THE ANTI-PICADORS.

A conference of subscribers and contributors to the correspondence

columns of _The Times_ was held at Caxton Hall on Saturday last, to

discuss the situation created in the issue of December 21st by the

printing of the interview with President WILSON in larger type than

had ever been used previously in the body of the paper. Amongst those

present were "Scrutator," "Bis Dat Qui Cito Dat," "Judex," "Vindex,"

"Palmam Qui Meruit Ferat," "Rusticus Expectans," "Old Etonian," "Anxious

Parent," "Anti-Jacobin," "Puzzled," "Octogenarian," "Quousque Tandem,"

and "The Thin End of the Wedge."

The Chair was taken by a "Subscriber of Fifty Years' Standing," who

prefaced his remarks by observing that neither he nor any of those

present was animated by the faintest antagonism to President WILSON.

Their gratitude to him for his services in the War was so great that,

in the abstract, they could have no objection to his being accorded the

distinction of the largest possible type, so long as proper distinction

was made typographically between the remarks of the PRESIDENT and the

comments of the interviewer--as for example that Mr. WILSON's bedroom

is "strictly First Empire," or that "there seems to be some kind of

competition between the upper and the lower halves of his features,"

or that his "grey lounge suit" was "well cut into his body." But there

ought to be some harmony between the size of the type and the importance

of the views expressed. He had himself contributed many letters to _The

Times_ on subjects of the greatest urgency, but had never attained

the dignity even of long primer. (Sensation.) He thought that in the

circumstances they were entitled to address a modest protest to the

Editor, to the effect that the use of "pica" should be reserved for the

rarest occasions and not be allowed to prejudice the claims of those who

were entitled to exercise the indefeasible privilege of "writing to _The

Times_." (Cheers.)

"Scrutator," who followed, disclaimed any personal grievance. His

letters had always appeared in large type and on the best pages. But

he drew the line at "pica"; it looked too like an advertisement and

destroyed the balance of the page. In old days an editor controlled the

"make-up" of his paper. Now he was at the mercy of his "maker-up."

"Judex," speaking from the body of the hall, said that he had heard

the interview in question spoken of as a "splendid scoop." He was not

certain what the phrase meant, but he did not like the sound of it, and

dreaded the prospect of President WILSON being made the subject of a

typographical competition between our daily papers. While the paper

shortage lasted this might lead to very serious results in the way of

restricting the space available for the ventilation of the views of

those present.

An "Anxious Parent" pointed out that the use of "pica" was unfortunate,

as it irresistibly suggested "picador," one who participated in a cruel

sport, whereas President WILSON was a most humane and compassionate man

and had never assisted at a bull-fight.

After several other speeches it was ultimately resolved to form an

association, to be known as the "Anti-Picador League," and a small

committee was appointed to draw up an appeal to the principal Editors to

abstain as far as possible from typographical Jumbomania.

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