27. DOG-POST-DAY.

Eye-Bandaging.--Picture behind the Bed-curtain.--Two

Virtues in Danger.

In Passion-week Clotilda, released by the Princess amidst caresses,

went to St. Luna. In Easter-week she is to carry her heart, full of

concealed cares, to Maienthal, to more congenial souls, when she has

first passed through a purgatory, namely, through a brilliant ball

which the Prince gives her--or, to speak more politely, to the

Princess--on the third Easter-holiday.... If this flower shall be dug

out and transplanted by the melon-lever of death from my biographical

beds,--I throw away my pen and cudgel back Spitz,--I have come to be as

much accustomed to her as to a betrothed,--where shall I again discover

at court a female character which, like hers, unites _holy_ and _fine_

manners, _Heaven_ and _this world_, virtue and _ton_,--a heart which

(if it is allowable to compare it with anything small) resembles the

heart-shaped _montre à régulateur_ so tormenting to our hero, that with

the index-hand of the court hours combines an index-hand of the sun's

hours and the magnet of love?

Now, we are still together through all the Easter-holidays; for

Sebastian must go to Pastor Eymann's, to see him and the three British

twins, and his dear Chaplainess, and so much else that was dear. He

would gladly have followed the Regency-Councillor thither on holy

Easter-eve, (and it would have been as delightful to the biographer as

an Easter-pancake, for he is more than sated with cities and courts on

paper,) but the genius of the tenderest friendship beckoned to him for

the sake of Flamin and Clotilda, who had both so long wanted and so

longingly wished each other, and were now reciprocally bringing with

them to the meeting new wounds, to stay behind at least only till the

first Easter-day, as if he would ask, "Surely, the first glad looks of

brother and sister so long held asunder, my unhappy Sebastian will not

wish to disturb?"--"No, surely!" answered his tear.

The city was now emptied of his loved ones.--Passion-week was truly one

to him, not even the Princess, as it were the electrophorus of his

love-flame blown back upon his own heart, had for a long time been

visible to him,--for in this mood he could not go to Joachime's----when

the father-confessor of the Princess, who to-day had confessed to him

(on holy Easter-eve), called upon him and unfolded before him a medical

bulletin of the state of her eyes, and scolded at him in a friendly

manner, that the Court-Confessor, instead of bringing remission of sins

to the Court-Physician, had to bring the sins themselves before his

conscience. "I was on the point of making a journey to-morrow," said

Victor.--"Very well!" said the Pater, "the Princess desires your help

this very day."

On the way he said to himself: "Has, then, Tostato forsworn his Easter

confession, that now at evening he still has not arrived? and where the

devil will he be to-morrow?"--Here! answered--Tostato behind him.--Such

a jolly penitent no sacristy had ever yet seen. The child of fun and

deviltry and penance told the reason of his wild delight: "The Princess

had to-day, as his countrywoman, bought out half his shop." Before

Victor had arrayed on his face in rank and file _those_ serious looks,

with which he was going to entreat of him silence on the subject of his

mercantile vicariate,--I mean, his shop-keeping,--the skipping penitent

gladdened him with the news, that the Princess had inquired after his

and her countrymen, his _associés_, and that he had not at all

concealed from her, that somebody had once been of the latter without

being of the former, namely, her Court-Physician himself.--"Thunder!"

said the ...

The poor fool of a merchant meant it well, and there was nothing

further to be done about it than to investigate, whether Agnola's

questioning had not been mere accident; whether she still had the

watch, or had ever opened it; whether no wind had blown away the

declaration of love as a sister-wind!

After all it was a matter of grave consideration that the Pater and the

Merchant, the evil eyes and the good news, should fall upon precisely

the same time: this 30th of March, Easter-eve. As this visit is a very

memorable one for my hero, I beg every one to settle himself down very

comfortably, and split open beforehand the leaves of this narrative,

stuck together with bookbinder's gilding, and to listen like a spy.

When Victor reached the palace, the Pater encountered him, who said he

would go in too. It was fortunate; for without this guide he would

hardly have found his path through a labyrinth of apartments into the

altered cabinet of the patient. And with him went as a pewit through

all the rooms the apprehension of seeing on the face of the Princess an

indictment against the encased _Billet-doux_; but not so much as an

initial letter or the _rubrum_ of a sentence was seen upon her face, as

he came before her, and his thunder-cloud had passed aside. At least

his was repelled by one which hung over the Princess herself; that is

to say, she was ill, but not merely in the eyes; and a second message

which was sent to fetch him had just missed him. She received him in

bed,--not on account of her sickness, but of her station; for with

ladies of some rank the bed is the residence,--the moss-bank,--the

high-altar,--the royal palace,--in short, the princely chair and seat.

Like the philosopher Descartes, the Abbot Galiani, and old Shandy, they

can think and work best in this hothouse. Although she lay in bed,

nevertheless she was, as we said, not well, but was attacked with pain

in head and eyes. She had therefore to-day sent away all her domestics,

except a chambermaid who loved her very much, and the fly on the wall

who plagued her, and our Doctor who omitted one of the two things. I

should have been glad to reckon in a sedentary court-dame in a

picture-cabinet that stood open; but she sat so dumb and motionless,

that Victor swore she was either a knee-piece, or--a German lady,--or

both. It spared the scalded eyes of the Princess quite as much pain as

it gave well eyes pleasure, that the green light-screen, and the green

satin tapestry, and the green satin curtains in the sick-cabinet

conspired to shed an undulating _blue_ clare-obscure. A single wax

taper stood on a candlestick, which was enchased by all the seasons,

that is, in sculpture,--upon which custom of the great not to enjoy

nature except in counters, in _effigie_ and copy-paper, never _in

naturâ_ itself, I can here state neither my opinion nor its reasons,

because it would require a whole

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