CHAPTER XXXVII

IT is curious if one lives long enough to watch the change of taste in

books. I have no lending-library statistics at hand, but judging by the

reading of young people, or of those who read merely for their amusement,

the authors they patronise are nearly all living or very recent. What we

old stagers esteemed as classical in fiction and _belles-lettres_ are

sealed books to the present generation. It is an exception, for

instance, to meet with a young man or young woman who has read Walter

Scott. Perhaps Balzac’s reason is the true one. Scott, says he, ‘est

sans passion; il l’ignore, ou peut-être lui était-elle interdite par les

mœurs hypocrites de son pays. Pour lui la femme est le devoir incarné.

A de rares exceptions près, ses héroïnes sont absolument les mêmes . . .

La femme porte le désordre dans la société par la passion. La passion a

des accidents infinis. Peignez donc les passions, vous aurez les sources

immenses dont s’est privé ce grand génie pour être lu dans toutes les

familles de la prude Angleterre.’ Does not Thackeray lament that since

Fielding no novelist has dared to face the national affectation of

prudery? No English author who valued his reputation would venture to

write as Anatole France writes, even if he could. Yet I pity the man who

does not delight in the genius that created M. Bergeret.

A well-known author said to me the other day, he did not believe that

Thackeray himself would be popular were he writing now for the first

time—not because of his freedom, but because the public taste has

altered. No present age can predict immortality for the works of its

day; yet to say that what is intrinsically good is good for all time is

but a truism. The misfortune is that much of the best in literature

shares the fate of the best of ancient monuments and noble cities; the

cumulative rubbish of ages buries their splendours, till we know not

where to find them. The day may come when the most valuable service of

the man of letters will be to unearth the lost treasures and display

them, rather than add his grain of dust to the ever-increasing middens.

Is Carlyle forgotten yet, I wonder? How much did my contemporaries owe

to him in their youth? How readily we followed a leader so sure of

himself, so certain of his own evangel. What an aid to strength to be

assured that the true hero is the morally strong man. One does not

criticise what one loves; one didn’t look too closely into the doctrine

that, might is right, for somehow he managed to persuade us that right

makes the might—that the strong man is the man who, for the most part,

does act rightly. He is not over-patient with human frailty, to be sure,

and is apt, as Herbert Spencer found, to fling about his scorn rather

recklessly. One fancies sometimes that he has more respect for a genuine

bad man than for a sham good one. In fact, his ‘Eternal Verities’ come

pretty much to the same as Darwin’s ‘Law of the advancement of all

organic bodies’; ‘let the strong live, and the weakest die.’ He had no

objection to seeing ‘the young cuckoo ejecting its foster-brothers, or

ants making slaves.’ But he atones for all this by his hatred of cant

and hypocrisy. It is for his manliness that we love him, for his

honesty, for his indifference to any mortal’s approval save that of

Thomas Carlyle. He convinces us that right thinking is good, but that

right doing is much better. And so it is that he does honour to men of

action like his beloved Oliver, and Fritz,—neither of them paragons of

wisdom or of goodness, but men of doughty deeds.

Just about this time I narrowly missed a longed-for chance of meeting

this hero of my _penates_. Lady Ashburton—Carlyle’s Lady

Ashburton—knowing my admiration, kindly invited me to The Grange, while

he was there. The house was full—mainly of ministers or

ex-ministers,—Cornewall Lewis, Sir Charles Wood, Sir James Graham, Albany

Fonblanque, Mr. Ellice, and Charles Buller—Carlyle’s only pupil; but the

great man himself had left an hour before I got there. I often met him

afterwards, but never to make his acquaintance. Of course, I knew

nothing of his special friendship for Lady Ashburton, which we are told

was not altogether shared by Mrs. Carlyle; but I well remember the

interest which Lady Ashburton seemed to take in his praise, how my

enthusiasm seemed to please her, and how Carlyle and his works were

topics she was never tired of discussing.

The South Western line to Alresford was not then made, and I had to post

part of the way from London to The Grange. My chaise companion was a man

very well known in ‘Society’; and though not remarkably popular, was not

altogether undistinguished, as the following little tale will attest.

Frederick Byng, one of the Torrington branch of the Byngs, was chiefly

famous for his sobriquet ‘The Poodle’; this he owed to no special merit

of his own, but simply to the accident of his thick curly head of hair.

Some, who spoke feelingly of the man, used to declare that he had

fulfilled the promises of his youth. What happened to him then may

perhaps justify the opinion.

The young Poodle was addicted to practical jokes—as usual, more amusing

to the player than to the playee. One of his victims happened to be Beau

Brummell, who, except when he bade ‘George ring the bell,’ was as perfect

a model of deportment as the great Mr. Turveydrop himself. His studied

decorum possibly provoked the playfulness of the young puppy; and amongst

other attempts to disturb the Beau’s complacency, Master Byng ran a pin

into the calf of that gentleman’s leg, and then he ran away. A few days

later Mr. Brummell, who had carefully dissembled his wrath, invited the

unwary youth to breakfast, telling him that he was leaving town, and had

a present which his young friend might have, if he chose to fetch it.

The boy kept the appointment, and the Beau his promise. After an

excellent breakfast, Brummell took a whip from his cupboard, and gave it

to the Poodle in a way the young dog was not likely to forget.

The happiest of my days then, and perhaps of my life, were spent at Mr.

Ellice’s Highland Lodge, at Glenquoich. For sport of all kinds it was

and is difficult to surpass. The hills of the deer forest are amongst

the highest in Scotland; the scenery of its lake and glens, especially

the descent to Loch Hourne, is unequalled. Here were to be met many of

the most notable men and women of the time. And as the house was twenty

miles from the nearest post-town, and that in turn two days from London,

visitors ceased to be strangers before they left. In the eighteen years

during which this was my autumn home, I had the good fortune to meet

numbers of distinguished people of whom I could now record nothing

interesting but their names. Still, it is a privilege to have known such

men as John Lawrence, Guizot, Thiers, Landseer, Mérimée, Comte de

Flahault, Doyle, Lords Elgin and Dalhousie, Duc de Broglie, Pélissier,

Panizzi, Motley, Delane, Dufferin; and of gifted women, the three

Sheridans, Lady Seymour—the Queen of Beauty, afterwards Duchess of

Somerset—Mrs. Norton, and Lady Dufferin. Amongst those who have a

retrospective interest were Mr. and Lady Blanche Balfour, parents of Mr.

Arthur Balfour, who came there on their wedding tour in 1843. Mr. Arthur

Balfour’s father was Mrs. Ellice’s first cousin.

It would be easy to lengthen the list; but I mention only those who

repeated their visits, and who fill up my mental picture of the place and

of the life. Some amongst them impressed me quite as much for their

amiability—their loveableness, I may say—as for their renown; and regard

for them increased with coming years. Panizzi was one of these.

Dufferin, who was just my age, would have fascinated anyone with the

singular courtesy of his manner. Dicky Doyle was necessarily a favourite

with all who knew him. He was a frequent inmate of my house after I

married, and was engaged to dine with me, alas! only eight days before he

died. Motley was a singularly pleasant fellow. My friendship with him

began over a volume of Sir W. Hamilton’s Lectures. He asked what I was

reading—I handed him the book.

‘Ah,’ said he, ‘there’s no mental gymnastic like metaphysics.’

Many a battle we afterwards had over them. When I was at Cannes in 1877

I got a message from him one day saying he was ill, and asking me to come

and see him. He did not say how ill, so I put off going. Two days after

I heard he was dead.

Mérimée’s cynicism rather alarmed one. He was a capital caricaturist,

though, to our astonishment, he assured us he had never drawn, or used a

colour-box, till late in life. He had now learnt to use it, in a way

that did not invariably give satisfaction. Landseer always struck me as

sensitive and proud, a Diogenes-tempered individual who had been spoilt

by the toadyism of great people. He was agreeable if made much of, or

almost equally so if others were made little of.

But of all those named, surely John Lawrence was the greatest. I wish I

had read his life before it ended. Yet, without knowing anything more of

him than that he was Chief Commissioner of the Punjab, which did not

convey much to my understanding, one felt the greatness of the man

beneath his calm simplicity. One day the party went out for a

deer-drive; I was instructed to place Sir John in the pass below mine.

To my disquietude he wore a black overcoat. I assured him that not a

stag would come within a mile of us, unless he covered himself with a

grey plaid, or hid behind a large rock there was, where I assured him he

would see nothing.

‘Have the deer to pass me before they go on to you?’ he asked.

‘Certainly they have,’ said I; ‘I shall be up there above you.’

‘Well then,’ was his answer, ‘I’ll get behind the rock—it will be more

snug out of the wind.’

One might as well have asked the deer not to see him, as try to persuade

John Lawrence not to sacrifice himself for others. That he did so here

was certain, for the deer came within fifty yards of him, but he never

fired a shot.

Another of the Indian viceroys was the innocent occasion of great

discomfort to me, or rather his wife was. Lady Elgin had left behind her

a valuable diamond necklace. I was going back to my private tutor at Ely

a few days after, and the necklace was entrusted to me to deliver to its

owner on my way through London. There was no railway then further north

than Darlington, except that between Edinburgh and Glasgow. When I

reached Edinburgh by coach from Inverness, my portmanteau was not to be

found. The necklace was in a despatch-box in my portmanteau; and by an

unlucky oversight, I had put my purse into my despatch-box. What was to

be done? I was a lad of seventeen, in a town where I did not know a

soul, with seven or eight shillings at most in my pocket. I had to break

my journey and to stop where I was till I could get news of the necklace;

this alone was clear to me, for the necklace was the one thing I cared

for.

At the coach office all the comfort I could get was that the lost luggage

might have gone on to Glasgow; or, what was more probable, might have

gone astray at Burntisland. It might not have been put on board, or it

might not have been taken off the ferry-steamer. This could not be known

for twenty-four hours, as there was no boat to or from Burntisland till

the morrow. I decided to try Glasgow. A return third-class ticket left

me without a copper. I went, found nothing, got back to Edinburgh at 10

P.M., ravenously hungry, dead tired, and so frightened about the necklace

that food, bed, means of continuing my journey, were as mere death

compared with irreparable dishonour. What would they all think of me?

How could I prove that I had not stolen the diamonds? Would Lord Elgin

accuse me? How could I have been such an idiot as to leave them in my

portmanteau! Some rascal might break it open, and then, goodbye to my

chance for ever! Chance? what chance was there of seeing that luggage

again? There were so many ‘mights.’ I couldn’t even swear that I had

seen it on the coach at Inverness. Oh dear! oh dear! What was to be

done? I walked about the streets; I glanced woefully at door-steps,

whereon to pass the night; I gazed piteously through the windows of a

cheap cook’s shop, where solid wedges of baked pudding, that would have

stopped digestion for a month, were advertised for a penny a block. How

rich should I have been if I had had a penny in my pocket! But I had to

turn away in despair.

At last the inspiration came. I remembered hearing Mr. Ellice say that

he always put up at Douglas’ Hotel when he stayed in Edinburgh. I had

very little hope of success, but I was too miserable to hesitate. It was

very late, and everybody might be gone to bed. I rang the bell. ‘I want

to see the landlord.’

‘Any name?’ the porter asked.

‘No.’ The landlord came, fat, amiable looking. ‘May I speak to you in

private?’ He showed the way to an unoccupied room. ‘I think you know

Mr. Ellice?’

‘Glenquoich, do you mean?’

‘Yes.’

‘Oh, very well—he always stays here on his way through.’

‘I am his step-son; I left Glenquoich yesterday. I have lost my luggage,

and am left without any money. Will you lend me five pounds?’ I believe

if I were in the same strait now, and entered any strange hotel in the

United Kingdom at half-past ten at night, and asked the landlord to give

me five pounds upon a similar security, he would laugh in my face, or

perhaps give me in charge of a policeman.

My host of Douglas’ did neither; but opened both his heart and his

pocket-book, and with the greatest good humour handed me the requested

sum. What good people there are in this world, which that crusty old Sir

Peter Teazle calls ‘a d—d wicked one.’ I poured out all my trouble to

the generous man. He ordered me an excellent supper, and a very nice

room. And on the following day, after taking a great deal of trouble, he

recovered my lost luggage and the priceless treasure it contained. It

was a proud and happy moment when I returned his loan, and convinced him,

of what he did not seem to doubt, that I was positively not a swindler.

But the roofless night and the empty belly, consequent on an empty

pocket, was a lesson which I trust was not thrown away upon me. It did

not occur to me to do so, but I certainly might have picked a pocket,

if—well, if I had been brought up to it. Honesty, as I have often

thought since, is dirt cheap if only one can afford it.

Before departing from my beloved Glenquoich, I must pay a passing tribute

to the remarkable qualities of Mrs. Edward Ellice and of her youngest

sister Mrs. Robert Ellice, the mother of the present member for St.

Andrews. It was, in a great measure, the bright intelligence, the rare

tact, and social gifts of these two ladies that made this beautiful

Highland resort so attractive to all comers.

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