CHAPTER XXIII

A Grave Question—The Troublesome Brother-in-Law—“No

Vocation”—The Duke’s Choice—Peace for la Grande Mademoiselle—An

Invitation to Versailles—Behind the Arras—Between the

Alternatives—D’Aubigné’s Shadow—A Broken Friendship.

While the persecution of His Majesty’s Protestant subjects was

being ruthlessly carried on by fire and sword, and _dragonnading_

generally, a matter of the gravest moment was under consideration at

Versailles, and there was wide division of opinion in high places. It

was on the question of the _Fontanges_ head-gear, and for once the

king openly set his face against that of Madame de Maintenon, which,

he declared, now appeared in the middle of her body, and, he added,

by no means enhanced its charm; for the height of the ugly head-dress

had risen to two feet. Eloquence, mild argument, raillery and

angry words from the Grand Monarque, however, simply fell on stony

ground. Two gauze horns had been added to the abominable structure

of whalebone, ribbon, horsehair, etc., etc. These projections were

fixed behind the ears, and carried upward, crowning the work. The

Sun-King’s defeat was complete, “_Vires acquirit eundo. Nec pluribus

impar_”: his mottoes were ever mocking him, and lest the _Fontanges_

should mount higher still, he said no more.

He had better success on the frontiers, where Catinat in Piedmont,

and Luxembourg in Flanders, brilliant pupil of Condé, routed the

enemy. In this expedition Madame de Maintenon secured the advancement

of de Villars, the lover who had consoled her days of widowhood; and

the first step to glory made, he mounted rapidly, proving himself one

of the bravest of the campaign.

Another thorn in the side of Louis, or rather more absolutely of

Madame, was her brother. Years had not mended d’Aubigné’s ways; he

was just the same _vaurien_ of a _bon viveur_ and gourmet, he had

been in his bouts with Scarron.

De Santeuil, the poet-canon who had been one of the party when Ninon

travelled to Rome, was now d’Aubigné’s _Fidus Achates_, and they were

fairly evenly matched in their modes of life. Santeuil was invited

one morning by Ninon to breakfast with her. D’Aubigné naturally came

too, expressing himself delighted, he said, to kiss Ninon’s hand once

more after such an interval of years. He inquired whether she still

kept up her acquaintance with his _bégueule_ of a sister.

“Is it so you speak of a person who has made the glory of your

family?” demanded Ninon.

D’Aubigné did not regard the case at all in this light. It was a good

joke to call her that, he said, and added that he was furious against

his brother-in-law. “Don’t you know why?” he went on, planting his

hands on his hips in truculent fashion. “Are you not aware of the

persecutions and insults Françoise treats me to? Well, we’ll have

breakfast first, and then I’ll tell you.” And having fortified

himself with a bumper or two of Burgundy, he went on. “Only imagine,

that this infernal bigot—Oh well,” he continued, when Ninon reminded

him that she and Françoise were still on terms of friendship,

“you can tell her what I say. It is all the same to me, and if my

brother-in-law has anything to grumble at in it, let him out with it.

Prison? flames and fury! I’ll pin my dagger into any of them who dare

to lay hand on me, and there you have it. They won’t silence me! Head

of the family indeed! That’s me!—and so much the worse for Louis

Dieudonné! taking it into his head to marry my sister! Prudence?” he

went on, when his hostess suggested its adoption, “it is the mother

of all the vices—a watchword only for cowards. Françoise is my

sister, and I’ll have them pay me proper respect.” Then d’Aubigné,

having mercilessly criticised the mature attractions of Françoise,

went on to say that he loved her, and if need were, would protect her

at the sword’s point; but that because she was saintly and surrounded

herself with Jesuits, it was no reason why he should be made a monk.

Yes, that was her plan. She and the brother-in-law greatly desired

that he should shut himself up in St Sulpice, where the livelong day

was spent in reading litanies. “B-r-r-r-r-t!” shivered d’Aubigné.

“Me!” he added, when Santeuil said if he did such a thing, he would

excommunicate him—“I would sooner be chopped to mincemeat by the

_dragonnades_.”

Santeuil suggested that he might prefer entering St Cyr to St Sulpice.

But d’Aubigné replied that the inmates of St Cyr would be too much

of his sister’s mould for his fancy. Ninon was disturbed at this

forcible language, which she had very good reason to believe was

not reserved for her ear alone; but that d’Aubigné exploded in much

the same fashion in the taverns and the avenues and public gardens,

and possibly also even in the galleries of Versailles, where he had

access. She took Santeuil aside, and begged him to use his influence

in restraining his friend’s ebullitions. But Santeuil was in no mind

to do anything of the kind; he said it was only just and proper that

the widow Scarron, who had not always been a saint, should meet with

those little contrarieties, and the matter must settle itself in its

own way. Soon after this, Santeuil, who was a great favourite with

all the family of the Condés, on account of his wit and gaiety of

disposition, was invited to spend the summer at Dijon; and Madame de

Maintenon, finding her brother thus unprotected, used every endeavour

to persuade him to enter St Sulpice. In any case, however, d’Aubigné

said he saw no reason to hurry over the step.

That same year the marriage took place of the Duc du Maine, the

eldest son of Madame de Montespan. The bride was neither intelligent

or beautiful, but she was huge of frame, and the duke, entertaining

a passion for gigantic women, selected her from a trio of ladies,

one of whom was adorably beautiful, and the other rejected one

brilliantly gifted and accomplished.

And almost within the days of those marriage festivities at

Versailles, la Grande Mademoiselle lay dying in the Luxembourg, and

she sent for Mademoiselle de L’Enclos, very much to the surprise

of that lady; for the two had not met after the misunderstanding

created by the machinations of Madame de Fiesque. Only that morning,

it appeared, Madame de Fiesque had made clean acknowledgment to

the dying woman of the real facts of the rupture; and now, sorely

distressed, she begged Ninon’s forgiveness, and to extend it to the

far greater offender, Madame de Fiesque herself. Ninon replied that

this was freely accorded. Her child was happy in the love of a good

man. It was enough; and she turned and held out her hand to Madame de

Fiesque, who sat sobbing in a corner of the room. Just at that moment

a lady of honour entered, to say that Monsieur de Lauzun was at the

door, desiring an interview; but the dying woman refused, entreating

that he should not be admitted. “If you but knew, Ninon, how wretched

he has made my life,” she gasped out. “Oh, I have cruelly expiated

all my folly. There was never any bond blessed by Heaven between

us. It was no more than a _liaison_. May God forgive me, since my

suffering has been so great.” And so, two hours later, she died.

The noble traits in the disposition of the daughter of Gaston

d’Orléans deserved a happier fate than to be the tool of a selfish

coxcomb like Lauzun, who was, however, himself not destitute of good

qualities; but whose best memory stands recorded by the patience and

fortitude with which he endured the terrible suffering of a cancer

in the mouth, of which he died at the age of more than ninety. The

woman whose infatuation for him was so great as to sacrifice the

natural dignity which distinguished her, was no ordinary character.

Dignified she was, but without pride, and a pleasant and clever

conversationalist. True in friendship, gentle and sensible, and

incapable of any mean or base action. If sometimes her susceptible,

sensitive temperament betrayed her into anger, she would quickly pour

balm on the wound she had caused, by gracious and tender words and

caresses. She had the courage of a soldier, and would endure fatigue,

and face danger as one of the bravest. It is only the fate of ardent,

generous souls like hers, if sometimes she was betrayed into the

many nets which greed, jealousy and base cunning are always at hand

to spread, for rendering nobler natures wretched. Mademoiselle de

Montpensier was, in one word, a true descendant of her grandfather,

Henri IV.

Lauzun, exiled as he had been, from Versailles, soon after passed

over to England, where he contrived to make himself useful by

conducting the queen and infant prince of James II. safely to France,

during the revolution of ’88. Louis, who received the dethroned

English king with great demonstration of sympathy and magnificence,

and gave the exiles his palace of St Germains for their home, was

thus again brought into direct communication with Lauzun, who, being

readmitted to royal favour, was created a duke; but he never really

regained the confidence of Louis.

On the occasion of the death of Mademoiselle, he presented himself at

the palace, attired in a magnificent mourning cloak. This so angered

Louis, that Lauzun ran a parlous risk of once more taking the road to

Pignerol.

All that remained of la Grande Mademoiselle’s possessions was now

proposed to be given to the illegitimate and legitimatized children

of the king; but precisely how to deal with Lauzun and his wealth,

acquired from Mademoiselle de Montpensier, was not so apparent, since

the question still remained open, whether Mademoiselle had been

his lawful wife. No one knew for certain, and Madame de Maintenon

conceived the ingenious idea of trying to worm the true state of the

case from Ninon, whom she knew had been summoned to Mademoiselle’s

dying bed, feeling persuaded that Mademoiselle de L’Enclos was

acquainted with it. She accordingly begged her, in a little note very

affectionately worded, to come to Versailles.

Ninon was greatly tempted to reply that if Françoise desired to

speak to her, she might be at the trouble of coming to the rue des

Tournelles. All circumstances taken into account, and the generosity

with which she had treated Françoise’s little ways, it did not appear

to her that she was bound to wait upon the woman, merely because she

had lighted upon the lucky number in life’s lottery. Ninon, however,

was but a daughter of Eve. Curiosity was strong to see how Madame

Louis Quatorze lived in the lordly pleasure-house, and forthwith she

obeyed the summons.

Queen Maria Théresa’s surroundings and retinue had been modest enough

even to parsimony. Madame Louis Quatorze was attended by a numerous

guard, a train of pages, Swiss door-keepers, and the rest; while

her Court and receptions were as magnificent as those of the king.

Madame took herself very seriously, and her deportment had become

most majestic. To Ninon, however, she unbent, and was simply the

Françoise of old times. She led her into her own richly furnished

private boudoir, adorned with a curious conglomerate of pictures and

statuary, Christian and pagan, where an enormous, life-sized figure

of Christ, in carved ivory, was neighboured by painted Jupiters and

other Olympian deities, in curiously heterogeneous fashion. There

Françoise embraced Ninon with quite a prodigality of affection.

Suddenly, however, her manner changed; she congealed into gravity

and tones of great solemnity, and Ninon saw the tapestry folds

along the wall quiver slightly. It occurred to her that one only,

His Majesty Louis XIV., could have any possible right to be present

in that most private apartment, and even then she felt the need of

putting a strong restraint upon herself and her foot, to prevent it

from bestowing a kick upon the tapestry. Then the truth began to come

out, the lamentable truth that Madame and the king were greatly

perplexed as to the best mode of dealing with the Duc de Lauzan,

whose possessions, made over to him by the Grande Mademoiselle,

those, that is to say, which he still held, were much wanted for the

king’s children. He had so many, as Madame de Maintenon pointed out.

That, admitted Ninon, was true enough, “but I will engage, you will

not be increasing the number,” she added. “What is the point of the

question?” It was whether Mademoiselle had really married Monsieur de

Lauzun.

The full significance of it all now dawned upon Ninon. Had

Mademoiselle not been his wife, it would be a comparatively simple

matter to compel a revocation of the gifts which the princess had

made him in the course of her life, in order that these should enrich

the children of de Montespan. No consideration was yielded to the

fact that, be Lauzun what he might, the gifts had been tokens of

Mademoiselle’s affection for him. Ninon preferred complete inability

to afford any trustworthy sort of information on this head, and

suggested applying for it to Madame de Fiesque, who might be better

instructed: “but,” continued Ninon, “supposing Mademoiselle was not

his wife, surely to publish the fact, would create a scandal which

His Majesty would consider paying too dear a price for the estates of

Auvergne and St Fargeau. Either she was Lauzun’s wedded wife or—”

Here the chronicle goes on to relate: Mademoiselle de L’Enclos’ words

were interrupted by a tremendous disturbance at the door, occasioned

by an altercation with the guards, of some person endeavouring to

force his way in. The voice was d’Aubigné’s, and the next instant he

reeled in, far gone in a state of intoxication, and staggering to his

sister, he gripped her by the arm and thrust her back into the chair

from which she had risen.

This chronicle goes on to relate a terrible scene, over which, for

the honour of human nature, some kind of veil may be allowed to hang,

lest veracious history has been embroidered by the ample material

fact has afforded. The family differences of private domestic

relations are frequently unedifying; but when it comes to the base

humiliating of a great monarch, one in whose very vices and mistakes

grace and virtue had been apparent, until the widow Scarron crossed

his path, pen may well refrain from detail, and explain only that

the intruder, d’Aubigné, had burst in upon his sister, to reproach

her for her treachery in the matter of inducing him to enter St

Sulpice. Taking advantage of the absence of his mentor and _alter

ego_, Santeuil, she had contrived to trap him by false promises and

misrepresentation into the hated place. His liberty for one thing,

and of all things prized by d’Aubigné, would not, she had said, be

curtailed; it had, however, been so entirely denied him, that when

he had attempted to leave, he had been unceremoniously “clapped,” as

he phrased it, “into a cellar,” and he had only escaped by wriggling

through an air-grating. To any one possessed of the faintest sense

of humour, the notion of making a monk of any sort of this wild

harum-scarum would have seemed too preposterous; but the sense,

always so lacking in Françoise d’Aubigné, allowed her to indulge in

only too many absurdities whose ending was disastrous; and in any

case, the notion of removing the incommoding one from the taverns and

cafés and other public resorts where he freely gave utterance to his

estimate of Madame Louis Quatorze, and notably of her newly acquired

saintliness, was dominant in her, and to be achieved at any cost. She

earnestly desired his conversion, possibly if only to silence the

hideous music of the ditty, whose refrain he was for ever chanting in

the streets, echoed by so many ribald tongues—

“Tu n’as que les restes,

Toi!

Tu n’as que nos restes!”

Since the chronicle goes on to tell that Louis the king was concealed

behind the tapestry during the interview of Madame and her old friend

Ninon, the appearance of d’Aubigné, with his string of furious

reproach, was of course singularly inopportune; and at last the

king, unable any longer to restrain his wrath, dashed aside the

concealing Gobelins, and white with anger, and his eyes blazing with

indignation, ordered the culprit’s arrest by the guards, and carrying

off to the Bastille. Confounded by the unexpected apparition,

d’Aubigné’s sober sense returned, and he promised everything required

of him with the humblest contrition, adding that if he might suggest

the homely proverb in that august presence, there was nothing like

washing one’s soiled linen at home.

The king’s silence yielded consent, and d’Aubigné was permitted to

depart from his brother-in-law’s presence a free man, on condition

of making St Sulpice his headquarters. It was at least preferable to

a lodging in one of the Bastille towers, he said, but any restraint

or treachery on the part of Françoise, or of Louis, in the way of

his coming and going into what he called that black-beetle trap of

St Sulpice, would be at once signalised. And thus the difficulty was

adjusted, a compromise being effected by appointing a certain Abbé

Madot to shadow the ways of d’Aubigné when he took his walks abroad.

But for Ninon the malice of her old friend took on virulence, and it

was found later that Françoise charged her with having planned the

scandalous scene, in so far as bringing d’Aubigné into it; that she

had connived at his coming just at that moment. Yet exactly, except

for the king’s concealed presence, what overwhelming harm would have

ensued, is not apparent, and certainly for that situation, Ninon

could not have been responsible. Henceforth all shadow of friendship

between the two women died out, and enmity and bitterness were to

supervene when opportunity should be ripe.

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