A SCANDALMONGRIAN ROMANCE.

(_By Francis Scribble._)

[_The following article, specially written for us by the Author of "Ten

Frail Beauties of the Restoration," "Tales Told by a Royal Washerwoman,"

etc., is another important contribution to the literature of the Royal

Dirty-Linen Bag._]

A day or two ago a short notice in the papers told of the death of Mrs.

Maria Tubbs at Cannes; but few, if any, of those who read that brief

announcement will have recognised in it the close of one of the most

amazing careers of the nineteenth century. Yet little surprise need be

expressed at this general ignorance, for who would think to find under

that somewhat common-place name the ravishingly beautiful Maria

Cotherstone, who, forty years ago, was swept by Fate into the track of

the late King of Scandalmongria, and well-nigh caused that singularly

unstable bark to founder? It is with the kindly object of rescuing her

romance from oblivion that this brief chronicle is written.

In 1873 the Scandalmongrian Minister in London was requested to find an

English lady to take charge of the two children of his Royal master,

and, after searching enquiries, he was successful, and Miss Maria

Cotherstone turned her back on England never more to return. She was

just twenty-two, fresh and blooming, possessed of the gayest of spirits,

delightful manners and the highest accomplishments. Quietly she assumed

control of the Royal schoolroom, and by her charm no less than by her

firmness she quickly won the respect and love of her charges. Well had

it been for her memory if her influence had never spread beyond the

walls of her schoolroom; this article had then been unwritten. But alas

for human nature! One day His Majesty's eyes fell upon the person of his

children's governess, and then began one of the most sordid intrigues it

has ever been my pleasure to recall. [A large statement, as readers of

our author's _Gleanings from a Royal Dustbin_ will readily acknowledge.

However, the succeeding three-quarter of a column of details, here

omitted, prove that there is at least some foundation for the remark.]

... And so their romance ended, and His Majesty returned to the bosom of

his family and became once more the righteous upholder of the sanctity

of the marriage tie. At first his easy-going Court smiled somewhat at

the claim; but, when one or two highly-placed officials presumed to

follow in the footsteps of their Sovereign, and were in consequence

banished irrevocably from his presence, Scandalmongrian Society realised

with a pained surprise that what is venial in a monarch may, in a

subject, be a damnable offence.

And what of Maria, the charming, fascinating, much injured Maria? For

several years she is lost, and then we hear of her marriage at Rome to

"John Tubbs, Esq., of London," and once again she vanishes, only to turn

up many years later at Cannes. She is a widow now, and a model of all

the virtues. Who so staid and respectable as Madam? Who so charitable to

the poor? Few, it is to be feared, will have recognised in that handsome

old lady, so regular in her attendance at the services of the English

Church, the beauteous Maria Cotherstone whose name was once on the lips

of everybody from one end of Europe to the other. It nearly happened,

indeed, that she went down to her grave with all her scandalous,

feverish past forgotten, leaving behind her only the fragrant memory of

her later life. But I have saved her. It is a queer story, quite

interesting enough to recall.

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