THE VAGABOND BACHELOR.

In the great wilderness of the north, midway between Hudson’s Bay and

Lake Ontario, lies a beautiful sheet of water called Stone Lake. It is

surrounded with hills, which are covered with a dense forest, and the

length thereof is about twelve miles. On the shore of this lake there

stood, in the olden time, an Ottawa village, and the most notorious

vagabond in said village was an old bachelor. He was a kind-hearted

rogue, and though he pretended to have a cabin of his own, he spent the

most of his time lounging about the wigwams of his friends, where he was

treated with the attention usually bestowed upon the oldest dog of an

Indian village. The low cunning for which he was distinguished made him

the laughing-stock of all who knew him, and his proverbial cowardice had

won for him the contempt of all the hunters and warriors. Whenever a war

party was convened for the purpose of pursuing an enemy, Wis-ka-go-twa,

or the White Liver, always happened to be in the woods; but when they

returned, singing their songs of victory, the vagabond bachelor

generally mingled conspicuously with the victors.

But, in process of time, Wis-ka-go-twa took it into his head to get

married, and from that moment began the troubles of his life. As soon as

his resolution had become known among the young women of the village,

they came together in secret council, and unanimously agreed that not

one of them would ever listen to the expected proposals of the bachelor,

for they thought him too great a coward to enjoy the pleasures of

matrimony. Years elapsed, and the vagabond was still in the enjoyment of

his bachelorhood.

In the meanwhile a beautiful maiden, named Muck-o-wiss, or the

Whipporwill, had budded into the full maturity of life. She was the

chief attraction of the village, and the heart of many a brave warrior

and expert hunter had been humbled beneath her influence. Among those

who had entered her lodge in the quiet night, and whispered the story of

his love, was Wis-ka-go-twa. She deigned not to reply to his avowals,

and he became unhappy. He asked the consent of her father to their

union, and he said that he had no objections provided the daughter was

willing. It so happened, however, that the maiden was not willing, for

she was a member of that female confederacy which had doomed the

vagabond lover to the miseries of single life. Time passed on, and he

was the victim of a settled melancholy.

The sunny days of autumn were nearly numbered, and an occasional blast

from the far north had brought a shudder to the breast of Wis-ka-go-twa,

for they reminded him of the long winter which he was likely to spend in

his wigwam alone. He pondered upon the gloomy prospect before him, and

in his frenzy made the desperate resolution that he would, by any means

in his power, obtain the love of his soft-eyed charmer. He consequently

began to exert himself in his daily hunts, and whenever he obtained an

uncommonly fat beaver, or large bear, he carefully deposited it before

the lodge of Muck-o-wiss, and he now mingled, more frequently than ever

before, in the various games of the village, and was not behind his more

youthful rivals in jumping and playing ball. In a variety of ways did he

obtain renown, but it was at the expense of efforts which nearly

deprived him of life. Again did he sue for the smiles of Muck-o-wiss,

but she told him he was an old man, and that he did not wear in his hair

a single plume of the eagle, to show that he had ever taken a scalp.

The disappointed vagabond now turned his attention to war. It so

happened, however, that a permanent peace had been established between

the Ottawas and the neighboring tribes, so that our hero was baffled on

this score also. But he had heard it reported in the village that a

party of Iroquois warriors had been seen on that side of the Great Lake,

and as they were heartily hated by his own tribe, he conceived the idea

of absenting himself for a few days, for the purpose of playing a

deceptive game upon the maiden of his love and the entire population of

the village where he lived. Having formed his determination, he kept it

entirely to himself, and on a certain morning he launched his canoe upon

the lake and disappeared, as if going upon a hunting expedition.

Four or five days had elapsed, and the vagabond bachelor was not yet

returned. On the afternoon of the sixth day, a couple of Indian boys,

who had been frolicking away the morning in the woods, returned to the

village in an uncommonly excited mood. They visited almost every wigwam,

and related a grand discovery which they had made. While chasing a deer

into a secluded bay, about ten miles down the lake, they announced that

they had seen Wis-ka-go-twa engaged in a most singular employment. They

were aware of his peculiar reputation, and when they saw him in this

out-of-the-way place, they watched him in silence from behind a fallen

tree. The first act which they saw him perform was, to shoot into the

side of his little canoe some twenty of his flint-headed arrows, which

mutilated the canoe in a most disgraceful manner. He next took some

unknown instrument, and inflicted a number of severe wounds upon his

arms and legs. But the deepest incision which he made was on his leg,

just above the knee, into which they were astonished to see him place,

with a small stick, a kind of white material, which resembled the dry

shell of a turtle. All this being accomplished, they saw the vagabond

embark in his leaky canoe, as if about to return to the village. They

suspected the game that was being played, so they made the shortest cut

home and related the foregoing particulars.

An hour or two passed on, and, as the sun was setting, the villagers

were attracted by a canoe upon the lake. They watched it with peculiar

interest, and found that it was steadily approaching. Presently it made

its appearance within hailing distance, when it was discovered to be

occupied by the vagabond bachelor. Every man, woman, and child

immediately made their appearance on the shore, apparently for the

purpose of welcoming the returning hunter, but in reality with a view of

enjoying what they supposed would turn out a good joke. The hunter

looked upon the crowd with evident satisfaction, but he manifested his

feelings in a very novel manner, for he was momentarily uttering a

long-drawn groan, as if suffering from a severe wound. As the canoe

touched the sand it was found to be half full of bloody water, and one

of the sides had evidently been fired into by the arrows of an enemy. A

murmur ran through the crowd that Wis-ka-go-twa must have had a dreadful

time, and he was called upon to give the particulars, when he did so in

a few words. He had been overtaken, he said, by a party of Iroquois,

consisting of some twenty men, who attacked him while he was pursuing a

bear, and though he succeeded in killing four of his rascally pursuers,

his canoe had been sadly mutilated, and he had received a wound which he

feared would be the cause of his death. In due time the wound was

revealed to the public eye, and the young women turned away with a

shudder; and then the vagabond bachelor was conveyed to his lodge, and

the medicine-man sent for to administer relief.

A day or two elapsed, and the poor hunter was evidently in a bad way.

They asked him what individual in the village he would have to attend

him. He expressed a preference for the father of Muck-o-wiss, who came

and faithfully attended to his duties as a nurse; but the sick was not

yet satisfied. “Whom will you have now?” asked the old man, and the name

of Muck-o-wiss trembled on the lips of the sick lover. His chief desire

was granted, and for three days did the maiden attend to the little

wants of her unfortunate lover. Another day, and he was rapidly mending.

He was now so nearly restored that the maiden began to talk of returning

to her mother’s wigwam. This intelligence roused the hunter from his bed

of furs, and he once more avowed his undying attachment to the charming

maiden. She repulsed him with a frown, and retired from the lodge; so

the hunter was again sadly disappointed. The maiden hastened to tell the

news to all the women of the village, and after they had enjoyed

themselves for upwards of an hour, Muck-o-wiss returned to the wigwam of

her lover, and told him that she would become his wife on one condition,

which was, that on the day he should succeed in killing five bears, on

that day would she enter his lodge and make it her permanent home. For

an Indian to kill five bears on one day was considered a remarkable

feat, and the roguish Muck-o-wiss thought herself secure.

Days passed on, and the vagabond bachelor was again restored to sound

health and devoting himself to the chase. It was just the season when

the black bear takes up its annual journey for the south, and the hunter

had discovered a narrow place in the lake, where the animals were in the

habit of coming. It was the last day of autumn, and early in the morning

he had stationed himself in a good ambush. By the time the sun cast a

short shadow, he had killed three fine specimens, and placed them before

the lodge of his intended wife. The middle of the afternoon arrived, and

he had deposited the fourth animal at the same place. The sunset hour

was nigh at hand, and the hunter had killed and placed in his canoe the

fifth and largest bear that he had ever seen. The happiest hour of the

poor man’s life was now surely nigh at hand. Impatiently did he paddle

his way home. The villagers saw that the vagabond bachelor had been

successful, and Muck-o-wiss and all her female companions were filled

with consternation. But the truly heroic warriors, who had striven in

vain to win the love of the village beauty, were not only astonished,

but indignant, for they could not bear the idea of losing, in such a

manner, the prize which had urged them on in the more noble deeds of

war. But now has the canoe once more reached the shore. Upon his back

has the hunter lifted his prize, and up the bank is he toiling and

staggering along with the immense load, and now has he fixed his eyes

upon the lodge where he is hoping to receive his promised bride. His

heart flutters with tumultuous joy—his knees tremble from fatigue—a

strange faintness passes over his brain—he reels from his upright

position—the bear falls to the ground—and the vagabond bachelor is—dead.

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