CHAPTER XXXIII

M. D----n and madame de Blessac--Anecdote--The rendezvous and the

Ball--The wife of Gaubert--They wish to give her to the king--

Intrigues--Their results--Letter from the duc de la Vrillière to the

countess--Reply--Reconciliation

Amongst the pages of the chapel was one whom the king distinguished

so greatly, that he raised him to the rank of a gentleman of the

bedchamber, and confided to his charge the cabinet of medals, for which

he had imbibed a taste since his liaison with madame de Pompadour. This

esteemed page was named M. D-----n, who united to the most amiable wit a

varied and deep knowledge of men and things. He had had adventures at an

age when they are usually just understood, and talked of them with the

utmost indiscretion. But this so far from doing him any injury in the

eyes of the world only served to make him the more admired; for women

in general have an inclination for those who do not respect their

reputation.

At the period I allude to a madame de Blessac, a very well-looking

woman, took upon herself to be very kindly disposed towards the

gentleman-in-waiting. She told him so, and thereupon M. de D------n

ranged himself under her banner, and swore eternal constancy. However,

the lady, by some accident, became greatly smitten with the prince de la

Trimouille, and without quitting the little keeper of medals, gave him

a lord for a substitute. M. D------n soon learnt this fact, that he was

not the sole possessor of a heart which formed all his joy and glory. He

found he was deceived, and he swore to be revenged.

Now the prince de la Trimouille had for his mistress mademoiselle

Lubert, an opera-dancer, very pretty and extraordinarily silly. M.

D------n went to her; "Mademoiselle," said he, "I come to offer my

services to you in the same way that M. de la Trimouille has offered his

to madame de Blessac, with whom I was on exceedingly intimate terms."

The services of young D------n were accepted, and he was happy. He then

wrote to his former mistress, saying, that anxious to give her a proof

of his sincere attachment he had visited mademoiselle Lubert, that he

might leave her at leisure to receive the visits of the prince de la

Trimouille.

Madame de Blessac, stung to the quick, quarrelled with the prince, who

was excessively enraged with his rival; and there certainly would have

been an affair between these two gentlemen, had not the king preserved

the peace by sending his gentleman to St. Petersburg as _attaché_ to the

embassy. M. D------n went to Russia, therefore, and on his return came

to see me, and is now one of the most welcome and agreeable of the men

of my private circle.

As to madame de Blessac, she continued to carry on the war in grand

style. Her husband dying she married again a foolish count, three parts

ruined, and who speedily dissipated the other quarter of his own fortune

and the whole of his wife's. Madame Ramosky then attacked the rich men

of the day one after another. One alone stood out against her; it was

M. de la Garde, who had been one of my admirers. Madame Ramoski wrote

to him; he did not answer. At length she determined on visiting him, and

wrote him a note, to say that she should call upon him about six o'clock

in the evening. What did M. de la Garde? Why he gave a ball on that

very evening; and, when madame Ramoski reached his hotel, she found

it illuminated. As she had come quite unprepared she was compelled to

return as she came, very discontentedly.

But to leave madame de Blessac and M. D------n, and to talk of my own

matters. We had at this period a very great alarm at the château, caused

by the crime of a man, who preferred rather to assassinate his wife than

to allow her to dishonor him. It is worthy of narration.

A pretty shopkeeper of Paris, named Gaubert, who lived in the rue de

la Montagne Sainte-Geneviève, had recently married a woman much younger

than himself. From the Petit Pont to the rue Mouffetard, madame Gaubert

was talked of for her lovely face and beautiful figure; she was the

Venus of the quarter. Everybody paid court to her, but she listened to

none of her own rank, for her vanity suggested that she deserved suitors

of a loftier rank.

Her husband was very jealous. Unfortunately M. Gaubert had for cousin

one of the valets of the king: this man, who knew the taste of his

master, thought how he could best turn his pretty cousin to account.

He spoke to her of the generosity of Louis XV, of the grandeur of

Versailles, and of the part which her beauty entitled her to play there.

In fact, he so managed to turn the head of this young woman, that she

begged him to obtain for her a place in the king's favor. Consequently

Girard (that was his name) went to madame de Laugeac, and told her the

affair as it was. She pleased with an opportunity of injuring me, went

to Paris, and betook herself _incog._ to the shop of madame Gaubert.

She found her charming, and spoke of her to the duc de la Vrillière, and

both agreed to show her portrait to his majesty. But how to procure this

portrait? Her husband was her very shadow, and never left her. _Le petit

saint_, who was never at a loss, issued a _lettre de cachet_ against

him, and the unfortunate man was shut up in Fort l'Evéque. It was not

until the portrait was finished that he was set at liberty.

He returned to his home without guessing at the motives of his

detention, but he learned that his wife had had her portrait painted

during his absence, and his jealousy was set to work. Soon a letter from

Girard, a fatal letter, which fell into his hands, convinced him of the

injury done him. He took his wife apart, and, feigning a resignation

which he did not feel, "My love," he said, "I loved thee, I love thee

still: I thought, too, that thou wert content with our competence, and

wouldst not have quitted thine husband for any other in the world: I

have been convinced otherwise. A letter from Girard informs me, that

with thine own consent the king, whom thy portrait has pleased, desires

to see thee this very day. It is a misfortune, but we must submit. Only

before thou art established at Versailles, I should wish thee to dine

with me once more. You can invite cousin Girard, too, for I owe him

something for what he has done for thee."

The young wife promised to return and see her husband. That evening at

the performance at the court she was seated in the same box with the

marquise de Laugeac; the king's glass was directed towards her the whole

time, and at the termination of the spectacle it was announced to her,

that she was to sleep at the château the next evening. The project was

never realized.

The next day, according to promise, the young wife went to Paris with

the valet. She informed her husband of the success which had befallen

her, and he appeared delighted. Dinner being ready, they seated

themselves at table, ate and drank. Girard began to laugh at his cousin

for his complaisance, when suddenly all desire to jest left him. He

experienced most horrible pains, and his cousin suffered as well as

himself. "Wretches!" said Gaubert to them, "did you think I would

brook dishonor? No, no! I have deceived you both the better to wreak my

vengeance. I am now happy. Neither king nor valet shall ever possess my

wife. I have poisoned you, and you must die." The two victims implored

his pity. "Yes," said he to his wife, "thy sufferings pain me, and I

will free you from them." He then plunged a knife to her heart; and,

turning to Girard, said, "As for thee, I hate thee too much to kill

thee; die." And he left him.

The next day M. de Sartines came and told me the whole story. He had

learnt them from the valet, who had survived his poisoning for some

hours. Gaubert could not be found, and it was feared that he would

attempt some desperate deed. No one dared mention it to the king, but

the captain of the guards and the first gentleman in waiting took every

possible precaution; and when Louis XV asked for the young female who

was to be brought to him, they told him that she had died of a violent

distemper. It was not until some days afterwards that the terror which

pervaded the château ceased. They had found the body of the unfortunate

Gaubert on the banks of the Seine.

In spite of what had passed, the duc de la Vrillière had the impudence

to present himself to me. I treated him with disdain, reproaching him

and Laugeac for their conduct. He left me in despair, and wrote me the

following letter:--

"MADAME LA COMTESSE,-Your anger kills me. I am guilty, but not so much

so as you may imagine. The duty of my office compels me to do many

things which are disagreeable to me. In the affair for which you have

so slightingly treated me there was no intent to injure you, but only

to procure for the king an amusement which should make him the more

estimate your charms and your society. Forgive a fault in which my heart

bore no share; I am sufficiently miserable, and shall not know repose

until I be reinstated in your good graces.

"As for the poor marchioness she is no more to blame than myself. She

feels for you as much esteem as attachment, and is anxious to prove it

at any opportunity. I beseech you not to treat her rigorously. Think

that we only work together for the good of the king, and that it would

be unjust of you to hate us because we have endeavored to please this

excellent prince. I hope that, contented with this justification, you

will not refuse to grant me the double amnesty which I ask of your

goodness."

I replied thus:--

"Your letter, monsieur le duc, seduces me no more than your words. I

know you well, and appreciate you fully. I was ignorant up to this time,

that amongst the duties of your office, certain such functions were

imposed upon you. It appears that you attend to them as well as to

others, and I sincerely compliment you thereupon; I beg of you to

announce it in the 'Court Kalendar.' It will add, I am convinced, to the

universal esteem in which you are held.

"As to madame de Laugeac, she is even more insignificant than you, and

that is not saying much. I thank her for her esteem and attachment, but

can dispense with any marks of them; no good can come from such an

one as she. Thus, M. le duc, keep quiet both of you, and do not again

attempt measures which may compromise me. Do your business and leave me

to mine.

"I am, with all due consideration,

"Your servant,

"COMTESSE DU BARRY"

I mentioned this to the king, who insisted on reconciling me with _le

petit saint_, who came and knelt to me. I granted the pardon sought, out

of regard for Louis XV; but from that moment the contempt I felt for the

duke increased an hundredfold.

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