MR. BICKERS PREFERS THE DOOR TO THE WINDOW.

The history of the great events of Railsford's sports were so faithfully

chronicled at the time by Arthur Herapath in a long letter to his sister

Daisy, that it would be presumption on my part, with that valuable

document lying before me, to attempt to narrate in my own words what has

been so much more vivaciously described by my young friend. Arthur was

great at letter-writing, especially to his sister. And there is small

doubt that, with the aid of a slang dictionary and a little imagination

on her own part, that sympathetic young person was usually able to catch

the drift of her young brother's rollicking lucubrations.

"Dear Da. Thanks awfully for the bob."

A good many of Arthur's letters began with this curious observation.

Whether this particular "bob" had reference to Railsford's testimonial

or not, the writer cannot speak positively.

"We had a ripping time at our sports, and licked all the records but

three. No end of a crow for us. The School's tearing its hair all over

the place, and our fellows have been yelling for two days without

stopping. It's a jolly good job that row about Bickers came on when it

did, as our chaps would never have pulled themselves together as they

did without it. Nobody wants to find the chap out now; so your

particular is all serene up to now, and I don't mean to drip and spoil

his game." (We wonder what Daisy made of this curious sentence when she

read it!) "Dig and I were awfully riled we hadn't got you down for the

sports, and I wanted Marky to wire up for you and put them off till you

came. As it was, it didn't matter a bit, for Miss Violet showed up like

a trump as she is, and backed us up; so it's just as well you hadn't

come. Violet nodded to me! She's the most beautiful girl in the world.

Smedley turned up too; brickish, wasn't it? Bickers of course came,

and tried to spoil our sports, but Marky gave him a flea in his ear, and

Dig and I howled; so he didn't stay long.

"Bateson and Jukes pulled off the kids' hundred yards; and jolly cocky

they were, I can tell you. Bateson's the sneak I told you of.

"Tilbury won the Shell quarter-mile. Dig and I were in for it, but we

wanted to save ourselves for the long jump and hurdles, so we ran easy,

and Tilbury did it hands down.

"Ah, Da, really you should have been there to see the high jump!

Smedley and Clipstone tied 5 4½ last week for the School. No end of a

jump to beat; and Dig and I were in a blue funk about our men.

Barnworth and Wake were the only two entered;--dark horses both; at

least _I_ didn't know what either of them could do. I heard Ainger tell

Violet he thought we'd pull it off, so I perked up. They started at 4

foot 10. Wake muffed his first jump, and we gave ourselves up for gone

'coons. However, he hopped over second try. They went up by inches to

five feet. My word! you should have seen the way Violet clapped!

They'd have been cads if they hadn't gone over, with her backing them up

like that. Wake's got the rummiest jump you ever saw. He runs sideways

at the bar, and sort of lies down on his back on it as he goes over.

You'd think he'd muff it every time, but just as he looks like done for,

he kicks up his foot and clears. Barnworth takes it straight--skips up

to the bar and goes over like a daisy, without seeming to try.

"At 5 foot 1, Wake mulled twice, and we thought he was out of it. But

the third time he got over finely with a good inch to spare. It got

precious ticklish after this; and no one said a word till each Jump was

done: and then we let out. Violet stood up and looked as if she'd got a

ten-pound note on the event. At 5 foot 3 Barnworth came a cropper; and

I fancy he must have screwed his foot. Anyhow, he had to sit a minute

before he tried again. Then he went over like a shot--and you may guess

we yelled. Five foot 3½. Both of them mulled the first--but Barnworth

cleared easily second shot. We fancied Wake would too, but he missed

both his other chances, and so got out of it. Awfully good jump this

for a Fifth-form chap.

"Barnworth pulled himself together after that, and cleared the 5 foot 3½

and 5 foot 4 first go. Then came the tug. The bar went up to 5 4½,

Smedley's jump, and you might have heard a fly cough. We were pretty

nervous, I can tell you, and it would have done you good to see Violet

standing up and holding her breath. Barnworth was the only chap that

didn't seem flurried. Smedley and Marky both looked blue, and poor

Froggy looked as if he was going to blubber.

"My wig! Daisy, if you'd heard the yell when the beggar cleared the bar

first shot! Dig and I went mad; and somebody had to clout us on the

head before we could take it in that the fun wasn't over. Of course it

was not. _Pas un morceau de il_--we'd tied them; but we'd still to lick

them.

"`Bravo, Barnworth,' yells Violet. `Go it, old kangaroo,' howls Dig.

`Take your time and tuck in that shoe-lace,' says Marky. `A million to

one on our man,' says I; and then up goes the bar to 5 foot 5; and then

you could have heard a caterpillar wink. Old Barnworth looked a little

green himself this time; and didn't seem in a hurry to begin. He muffed

his first jump, and we all thought the game was up. But no! The beggar

hopped over second time as easily as I could hop 3 feet. My word, it

was a hop! Dig stood on his head and I could have done so too, only

Violet was looking. She was no end glad. _Elle est une brique et une

demie_! So's Smedley; for though it was his jump was beaten, he cheered

as loud as anybody. I forgive him the licking he gave me last term.

Marky made a regular ass of himself, he was so pleased. Every one

wanted Barnworth to go on, but he wouldn't, as he had a race to come on.

"Then came the Shell hurdles, 120 yards, ten flights. Dig and I were

in, and had to beat 19½ seconds. I felt jolly miserable, I can tell

you, at the start, and that ass Dig made it all the worse by fooling

about just to show off, and making believe to spar at me, when he was

shaking in his shoes all the time; Marky wasn't much better, for he came

and said, `You'll have to run your very best to win it.' As if we

didn't know that! He don't deserve a testimonial for doing a thing like

that. Next that ass Smedley went and made up to Violet just when she

wanted to back us up, and I don't believe she saw a bit of the race till

the finish. It was enough to make any chap blue. Then monsieur started

us, and kept us waiting a whole minute (it seemed like an hour) while

the second hand of his wretched watch was getting round. And then he

started us in such a rotten way that it wasn't till I saw Dig running

that I took in we were off, and coming up to the first hurdle. But soon

the fellows began to yell, and I felt better.

"Dig had the pull of me at the start, but I got up to him at the third

hurdle. He missed a step in landing, and that put him out, and we went

over the fourth and fifth neck and neck. Then I saw Violet stand up,

out of the corner of my left eye; and Smedley began to look at us too.

After that it was all right. At the sixth hurdle we both rose together,

and then I heard a crack and a grunt behind me, and knew poor old Dig

had come a cropper. Of course I had no time to grin, as I had my time

to beat. But it was very lonely doing those next three hurdles. I

didn't know how I was going, only I could swear I'd been twenty seconds

long before I got to the eighth. I nearly mulled the ninth, and lost a

step after the jump. That made me positive I'd not beaten my time; and

I had half a mind to pull up, I was so jolly miserable. However, the

fellows were still yelling, so I pulled myself together and went at the

last hurdle viciously and got clean over, and then put it on all I could

to the winning-post. I guessed I'd done it in thirty seconds, and

wished there was a pit I could tumble into at the end.

"Then Marky came and patted me on the back. `Splendid, old fellow,'

said he. `How do you mean?' said I; `ain't I licked into a cocked hat?'

`You've done it in nineteen seconds,' said he. `Go on!' said I. And

then the other fellows came up and cheered, and then Violet called out,

`Bravo, Herapath,' and Ainger said, `Run indeed, young 'un.' So I had

to believe it; and I can tell you I was a bit pleased. _J'etais un

morceau plaise_.

"I was sorry for old Dig, but he won the Shell wide jump directly

afterwards. I made a mess of the half-mile. I ought to have got it

from Smythe, of the School-house; but all I could do was to dead heat

his time. I suppose I was fagged after the hurdles. Tilbury had it all

his own way with the Shell cricket-ball, and Stafford got the senior

throw. Felgate was in against him--rather a decent chap, one of our

prefects; had me to tea in his room the other day. He and Marky don't

hit it. He was lazy, and didn't bother himself. Fellows said he could

easily have licked the School record if he'd tried; but he didn't; and

Stafford missed it by a few inches. So that event we lost. Jolly sell,

_joli vendre_.

"Never mind, we got the mile, and that was the crackest thing of all.

We had to beat Smedley and Branscombe, both--only Branscombe--he's

Bickers's prefect--didn't run it out last week. Smedley's time was

4.50. Ainger and Stafford ran for us; and Ranger was put on the track

with 200 yards start to force the pace.

"Stafford was out of it easily; but Ranger stuck to it like a Trojan.

The first lap he was still a hundred yards to the good, and going like

steam. Ainger ran finely, and overhauled him gradually. Still he had

about twenty yards to the good at the beginning of the last lap. Then

it was fine to see Ainger tuck in his elbows and let himself out. A

quarter of a mile from home Ranger was clean out of it, regularly

doubled up; but Ainger kept on steadily for a couple of hundred yards.

"Then, my word, he spurted right away to the finish! You never saw such

a rush up as it was! The fellows _yelled_, I can let you know. Every

one knew that it was our event the second the spurt began, and when he

got up to the tape and `4.42' was shouted out, it was a sight to see the

state we were in. It's the best mile we ever did at Grandcourt, and

even Smedley, though he was a bit riled, I fancy, at his licking, said

he couldn't have done it in the time if he'd tried.

"I send you Dig's programme, with the times all marked. You'll see we

won them all except the senior cricket-ball, half-mile, and senior

hundred. It's a rattling good score for us, I can tell you; and we

cheered Marky like one o'clock. It was an awful sell Violet couldn't

give away our prizes; but she shied at it. I suppose old Pony would

have gruffed at her. She is the most beautiful girl in the world.

"You needn't go telling the _mater_, but I was off my feed a whole day

after the sports. How soon do fellows get money enough to marry? If I

get the Swift Scholarship I shall have £20 a-year for three years--

something to start with. I wish you'd come down and give me a leg-up.

I'm afraid that cad Smedley's got his eye on her. His father's only a

doctor. We're better off than that, besides being chummy with a

baronet. Hullo! there's the bell for cubicles. Ta, ta. _Je suis tres

miserable_. Your aff. A.H."

Little dreaming of the sad blight which had come over his future young

kinsman's life, Railsford was sitting in his room that Sunday evening,

feeling rather more than usually comfortable. He had some cause to be

pleased. His house had done better than anyone expected. They had

beaten all the records but three, and, without being specially

conceited, Railsford took to himself the credit of having done a good

deal to bring about this satisfactory result.

"Curious," said he to himself, "that in all probability, if that affair

of Bickers's had not happened, we might never have risen as a house;

indeed, it's almost a mercy the culprit has never been discovered, for

we should have then been plunged back into the current, and the work of

pulling ourselves together might never have been done. It's odd that,

as time goes on, there is not even a hint or a suspicion who did it.

There's only one boy in the house I'm not sure of, and he is too great a

coward to be a ruffian. Well, well, we have the cricket season and the

exams, coming on. If only we do as well in them as we've done in the

sports, it will not be altogether against us if the mystery remains a

mystery a little longer."

Whereupon the door opened and Mr Bickers stepped in. Railsford had

completely forgotten the episode in the fields the previous day; he

scarcely recollected that Mr Bickers had been present at the sports,

and was delightfully oblivious to the fact that he, Railsford, had

either slighted or offended his colleague. He wondered what was the

occasion of the present visit, and secretly resolved to keep both his

temper and his head if he could.

"Good-evening," said he, with a friendly smile. "I'm just going to have

my coffee; won't you have a cup too, Bickers?"

Mr Bickers took no notice of this hospitable invitation, but closed the

door behind him and said, "I want a few words with you, Mr Railsford."

"Certainly? I've nothing to do-- Won't you take a seat?"

Mr Bickers took a seat, a little disconcerted by Railsford's determined

good-humour. He had not counted upon that.

"The last time I saw you you were hardly so polite," said he, with a

sneer.

"When was that? I'm very sorry if I was rude; I had no intention, I

assure you."

Railsford began to feel a little like the lamb in the fable. This wolf

had evidently come bent on a quarrel, and Railsford, lamb and all as he

was, would have liked to oblige him. But he was quick enough to see--

with the memory of more than one failure to warn him--that his only

chance with Mr Bickers was, at all costs, not to quarrel.

"You are fortunate in your short memory; it is a most convenient gift."

"It's one, at any rate, I would like to cultivate with regard to any

unpleasantness there may have been between you and me, Bickers," said

Railsford.

This was not a happy speech, and Mr Bickers accepted it with a laugh.

"Quite so; I can understand that. It happens, however, that I have come

to assist in prolonging your memory with regard to that unpleasantness.

I'm sorry to interfere with your good intentions, but it cannot be

helped this time."

"Really," said Railsford, feeling his patience considerably taxed, "all

this is very perplexing. Would you mind coming to the point at once,

Bickers?"

"Not at all. When I saw you yesterday I asked you to look at a letter I

had with me."

"Oh, yes; I remember now. I was greatly taken up with the sports, and

had no time then. I felt sure you would understand."

"I understood perfectly. I have brought the letter for you now," and he

held it out.

Railsford took it with some curiosity, for Mr Bickers's manner, besides

being offensive, was decidedly mysterious.

"Am I to read it?"

"Please."

The letter was a short one, written in an evidently disguised hand:

"Sir,--The name of the person who maltreated you lately is perfectly

well-known in Railsford's house. No one knows his name better than Mr

Railsford himself. But as the house is thriving by what has occurred,

it is to nobody's interest to let out the secret. The writer of this

knows what he is speaking about, and where to find the proofs.--A

Friend."

Railsford read this strange communication once or twice, and then

laughed.

"It's amusing, isn't it?" sneered Mr Bickers.

"It's absurd!" said Railsford.

"I thought you would say so," said Bickers, taking back the letter and

folding it up. "For all that, I should like to know the name of the

person referred to."

"You surely do not mean, Bickers, that you attach any importance to a

ridiculous joke like that?"

"I attach just the importance it deserves, Railsford."

"Then I would put it in the fire, Bickers."

Mr Bickers's face darkened. Long ere now he had calculated on reducing

the citadel of his adversary's good-humour, and now that it still held

out, he felt his own self-possession deserting him.

"Allow me to tell you, Railsford, that I believe what that letter

states!"

"Do you really? I hope when I tell you that every word of it which

relates to myself is a grotesque falsehood, you will alter your

opinion."

"Even that would not convince me," said Bickers.

Railsford stared at him blankly. He had surely misunderstood his words.

"I said," he repeated, and there was a tremor of excitement in his

voice, which afforded his enemy the keenest pleasure--"I said that every

word in that letter which refers to me is false. You surely don't

believe it after that?"

"I said," repeated Mr Bickers, with a fine sneer, "that even that would

not convince me."

Surely the longed-for explosion would come now! He saw Railsford's face

flush and his eyes flash. But before the furious retort escaped from

his lips, a wise whisper from somewhere fell between them and robbed the

wolf of his prey.

"Then," said the Master of the Shell, forcing his lips to a smile,

"there is not much to be gained by prolonging this interview, is there?"

Mr Bickers was deeply mortified. There was nothing for it now but for

him to assume the _role_ of aggressor. He would so much have preferred

to be the aggrieved.

"Yes, Railsford," said he, rising from his chair and standing over his

enemy. "I dare you to say that you neither know nor suspect the person

who assaulted me!"

Railsford felt devoutly thankful he had kept his head. He now dug his

hands into his pockets, stretched himself, and replied,--

"You may very safely do that, Bickers."

It was hard lines for poor Bickers, this. He had worked so hard to get

himself an adversary; and here was all his labour being lost!

"You're paltering," snarled he. "I dare you to say you did not do the

cowardly deed yourself!"

Railsford could not imagine how he had ever been so foolish as to be in

a rage with the fellow. He laughed outright at the last piece of

bluster. Bickers was now fairly beside himself, or he would never have

done what he did. He struck Railsford where he sat a blow on the mouth,

which brought blood to his lips. This surely was the last card, and

Railsford in after years never knew exactly how it came about that he

did not fly there and then at his enemy's throat, and shake him as a big

dog shakes a rat. It may have been he was too much astonished to do

anything of the sort; or it may have been that he, the stronger man of

the two, felt a sort of pity for the poor bully, which kept him back.

At any rate, his good genius befriended him this time, and saved him

both his dignity and his moral vantage. He put his handkerchief to his

lips for a moment, and then said quietly--

"There are two ways of leaving this room, Bickers: the door and the

window. I advise you to choose the door."

Mr Bickers was too cowed by his own act to keep up the contest, and

hating himself at that moment almost as much--but not quite--as he hated

his enemy, he slunk out of the door and departed to his own house.

Railsford sat where he was, and stared at the door by which his visitor

had left, in a state of bewildered astonishment.

The more Railsford thought the matter over, the less he liked it. For

it convinced him that there was someone desirous of doing him an injury

by means of the very master who was already predisposed to believe evil

of him. It was rather a damper after the glorious result of the sports,

and Railsford tried to laugh it off and dismiss the whole matter from

his mind.

"At least," said he to himself, "if the accusation comes in no more

likely a form than I have seen to-night, I can afford to disregard it.

But though Bickers made a fool of himself for once in a way, it does not

at all follow that he will not return to the attack, and that I may

actually have to answer to Grandcourt the charges of that precious

letter. It's too absurd, really!"

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