THE LUNATIC ASYLUM IS BLESSED WITH A GLIMPSE

As regards the momentous occasion of the opera, this evening, I found

myself in a grievous predicament, for a republican. The tickets were all

sold long ago, so I must either go as a member of the royal family or

not at all. After a good deal of reflection it seemed best not to mix up

with that class lest a political significance might be put upon it. But

a queer arrangement had been devised whereby I might have a glimpse of

the show, and I took advantage of that. There is an immense barn-like

glass house attached to the rear of the theater, and that was fitted up

with seats, carpets, mirrors, gas, columns, flowers, garlands, and a

meager row of shrubs strung down the sides on brackets--to create an

imposing forest effect, I suppose. The place would seat ten or twelve

hundred people. All but a hundred paid a dollar and a quarter a

seat--for what? To look at the Shah three quarters of a minute, while he

walked through to enter the theater. The remaining hundred paid $11 a

seat for the same privilege, with the added luxury of rushing on the

stage and glancing at the opera audience for one single minute

afterward, while the chorus sung “God Save the Queen!” We are all gone

mad, I do believe. Eleven hundred five-shilling lunatics and a hundred

two-guinea maniacs. The _Herald_ purchased a ticket and created me one

of the latter, along with two or three more of the staff.

Our cab was about No. 17,342 in the string that worked its slow way

through London and past the theater. The Shah was not to come till nine

o’clock, and yet we had to be at the theater by half past six, or we

would not get into the glass house at all, they said. We were there on

time, and seated in a small gallery which overlooked a very brilliantly

dressed throng of people. Every seat was occupied. We sat there two

hours and a half gazing and melting. The wide, red-carpeted central

aisle below offered good display ground for officials in fine uniforms,

and they made good use of it.

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