THE DISCONTENT OF MRS. NIPPER DONNAN

When Mr. Robert Fortinbras heard of his daughter's determination, he

declared that he renounced her for ever. But after thinking the matter

over, and especially on being reminded by Hugh John that one day she

would become heiress of no mean part of the Donnan wealth, he consented

to a limited forgiveness, on condition that in the meantime she should

do something for her father and mother. But her sister Matilda openly

revolted, saying that _she_ always knew Elizabeth meant to shove the

housework off on her, and that she did not care if not a dish was ever

washed in that house again. Elizabeth reminded her that, far from idling

at New Erin Villa, she was on foot from morning till night. Also that

nine times out of ten when she came home she found Matilda asleep on the

sofa, with a penny novelette flung on the floor beside her. There was a

feeling of strain for a moment, but Elizabeth presented her sister with

a striped blouse and half-a-dozen stand-up collars, which promptly

brought forth the declaration, "Oh, Elizabeth, you mustn't mind what I

_say_. It is only mother's nagging that does it, but I do love you!"

Which may or may not have had to do with the striped blouse and the

half-dozen collars. On the whole, there was a certain feeling of

satisfaction in the house of Mr. Robert Fortinbras that Elizabeth was so

well provided for, and that in a day of trouble she might even assist

the brilliant adventurer with some of the gold of that unimaginative

citizen, Mr. Ex-Butcher Donnan.

But Miss Elizabeth Fortinbras, though the best daughter in the

world--with only one exception that I know of personally--had no idea of

encouraging the busy idleness of her father, or the foolishness of the

rest of the family. She had found a business that suited her, and she

would in nowise interest herself less in it now that she was, so to

speak, the present partner and future heiress in the concern.

There was but one person discontented, Mrs. Nipper Donnan. She was

jealous of the white-curtained cottage, the trim garden, which began to

blossom where she had hung out her clothes. Chiefly, however, she hated

Elizabeth Fortinbras and "that Hugh John Picton Smith," who, strangely

enough, was her abhorrence--though it was not his habit to ignore any

one, but only to pass on his way with a grave bow.

Hugh John was an uncomfortable person to quarrel with. His great bodily

strength and long practice in the art of boxing rendered him a man of

peace whose very presence made for reconciliation. In the neighborhood

of Edam he was President Roosevelt's "moral policeman with a big stick."

Even at home he held over the head of an offender a baton of honor and

"the right thing to do."

At school, it is to be feared that his discipline was sterner. There he

argued but seldom. He was the centurion who said, "Do this!" and the

other fellow did it. But then, it was a good thing to do, and the head

master generally considered him as his best ally.

He was father's constant companion on his walks, and to hear them debate

in that precious half-hour in the dining-room after dinner was to escape

suddenly from the smallness of the world about, and find oneself on the

high Alps of thought where the sun shone early and late, where the

winds blew clean and cold, and thought was free exceedingly. Neither

counted anything as to be accepted merely because they had been told it

upon authority. They searched and compared, the man and the boy, Hugh

John's finely analytic mind steadied and gripped by the elder

experience. Their talk was not the talk of father and son, but rather of

two seekers--Hugh John declaiming high, direct, often fierce, while

through the smoke of a contemplative cigarette father went on smiling

gently, now waving a hand in gentle deprecation, dropping a word of

moderation here, qualifying a statement there--the son holding strictly

for law and justice, of the firmest and most inexorable, the father

dropping counsels of mercy and that understanding which is the

forgiveness of God, being, as always, a Tolerant of the Tolerants.

I know that those who have read the two books called after Sir Toady

Lion may fail a little to recognize my elder brother. But nevertheless

this is the same who in his time wept because as a little child with a

wooden sword he had been saluted by the Scots Grays, the same also who

fought the "smoutchies"; and if I have said nothing about a certain

notable Cissy Carter, it is only because, though I know, in the

meantime I have promised not to tell.

It will easily be understood that with such an adversary Mrs. Nipper

Donnan, ex-kitchen-maid at Erin Villa, stood little chance. Hugh John

listened patiently and gravely, his head slightly bent in the pensive

and contemplative way which was then his principal charm. He heard that

he had interfered where he had no business, that Mrs. Nipper Donnan knew

that he had always hated her husband, that, while as good as engaged to

Colonel Carter's daughter, he was walking the lanes with Elizabeth

Fortinbras--yes, and plotting and planning to get a fortune for her--a

fortune which would make beggars of her husband and herself, and strip

an only son of his inheritance.

To the angry woman Hugh John made no reply. He only kept silence, with

that gentle irony which is his present manner with those who grow

quarrelsome--that is, if they are not of his own sex and (approximately)

age.

He only called Nipper--and by a series of questions ascertained from him

that he knew how Hugh John had been the means of obtaining better terms

for him than he had ever hoped for, since his marriage had so offended

his father. Hugh John Picton Smith could speak no lie. He, Nipper

Donnan, would uphold this against all comers. Even in the days of the

smoutchies and the prison vault at the old Castle in the Edam Water he

had known it. Even his very enemies had known it, and had taken Hugh

John's word before the sworn oath of any one of themselves. He would

take it now, and as to his wife, if she said another word--out of the

shop she should go! She did go, slamming the door behind her. Nipper

stepped across and shot a bar with a jarring sound heard all over the

house. Then from behind the counter he thrust forth a hand, hard and

massive, towards Hugh John, who took it in his strong grip. They looked

at each other in the face, eye to eye. There was a slight shrug of

Nipper's shoulders and a toss of his head in the direction of the barred

door, which said that a man could not be responsible for his womankind,

but as for themselves, had they not fought far too often and too fairly

ever to go behind backs to do each other an injury?

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