CHAPTER XVIII

Witch-doctors of Swaziland--How they brought a famine--L'Tunga's

school of witch-doctoring--The "Poison Test" to settle ownership--The

professional witch-doctor's equipment--L'Tunga decides a murder

case--Some genuine cures.

Dagga weed was Sugden's most interesting discovery up to that time and

it whetted his appetite. I pointed out to him that the witch-doctors'

craft would be a good thing to investigate and he went after this like

a bloodhound on a hot scent. We all became interested, and I soon

found myself whiling away the tedium of waiting for the coronation by

running down evidence of the art of "witch-doctoring."

What we discovered made me realize the wisdom of the government, which

had recently passed strict laws against the witch-doctors. For a time

L'Tunga regarded our curiosity as a great impertinence and did

everything possible to prevent our getting more information than was

readily available. Finally, one night, he grew confidential and told

us why the government had set its foot down on his brothers of the

craft. He did this chiefly because Dr. Sugden and I had shown him that

we were "white witch-doctors" and thus had established a sort of

fraternity among fellow practitioners.

"The bad witch-doctors caused all the trouble," he said, "and it was

their own fault that the government made laws against them. None of

the doctors in my 'lodge' were guilty of these offenses, but we have

to suffer with the rest. Like you white doctors, I cure the sick and

drive out evil spirits."

I had not claimed to drive out spirits, but I am not sure that Sugden

had not made such a statement. He always did things in a thorough

manner and L'Tunga might have misunderstood him when he told him what

healers we were.

"The trouble began a little while ago," the witch-doctor went on,

"when a number of strange doctors came among us. They were from the

gold country to the west and they had many queer tales to tell. They

told our people that they were fools to work for the white men and

that they ought to rise up and drive them out of the country.

"I do not know where they received their learning, but they said that

our people were as good as the white men and told them that they were

fools to let white men govern them. Our people listened and became

much excited. They talked of making war and there was much unrest. The

warriors began to gather, and the Boers and other white men sent

messengers and spies to find out what was going on.

"However, these strange witch-doctors talked too much and made too

many promises. Soon they began to tell our people that they need not

grow any more corn nor breed any more cattle. They promised that there

would be a great rain of corn and that millions of cows would come

into the country for any one who wanted them. The people were

convinced and sat about in idleness, waiting for the free food. The

end of this was that there was much hunger in our land and many of the

people starved to death.

"I went about when these strange witch-doctors told these lies and

warned our people that starvation would come. But they scoffed at me

and would not even bow to my most sacred charms. They said I belonged

to the old order and that the new witch-doctors were the only ones

worth following. For some time--too long a time--I had no honor and it

was not until starvation came that the people again listened to me.

"Then the government learned of all these things and sent food to the

people, so that not so many died. Some of the strange witch-doctors

were caught and killed, but most of them escaped.

"Making starvation was not the only crime they did. So foolish were

the people that they believed in them and for a time would do anything

they said. Some of the doctors told them to commit murders and sold

them charms that were to prevent them from getting caught. A number of

killings took place and many women were stolen. When the murderers

were caught and brought to court, they told how the doctors had

advised them to kill and even named the number of cows they had paid

for the charms that were supposed to protect them. When the government

heard of this they became very angry and passed laws against

witch-doctors."

L'Tunga was full of this invasion of Swaziland by these strange

witch-doctors and told us stories about it for several hours. One was

as amusing as it was illuminating. It seemed that two young indunas

had a difference of opinion over a woman. They both tried to buy her

and bid against each other, so that the successful one had to pay

three or four times her market value. This hurt the purchaser's

feelings, while the loser was angry because he had been outbid. The

result was that the latter went to one of the witch-doctors and bought

a charm to protect him while he unostentatiously murdered his rival.

At about the same time the other induna bought a charm from another of

these witch-doctors and started out to slay his enemy. Before they

could meet the two witch-doctors compared notes and decided it would

be a bad thing for them if there was a killing. The doctor whose charm

proved valueless would lose prestige in the villages he was

plundering. So they agreed to prevent bloodshed, and did so by proving

that the woman in question was bewitched and thus only fit to serve

them! One of them took her, and the indunas decided to forget their

differences. However, when the crash came, after the starvation

episode, they hunted up these witch-doctors and promptly killed them.

"I have never heard what became of the woman," concluded L'Tunga, "but

I fear she is no longer in danger of being bewitched."

Before leaving us that night L'Tunga agreed to tell us everything

about his profession--with reservations, I suspected. He invited us to

visit his school where he trained the young witch-doctors, and we

decided to do so next day. His invitation, he explained, included only

Sugden and myself, as he knew that none of the rest of my party were

"white witch-doctors." He was extending to us a sort of "professional

courtesy," as it were.

We learned more about witch-doctoring at the school in a short hour

than we had during all the weeks we had been in its proximity. The

school was in a small kraal set apart from the others, and we found

about a score of would-be "doctors" in attendance. We must have

arrived at a slack moment, for they were all smoking dagga weed and

enjoying it to the full. L'Tunga, nevertheless, showed us all over the

place and painstakingly explained everything of interest. One small

hut, however, was forbidden to us. He explained that it was the

sanctuary where the charms were kept, and that if white men entered

it, none of the charms would ever be of any use. "We'd put a curse on

'em!" Sugden tersely put it.

It was at the end of this tour of inspection that we received a

practical demonstration of how a regular witch-doctor works. We were

beginning to examine L'Tunga's professional equipment when one of the

neophytes approached and with the utmost respect informed him that he

was wanted. Of course we went along, and found quite a gathering at

the gate of the kraal. In the center were two large and indignant

warriors. They were all chattering away at a great rate, but all talk

ceased immediately when L'Tunga stepped out of the gate. He was

absolute master of the situation, and the deference with which these

common people treated him showed that they knew it.

"Why do you disturb L'Tunga and his white friends?" he demanded. "Do

you not know that these are white witch-doctors of great magic and are

too great to even look on such lowly people as you?"

Properly rebuked, the crowd dropped its eyes, and then L'Tunga quickly

found out what was wanted. It seemed that the two warriors each

claimed to own a certain cow. Instead of fighting over its possession,

they had decided to ask L'Tunga to find the rightful owner by means of

the "Poison Test." I had often heard rumors of this test, but had

never seen it performed. L'Tunga talked with them a little while and

arranged that the loser was to pay him one cow for his services in

determining the ownership of the animal. After this was decided, each

of the warriors sent one of his people to get a cow. While these cows

were being brought L'Tunga prepared himself for the test.

We went to his hut and he allowed us to squat nearby and watch him

dress. Two of the would-be witch-doctors acted as valets for him, and

when he had finished he was certainly a striking and awesome figure.

First, he was plentifully smeared on the forehead, face, and body with

a sort of red-and-white clay pigment. With his black skin, this gave

him a weird appearance. When sufficiently painted, he put on a

magnificent headdress consisting chiefly of porcupine quills some

fourteen inches long. This headdress is known as the "ekufue" and is

only worn by witch-doctors who are masters of the craft. The white

pigment is known as "ocikela," while the red is called "onongo." Both

have other uses which we were soon to learn.

To complete his costume L'Tunga wound a wide strip of antelope skin

about his middle. This contains a large pouch and is known as the

"uya." In it are carried a number of medicines and some charms. When

fully dressed for his work our friend looked every inch a leader of

his profession.

On our return to the kraal gate we found the two cows waiting. L'Tunga

looked them over and said they would do, although he was far from

enthusiastic. Sugden and I thought they were fine beasts, but it would

not have done for the witch-doctor to have admitted this.

Then came the test. The warriors were told to stand together in front

of L'Tunga, who knelt on several small but fine skins which his

assistants had placed on the ground. When all were in place an

assistant handed L'Tunga a small hollow gourd, or "okapo," partly

filled with water. In this he mixed several drugs the nature of which

we learned later. First came a form of "ombambu," which is said to be

so deadly that birds die when they light on the limbs of the tree from

which it is obtained. Then came another drug of the same nature, said

to be obtained from the roots of the tree. Lastly L'Tunga dumped

"onsunga"--a mixture of powdered herbs the ingredients of which we

were never able to ascertain--into the gourd. Then he stirred the mess

with the foot of an antelope. While he stirred it he chanted in a low

voice.

During all this performance the crowd remained absolutely silent, as

were we. The only noise was the lowing of one of the cows who seemed

to disapprove of the proceedings.

When the "hellish brew," as Sugden called it afterward, was thoroughly

mixed, L'Tunga handed it to one of the warriors and told him to drink

it. Without hesitation the man did so, and it seemed to me he took a

good half of the mixture. L'Tunga then retrieved the gourd and passed

it to the other warrior, who drank the remainder.

Next came the climax of the test. Both warriors appeared to grow

violently ill. L'Tunga chanted in a louder tone, while the crowd

pressed close. Sugden and I did not know what was going to happen and

watched anxiously. The warriors swayed back and forth and there was an

air of tense expectation that became constantly more acute. Suddenly

Sugden caught my arm.

"Look, look! He's going to vomit!" he said, pointing at one of the

warriors. He was right. A second later the man retched and vomited. As

he did so, the crowd cried out so loudly that I caught the words, "He

is the loser! It is not his cow!"

L'Tunga immediately stepped to the man and smeared him with red

pigment, placing it mainly on his forehead and arms. Next he turned

quickly to the other and smeared him in similar manner with the white

pigment. Then with all haste L'Tunga mixed "asangu" and gave some to

each man. This, we learned later, was a powerful emetic and it

certainly acted without delay.

When the warriors had calmed down they were rather weak and weary.

L'Tunga directed an assistant to take the cow of the man who became

sick, and we thus understood that he had lost in the "Poison Test."

While L'Tunga was divesting himself of his ceremonial trappings he

explained to us that there was no doubt that this man was wrong about

the ownership of the cow over which the dispute began--if he had owned

the animal, he would not have vomited!

"This is no country for a man with a weak stomach," Sugden remarked to

me. "It looks as if a strong constitution counts even more here than

in the U. S. A."

L'Tunga also explained that both warriors would have died forthwith,

had he not given them the emetic. The mixture he had compounded caused

sure death after a short time. He told us that he considered the cow

he had received in payment not much of an animal and adopted the pose

that his talents had been poorly remunerated.

By sympathizing with him in these complaints we made L'Tunga feel that

there was a further professional bond between us, and he became even

more willing to assist us in our study of witch-doctoring. When he had

removed his paint and other marks of his profession, he offered to

show us the stock-in-trade of a real witch-doctor.

"We must use many wonderful and powerful charms in our work among the

poor and ignorant people," he said. "Many of them have come down to us

from the old witch-doctors who knew much more than I do, and I know

more than any other in the whole of South Africa. My father was a

witch-doctor, and his father was one, too. He was the head

witch-doctor for King Ama-Swazi, and his word was law with the king as

well as the people. In his day there was much honor for a real

witch-doctor and he had many wives. He was very, very rich. He was

also very powerful, so that the king was glad to have him with him

when he made war and governed his people."

I had already heard tales of his respected ancestor, but I regret to

say that few of these reflected credit on him. It seems that Ama-Swazi

allowed him the right to inflict the death penalty, and it was his

habit to remove any induna whose wives he coveted or who might possess

anything else he could use. In addition to these civic activities,

this old devil added a number of new charms to the outfit carried by a

professional witch-doctor and L'Tunga was proud of the fact that he

had some of the original ones his ancestor had invented.

One of the most interesting things that L'Tunga showed us was his

charm-case, or "uhamba," which all properly accredited witch-doctors

carry. This corresponds to the familiar little black bag carried by

white physicians when making their calls. The "uhamba" he used was a

tightly woven basket, roughly one foot broad, two feet long, and

perhaps ten inches high. In this was a queer collection of charms. The

chief thing, however, was the "ongombo", or small gourd used in

divination. This was very sacred and L'Tunga would not allow us to

touch it. In it were the most potent charms, and he exhibited these to

us one by one.

There were a few rough images of wood, very crudely made but yet

unmistakably representing human beings. They were both male and

female, and were used to symbolize persons who were doing business

with the witch-doctor. Then there was a lion's tooth, a horn of a

goat, some chicken-bones, a pig's foot, and the hoof of an ox. More

interesting than these were a chicken's head dried with the mouth

open, which was used to symbolize a gossip, and the dried nose of a

hyena, which L'Tunga used when he "smelled out" crime. There were a

number of other odds and ends, but they had no special significance.

All these charms played a part in various rituals, and L'Tunga told us

that none of the would-be witch-doctors in his school were allowed to

practice until they were able to use each and every one correctly.

[Illustration: INTERIOR OF THE ROYAL KRAAL

This shows the details of its construction, and also warriors and

children]

[Illustration: CHIEF WITCH-DOCTOR OF SWAZILAND

He is holding the latest addition to his family. He is a very

influential man and is the personal doctor to the queen and the

prince. He has thirteen wives and sixty children]

[Illustration: A SCHOOL OF WITCH-DOCTORS]

[Illustration: A SWAZI SEMINARY OR SCHOOL FOR YOUNG WITCH-DOCTORS

These are being taught the secrets of their profession, one of them

being in the act of smoking a Swazi pipe]

Next he showed us a number of other charms of a different character.

One of these was the "ombinga," which was the horn of an ox, full of

medicines, herbs, and drugs. This was a very valuable and potent

charm, and only kings and great indunas were allowed to possess it. It

was supposed to prevent lightning or disease from striking the owner,

and its wonderful power also extended to his family and possessions.

In addition, it was supposed to prevent wild animals from attacking

those under its protection.

"That is some charm, believe me," Sugden said, when L'Tunga had

reverently explained it. "It is a combined lightning-rod and accident

policy, and must cost a lot."

L'Tunga assured us that the "ombinga" cost many cows, and this was the

reason why only kings and chiefs could afford to own it. Following

this, he showed us a rain wand, but refrained from demonstrating its

power. This he called an "ocifungo." It was made of the tail of an ox,

with two small deer horns inserted in the end. There were some magic

oils in the tail, also, and he explained that he could drive rain away

by blowing the little horns and waving the tail at the rain. Sugden

asked him in all solemnness if the wand worked, and L'Tunga assured

him that it was infallible, provided the right payment had been made.

The payment, it seems, consisted of a number of cows, and young women

would not be refused. Sugden remarked that we ought to get one of

these rain-dispellers and have it around all the time so that we would

not have any further trouble with wet weather.

Last of all, L'Tunga unwrapped a bundle of skins and produced a number

of neck-charms, known in the singular as an "umbanda." These were for

the use of any one willing to buy them, and were most potent as a

protection against injury in battle. The "umbanda" consists of two

bottle-shaped objects about four inches long and is made of woven

grass-string. From the end of each there protrudes a tuft of feathers

about two or three inches long, and each one contains magic medicines.

The Swazi warriors wear the "umbanda" around the neck and believe that

they stand a poor chance in battle unless they do so. However, I had

seen natives wearing them at times when there was no war, and this

prompted me to ask L'Tunga about it.

"There is always a reason, Mzaan Bakoor," he said. "When a warrior

puts on his 'umbanda,' he fears that he may meet the assegai of an

enemy. Then again, he may be going to destroy an enemy and wishes to

be protected."

Further development of his explanation showed that when a Swazi

appeared wearing his "umbanda," it was generally understood that he

was off to a killing. They always go armed, so that weapons mean

nothing, but when they put on this charm there is bloody work afoot.

After inspecting L'Tunga's equipment we strolled over to the school,

where a class was in session. The details of this we missed, however,

as the instruction halted as soon as we came in sight. L'Tunga talked

for a moment with the "professor" and then told us that the fact that

we were white men would prevent us from seeing the novices receive

their instruction.

"But it would not be worth your time to see these young men at work,"

he added to console us. "They are only learning certain rituals. First

the instructor explains the charm to be used, and then he shows them

how it is done. They try to do as he does, and when they have learned

he explains another charm."

Sugden and I were sorry not to see this class at work. It would have

been entertaining to watch them, and I wondered how they would have

compared with my classes in the Harvard Medical School. Of one thing I

felt certain--these savages were just as much in earnest as any of us

back there in Cambridge.

It appears to take a long time to make a bona-fide witch-doctor. The

course given in L'Tunga's school is most thorough--at least, that is

what he said--and no candidate receives his "uhamba" until he knows

all the tricks of the trade. It astonished us to find this intelligent

savage taking his profession so seriously; it all seemed such

frightful nonsense to us. Still, the thought came to me that L'Tunga

might think the same about some of our most sacred medical practices.

When we left him he promised that he would send for us the next time

he was to work.

Three days later he did so. One of his students came to tell us that

his chief was about to make a divination and that we could witness it

if we wished. Naturally, we accepted. We had been eager to see a

divination, which we understood to be a ceremony where the

witch-doctor really went through his paces.

L'Tunga was waiting for us in his hut. He was cordial, but very solemn.

"This is a serious case," he said. "I am about to ask the spirits to

decide the life or death of an induna. He is accused of murdering

another induna, and there is no way of proving his guilt or innocence

except through the spirits who work for me. To-day you shall see the

most important work I do!"

We were properly impressed. Sugden, in fact, was so interested that he

forgot to make his usual caustic comment. It struck me as the most

barbaric thing we had yet encountered that this witch-doctor with his

foolish bag of tricks should be called upon to decide the fate of a

fellow-being.

L'Tunga dressed himself as before, the only difference being that he

put on his paint and ornaments with more care. When he was dressed he

called out, and several of the young witch-doctors entered. These he

loaded with various queer things the nature of which developed at the

ceremony. When we were all ready, our party solemnly marched out to

the entrance of the kraal.

There we found a large crowd of people, the great majority being

warriors and indunas. Standing apart from the rest, facing the gate,

was the induna whose fate was to be decided. He was a tall, heavy-set

man of middle age, and his face was that of a killer. He looked as if

he might be accused of a dozen murders, instead of only one.

"If looks count for anything, that gentleman ought to be shot on

sight!" was Sugden's remark.

L'Tunga halted just outside the entrance of the kraal, and an old

witch-doctor stepped out of the crowd and addressed him.

"O L'Tunga, greatest of witch-doctors," he began, "you are called upon

to decide the guilt or innocence of Makeza, this induna, the owner of

many cows and women. Three days ago an induna was found dead with many

wounds. Makeza was his enemy, and the people of their village say that

Makeza killed him in the night. Oktela was his name, and now Makeza

has taken his wives and there is much outcry in the village. Makeza

says that he knows nothing about Oktela's death, but you, L'Tunga the

Great, can decide!"

While he stated the case against Makeza the induna Stood gazing

defiantly at L'Tunga, and I had a feeling that he was not helping his

case.

"My spirits will decide whether Makeza is guilty or not!" L'Tunga

announced in a loud voice.

The witch-doctor waited while the little skins were placed and then

knelt down facing Makeza, who also knelt at a sign from L'Tunga. Next

the assistants placed two roughly carved wooden figures, about a foot

high, in front of the witch-doctor. These are known as "ovitakas" and

are supposed to represent the spirits that are to be invoked for the

divination. It was plain to see that the figures were male and female.

L'Tunga then put on a necklace which was handed him by an assistant.

This seemed to be made of teeth of various wild animals, those of the

lion being most noticeable. He next picked up a gourd and handed it to

Makeza, who immediately commenced to shake it. It was full of seeds of

some kind and made a loud rattle. L'Tunga produced a similar gourd and

also started to shake it.

This rattling was really the beginning of the ceremony. After a short

time L'Tunga commenced blowing on a whistle, which gave a loud shrill

sound. It was a horn of a small deer set in the end of an ox-tail

which was wrapped with broad bands of red, black, and white beads. The

whistle was to call the spirits and we noted that the people seemed to

get much excited when they heard it. After a few moments L'Tunga began

to vary the whistling with a sort of chant in a minor key. The sound

of his voice struck terror into the audience, and I could see that

they were terribly afraid. Makeza showed his fear by rattling his

gourd with what almost amounted to frenzy.

The whistling, rattling, and chanting went on and on, all the time

rising in a crescendo. The excitement of the crowd became more and

more intense, until it seemed to me that something must happen soon.

L'Tunga appeared to be quite mad, and Makeza shook his gourd as though

his life depended on the noise he made.

At the exact moment when the situation became unbearable, and when I

felt as though I would go mad also, L'Tunga stopped his noise. A

second later there was silence, broken only by the deep breaths of the

audience. The sudden silence came with such a shock that it quite

unnerved one.

Presently L'Tunga raised his empty hands above his head and slowly

brought them down over his "uhamba," which lay on the ground in front

of him. He held his position for a moment, Makeza's eyes riveted on

him. Then L'Tunga slowly waved his hands back and forth, and I could

see Makeza following their every movement.

This must have lasted for a few moments only, but it seemed an age.

Suddenly the hands stopped, remained still for the space of a breath,

and then swooped down on the "uhamba." With one motion L'Tunga picked

up the charm-case and shook it above his head. Three shakes, and he

held it motionless!

Slowly, very slowly, he brought it down and laid it on the ground.

Makeza watched, his eyes bright and big with dread. L'Tunga looked at

him fixedly for a brief space, and then slowly lifted the top of the

"uhamba" and glanced into it.

"Guilty! Guilty!" he shouted in a ringing voice. "The red horn stands!

The spirits have decided! Makeza is guilty!"

The induna seemed stunned for a second, and for about the same space

the crowd remained quiet. Then everything broke loose at once. Excited

cries rose from the warriors; Makeza sprang to his feet; L'Tunga

jumped up and back to where we stood. The condemned man looked wildly

about and then, snatching up his knob-kerrie, assegais, and shield,

made a wild dash to escape.

It was all over much more quickly than it can be told. The thud of

knob-kerrie on shield, the flash of steel, and Makeza lay there in the

bright sun, a bleeding, mangled thing!

L'Tunga was the least excited of all of us; he seemed to take the

killing as a matter of course.

"Makeza had killed," he said later, when we returned to his hut, "and

his life was forfeit. He knew that he would have to die, so he

attempted to escape. I understand that he would have been joined by a

number of warriors if he had been able to get into the hills."

Sugden and I were curious to know about the "red horn," and L'Tunga

removed the top of his "uhamba" and showed it to us. The horn was a

short piece of one from an antelope, with the top painted red. In the

basket, also, was a small figure of about the same size as the horn,

on the head of which was a cowry shell.

"If the spirits had decided that Makeza was innocent," L'Tunga

explained, "the figure would have been standing when I took the top

off the 'uhamba.' But they knew that he was guilty, so the red horn

stood at their command."

This seemed a poor way to determine a case of life or death, but

Makeza was the only one who had any objections. It was the custom, and

thus was quite all right in the eyes of Swaziland. On theory, Makeza

had an even chance, which is a good deal more than he would have had

before any civilized jury. His appearance alone would have convicted

him. I had about convinced myself that the induna had received a fair

deal, when Sugden insisted that the bottom of the little image of

innocence was round, so that it could not stand.

"Makeza never had a chance!" he exclaimed. "The cards were stacked

against him. The poor devil!" Immediately Sugden became sorry for the

induna, although he agreed with me that he could not have been

anything but a murderer.

Before we returned to camp L'Tunga explained some of the work an

accredited witch-doctor is supposed to be able to perform. He said he

could do all the things he talked about. According to him, a real

witch-doctor can recover stolen goods; he can read the past and

future; he can cast out spells and provide charms against them, and

can "smell out" the witches that cause other than violent deaths. The

genuine witch-doctor can cause the corn to grow; he can make or stop

rain and can cause the cows to give milk when they have been bewitched

and their milk dries up too soon. This last is accomplished by boiling

some of the affected cow's milk and whipping the animal severely with

a sjambok while the milk boils.

Among the hocus-pocus and humbuggery of the witch-doctor's trade we

found several genuine "cures" which they used to alleviate suffering

among their people. I do not know the nature of these "cures," but

they are all drugs. As an emetic, and a most efficient one, L'Tunga

gives his patient "asangu"; for rheumatism he prescribes "amatoli" and

sometimes "ovihata," and the distress of a mother in labor is greatly

lessened by giving her "oluvanga" to chew. This is a leaf, while the

rheumatism "cures" are both powders, as is the emetic.

One stock remedy of which L'Tunga was very proud greatly amused us

both, but we concealed our amusement lest he think we were making fun

of him. This was "ekulo," a love medicine which he said was most potent.

"When a wife wishes to be preferred above all other wives of an

induna," he explained, in telling of its use, "she comes to me and I

give her 'ekulo.' This she mixes with the food of her husband, and

from that time on he cannot resist her and she becomes his favorite

wife and is mistress of all the others."

L'Tunga explained other uses of "ekulo," but these are "too intimate,"

as Sugden said, to be set forth here.

After our investigation of witch-doctoring as it is practiced in

Swaziland, Sugden and I came to the conclusion that the British knew

what they were doing when they placed a ban on it. Even L'Tunga,

kindly soul that he was, ought to be suppressed.

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