Flaar Shows

When ther's a flaar show, clooas show at th' same time. Aw hear fowk

tawk abaat "floral gems," and sich like stuff, but aw understand varry

little abaat it. But aw've a few gems ov another sooart at sich

times--aw call 'em gems o' thowt. Aw'm allus wonderin. Aw wonder a

deal aw've noa business to wonder. When aw see a lot o' nice young

lasses i' muslin dresses, all spankin clean, an ommost makkin a chap

wish he worn't wed--aw wonder if ther petticoits an' stockins is as

cleean. An when aw see a lot o' white faced lads, 'a'ts hardly getten

ther hippins off, smokin cigars, an' spittin o'th' floor ivery two or

three yards,--aw wonder if they dooant wish they wor finished, an' aw

wonder what ther mothers is dooin to let 'em aat by thersen. An' when

aw hear tell ha mich brass they get at th' doors, aw wonder ha mich on

it wor borrow'd to goa wi'--an' sometimes aw wonder what they do wi'

it after they've getten it--but that's noa business o' mine;--its a

hungary job, aw know. Aw mony a time wonder, when aw hear th' bands

o' music strike up, what Lord Byron ment when he said, "When music

arose with its voluptuous swell;" for aw've booath seen an' heeard

monny a voluptuous swell at a flaar show. An' aw wonder sometimes ha

it is 'at fowk 'at goa wi a shawl o' ther heead to pick aat a sheep

heead i'th' market, can't be content unless they're donned i' silks

an' satins to goa see a twoathree marrygolds an' fushias. An'

sometimes aw wonder 'what i'th' name o' fortun aw'm dooin thear mysen,

an' if anybody axes me, aw wonder what business it is o' their's;--an'

its just a case o' wonderin throo beginnin to th' endin', an' aw

wonder when fowk 'll leearn a bit o' wit. Aw wonder if fowk think th'

same abaat me. Aw wonder if they do. Aw shouldn't wonder if they

did.

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