CHAPTER I.

A JAR OF HONEY FROM MOUNT HYBLA

A JAR OF HONEY FROM MOUNT HYBLA

BY LEIGH HUNT

_ILLUSTRATED BY RICHARD DOYLE_

A NEW EDITION

LONDON

SMITH, ELDER, & CO., 15 WATERLOO PLACE

1883

TO

HORACE SMITH,

WHO, THOUGH HE SUPPRESSES THE PASTORALS WHICH HE WROTE

IN HIS YOUTH,

WILL RETAIN AS LONG AS HE LIVES,

A HEART OPEN TO EVERY NATURAL AND NOBLE IMPRESSION,

THESE PAGES,

WITHOUT HIS KNOWLEDGE, BUT CONFIDING IN HIS INDULGENCE,

ARE INSCRIBED,

BY HIS EVER GRATEFUL AND AFFECTIONATE FRIEND,

LEIGH HUNT.

CONTENTS.

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CHRISTMAS AND ITALY: OR, A PREFATORY ESSAY, SHOWING THE EXTREME

FITNESS OF THIS BOOK FOR THE SEASON 1

CHAPTER I. INTRODUCTORY.

A BLUE JAR FROM SICILY, AND A BRASS JAR FROM THE “ARABIAN

NIGHTS;” AND WHAT CAME OUT OF EACH 25

CHAPTER II. SICILY, AND ITS MYTHOLOGY.

ISLAND OF SICILY, AND MOUNT ÆTNA.--STORIES OF TYPHŒUS,

POLYPHEMUS, SCYLLA AND CHARYBDIS, GLAUCUS AND SCYLLA, ALPHEUS

AND ARETHUSA, THE SIRENS, AND THE RAPE OF PROSERPINE 34

CHAPTER III. GLANCES AT ANCIENT SICILIAN HISTORY AND BIOGRAPHY.

VICISSITUDES OF SICILIAN GOVERNMENT.--GLANCES AT PHALARIS,

STESICHORUS, EMPEDOCLES, HIERO I., SIMONIDES, EPICHARMUS,

DIONYSIUS I., DAMON AND PYTHIAS, DAMOCLES, DIONYSIUS II., DION,

PLATO, AGATHOCLES, HANNIBAL, HIERO II., THEOCRITUS, ARCHIMEDES,

MARCELLUS, VERRES; AND PARTICULARS RELATING TO GELLIAS 58

CHAPTER IV. THEOCRITUS.

PASTORAL POETRY.--SPECIMENS OF THE STRENGTH AND COMIC HUMOUR OF

THEOCRITUS.--THE PRIZE-FIGHT BETWEEN POLLUX AND AMYCUS.--THE

SYRACUSAN GOSSIPS 71

CHAPTER V. THEOCRITUS.--(CONCLUDED.)

SPECIMENS OF THE PATHOS AND PASTORAL OF THEOCRITUS.--THE CYCLOPS

IN LOVE.--POETICAL FEELING AMONG UNEDUCATED CLASSES IN THE

SOUTH.--PASSAGES FROM THEOCRITUS’S FIRST IDYLL.--HIS

VERSIFICATION AND MUSIC.--PASTORAL OF BION AND MOSCHUS 88

CHAPTER VI. NORMAN TIMES--LEGEND OF KING ROBERT.

HOW KING ROBERT OF SICILY WAS DISPOSSESSED OF HIS THRONE; AND

WHO SAT UPON IT.--HIS WRATH, SUFFERINGS, AND REPENTANCE 107

CHAPTER VII. ITALIAN AND ENGLISH PASTORAL.

TASSO’S ERMINIA AMONG THE SHEPHERDS, AND ODE ON THE GOLDEN

AGE.--GUARINI’S RETURN OF SPRING.--SHEPHERD’S VISION OF THE

HUNDRED MAIDENS IN SPENSER.--“SAD SHEPHERD” OF BEN JONSON 123

CHAPTER VIII. ENGLISH PASTORAL--(CONTINUED); AND SCOTCH PASTORAL.

FLETCHER’S “FAITHFUL SHEPHERDESS.”--PROBABLE REASON OF ITS

NON-SUCCESS.--“COMUS” AND “LYCIDAS.”--DR. JOHNSON’S “WORLD.”--

BURNS AND ALLAN RAMSAY 147

CHAPTER IX. ENGLISH PASTORAL.--(CONCLUDED.)

PASTORALS OF WILLIAM BROWNE.--PASTORAL MEN: CERVANTES,

BOCCACCIO, CHAUCER, COWLEY, THOMSON, SHENSTONE, ETC. 162

CHAPTER X. RETURN TO SICILY AND MOUNT ÆTNA.

SUBJECT OF MOUNT ÆTNA RESUMED:--ITS BEAUTIES--ITS HORRORS--

REASON WHY PEOPLE ENDURE THEM.--LOVE-STORY OF AN EARTHQUAKE 177

CHAPTER XI. BEES.

THE BEAUTIFUL NEVER TO BE THANKED TOO MUCH, OR TO BE

SUFFICIENTLY EXPRESSED.--BEES AND THEIR ELEGANCE.--THEIR ADVICE

TO AN ITALIAN POET.--WAXEN TAPERS.--A BEE DRAMA.--MASSACRES OF

DRONES.--HUMAN PROGRESSION 198

CHAPTER XII. MISCELLANEOUS FEELINGS RESPECTING SICILY, ITS MUSIC,

ITS RELIGION, AND ITS MODERN POETRY.

DANTE’S EVENING.--AVE MARIA OF BYRON.--THE SICILIAN VESPERS.--

NOTHING “INFERNAL” IN NATURE.--SICILIAN MARINER’S HYMN.--

INVOCATION FROM COLERIDGE.--PAGAN AND ROMAN CATHOLIC WORSHIP.--

LATIN AND ITALIAN COUPLET.--WINTER’S “RATTO DI PROSERPINA.”--A

HINT ON ITALIAN AIRS.--BELLINI, MELI, THE MODERN THEOCRITUS 211

OVERFLOWINGS OF THE JAR.

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THE JOURNEY TO THE FEAST (FROM THEOCRITUS) 237

ELEGY ON THE DEATH OF BION (FROM MOSCHUS) 243

THE SHIP OF HIERO 248

SERENADES IN SICILY AND NAPLES 250

SICILIAN BANDITTI IN THE YEAR 1770 255

GOOD-NATURED HOSPITALITY, AND FACETIOUS IGNORANT OLD GENTLEMAN 260

SPECIMEN OF HIGHER SOCIETY 261

POETICAL TURN OF THE SICILIANS 263

A MEETING OF ENGLISH AND SICILIAN DISHES ON CHRISTMAS-DAY 265

LIST OF ILLUSTRATIONS

DESIGNED AND DRAWN ON WOOD BY RICHARD DOYLE

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A JAR OF HONEY FROM MOUNT HYBLA (_Frontispiece_)

THE FISHERMAN AND THE GENIE 25

SICULO-SARACENIC JAR 33

THE SIRENS AND ULYSSES 34

THE RAPE OF PROSERPINE 53

PRESIDING DEITY OF HYBLA, FROM A SICILIAN COIN 57

INFANT PLATO AND THE BEES 58

FAIRY AND BEE 70

SHEPHERDESS AND FLOCK 71

THEOCRITUS, FROM THE RECEIVED PORTRAIT OF HIM 87

POLYPHEMUS 88

SICILIAN PEASANT 106

KING ROBERT AND THE ANGEL 107

KING ROBERT, FROM A SICILIAN COIN 122

SIR CALIDORE 123

TASSO 146

ELVES AND SQUIRRELS 147

SHEPHERD AND DOG 161

ENGLISH PASTORAL 162

CHAUCER 176

MOUNT ÆTNA 177

CHARLES OF ANJOU, KING OF SICILY 197

SICILIAN BEE-HIVES 198

ENGLISH BEE-HIVES 210

SICILIAN VESPERS 211

MELI, FROM A MEDALLION 235

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CHRISTMAS AND ITALY; OR A PREFATORY ESSAY, SHOWING THE EXTREME FITNESS OF

THIS BOOK FOR THE SEASON.

In one of the volumes of that celebrated French publication, the _Almanach

des Gourmands_, which sounds the depth of the merit of soups, and decides

on the distracting claims of the most affinitive relishes, there is a

frontispiece presenting to the respectful eyes of the reader a “Jury of

Tasters.” They form a board of elderly gentlemen with the most thoughtful

faces, and are in the act of chewing each his mouthful, and profoundly

ruminating on its pretensions. Having seen but this single volume of the

work, and that only for a short time (which we mention with becoming

regret), we are not qualified to report its verdicts; but one of them made

an impression on us not to be forgotten. It ran as follows:--“With this

sauce a man might eat his father.”

Now, far are we, in the most ambitious moments of our honey-making, from

aspiring at a judgment upon us like that;--sad evidence of the excesses of

imagination into which the most serious intellects may be transported, in

consequence of giving way to their appetites. One of the especial parts of

our vocation is to draw sweet out of bitter; and the only association of

ideas which these unfilial sages brought to our mind, was that of an

equally searching, but far nobler set of judges, who, when this our Honey

first made its appearance at the periodical table of Mr. Ainsworth, and

was thence diffused over the country, exclaimed from all quarters, after

the most benignant meditation, “With this sauce a man might swallow some

of the bitterest morsels of life.” “This is the condiment to sweeten every

man’s daily bread.” “There is the right Christian aroma in the sacrificial

part of the offering of these dulcitudes.”

We blush, of course, with the requisite modesty in repeating these

approvals; and, indeed, should blush a great deal more if we thought that

the contents of our Jar (as far as they originate with ourselves) had any

merit beyond such as might easily be competed with by thousands

throughout the land, upon the strength of their own thoughts and

good-will, assisted by a little reading and cheerfulness; but the truth

is, that our friends in Cornhill, having purchased the stock in

consequence of those approvals, and thinking it worth their while, after

it had been clarified and augmented, to put it into elegant vehicles of

their own, and so qualify it to be made into Christmas presents, we are

desirous to show how fit it is for that purpose; nay, how emphatically it

would have been so considered in the “good old Christmas times.”

It is true, that besides the good old Christmas times, there are such

things as good new Christmas times; and in respect to the great object of

both, we are heartily of opinion that the latter far surpass the former,

and that no literary fare for the season ever came up to the substantial

as well as exquisite food set forth for us in the pages of _Chimes_ and

_Christmas Carols_. They are nectar and ambrosia for the spirit in the

humblest shapes of the flesh. They are the sermons of the morning rescued

from the dead letter of mere assent and custom, reproduced with all the

allurements of wit and pathos, and made contributory to the greatest

practical workings of the time. And the time has no greater glory than the

fact of the conversion of satire itself to a beneficent spirit, which

(with a few occasional deviations, that must be pardoned for habit’s

sake) it obviously and largely possesses, and which it will complete ere

long, by an impartiality towards every rank and description of men.

These exceptions to our claims being admitted, we shall grow bold on the

strength of our candour; and aver, that our Jar of Honey is eminently

suited to almost all other old Christmas associations (of an unvulgar

order), while at the same time it does not omit, if it does not

prominently put forth, this modern one of the right Christian spirit; as

indeed, by the favour of the critics, has already been noticed. Christmas

amusements of old were a mixture of poetry, piety, revelry, superstition,

story-telling, and masquing, particularly Pagan and Arcadian masquing; and

here you have them all. But they were not confined to these. At no time

does talk run freer on all subjects than at Christmas, because at no time

are the animal spirits set more at liberty; and hence no topic is baulked

if it come uppermost, any more than it is in these pages. And as to the

foreign part of our title, when Shakspeare wrote his _Winter’s Tale_ (and

a Winter’s Tale was emphatically a Christmas Tale) he laid the scene of it

in the same country as that of our little Jar. Shakspeare’s Christmas Tale

is a Sicilian tale, and it presents the same mixture as we do, of old

Sicilian story and English pastoral. To be exclusively English was never

the contemplation of any Christmas talk. No later than the other day,

Coleridge wrote a play in professed imitation of the _Winter’s Tale_. He

calls it “Zapolya, a _Christmas_ Tale,” and the scene is laid in Illyria;

which, by the way, is that of Shakspeare’s _Twelfth-Night_, another play

of the season, for Twelfth-Night is included in Christmas. Indeed, if you

would banish foreign matters from Christmas, you must banish Christmas

itself. You must sweep away mince-pies, with their currants from Greece,

their cloves and mace from the Spice Islands, and their peel of lemon from

_Sicily_. You must abolish your plum-pudding, with its raisins from

Malaga, your boar’s head from Germany, chestnuts from Spain and France,

oranges from Portugal, wines every one of them, except British, all your

hot pickles, all your teas and coffees, your very twelfth-cake with its

sugar: nay, even the name of the season, to say nothing of things too

reverend to be specified. You would not have a mahogany table to dine

upon. Sixpence would not be left you to buy a cigar, nor a cigar to be

bought; and if you wished to console yourself with singing a carol, ten to

one but the tune would be taken out of your mouth, being found to belong

to Pergolese or Palestrina, or some other Italian inventor of the phrases

of melody.

Italian! Why, Italy will be talked about this Christmas at half the

tables in England, with the Pope and Mr. Cobden at its head; and we think

we see our little Blue Jar the more valued accordingly. Mr. Cobden has

returned from Italy, brimful, as such a man ought to be, of its beauties

and merits. He himself will talk plentifully about it; and others will

talk, because he has talked already. The Duke of Devonshire has been in

Italy. Lord John has an Envoy in Italy. Every reigning circle of private

and public life has had its representative visitor in that country.

Everybody, indeed, may be said to visit it every day in the newspapers, to

see how the Pope and Reform are going on; poor Sicily has been in trouble

with its “Captain Romeo” (strange link of times past and present); and Mr.

Cobden has the magnanimity to express his regret that he had not made

himself a master, when he was young, of the language of the beautiful

peninsula.

Now, one of the great objects of the present writer, for many years past,

has been to lure his readers into the love of other languages,

particularly of this most beautiful of them all. It is for this reason he

has scarcely ever quoted the most trivial expression from any one of them

without giving a version of it; knowing well, how many intelligent men

there are who would enjoy the original, if they knew it, far better than

many an accidental scholar, and who are therefore willing to have the

least glimpse of it afforded them. It has been well said, that “mankind

will cease to quarrel with one another, when they understand one another.”

Mr. Cobden, in his entertaining and instructive speech at the Manchester

Athenæum, has told us how he was struck with this conviction during his

tour. But he arrived at it before, by the intuition of a happy nature.

Why, for his own delight, does he not make himself a master of the

language he so admires? He is a reader by the fireside; and one hour’s

reading, _per diem_, would render such a man more intimate with it in the

course of a year than nine-tenths of its masters in England. But perhaps

he is such. At all events, he may have become acquainted with it

sufficiently for enjoyment; as much, for instance, as ourselves; more so,

if he speaks it; for though we read, well enough, most of the languages

that we translate, we can speak them no better than just to make our way

through Italy and France. We mention this, partly that we may not seem to

know more than we do, and partly to encourage others to learn. A little

hearty love is better in this, as in all other cases, than a heap of

indifferent knowledge. We are ashamed to say, that we know less of Greek,

in one sense of the word, than we did when young, and are obliged to look

out more words in the dictionary; for to a dictionary we are still forced

to resort, though we love the language next to Italian, and hold it in

higher admiration. But then we know our ignorance better than we did at

that time; are more aware of beauties to be enjoyed, and nice meanings to

be discovered; and the consequence is, that whenever we undertake to

translate a passage from Greek, we take our love on one side of us, and

our dictionary on the other, and before we set about it, make a point of

sifting every possible meaning and root of meaning, not excepting those in

words the most familiar to us, in order that not an atom of the writer’s

intention may be missed. We do not say, of course, that we always succeed

in detecting it; but it is not for want of painstaking.

The labour we delight in, physicks pain.

Now by a like respect for the good old maxim of “slow and sure,” and by

dint of doing a little, or even a very little, every day, there is no

lover of poetry and beauty who in the course of a few months might not be

as deep as a bee in some of the sweetest flowers of other languages; and

it is for readers of this sort that we have not only translated and

commented on Greek and other passages in the book before us, but in some

instances given intimations of the spirit in which we have studied

them;--being anxious to allure to the study such as can find time for it,

and to give some little taste of their exquisiteness to those who cannot.

For all sorts of benefits lie in a knowledge of languages, both to men out

of the world and men in it;--all additions to the stock of profit and

pleasure,--to the certainty of knowing (as the phrase is) “what to be at”

on occasions where profitable information is required; of not losing any

advantage, either of relative or of positive gain; of growing superior to

debasing fears and to ignorant and inhuman assumptions; and above all, of

assisting the great cause of the advancement and mutual intercourse of all

men, which shall put an end to narrow-minded ideas of profit and loss, and

open up that moral, and intellectual, and cordial as well as commercial

Free Trade, without which we should remain little better for ever than a

parcel of ill-taught children, willing, if not able, to cheat one another

in corners. But all this cannot be done, unless knowledge and taste go

hand-in-hand; or, in other words, unless we learn to perceive the finally

pleasurable, as well as the intermediately profitable; otherwise, when we

come to the end of our gain, we shall be but at the beginning of a sense

of our unfitness to enjoy it; and this, too, after missing a thousand

graces by the way. Supposing health, for instance, and other favourable

circumstances to have been on a par, which of any two men in the age of

Shakspeare was the more capable of enjoying the whole round of his

Christmas holidays,--he who had plenty of money to disburse for them, but

no taste for their plays and pageants beyond what was shared by everybody

who had eyes and ears; or he who understood all the beauties of their

imagery and their allusions; who saw their colours with the eye of a

painter, and heard their words with the apprehension of a poet; to whom

the music was not a mere prettiness to patronise, or movement to beat time

to, but an interweaving of shapes of grace and circles of harmony; to whom

gods indeed descended from heaven, and nymphs brought back ages of gold;

to whom terror itself was but a passing phase of the operation of good;

and by, as well as for, whom, some justice, however small, was thus done

to that magnificence of sight and suggestiveness with which heaven has

adorned the universe, and that tendency to hope the best of all things

which no seeming contradiction can do away? To feel thus is not only to be

able to endure the perplexities presented to the mind by Christmas itself,

its poor, and its polemics, but to pass the “flaming bounds” of telescope

and microscope, and repose in serenities beyond the finite.

We have been led into an unexpected strain of enthusiasm and exaltation;

but this is as natural to the season as a church-organ, or as the memory

of the Sermon on the Mount. Christmas sees fair play to all reasonable

moods of mind, the cheerful being predominant, as the height of reason.

After church comes an interval, and after the interval dinner, which is a

mixture of the serious and the lively; solid as to the beef and pudding,

but light as regards the laughter and the whipped syllabub. Then ensue

pastimes for a succession of days, including Twelfth-Day, with reading of

books in the morning, and cards and conversation at night; the young

chiefly being the players at the once courtly games of forfeits and “Bob,”

and the old the performers at whist and the wine-bottle. Our modern

Christmas entertainments will not bear comparison for vigour of enjoyment

with those of our ancestors before Cromwell’s time, either out of doors or

in. They have never recovered the blow given them by the invidious

heaviness of the Puritans. But to make amends, we have refined on some of

their pleasures; have multiplied others, as in the case of the theatres;

and we possess an overflow of their own favourite reading, such as their

poets might have envied us. Rare manuscripts have been set free in popular

editions; we read the stories which our ancestors used to tell, with

thousands of new novels to boot; Christmas alone brings with it a shower

of gorgeous and sometimes admirable publications, as if flowers came

pouring down with its snow; and in fine, beloved reader, here is our (and

your) Jar of Honey, full of the sweet Paganism that was dear to the

Shakspeares and Miltons, of the Pastoral which they loved also, of the

right Christmas adventures of _King Robert of Sicily_, (which they perused

under another title in the _Gesta Romanorum_,) of all sorts of good

Italianate things, (then, as now, looked upon with wonderful curiosity and

respect;) and finally, if loving wishes deceive us not, a sample and

prelibation of that quintessential extract of the spirit of Christianity

itself, the effect of which is to take away all doubt respecting the

celestial balsam, and to make men wonder how they came to mistake for it

anything containing the least taste of the fiery, the bitter, or the sour.

If the great and good Pope now reigning (for such he seems to be, in spite

of some official drawbacks) has goodness enough to feel the wish, and

could ever find greatness enough in him to dare to venture the act, of

summoning a new Council of the Church, that should set on its altar this

pure and unadulterated attraction of all hearts, instead of the unseemly

manufactures of Councils of Trent and Priests of St. Januarius, he would

give St. Peter’s its only final chance of continuing to be the throne of

the Christian world, and of flourishing under the sweet and only desirable

blossom, that shall have done some day for ever with its thorns.

But to return from these altitudes. The story of King Robert, we beg

leave to say, is an especial delight of our soul, and gave us some

exquisite moments in the writing. How came Shakspeare to let such a

subject escape him? or Beaumont and Fletcher? or Decker? or any of the

great and loving spirits that abounded in that romantic age? It was extant

in manuscript; it abounded, under another name, in print; it presented the

most striking dramatic points; extremes of passion were in the characters;

pride and its punishment were in it; humility and its reward; a court, a

chapel, an angel; pomp, music, satire, buffoonery, sublimity, tears. O

Fate! give us a dozen years more life, and a lift in our faculties,

immense; and let us try still if even our own verses cannot do something

with it.

There is not, we will venture to say, a single portion of our Jar, which

does not contain appropriate reading for Christmas.

The first chapter concerns the _Arabian Nights_; and every little boy

knows that the _Arabian Nights_ are reading for all seasons, particularly

holidays.

The second chapter is full of the Fairy Tales of Antiquity; things which

people used to relate round their fires during the ancient Saturnalia,

just as our ancestors used to do at Christmas, and as boys read them

still. And the Saturnalia were not only, to the ancients, what the

Christmas holidays are to us, but the veritable parents and progenitors

of those holidays, as every antiquary knows. It is doubtful whether

Macrobius, who wrote a _Saturnalia_, or Christmas Holiday Book, of his

time, was a Pagan or a Christian; but, at all events, his book is full of

every kind of miscellaneous reading and gossiping, from Scipio’s Dream

down to a scandalous anecdote and a disputed passage in Virgil. Such was

the pastime, he tells us, at that season, of the best-informed circles at

Rome.

Our third chapter contains, among other Saturnalian subjects, the story of

the truly Christmas-like personage, Gellias, one of the wittiest and most

hospitable of entertainers, a noble-hearted merchant-prince, who kept

seven hundred gallons of wine in his house, and was famous for making his

workmen happy.

Our fourth and fifth chapters, besides some Saturnalian stories, include

an account of an ancient holiday, full of gossip, and show, and leafy

boughs, together with a vast deal of Pastoral,--a summer recollection, to

which Christmas has always been fond of reverting, at least in books and

among the poets; probably on the principle of extremes meeting, and by a

happy rule of contraries. It is observable how fond we are at Christmas of

what our forefathers used to call “greens,” that is to say, boughs and

flowers and everything which can force the summer, as it were, to remain

with us by our firesides.

The sixth chapter is our beloved subject, the story of King Robert

aforesaid.

The seventh brings us, through Italian Pastoral, to the Christmas poetical

entertainments of our ancestors.

In the eighth and ninth we are in the Old English Poetical Works. In the

tenth at Mount Ætna with its stories. In the eleventh with the Bees. In

the twelfth with the musical services of the Church, with cheerful pieties

of all sorts, and with the jovial Sicilian poet, Meli, one of the most

universal of men.

Some persons have fancied that our book would be too learned! The most

unlearned of such readers as we hope to possess will see what a notion

this is, and to what plain English all our Greek and Latin has turned. We

have the greatest contempt for learning, merely so called; together with

the greatest respect for it when it sees through the dead letter of time

and words into the spirit that concerns all ages and all descriptions of

men. Every clever unlearned man in England, rich and poor, if we had the

magic to do it, should be gifted to-morrow with all the learning that

would adorn and endear his commerce to him, his agriculture, and the

poorest flower-pot at his window. It would satisfy the longings that are

born with such a man, and are natural to his powers; and would enable him,

while he no longer envied such right parliamentary quoters of Virgil as

the Minister, or Macaulay, or Sir Robert, or Brougham, or Lord Ellesmere,

or Lord Morpeth, or Fox, to laugh at such educated ignoramuses as A, B,

and C, who, though the classics were beaten into their heads at school,

have no more real taste for what they quote, than the wall has for the

pictures that are hung upon it with nail and hammer.

Spirit is everything, and letter is nothing; except inasmuch as it is a

vehicle for spirit. “The letter killeth, but the spirit giveth life.” A

learned quotation is as ridiculous in some people’s mouths as a flower

would be stuck in the mouth of a barber’s block. What would the best

claret be to one that could not perceive the odour of it? or the nicest of

mince-pies, or college-puddings, to a mouth that had no taste? We are but

dull ourselves in such matters (the more’s the pity), and would fain

share, when at table, the nicest discernments of sharp and sweet,

possessed by the luckier palates around us; but we should only laugh at

the poor devil of a pretender, who, with nothing but a palate of silver,

and no taste at all, should affect to emulate the _Almanach des

Gourmands_, and give his opinion of the contending sauces.

May we take, by the way, a Saturnalian liberty, and ask Members of

Parliament why they quote no language but Latin, and in Latin no writers

but Virgil and Horace? We believe there is an occasional venture on

Lucretius, and perhaps on Juvenal. Also, two passages from Ovid, one in

praise of the Fine Arts, and another about preferring wrong pursuits to

right perceptions. But French has lately been thought worthy of

cultivation, even at public schools; almost every man of rank speaks it,

and Italian is an ordinary accomplishment. Ariosto, Berni, and others,

would supply an admirable crop of new parliamentary quotations; or, if

there was a fear of the delicacy of the pronunciation, what hinders us

from being refreshed with something from Molière, La Fontaine, Pascal, or

a hundred other wits and thinkers among our gallant neighbours? New paths

of quotation are due to railroads and Free Trade. There would be a sort of

extension of Parliament itself into Paris and Rome, if we occasionally

spoke the languages of those illustrious cities. France and Italy would be

pleased; books benefited; politics smoothed; intercourse gladdened and

enlarged. Even a bit of Greek might be ventured upon, if short and sweet;

and Mr. Hume feel relieved in hearing (on the authority of the philosophic

Hesiod) that “half” was “better than the whole” (πλέον ἥμισυ παντός).

The reverend maxim we have quoted respecting spirit and letter reminds us

of a little Christmas story which has never been in print, and which, in

accordance with the season, we shall take this opportunity of relating.

It was brought to our recollection by meeting with the following exquisite

passage from Bacon:--

“As those wines which flow from the first treading of the grape are

sweeter and better than those forced out by the press, which gives

them the roughness of the husk and the stone, so are those doctrines

best and sweetest which flow from _a gentle crush_ of the Scriptures,

and are not wrung into controversies and commonplaces.”

That metaphor of the “husk” is one that has haunted us (so to speak), in

connexion with the subject here alluded to, for half our lives; not

suggested, we beg leave to say, by the great philosopher--(qualified

though he be to suggest hundreds of things to us beyond our powers of

origination)--but by the greater force of the necessity of admitting evil

and reconciling it to good. And in that point of view the husk we allude

to is nobler than Bacon’s, or at least, than what seems to have been in

his construction of the word; for we took it in the light of a necessary

enclosure and safeguard of a future bud. But to drop this collateral

reminiscence, and come to our story. It is entitled

THE ELIXIR AND THE VIALS.

Once on a time there was a dispute respecting the possession of a

certain elixir, called by some Flower of Thorn, by others Spirit of

Lily, by others Spirit of Love, and by others various other names not

necessary to mention, but agreed by all to produce the most wonderful

effects on the mind, of peace and benevolence. The parties who laid

claim to the glory and emoluments of this possession, said it was kept

in a particular kind of vial distinguishable from every other, and

belonging exclusively to one single proprietor; and each claimant

declared, nay swore, that he was that one. Indeed, it was remarkable,

that for persons valuing themselves on the possession of an essence,

or spirit, producing such gentle effects, they were, most of them,

wonderfully given to swearing, not hesitating to use the most

extraordinary oaths, both in assertion of their own claims, and in

condemnation of those of the rest. One of these gentlemen, holding up

his vial, which was a very pretty thing to look at, exclaimed that

every man might be,----nay, was----(we do not like to repeat the

word), who did not see plainly that that was the only spirit. Another

uttered the very same threats, though he held up a vial of a totally

different appearance. The case was the same with a third, a fourth,

and a fifth, nay, with a fiftieth. There was nothing to be seen but a

flourishing of vials, and nothing to be heard but a storm of voices.

At length, from words (as might be expected of such words) they

proceeded to blows; and what was very astonishing, they were so moved

and provoked out of their wits as to convert their respective vials

into weapons of offence, and so absolutely endeavour to fight it out

with the fragile materials.

The consequences may be guessed. Not only were heads broken, but the

vials also; and not only did the spirit in the vials evaporate, but by

the fury of the combatants, both before and after the breakage, it

became manifest that no such thing as a spirit producing the effects

they pretended, had been in the vials at all.

The scene ended with the laughter of the spectators; and worse

consequences might have ensued, but for the appearance of a third set

of persons bringing forward another vial. It was totally unlike all

the former, except in one part of it; and this part, which was of the

real crystal which the others only pretended to be, was said to

contain, and did absolutely contain, the veritable peace-making

elixir, as was proved by a very simple but incontrovertible

circumstance; namely, the peace-making itself. The proprietors neither

swore, nor threatened, nor fought, nor tried to identify the vial with

its contents. They proved the effect of those contents upon themselves

by the friendliest behaviour towards all parties present; and though

they had a long and difficult task to induce their rivals to taste it,

yet no sooner had they done so, than the whole place became a scene of

the most enchanting reasonableness and serenity. Everybody embraced

his neighbour with the kindest words, and the combatants themselves

did not scruple to wonder how they could have missed perceiving the

presence of an odour so sweet, so unadulterated, so unquestionable, so

tranquillizing, and so divine.

This story is not so good as Robert of Sicily, or as one that we shall

relate presently; but it is not inferior to either in the conclusions that

may be drawn from it; and assuredly (except from the edification to be

drawn from scandals themselves) it is better than the histories of all the

controversies that have agitated the schools of East and West. As to that

of the Sicilian King, we are so fond of it that we cannot help taking the

opportunity it affords us of thanking the young artist who has illustrated

it, and who, after distinguishing himself with the public for his humour,

has shown in these pages so much promise of a more serious order. He has

not chosen to give his angel much bodily substance; perhaps the better to

intimate the spiritual nature of the being, and give the more supernatural

solemnity to his departure. But nobody can doubt the solidity which

accompanies the grace of King Robert; and the royal penitent has been

judiciously reinvested with the garb of his rank, the moment he resumes

his personal identity. We must be allowed also to express our sense of

the Poussin-like figure of Polyphemus at page 88, with his lumpish but not

ungraceful shoulders (fit symbols of the heaviness of his mind); nor can

we omit noticing the truly pastoral grace and simplicity of the

Shepherdess at page 71, who is leading a flock full of nature and

movement; and we are particularly thankful for the fidelity with which the

artist has transferred to paper the sensitive and benignant profile of the

Sicilian poet Meli, a cast of a medallion of whose likeness we have the

good fortune to possess. Mr. Doyle, throughout his drawings, has shown

great attention to costume and other such proprieties; one of the

evidences of that regard for truth, without which no art of any kind can

ever come to perfection.

We shall conclude this article with a brief Christmas story to which there

is an allusion in the one above mentioned, and which we hold to be worth,

at least, some nine hundred and forty thousand sermons. It is entitled

THE ELEVEN COMMANDMENTS.

A certain bishop who lived some hundred years ago, and who was very

unlike what is reported of her Majesty’s new almoner; also very unlike

the Christian bishops of old, before titles were invented for them;

very unlike Fenelon too, who nevertheless had plenty of titles; very

unlike St. Francis de Sales, who was for talking nothing but “roses;”

very unlike St. Vincent de Paul, who founded the Sisterhood of

Charity; very unlike Rundle, who “had a heart,” and Berkeley, who had

“every virtue under heaven,” and that other exquisite bishop (we blush

to have forgotten his name), who was grieved to find that he had a

hundred pounds at his banker’s when the season had been so bad for the

poor;--this highly unresembling bishop, who, nevertheless, was like

too many of his brethren,--that is to say, in times past (for there is

no bishop, now, at least in any quarter of England, who is not

remarkable for meekness, and does not make a point of turning his

right cheek to be smitten, the moment you have smitten his

left);--this unepiscopal, and yet not impossible bishop, we say, was

once accosted, during a severe Christmas, by a Parson Adams kind of

inferior clergyman, and told a long story of the wants of certain poor

people, of whose cases his lordship was unaware. What the dialogue

was, which led to the remark we are about to mention, the reporters of

the circumstance do not appear to have ascertained; but it seems that,

the representations growing stronger and stronger on one side, and the

determination to pay no attention to them acquiring proportionate

vigour on the other, the clergyman was moved to tell the bishop that

his lordship did not understand his “eleven commandments.”

“Eleven commandments!” cried the bishop; “why, fellow, you are drunk.

Who ever heard of an eleventh commandment? Depart, or you shall be put

in the stocks.”

“Put thine own pride and cruelty in the stocks,” retorted the good

priest, angered beyond his Christian patience, and preparing to return

to the sufferers for whom he had pleaded in vain. “I say there are

_eleven_ commandments, _not_ ten, and that it were well for such

flocks as you govern, if it were added, as it ought to be, to the

others over the tables in church. Does your lordship remember--do you

in fact know anything at all of Him who came on earth to do good to

the poor and woeful, and who said, ‘Behold, I give unto you a _new

commandment_, LOVE ONE ANOTHER?’”

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A JAR OF HONEY FROM MOUNT HYBLA.

CHAPTER I.

INTRODUCTORY.

A BLUE JAR FROM SICILY, AND A BRASS JAR FROM THE “ARABIAN NIGHTS;” AND

WHAT CAME OUT OF EACH.

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Passing one day by the shop of Messrs. Fortnum and Mason in Piccadilly, we

beheld in the window a little blue jar, labelled, “Sicilian Honey.”--It

was a jar of very humble pretensions, if estimated according to its price

in the market. Perhaps it might have been worth, as a piece of ware,

about threepence; and, contents and all, its price did not exceed

eighteenpence. People who condescend to look at nothing but what is

costly, and who, being worth a vast deal of money at their bankers’, are

not aware that they are poor devils as men, would have infallibly despised

it; or, at the very utmost, they would have associated it in their minds

with nothing but the confectioner or the store-room. On the other hand, it

might have reminded a Cavendish or a Gower of his Titians and Correggios;

and a Rogers would surely have looked twice at it, for the sake of his

Stothard and his _Italy_. And the poet and the noble dukes would have been

right, not only in the spirit of their recollections, but to the very

letter; for the deep beautiful blue was the same identical blue, the

result of the same mineral, by which such an effect is retained in old

pictures; and the shape of the jar was as classical as that of many a vase

from the antique. Antiquity, indeed, possessed an abundance of precisely

such jars. Furthermore, when you held the jar in the sun, a spot of

insufferable radiance came in the middle of its cheek, like a very laugh

of light. Then it contained honey--a thing which strikes the dullest

imaginations with a sense of sweetness and the flowers; and in addition to

the word “honey” outside, was the word “Sicilian”--a very musical and

meminiscent word.

Now in consequence of this word “Sicilian,” by a certain magical process,

not unlike that of the seal of the mighty Solomon, which could put an

enormous quantity of spirit into a wonderfully small vessel, the inside of

our blue jar (for be sure we bought it) became enriched, beyond its honey,

to an extent which would appear incredible to any readers but such as we

have the honour to address, doubtless the most intelligent of their race.

To introduce it, however, even to them, in a manner befitting their

judgment, it is proper that we call to their recollection the history of a

previous jar of their acquaintance, to which the foregoing paragraph

contains an allusion.

They will be pleased to call to mind that eighteen hundred years after the

death of Solomon, and during the reign of the King of the Black Isles, who

was (literally) half petrified by the conduct of his wife, a certain

fisherman, after throwing his nets to no purpose, and beginning to be in

despair, succeeded in catching a jar of brass. The brass, to be sure,

seemed the only valuable thing about the jar; but the fisherman thought he

could, at least, sell it for old metal. Finding, however, that it was very

heavy, and furthermore closed with a seal, he wisely resolved to open it

first, and see what could be got out of it.

He therefore took a knife--(we quote from Mr. Torrens’s _Arabian Nights_,

not out of disregard for that other interesting version by our excellent

friend Mr. Lane, but we have lent his first volume, and Galland does not

contain the whole passage; he seems to have thought it would frighten the

ladies of his day)--the fisherman, therefore, “took a knife,” says Mr.

Torrens, and “worked at the tin cover till he had separated it from the

jar; and he put it down by his side on the ground. Then he shook the jar,

to tumble out whatever might be in it, and found in it not a thing. So he

marvelled with extreme amazement. But presently there came out of the jar

a vapour, and it rose up towards the heavens, and reached along the face

of the earth; and after this, the vapour reached its height, and

condensed, and became compact, and waved tremulously, and became an Ufreet

(evil spirit), his head in the clouds, and his foot on the soil, _his head

like a dome_, _his hand like a harrow_, his two legs like pillars, his

mouth like a pit, _his teeth like large stones_, and his nostrils like

_basins_, and his eyes were two lamps, _austere and louring_. Now, when

the fisherman _saw that Ufreet_, his muscles shivered, and his teeth

chattered, _and his palate was dried up_, and he knew not where he was.”

This, by the way, is a fine horrible picture, and very like an Ufreet; as

anybody must know, who is intimate with that delicate generation. We are

acquainted with nothing that beats it in its way, except the description

of another in the _Bahar Danush_, who, while sleeping on the ground, draws

the pebbles towards him with his breath, and sends them back again as it

goes forth; though a little further on, in the _Arabian Nights_, is an

Ufreet of a most accomplished ugliness--namely, “_the lord of all that is

detestable to look at_!” What a jurisdiction! And the “lord” too! Fancy a

viscount of that description.

The fright and astonishment conceived by the fisherman at the taste thus

given him of this highly concentrated spirit of _Jinn_ (for such is the

generic Eastern term for the order to which the Ufreet belongs) were not,

however, the only things he got out of his jar. An incarceration of

eighteen hundred years at the bottom of the ocean, under the seal of the

mighty Solomon, had taught its prisoner a little more respect for that

kind of detainder than he had been wont to exhibit; the fisherman exacted

from him an oath of good treatment in the event of his being set free; and

the consequence was, that after the adventures of the coloured fish, of

the appearance of the lady out of the wall, and of the semi-petrifaction

of the King of the Black Islands with his lonely voice, our piscatory

friend is put in possession of his majesty’s throne. So here is an Ufreet

as high as the clouds, fish that would have delighted Titian, (they were

blue, white, yellow, and red,) a lady, full-dressed, issuing out of a

kitchen wall, a king half-turned to stone by his wife, a throne given to a

fisherman, and half-a-dozen other phenomena, _all resulting from one poor

brazen jar_, into which when the fisherman first looked, he saw nothing in

it.

A brass jar by the ocean’s brim,

A yellow brass jar was to him,

And it was nothing more.

Now we might have expected as little from our earthen jar, as the future

monarch did from his jar of metal, had not some circumstances in our life

made us acquainted with the philosophy and occult properties of jars; but

such having been the case, no lover of the _Arabian Nights_ (which is

another term for a reader with a tendency to the universal) will be

surprised at the quantity and magnitude of the things that arose before

our eyes out of the little blue jar in the window of Messrs. Fortnum and

Mason.

“Sicilian Honey.”--We had no sooner read those words, than Theocritus rose

before us, with all his poetry.

Then Sicily arose--the whole island--particularly Mount Ætna. Then Mount

Hybla, with its bees.

Then Rucellai (the Italian poet of the bees) and his predecessor Virgil,

and Acis and Galatea, and Polyphemus, a pagan Ufreet, but mild--mitigated

by love, as Theocritus has painted him.

Then the _Odyssey_, with the giant in his fiercer days, before he had sown

his wild rocks; and the Sirens; and Scylla and Charybdis; and Ovid; and

Alpheus and Arethusa; and Proserpina, and the Vale of Enna--names, which

bring before us whatever is blue in skies, and beautiful in flowers or in

fiction.

Then Pindar, and Plato; and Archimedes (who made enchantments real), and

Cicero (who discovered his tomb), and the Arabs with their architecture,

and the Normans with their gentlemen who were to found a sovereignty, and

the beautiful story of King Robert and the Angel, and the Sicilian Vespers

(horribly so called), and the true Sicilian Vespers, the gentle “_Ave

Maria_,” closing every evening, as it does still, in peace instead of

blood, and ascending from blue seas into blue heavens out of white-sailed

boats.

Item, Bellini, and his Neapolitan neighbour Paesiello.

Item, the modern Theocritus, not undeservedly so called; to wit, the Abate

Giovanni Meli, possibly of Grecian stock himself--for his name is the

Greek as well as Sicilian for honey.

Then, every other sort of pastoral poetry, Italian and English, and

Scotch--Tasso, and Guarini, and Fletcher, and Jonson, and William Brown,

and Pope, and Allan Ramsay.

Item, earthquakes, vines, convents, palm-trees, mulberries, pomegranates,

aloes, citrons, rocks, gardens, banditti, pirates, furnaces under the sea,

the most romantic landscapes and vegetation above it, guitars, lovers,

serenades, and the never-to-be-too-often-mentioned blue skies and blue

waters, whose azure (on the concentrating Solomon-seal principle) appeared

to be specially represented by our little blue jar.

Lastly, the sweetness, the melancholy, the birth, the life, the death, the

fugitive evil, the constant good, the threatening Ætna making every moment

of life precious, and the moment of life so precious, and breathing such a

pure atmosphere, as to enable fear itself to laugh at, nay, to love the

threatening Ætna, and play with it as with a great planetary lion to which

it has become used.

From all this heap of things, or any portion of them, or anything which

they may suggest, we propose, as from so many different flowers, to

furnish our Jar of Honey, careless whether the flower be sweet or bitter,

provided the result (with the help of his good-will) be not un-sweet to

the reader. For honey itself is not gathered from sweet flowers only;

neither can much of it be eaten without a qualification of its dulcitude

with some plainer food. It can hardly be supposed to be as sweet to the

bees themselves, as it is to us. Evil is so made to wait upon good in this

world--to quicken it by alarm, to brighten it by contrast, and render it

sympathetic by suffering--that although there is quite enough

superabundance of it to incite us to its diminution (Nature herself

impelling us to do so), yet tears have their delight, as well as laughter;

and laughter itself is admonished by tears and pain not to be too

excessive. Laughter has occasioned death:--tears have saved more than

life. The readers, therefore, will not suppose that we intend (supposing

even that we were able) to _cloy_ them with sweets. We hope that they will

occasionally look very grave over their honey. We should not be

disconcerted, if some bright eyes even shed tears over it.

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