CHAPTER XXI

MORE ATROCITIES AND LAND CRIMES

I brought my family back to Kerry in the following summer, and after I

had rebuilt Edenburn I lived there until I gave it to my elder son, who

has it to this day and resides there in peace.

Matters were very different to that state of idyllic simplicity in the

critical times on which I am still dwelling.

One night, while in London, I was at the House of Commons, and the

London correspondent of the _Freeman_, being presumably extremely short

of what he would term 'copy,' he proceeded to make observations about me

after this fashion:--

'Over here Mr. Hussey is something of a fish out of water. It would be

hazardous to say that if he was to begin his career as an agent again he

would eschew the system that has made him famous, but his present frame

of mind is unquestionably one of doubt as to whether, after all, the

game was worth the candle.'

That young man will go far as a writer of fiction.

I received, among more pleasant welcomes on my return to my native land,

the following delightful blast of vituperation from the _Irish Citizen_,

and beg to tender the unknown author my profound thanks for the

diversion his ink-slinging afforded me:--

'Here is something about a man who ought to have been murdered any day

since 1879--indeed we don't know that he should have been let live even

up to that date, and as for his family, their translation to the upper

regions by means of a simple charge of dynamite, which nobody of any

sense or importance would even think of condemning, has been most

unaccountably deferred to the present year. This man is Mr. S.M. Hussey,

the miasma of whose breath, according to a well-informed murder organ in

Dublin, poisons one-half of the kingdom of Kerry. Let any man read the

speeches delivered in Upper Sackville Street, and the articles in

_United Ireland_ against Mr. Hussey, and he must ask why the fiend

incarnate has not been murdered long since. The infamy of persistently

turning hatred on a man like Mr. Hussey, and then escaping the

consequences of having thereby murdered him, has no parallel in any

country in the world. Inciting to murder is practically reduced to a

science in Ireland. That Mr. Hussey has not been murdered years ago is

not the fault of the scientist, but the watchfulness of the police.'

My experience while in England had been that few people I met really

appreciated what boycotting was like, so how are my readers of twenty

years afterwards to do so? Yet when I went back to Ireland, it seemed to

me even more cruel than when I had grown comparatively accustomed by

sheer proximity to it.

Mr. Parnell had himself given the order in a public speech:--

'Shun the man who bids for a farm from which a tenant has been evicted,

shun him in the street, in the shop, in the marketplace, even in the

place of worship, as if he were a leper of old.'

This was done with the thoroughness which characterises Irishmen when

back-sliding into unimaginable cruelties. Should a boycotted man enter

chapel, the whole congregation rose as with one accord and left him

alone in the building. Considering the sensitive and pious disposition

of the average Irishman, such ostracism was even more poignant than it

would be to an Englishman.

Only two families in Kerry, possibly in Munster, at Christmas 1885, had

the courage to resist the National League police, commonly called

moonlighters. These two were the Curtins and the Doyles. The Curtins had

to be under constant police protection, were insulted wherever they

went, and their murdered father was openly called 'the murderer.' As for

the Doyles, the Board of Guardians was urged to harass his unfortunate

children, who were both deaf and dumb.

The same Board of Guardians was most lavish in its relief to any man

evicted for declining to pay his rent. In one case they gave a man

fifteen shillings a week--or treble the ordinary out-of-door relief--for

over six years.

Sir James Stephen, a man of acute discriminations, who has done more

justice to the Irish problem than any one else, wrote:--

'The great difficulty the Land League and the National League have had

to contend with is that of hindering the neighbouring farmers, peasants,

and labourers from frustrating the strike against rent by taking up

vacant farms, however they came to be vacant. Boycotting never succeeded

unless crime was at its back. The Crimes Act cut the ground from under

the feet of the boycotters, not so much by its direct prohibitions of

the practice as by making it unsafe to commit outrages in enforcing the

law of the League. The Land League and the National League were nothing

else but screens for secret societies whose work was to enforce the

League decrees by outrage and murder.'

Whenever the 'History of Modern Ireland' comes to be written, that

glowing outburst of truth ought to be quoted.

There were some evictions carried out at Farranfore on the estate of

Lord Kenmare, by the sub-sheriff, Mr. Harnett, and a force of military

and police numbering about one hundred and thirty.

During the eviction of one Daly, horns were blown and the chapel bell

set ringing. These appeals drew about three thousand people to the

place, who groaned and threw some stones, besides growing so menacing

that the Riot Act had to be read, upon which the whole crowd moved off.

This brought a characteristic effusion from _United Ireland_:--

'We remember the time when Kerry was a county as quiet as the grave,

when its member, Henry A. Herbert, in the debate on the Westminster Act

of 1871, was able to rise in his place and boast that in purely Celtic

counties like his there was no crime, and that agrarian outrages was

confined to districts infused with English blood, like Meath and

Tipperary. What has changed it? Principally the malpractices of a couple

of agents ruling over half its area, whose bloated rentals grow swollen

under their hands with the sweat of dumb and hopeless possessors.'

Whatever else he possessed, that writer had not one vestige of truth

with which to cover the indecency of his misrepresentations.

He did not mention that Mr. Matthew Harris, a Member for Galway, had

publicly observed that if the tenant farmers of Ireland shot down

landlords as partridges are shot in the month of September, he would

never say a word against them.

It is a fact that the convulsion of horror at the murder of Lord

Frederick Cavendish alone prevented an organised campaign for the

'removal' of Irish landlords on a systematic and wholesale scale.

By the way, according to his son, it was quite by chance that Professor

Mahaffy--that illustrious ornament of Trinity College--was not also

murdered. He had intended to walk over with poor Mr. Burke after the

entry of the Viceroy and Chief Secretary, but he was detained by an

undergraduate and so found it too late to catch the doomed victim before

he started. Had he walked with them, it is questionable if the murderers

would have attacked three men: on the other hand, he might, of course,

have been added to the slain.

There was a meeting of Lord Kenmare's and Mr. Herbert of Muckross's

tenants at Killarney addressed by Mr. Sheehan, M.P., who advised them,

as the landlords refused 70 per cent, only to offer 50 per cent., and

nothing at all in March (1887), as by that time the new Irish Parliament

would have allotted the land free to the present holders, without any

compensation to the landlords.

Despite the efforts of traitors on both sides of the Channel, that Irish

Parliament has not yet been summoned.

The parish priest, Mr. Sheehy, stopped the Limerick hunting, and so took

£24,000 a year out of the pockets of the very poor. That man did more

harm than the landlords, who alone gave the poor work, and there is no

doubt that many of the worst crimes were instigated and indirectly

suggested from the altar.

At this point I want to interpose with one word to the reader to beg him

not to regard this as either a connected narrative of crime, much less a

regular essay with proper deductions--the trimmings to the joint--but

only a series of observations as I recall events which impressed me, and

which I think may come home with some force to a happier generation that

knew neither Parnellism nor crime. To write a consecutive and connected

history of these atrocities would be to compile a volume of horrors. I

prefer to give a few recollections of outrages, and to let the direct

simplicity of these terrible reminiscences impress those who have bowels

of compassion.

A gentleman named Nield was killed in Mayo, simply because he was

mistaken for my son Maurice. This was in broad daylight, in the town of

Charlestown. It was raining hard at the time--a thing so common in

Ireland that no one mentions it any more than they do the fact of the

daily paper appearing each morning--and the unfortunate victim had an

umbrella up, so the mob could not see his face. They shouted, 'Here's

Hussey,' and tried to pull him off the car, but the parish priest

stopped this. However, before he could reduce the villains to the fear

of the Church, which does affect them more than the fear of the Law,

they gave poor Nield a blow on the head, and, though he lived for six

months, he never recovered.

Another time, when returning to his house in Mayo from Ballyhaunis, on a

dark night, my son Maurice found a wall built, about eighteen inches

high, across the road, for the express purpose of upsetting him. It was

only by the grace of God--as they say in Kerry--and his own careful

driving, that he was preserved.

In those same Land League times, my son was a prominent gentleman rider.

At Abbeyfeale races he rode in a green jacket and won the race, which

produced a lot of enthusiasm, the crowd not knowing who it was sporting

the popular colour. They only heard it was my son after he had left the

course, whereupon a mob rushed to the station, and the police had to

stand four deep outside the carriage window to protect him, to say

nothing of an extra guard at the station gates.

The cordiality of my fellow-countrymen also provided me with another

disturbed night at Aghadoe, which I had leased from Lord Headley.

To quiet the apprehensions of my family, and also to relieve the mind of

the D.I. from anxiety about my tough old self, there were always five

police in the house, and two on sentry duty all night.

On this particular date, about two o'clock in the morning, we were

aroused by hearing shots fired in the wood below the house, the plan of

the miscreants being to draw the police away from the house. As this did

not succeed, a second party began a counter demonstration in another

quarter. The theory is that a third party wanted to approach the house

from the back in the temporary absence of the constabulary, and

disseminate the house, its contents, and the inhabitants into the air

and the immediate vicinity by the gentle and persuasive influence of

dynamite.

However, the police were not to be tricked, and soon the fellows, having

grown apprehensive, or having exhausted all their ammunition, were heard

driving _off_. Signs of blood were found on the road towards Beaufort

next morning, so the attacking force suffered some inconvenience in

return for giving us a bad night.

Lord Morris, among a group of acquaintances in Dublin, pointing to me,

said:--

'That's the Jack Snipe who provided winter shooting for the whole of

Kerry, and not one of them could wing him.'

'Mighty poor sport they got out of it,' I answered, 'and I have an even

worse opinion of their capacity for accurate aiming than I have of their

benevolent intentions.'

Other people know more of oneself than one does, and I was much

interested to hear that, in this year of grace, the editor of the _Daily

Telegraph_ said of me:--

'Sam Hussey, yes, that's the famous Irishman they used to call

"Woodcock" Hussey, because he was never hit, though often shot at.'

I always thought 'Woodcock' Carden had the monopoly of the epithet, but

am proud to find I infringed his patent.

I was benevolently commended by a vituperative ink-slinger, Daniel

O'Shea, in his letter to the _Sunday Democrat_ in 1886, but none of

those he blackguarded were in the least inconvenienced by 'the roll of

his tongue,' as the saying is:--

'A vast number of the Irish have been heartlessly persecuted by the most

despotic landlords of Ireland, such as Lord Kenmare, Herbert, Headley,

Hussey, Winn, and the Marquis of Lansdowne, all of whom are Englishmen

by birth, and consequently aliens in heart, despots by instinct,

absentees by inclination, and always in direct opposition to the cause

of Ireland. Poor-rate, town-rate, income-tax, are nothing less than

wholesale robbery, and is it any wonder that some of the people who are

thus oppressed should be driven to desperation? It is deplorable to

learn that they should have had any cause to commit what are called

"agrarian" crimes. Why not turn their attention to these landlords, the

police, the travelling coercion magistrates, not forgetting the

emergency men? These are the people to whom I would direct the attention

of the men of Kerry.'

I have given a number of examples of how I have been genially

appreciated in the hostile Press, but my family are of opinion that it

would not be fair, considering how many kind things were published in

loyal journals, not to render some tribute to them too. I was sincerely

obliged when I received a good word, but, frankly, the bad ones amused

me much more. However, I am not ungrateful, and I have specially prized

one able description of my attitude which appeared in the _Globe_, the

manly strain of the writing of which is in healthy contrast to the

hysterical effusions tainted with adjectival mania of those who wanted

me shot, but were too cowardly to fire at me themselves:--

'Mr. Hussey is admittedly fair and just in his dealings with his own

tenants. But he is only just and fair, which, in the ethics of Irish

agrarianism, is equivalent to being a rack-renter and a tyrant. He

refuses to let his own land at whatever the tenants think well to pay

for it. He persists, with exasperating obstinacy, in refusing to

sacrifice the interests of the landlords for whom he acts. In short, Mr.

Hussey is one of the most determined and formidable obstacles to the

success of the Land League. While such men have the courage to face the

agrarian conspiracy, that grand consummation of patriotic effort--the

rooting out of landlordism--must be a somewhat tough and tedious

business. He has lived in the midst of enemies, who would have murdered

him if only they had the opportunity. His life, it may be safely said,

has had no stronger security than his own ability to protect it.'

And yet some one ventured to call Irish land agents 'popularity-hunting

scoundrels.'

'Popularity and getting in money were never on the same bush,' as I told

Lord Kenmare, and if I had stopped to think how I should make myself

popular, I should have bothered my head about what I did not care

twopence for, and provided an even more easy target for firing at at

short range.

Drifting from a man who paid no heed to scoundrels, I am led to allude

to the attitude of a profession, the members of which profited by their

amenities--I, of course, mean solicitors--because some one put a

question to me on the subject only the other day.

My answer is, that none of the solicitors were in the Land League, and

they did not instigate outrages; but they drew comfortable fees for

defending the perpetrators.

Swindlers and murderers never agree, for they practise distinct

professions.

We were fighting a Land War, and though I have kept back land questions

as much as I can, in order not to weary the reader with what never

wearies me, I have one or two examples to give which cannot be omitted

if I am to portray the true facts.

My firm was agent for an estate in Castleisland, the rent of which, in

1841, was £2300. I exhibited the rental, showing only three quarters in

arrear. By 1886 it was cut down by the Commissioners to £ 1800, and the

landlord sold it for £30,000, for which the tenants used to pay four per

cent, for forty-nine years, to cover principal and interest.

There was a tenant on that estate named Dennis Coffey. He took a farm at

£105 a year; the Commissioners reduced that rent to £80. He purchased it

for £1440--eighteen years' purchase, for which his son has £42 a year

for forty-nine years. The father had purchased a farm for fee-simple of

equal value for £3000, which he left to two others of his sons. So that

one son, by paying half what he had covenanted to pay, and which he

could pay, gets a farm equal in value to what his father paid £3000 in

hard cash for. The man who is paying rent has his farm well stocked; the

others are paupers, and one died in the poorhouse.

That may belong to to-day, and not to the period of outrage with which I

have been dealing; but it duly points the moral, and is the outcome of

those times.

At the Boyle Board of Guardians in 1887, upon a discussion over the

Kilronan threatened evictions, Mr. Stuart said:--

'There was one of these men arrested by the police. His rent was £4,

12s. 6d., and, when arrested, a deposit-receipt for £220 was found in

his pocket.'

This case had been freely cited at home and in America as a typical

instance of the ruthless tyranny of Irish landlords.

My friend and neighbour, Mr. Arthur Blennerhassett, addressed the

following letter to Mr. W.E. Gladstone, then Prime Minister:--

'Sir--I beg respectfully to call your attention to the following

statement. In 1866, Judge Longfield conveyed to my uncle, under what was

called an indefeasible title, the lands of Inch East, Ardroe and Inch

Island, and previous to the sale, Judge Longfield caused them to be

valued by Messrs. Gadstone and Ellis, and in the face of the rental, he

certified that the fair letting value of Inch East and Ardroe was £230,

and that the fair letting value of Inch Island was £75, now in hand. On

the strength of will, my uncle purchased the lands valued at £305 for

£6200, and your sub-Commissioners have just reduced the rental of Inch

East and Ardroe at the rate of from £230 to £170 a year.

I therefore request you will be pleased to take some steps to recoup me

for the £60 a year I have lost by the action of the Government, and I

may say this can be partially done by abandoning the quit rent and tithe

rent charge, amounting to £34, 5s. 4d., which I am now forced by the

Government to pay without any reduction.

A. BLENNERHASSETT.'

The Right Honourable W.E. Gladstone.

The oracle of Hawarden was as dumb to this as to my effusion to a

similar purport already mentioned. Not even the proverbial postcard was

sent to Tralee, so the verbosity of Mr. Gladstone was strangely checked

when he found himself pinned down to facts by Irish landlords.

Whilst landlords and their families were literally starving, and agents

were collecting what they could at the peril of their lives, the real

land-grabbers, the no-renters, were accumulating money, and investing it

in land.

I sent the following series of sales to the _Times_ to show the real

value of land:--

(1) The interest on Lord Granard's estate, the valuation of which was

five guineas, was sold for £280, and the fee-simple subsequently

bought for £80.

(2) On one of his own farms for which the tenant paid £65 annual rent,

the tenant's interest fetched £750 and auction fees.

(3) A farm at Curraghila, near Tralee, annual rent £70, Poor Law

valuation, £51, 10s., area stat. 73 acres. The tenant's interest was

sold for £700.

(4) Tenant's interest on a farm in County Tipperary, on Lord

Normanton's estate, at yearly rent of £30, was sold for £600, and the

fee-simple purchased for £450.

(5) Tenant's interest at Breaing, near Castleisland, held at the

annual rent of £51, 10s., was sold for £550.

(6) At Abbeyfeale, County Kerry, tenant of a small farm, at annual

rent of twenty-four shillings, sold his interest for £55.

All the sales, save the Tipperary one, were in a district in which,

prior to the Land Act of 1881, tenant-right was unknown.

Poetry is always congenial to an Irishman, probably because it has

licences almost as great as he likes to take, and has a vague,

irresponsible way of putting things, much akin to his own methods.

Here are some lines from the 'Irish Tenant's Song' which express a good

deal of the popular emotion:--

Oh, Parnell, dear, and did you hear the news that's going round?

The landlords are forbid by law to live on Irish ground.

No more their rent-days they may keep, nor agents harsh distrain,

The widow need no longer weep, for over is their reign.

I met with mighty Gladstone, and he took me by the hand,

And he said, 'Hurrah for Ireland! 'tis now the happy land.

'Tis a most delightful country that I for you have made--You

may shoot the landlord through the head who asks that rent be paid.'

We care not for the agent, nor do we care for those

Who come upon us to distrain--we pay them back in blows.

And when hopeless, helpless, ruined, these landlords vile shall roam,

We'll hunt and hound them from the roofs they've held so long as home.

I don't say that was sung in Castleisland, but it might have been the

local hymn and verbal companion to the brutal misdeeds of the benighted

inhabitants.

As if matters were not bad enough, that Apostle of outrage Mr. Michael

Davitt came to Castleisland on February 21, 1886, and in a pestilential

speech, inciting to crime, he showed that, at all events, he appreciated

that for sheer blackness and turpitude Kerry was bad to beat. He said:--

'For some time past Kerry has attracted more attention for the

occurrences which have been taking place here, than the whole remainder

of Ireland put together. I am not without hope that henceforth, until

the battle with landlordism and Dublin Castle is triumphantly over, the

people of Kerry will be towers of strength to the national cause. The

hope of Irish landlordism is now centred in Kerry. Elsewhere it has

none, it is a social rinderpest, since the National League was started

1600 families have been turned out in this one county.'

Captain M'Calmont in the House of Commons, three weeks afterwards,

called attention to Mr. Baron Dowse's address to the Grand Jury of the

County of Kerry in which he stated:--

'That this county is in a very much worse state than it has been for

years: that there are no less than three hundred offences specially

reported to the constabulary since the Assizes of 1885, consisting of

two cases of murder, eighteen cases of letters threatening to murder,

thirty-nine cases of cattle, horse, and sheep stealing, eleven cases of

arson, eighteen cases of maiming cattle, fifty-two cases of seizing

arms, seventy-four cases of sending threatening letters, and twenty-four

cases of intimidation.'

You will observe that this is the same picture from two different points

of view.

Almost the worst case in which I was personally interested, was that of

the Cruickshank family.

The father, an industrious, respectable, elderly Scotsman, supported his

family at Inch by the proceeds of a rabbit-warren which he rented. He

had no farm, and therefore might expect to live in peace, even in Kerry,

in those times; but, as he was a Scotch Protestant, and had arms, he was

a marked man.

Having been threatened, he was partially guarded by the police who

patrolled the district. However, in April 1885, when the Prince of Wales

visited Ireland, and the constabulary from country districts were

drafted into the towns through which he had to pass, a number of

disguised Nationalists entered Cruickshank's house at night. They gave

him a frightful beating, even breaking a gun on his head, which was

seriously injured. This was done in the presence of his wife and

daughters, and of a young son who, with one of his sisters, went off in

the night to a police station four miles distant, to obtain assistance

for his father.

Between the fight and the chill received that night, the boy fell into a

decline of which he died in May 1886. One daughter, not strong at the

time of the outrage, became a chronic invalid. The father, as soon as he

was able to move after the perpetration, applied for compensation under

the Crimes Act, but as it was then to expire in about a fortnight, the

Lord-Lieutenant refused to consider the case. The poor fellow continued

to suffer from the wounds on his head, and so affected was he by the

shock of his son's death, that he became insensible and only survived

him a few weeks, leaving his widow and three daughters without any means

of support.

My wife and the former Archdeacon of Ardfert appealed for subscriptions

and obtained £120, which enabled the unfortunate survivors to return to

Scotland.

That was the settlement of the land question that suited the

Nationalists, namely, to cause the death of the head of the family, and

to get the rest out of the country. It did not say much for the

civilisation of the nineteenth century, but after the brutalities of the

spring of 1871 in Paris, there can be no doubt how thin is the veneer

over the barbarity of even the most civilised; those deeds were

perpetrated in the heart of the European capital specially devoted to

amusement: what I describe took place in the most distant portion of

Europe, where Nature is lovely and man, alas, the creature of impulse,

the prey of those who lead him into the worst temptations.

Another settlement was suggested by an anonymous writer who concealed

his identity under the pseudonym of Saxon. He observed:--

'Two hundred millions of English money are now (1886) to be spent buying

out Irish landlords, but would it not be surely better and more in

accordance with reason and justice to buy out the tenants? At a very low

calculation, two hundred millions would put a couple of hundred pounds

in every Irishman's pocket, and there is not one of them that would

refuse to leave his beloved country, and bless America or Australia on

these terms. The island could be populated with Scotch and English

settlers, and our difficulties be at an end. The Irish must not have

their own loaf and ours too. I commend this scheme to Messrs. Gladstone

and Morley. It is quite as just, quite as reasonable, and more forcible

than their own.'

Hear, hear! say I, but our grandchildren's grandchildren when grey old

men will still be trying to settle the Irish question, which can never

be settled until there arises a big man strong enough to force his will

on the Empire and fortunate enough to be able to hand over the reins of

political dictatorship to an equally enlightened and powerful successor.

It is hopeless to expect Irish matters to go well, when the balance of

parties in the House of Commons is held by hirelings and traitors, men

who debase patriotism and would to-day encourage outrage as much as they

did in 1884, if it was worth their mercenary while.

I had a word to write myself a year later to Mr. T. Harrington, who

thought he could tell as many lies about me as suited his own purpose,

and I addressed my reply, published on August 29, 1887, to the Editor of

the _Times_. It ran as follows:--

'Sir--I have just read the speech of Mr. T. Harrington in the debate on

Mr. Gladstone's motive relating to the proclamation of the National

League, in which he states that I invented and gave to Mr. Balfour the

particulars of the boycotting of Justin M'Carthy. I beg you will allow

me to state that I never wrote to Mr. Balfour, or to any member of the

Government, on that or any subject. Had I supplied the information, I

would have mentioned some facts which Mr. Balfour omitted, for instance,

that a man named Andrew Griffin was nearly murdered because he brought

provisions to Justin M'Carthy, that four men were put on their trial for

the outrage, but notwithstanding a plain charge from the judge, the

jury, fearing the vengeance of the League, acquitted the prisoners. I

would also mention a fact that would seem almost incredible to your

English Catholic readers, that the old man cannot attend his place of

worship without being hissed at in the church, and that his aged wife,

while partaking of the sacrament of the Holy Communion, was hissed at

and jeered. These things can be proved on oath, and are not to be set

aside by frothy declamation. Neither can the fact be disproved that one

of the offences for which Justin M'Carthy has suffered was that he

purchased his farm from me under Lord Ashbourne's Act, a proceeding

which (as it is likely to settle down the country) is considered a

deadly crime; and for committing the same offence another man in the

same barony had his cows stabbed.

Your obedient servant, S.M. HUSSEY.'

There is yet another case I cannot forbear from handing on to a

generation that knows no outrages nearer home than Macedonia. Six

ruffians, having their faces covered with handkerchiefs, and armed with

heavy cudgels, entered the house of a farmer named Lambe and began to

beat him. To save his head from the blows, he ran the upper part of his

body up the chimney and held on by the cross-bar. His wife, on coming to

his assistance, was beaten so severely that her skull was fractured,

while an aged female--stated to be in her ninety-seventh year--was not

only roughly handled, but also beaten. A most discreditable episode

indeed, in a land formerly renowned for respect for womanhood, and for

the warm-hearted generosity of her sons.

In only one instance in Kerry was police protection being regarded as

necessary up to the present summer, and all who know the contemporary

condition of affairs will at once recollect that Mrs. Morrogh Bernard is

the lady in question.

The late Mr. Edward Morrogh Bernard of Fahagh Court, Bullybrack, was a

Roman Catholic, who had resided in Kerry all his life, and some

five-and-twenty years ago he built on his property the residence in

which he died in the spring of 1904. He and his wife, an English lady,

who was justly beloved for her wide charity, were one night, after

dinner, sitting in their drawing-room, when a party of masked

moonlighters walked in. One of them held a pistol to her head, and told

her not to scream or move, else he would shoot her. Another performed

the same kindly office for Mr. Bernard, whilst the rest ransacked the

house for arms and money.

Mrs. Bernard noticed that the hands of the man who was threatening her

with violence were not those of an agricultural labourer, because they

were small and white. On the strength of this clue, the police arrested

a little tailor in the village, and she courageously identified him in

court, though every possible pressure was brought on her not to do so.

He was sentenced to several years' imprisonment, and his friends vowed

they would make it hot for Mrs. Bernard, and ever after she has been

protected by two or three constables. The police did not live in Fahagh

Court, but in a hut specially built for them a few yards off, and at

night they always came into the house. To the very last days of Mr.

Bernard's life whenever he and she went to pay a call on a neighbour,

two policemen followed them either on a car or on bicycles, and I have

never heard any reasons advanced to show that these precautions were

superfluous.

Meeting this little party on the highway was the only thing in the

twentieth century which brought home to the British tourist the terrible

deeds which blackened Kerry in the eighties.

I have always looked on the light side of life, even when it has seemed

blackest, and so I will not close this chapter without a more cheery

anecdote.

There was a good deal of friction among Land Leaguers over the amount of

relief money and other remuneration doled out by the rebel authorities.

This seldom reached a more droll pitch than in the complaint of a girl

at Rossbeigh, who wrote to a prominent member of Parliament--since

deceased--that another girl had been awarded a pound for booing at a

sergeant, 'while I, who broke a policeman's head, never got so much as

would pay for a candle to the Blessed Virgin.'

Sometimes the crafty Paddy utilised the agitation for his own purposes,

as the following example will prove.

A farmer's house was fired into, but no one could tell the reason why,

for he had not paid any rent and was a good Land Leaguer. He was asked

if he could account for it himself, and after some shuffling under

promise of strict secrecy, made the following revelation.

'Well, it was this way, I married a dacent girl from the North, and all

went well with us until her mother came along, and she had the divil's

own tongue, and nothing could get her out of the house. I would say "the

North has fine air, would not a change back there get you your health?"

'To which the old Biddy would reply:--

'"Where would I live except with my only daughter and her husband?"

'And this sort of thing made me desperate, and I promised the "bhoys"

five shillings if they would fire round the house on a certain night. On

the evening that had been agreed upon, I began reading on the paper how

farms in Castleisland were being fired into, and the old woman said that

if these things were so, County Kerry was worse than County Cork, and I

thought to myself "maybe you'll find it so, you ould divil."

'Well, they came and did their work in grand style after we had gone to

bed, and there was the mother-in-law screeching and bawling, and every

hour too long for her until daylight, when I put her in the cart and

drove her to the station.'

The sequel is that the couple left to themselves lived happily ever

after, a thing more likely to happen to people in England and Ireland,

if it was no one's business to make bad blood between them.

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