A farmer one day came to the stables to see to his beasts of burden:
among them was his favorite Ass, that was always well fed and often
carried his master. With the Farmer came his Lap-dog, who danced about
and licked his hand and frisked about as happy as could be. The Farmer
felt in his pocket, gave the Lap-dog some dainty food, and sat down
while he gave his orders to his servants. The Lap-dog jumped into his
master’s lap, and lay there blinking while the Farmer stroked his ears.
The Ass, seeing this, broke loose from his halter and commenced
prancing about in imitation of the Lap-dog. The Farmer could not hold
his sides with laughter, so the Ass went up to him, and putting his
feet upon the Farmer’s shoulder attempted to climb into his lap. The
Farmer’s servants rushed up with sticks and pitchforks and soon taught
the Ass that
“CLUMSY JESTING IS NO JOKE.”