[Illustration: Be the only lady fireman In Yorkshire.]
[Illustration: Or be the only wooden-legged roller-skater in Holland
Park.]
[Illustration: Or be the double of some celebrity.]
[Illustration: Or become unexpectedly heir to a large fortune left by an
uncle who emigrated to America at the age of six with half-a-crown, and
lived to become the Hairpin King. It is usual in this case to be
photographed just after you have realised that the fortune is in
dollars, not pounds. Sometimes the lawyer who discovered you, and
assisted you to establish your claim, is included in this photograph.]
[Illustration: Or make a musical instrument out of something else.]
[Illustration: Or you might be a foster-mother.]
[Illustration: Or you might, owing to lack of funds, sweep the chimney
of the Sunday-school yourself.]
[Illustration: But, after all, the pleasantest way is to back the winner
of a double and get L40,000 to 5/-.]
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