I just naturally chewed him to
a frazzle.