CHAPTER VIII

For Doctors Only

Barber Shops and Disease--Chance for a Trust and a Public

Benefaction--Tropical Hotel Clerk from Canada--A Visit to the

Hospital at Ancón--Beautiful Location--Housekeeping under

Difficulties--Genial and Gentlemanly Doctors--The Buildings Left by

the French--Details--Prevalence of Malaria--Drinking Water--Why the

People of Panama Ought to be Dead--The Spoiled Child--Why the Eleven

O’clock Breakfast is Enjoyable at Ancón--A Specimen Hotel Breakfast.

Doctor Echeverría did not appear for a half hour after I had finished

my coffee and rolls. While waiting for him I had my hair trimmed,

and experienced the pleasure of sitting in the chair next to a

dirty-looking man with a skin disease which had caused his hair to fall

out in patches, and which caused mine to stand up all over, as the

barber’s assistant began using comb and shears on him and making the

hair and dust fly in my direction. If this man had come an hour earlier

he might, without my knowledge, have been shorn on the same chair that

I occupied, and with the same comb, scissors and unwashed hands that

were used on my head. I felt like resolving never to go into a barber

shop again, but knew that I could not live up to the resolution. I

would have to step up and take my share of dirt and microbes and have

them rubbed in at least once a month or two, for I could not trim my

own hair. I could not help repeating that good old saying, “God made

Barbarians and seeing that they were no good, called them Barbers.”

The proprietor of the shop was a gentle old German, too good natured

and old to learn the technic or meaning of cleanliness. He had cut

hair and beards in Germany, the United States and Cuba, and knew all

about his business except cleanliness. Cleanliness in barbers is like

biblical honesty in business. While having my hair trimmed and my scalp

infected by the old fellow, I asked him if he did a better business in

Panama than he had done in the United States. He said:

“Ogh, yes. In the Unidet States I did a goot pisness, yet not such a

pig pisness ass here. Dere I wass only a boor barbeer, but here I make

much money and am a pig man.”--He was.

The want of cleanliness of the barbers, and the custom of using public

combs and brushes at hotels, clubs and entertainments accounts for nine

tenths of the baldness in the world. Barbers’ brushes bear the germs of

baldness and badness from scalp to scalp, and their infected fingers

rub it in. One should always go home and wash his head with soap and

water, or with alcohol, as soon as possible after a barber has had his

comb and black-bristled brush on it. One should also furnish his own

comb and brush, razor and mug, and insist that the barber wash his

hands thoroughly before touching them. Under no circumstances should he

be allowed to give the head a “dry rub.”

There is a chance to make millions of dollars and benefit millions of

people in the barber business. A trust that would teach its employees

an appropriate antiseptic technic; would provide combs, brushes and

all kinds of barbers’ instruments adapted to sterilization by _strong_

antiseptics or by heat each time they were used; and would provide

aseptic shaving, hair cutting, epillation, electric vibration, facial

massage, baths and hairdressing, as well as clean furniture, floors,

hands and men, would drive the old dirt-men out of the business in a

short time. It would at least force them to wash their hands between

customers. Such a trust would, of course, raise, or try to raise,

prices, and thus “scalp” the community, and be censured for it. But it

is better to be scalped than bald-headed, to be expensively clean than

economically dirty. It would constitute a great reform, which should be

an aim of all trusts.

How a cleanly man can go and await his turn in a barber shop to be

shaved two or three times weekly by dirty hands, and be combed by dirty

combs and brushes, and have his head dry-rubbed by hands that have been

dry-rubbing other heads without being washed, when he can do the same

himself at home with clean hands and implements and without waste of

time, is almost incomprehensible. To gaze into a barber shop is bad

enough. Flashy mirrors and massive furniture cannot compensate for

dirty methods. Barbers dare not use brushes with white bristles, for

they would look frightful before night. They would have to be washed.

The hotel clerk was a polyglot French Canadian who, like the barber,

the barber’s assistant and a large proportion of the other trained

employees about town, had traveled considerably before coming to

Panama, and would probably travel again in search of more congenial

climes and more remunerative work as soon as rivals should come and

conditions improve. He spoke French well and Spanish and English

indifferently, and was willing to talk to any one until some one else

claimed his attention. He fitted in his place very nicely, for he

possessed that complicated lack of system that forms an essential part

of tropical hotel management. He was unfailingly obliging and affably

irritable, as forgetful and unreliable men are apt to be. In giving him

orders, it was always well to wait and see them carried out. If one

wanted anything sent to one’s room, or brought down, it was well to

wait until the gong sounded, the boy called down, the clerk called up,

and the message was correctly delivered and intelligently understood;

otherwise it was liable to be given wrong, be misunderstood or be

forgotten. When time hung heavily on one’s hands this supervision of

the clerk and bell boy served to help the hot half hours move on.

Doctor Echeverría appeared at last, full of half a roll and an orange

and ready for the morning’s work. He had sent his daily cablegram

to his wife before taking coffee, but had not yet heard from her.

As he was the official head of medical affairs at Limón, he wished

to be prompt in paying his respects to the chief sanitary officer

of the Canal Zone, Dr. Wm. G. Gorgas, and the chief of the Marine

Hospital service, Dr. H. R. M. Carter, and the chief of the Quarantine

department, Maj. L. A. LaGarde. He could not rest until he had done

his duty as a public health officer, a brother physician and a

courteous gentleman. He did not realize that the social and ceremonial

conscience of the Anglo-American race was not as sensitive as that of

the Latin-American. While these chiefs would have been glad to see him,

they were bound up in their work and would not have taken notice of a

little delay on his part. So we drove to Ancón Hill, which was a short

distance beyond the railroad station, and arrived there about nine

o’clock. Leaving the cab we slowly walked up the beautiful avenue that

led along the hillside through the grounds.

The location of the hospital on the slope of Ancón Hill was certainly

well chosen, for the ground was high and the view unobstructed. The

driveway was shaded by palm trees and bordered with well-kept, sloping

lawns upon which neat-looking frame houses were scattered. It seemed to

me almost preferable to be sick up there than well in the dingy, dusty,

sun-baked city below. The medical officers certainly had the choice

place of residence on the isthmus, for here were fresh breezes, clean,

well-drained grounds, quiet surroundings and a charming outlook upon

semi-mountainous, tropical scenery. The Tivoli has since been built

here and its construction must certainly have given the “black eye” to

Gran Hotel Centrál. But to those who wish to know what Panama really

is Gran Centrál is the place. Those who go to Tivoli read guide books

and forget; those who go to Gran Centrál need no guide books, and never

forget.

We did not find any of the chiefs at their homes on the hillside; they

were down town at their offices in the government building in Plaza

Centrál, from which we had started. We had gone from them instead

of to them. These men get up at daybreak, take a cup of coffee, and

presumably half a roll, and go down to their offices and transact a

good day’s office work by eleven o’clock. Then they drive back home,

eat a hearty breakfast and remain in their garden of paradise with

their families until the midday heat begins to be tempered by the

regular afternoon breeze, when they go to work again.

But we had a pleasant chat with Mrs. LaGarde, the wife of Doctor

LaGarde. She gave us all sorts of information from a woman’s

standpoint, and proved to us that although the exteriors were beautiful

and perhaps enjoyable at Ancón, and the hospital a charming place to

get sick and get well in, the comforts of housekeeping and living

constituted, according to United States habits and standards, a sort

of seamy side of life for these hard-working semi-exiles. The houses

had not the places to put things in, nor the conveniences for cooking

and other details of housekeeping that are considered essential in the

North. Closet room is a Yankee luxury. Clothes would not dry except

in the sun and wind, and if put away would get wet again. Insects

were annoying and screens had not yet been provided. Alterations

about the house had to be made, and makeshifts adopted. There was

neither running water nor drainage. But Mrs. LaGarde was cheerful and

even breezy in her talk, just as if she not only enjoyed giving the

information but also overcoming the difficulties. With the assistance

of the United States she has, I believe, overcome some of them since.

Doctor Carter’s son hunted up the young resident doctors. They were

engaged peeping into microscopes, but they cheerfully gave up the

private matinee they were having over their germs and, after having

given us a peep at malarial high life, showed us through the hospital

buildings. We found Mr. Carter and the young doctors exceedingly

painstaking and courteous, and we afterward also found Doctor Gorgas,

Doctor Carter and Doctor LaGarde even more so. A more genial and

gentlemanly set of men in a quiet American way I have scarcely met.

They seemed to have become imbued with the spirit of Spanish courtesy

without having lost their American frankness and sincerity, and bore

their great and unusual responsibilities with cheerfulness and modesty.

There were about twenty hospital wards, in separated one-story frame

buildings, arranged in three curved tiers on the beautifully terraced

slope of the hill. In fact, the ornamental grounds were so large and

elaborate that the expense of keeping them up was quite an item.

But the French had plenty of money, while they had it, and spent it

artistically and generously, while they spent it. And there is no doubt

but they built well, since the majority of the houses were found in a

good state of preservation, and have been repaired at small expense.

Ancón Hospital had at the time less than a hundred patients, two thirds

of whom were negroes, and over half of whom were employees of the canal

commission. To be laid up in those clean, well-kept wards and be waited

upon by those tidy, cheerful nurses must have been a great luxury to

the poor black devils. To die there would be enjoying themselves to

death, no matter where they finally went to.

Superficial swamps all along the Zone were being drained or filled,

in hopes of exterminating the malaria breeding mosquitoes. About the

Ancón hospital, malaria had already practically disappeared. The extent

of malaria in the Canal Zone had been demonstrated by blood analyses.

At Bohio the blood of forty-four school children had been examined

and the malarial organism found in twenty-nine cases. After they had

taken twelve grains of quinine daily for ten days the organism was only

found in five. It was also found that seventy per cent. of the 12,000

inhabitants of twelve villages along the Zone had the malarial organism

in the blood. This is largely the cause of the prevalent anemia.

Colonel Gorgas had been appointed health officer of the city of Panama

and of Colón by the Panama government, and health departments were

being organized in both cities. A systematic cleaning of dirty places

(a Herculean task) and a rigid enforcement of modern sanitary laws and

regulations had already been begun. The Zone commission was at work

constructing the new reservoir, about twelve miles from the canal,

out of which Panama and the whole Zone have since been supplied with

healthy water. The people of Panama were using rain-water collected

in cisterns for drinking and washing. In the rainy season the streets

flowed with it and the cisterns overflowed; but in the dry season many

of the reservoirs were empty, and there was practically a water famine

up to the time of my visit. Those who could afford it, drank imported

waters, such as White Rock, Apollinaris, Vichy, etc.

Why the people of Panama are not all dead long ago is past finding out.

The animal kingdom from the mosquito up has preyed upon them, and the

elements have conspired against them, drenching them for six months of

the year and burning them and devitalizing them during the other six.

They have also conspired against themselves, having had a civil war

on an average of almost once a year. The country has been ravaged by

adventurers and pirates in past centuries and beggared by Colombia in

the present one. They have scarcely any developed resources. But now

they have run under the wing of the United States, who will kill the

mosquitoes for them, provide hospitals to take them in out of the sun

and rain, make fresh ice-water to keep them cool, arbitrate for them to

keep their peace, build a canal for them to increase their business,

and will keep out the foreign foe when they are threatened. If such a

sudden change from prostration to prosperity does not spoil the child

then it deserves all it gets, and is fit to survive. The French spoiled

the Panamanians somewhat, and made them dependent and parasitic,

but it is to be hoped that our influence will be to encourage the

development and financial independence of the country.

We were cordially invited to remain at Ancón and breakfast with the

officers and their families at eleven o’clock. The breakfast seemed to

be looked forward to with great pleasure and was made quite a social

event by them. And I do not wonder that they enjoyed it after doing a

good day’s work while fasting. Their aim was never to put off until

after breakfast what could be done before. They must have been ravenous

by eleven o’clock. But as our blood was heated and our collars wilting,

we thought it better to get back to the hotel before the day became

hotter.

After our customary appetizer, to keep away Doctor Echeverría’s

melancholy and fulfill my vow to do as the Panamanians did, we went to

our rooms and refreshed ourselves with cold water and fresh linen (both

externally), and were prepared to appreciate a substantial breakfast.

They brought us first a large dish of tiny clams (_coquillos_) cooked

in their shells. These varied from the size of a small split pea to

that of a lima bean, and were as finely flavored and delicious as their

delicate physique indicated. We then had some very hot shirred eggs and

made them hotter with a little Worcestershire sauce, which gave them a

fine, tropical flavor. Then came Italian spaghetti daintily served, a

medium-tough nicely cooked beefsteak, some juicy pineapple, too sweet

to bear any sugar, and a small cup of deliciously bitter coffee which I

subdued by the addition of a little evaporated cream.

I was glad that I had not spoiled my breakfast by eating eggs at eight

o’clock, for I was very hungry when we sat down to it, and enjoyed it

so much that I think it really must have been good.

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