THE DELIGHTS OF FENDER-FISHING

I should like to have met Izaak Walton. He is one of the few authors

whom I know I should like to have met. For he was a wise man, and he

had understanding. I should like to have gone angling with him, for I

doubt not that like myself he was more of an angler theoretically than

practically. My bookseller is a famous fisherman, as, indeed,

booksellers generally are, since the methods employed by fishermen to

deceive and to catch their finny prey are very similar to those

employed by booksellers to attract and to entrap buyers.

As for myself, I regard angling as one of the best of avocations, and

although I have pursued it but little, I concede that doubtless had I

practised it oftener I should have been a better man. How truly has

Dame Juliana Berners said that "at the least the angler hath his

wholesome walk and merry at his ease, and a sweet air of the sweet

savour of the mead flowers that maketh him hungry; he heareth the

melodious harmony of fowls; he seeth the young swans, herons, ducks,

cotes, and many other fowls with their broods, which meseemeth better

than all the noise of hounds, the blasts of horns, and the cry of fowls

that hunters, falconers, and fowlers can make. And IF the angler take

fish--surely then is there no man merrier than he is in his spirit!"

My bookseller cannot understand how it is that, being so enthusiastic a

fisherman theoretically, I should at the same time indulge so seldom in

the practice of fishing, as if, forsooth, a man should be expected to

engage continually and actively in every art and practice of which he

may happen to approve. My young friend Edward Ayer has a noble

collection of books relating to the history of American aboriginals and

to the wars waged between those Indians and the settlers in this

country; my other young friend Luther Mills has gathered together a

multitude of books treating of the Napoleonic wars; yet neither Ayer

nor Mills hath ever slain a man or fought a battle, albeit both find

delectation in recitals of warlike prowess and personal valor. I love

the night and all the poetic influences of that quiet time, but I do

not sit up all night in order to hear the nightingale or to contemplate

the astounding glories of the heavens.

For similar reasons, much as I appreciate and marvel at the beauties of

early morning, I do not make a practice of early rising, and sensible

as I am to the charms of the babbling brook and of the crystal lake, I

am not addicted to the practice of wading about in either to the danger

either to my own health or to the health of the finny denizens in those

places.

The best anglers in the world are those who do not catch fish; the mere

slaughter of fish is simply brutal, and it was with a view to keeping

her excellent treatise out of the hands of the idle and the

inappreciative that Dame Berners incorporated that treatise in a

compendious book whose cost was so large that only "gentyll and noble

men" could possess it. What mind has he who loveth fishing merely for

the killing it involves--what mind has such a one to the beauty of the

ever-changing panorama which nature unfolds to the appreciative eye, or

what communion has he with those sweet and uplifting influences in

which the meadows, the hillsides, the glades, the dells, the forests,

and the marshes abound?

Out upon these vandals, I say--out upon the barbarians who would rob

angling of its poesy, and reduce it to the level of the butcher's

trade! It becomes a base and vicious avocation, does angling, when it

ceases to be what Sir Henry Wotton loved to call it--"an employment for

his idle time, which was then not idly spent; a rest to his mind, a

cheerer of his spirits, a diverter of sadness, a calmer of unquiet

thoughts, a moderator of passions, a procurer of contentedness, and a

begetter of habits of peace and patience in those that professed and

practised it!"

There was another man I should like to have met--Sir Henry Wotton; for

he was an ideal angler. Christopher North, too ("an excellent angler

and now with God"!)--how I should love to have explored the Yarrow with

him, for he was a man of vast soul, vast learning, and vast wit.

"Would you believe it, my dear Shepherd," said he, "that my piscatory

passions are almost dead within me, and I like now to saunter along the

banks and braes, eying the younkers angling, or to lay me down on some

sunny spot, and with my face up to heaven, watch the slow-changing

clouds!"

THERE was the angling genius with whom I would fain go angling!

"Angling," says our revered St. Izaak, "angling is somewhat like

poetry--men are to be born so."

Doubtless there are poets who are not anglers, but doubtless there

never was an angler who was not also a poet. Christopher North was a

famous fisherman; he began his career as such when he was a child of

three years. With his thread line and bent-pin hook the wee tot set

out to make his first cast in "a wee burnie" he had discovered near his

home. He caught his fish, too, and for the rest of the day he carried

the miserable little specimen about on a plate, exhibiting it

triumphantly. With that first experience began a life which I am fain

to regard as one glorious song in praise of the beauty and the

beneficence of nature.

My bookseller once took me angling with him in a Wisconsin lake which

was the property of a club of anglers to which my friend belonged. As

we were to be absent several days I carried along a box of books, for I

esteem appropriate reading to be a most important adjunct to an angling

expedition. My bookseller had with him enough machinery to stock a

whaling expedition, and I could not help wondering what my old Walton

would think, could he drop down into our company with his modest

equipment of hooks, flies, and gentles.

The lake whither we went was a large and beautiful expanse, girt by a

landscape which to my fancy was the embodiment of poetic delicacy and

suggestion. I began to inquire about the chub, dace, and trouts, but

my bookseller lost no time in telling me that the lake had been rid of

all cheap fry, and had been stocked with game fish, such as bass and

pike.

I did not at all relish this covert sneer at traditions which I have

always reverenced, and the better acquainted I became with my

bookseller's modern art of angling the less I liked it. I have little

love for that kind of angling which does not admit of a simultaneous

enjoyment of the surrounding beauties of nature. My bookseller enjoined

silence upon me, but I did not heed the injunction, for I must, indeed,

have been a mere wooden effigy to hold my peace amid that picturesque

environment of hill, valley, wood, meadow, and arching sky of clear

blue.

It was fortunate for me that I had my "Noctes Ambrosianae" along, for

when I had exhausted my praise of the surrounding glories of nature, my

bookseller would not converse with me; so I opened my book and read to

him that famous passage between Kit North and the Ettrick Shepherd,

wherein the shepherd discourses boastfully of his prowess as a piscator

of sawmon.

As the sun approached midheaven and its heat became insupportable, I

raised my umbrella; to this sensible proceeding my bookseller

objected--in fact, there was hardly any reasonable suggestion I had to

make for beguiling the time that my bookseller did not protest against

it, and when finally I produced my "Newcastle Fisher's Garlands" from

my basket, and began to troll those spirited lines beginning

Away wi' carking care and gloom

That make life's pathway weedy O!

A cheerful glass makes flowers to bloom

And lightsome hours fly speedy O!

he gathered in his rod and tackle, and declared that it was no use

trying to catch fish while Bedlam ran riot.

As for me, I had a delightful time of it; I caught no fish, to be sure:

but what of that? I COULD have caught fish had I so desired, but, as I

have already intimated to you and as I have always maintained and

always shall, the mere catching of fish is the least of the many

enjoyments comprehended in the broad, gracious art of angling.

Even my bookseller was compelled to admit ultimately that I was a

worthy disciple of Walton, for when we had returned to the club house

and had partaken of our supper I regaled the company with many a

cheery tale and merry song which I had gathered from my books. Indeed,

before I returned to the city I was elected an honorary member of the

club by acclamation--not for the number of fish I had expiscated (for I

did not catch one), but for that mastery of the science of angling and

the literature and the traditions and the religion and the philosophy

thereof which, by the grace of the companionship of books, I had

achieved.

It is said that, with his feet over the fender, Macaulay could

discourse learnedly of French poetry, art, and philosophy. Yet he

never visited Paris that he did not experience the most exasperating

difficulties in making himself understood by the French customs

officers.

In like manner I am a fender-fisherman. With my shins toasting before

a roaring fire, and with Judge Methuen at my side, I love to exploit

the joys and the glories of angling. The Judge is "a brother of the

angle," as all will allow who have heard him tell Father Prout's story

of the bishop and the turbots or heard him sing--

With angle rod and lightsome heart,

Our conscience clear, we gay depart

To pebbly brooks and purling streams,

And ne'er a care to vex our dreams.

And how could the lot of the fender-fisherman be happier? No colds,

quinsies or asthmas follow his incursions into the realms of fancy

where in cool streams and peaceful lakes a legion of chubs and trouts

and sawmon await him; in fancy he can hie away to the far-off Yalrow

and once more share the benefits of the companionship of Kit North, the

Shepherd, and that noble Edinburgh band; in fancy he can trudge the

banks of the Blackwater with the sage of Watergrasshill; in fancy he

can hear the music of the Tyne and feel the wind sweep cool and fresh

o'er Coquetdale; in fancy, too, he knows the friendships which only he

can know--the friendships of the immortals whose spirits hover where

human love and sympathy attract them.

How well I love ye, O my precious books--my Prout, my Wilson, my

Phillips, my Berners, my Doubleday, my Roxby, my Chatto, my Thompson,

my Crawhall! For ye are full of joyousness and cheer, and your songs

uplift me and make me young and strong again.

And thou, homely little brown thing with worn leaves, yet more precious

to me than all jewels of the earth--come, let me take thee from thy

shelf and hold thee lovingly in my hands and press thee tenderly to

this aged and slow-pulsing heart of mine! Dost thou remember how I

found thee half a century ago all tumbled in a lot of paltry trash?

Did I not joyously possess thee for a sixpence, and have I not

cherished thee full sweetly all these years? My Walton, soon must we

part forever; when I am gone say unto him who next shall have thee to

his own that with his latest breath an old man blessed thee!

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