It is a Christmas morning in Surrey--cold, still and gray, with a frail
glimmer of sunshine coming through the bare trees to melt the hoar-frost
on the lawn. The postman has just gone out, swinging the gate behind
him. A fire burns brightly in the breakfast-room; and there is silence
about the house, for the children have gone off to climb Box Hill before
being marched to church.
The small and gentle lady who presides over the household walks sedately
in, and lifts the solitary letter that is lying on her plate. About
three seconds suffice to let her run through its contents, and then she
suddenly cries:
“I knew it! I said it! I told you two months ago she was only flirting
with him; and now she has rejected him. And oh! I am so glad of it! The
poor boy!”
The other person in the room, who had been meekly waiting for his
breakfast for half an hour, ventures to point out that there is nothing
to rejoice over in the fact of a young man having been rejected by a
young woman.
“If it were final, yes! If these two young folks were not certain to go
and marry somebody else, you might congratulate them both. But you know
they will. The poor boy will go courting again in three months’ time,
and be vastly pleased with his condition.”
“Oh, never, never!” she says. “He has had such a lesson! You know I
warned him. I knew she was only flirting with him. Poor Charlie! Now I
hope he will get on with his profession, and leave such things out of
his head. And as for that creature--”
“I will do you the justice to say,” observes her husband, who is still
regarding the table with a longing eye, “that you did oppose this
match, because you hadn’t the making of it. If you had brought these
two together they would have been married ere this. Never mind; you can
marry him to somebody of your own choosing now.”
“No,” she says, with much decision; “he must not think of marriage. He
cannot think of it. It will take the poor lad a long time to get over
this blow.”
“He will marry within a year.”
“I will bet you whatever you like that he doesn’t,” she says,
triumphantly.
“Whatever I like! That is a big wager. If you lose, do you think you
could pay? I should like, for example, to have my own way in my own
house.”
“If I lose you shall,” says the generous creature; and the bargain is
concluded.
Nothing further is said about this matter for the moment. The children
return from Box Hill, and are rigged out for church. Two young people,
friends of ours, and recently married, having no domestic circle of
their own, and having promised to spend the whole Christmas Day with
us, arrived. Then we set out, trying as much as possible to think that
Christmas Day is different from any other day, and pleased to observe
that the younger folk, at least, cherish the delusion.
But just before reaching the church I say to the small lady who got the
letter in the morning, and whom we generally call Tita:
“When do you expect to see Charlie?”
“I don’t know,” she answers. “After this cruel affair he won’t like to
go about much.”
“You remember that he promised to go with us to the Black Forest?”
“Yes; and I am sure it will be a pleasant trip for him.”
“Shall we go to Huferschingen?”
“I suppose so.”
“Franziska is a pretty girl.”
Now you would not think that any great mischief could be done by the
mere remark that Franziska was a pretty girl. Anybody who had seen
Franziska Fahler, niece of the proprietor of the “Goldenen Bock” in
Huferschingen, would admit that in a moment. But this is nevertheless
true, that our important but diminutive Queen Tita was very thoughtful
during the rest of our walk to this little church; and in church, too,
she was thinking so deeply that she almost forgot to look at the effect
of the decorations she had nailed up the day before. Yet nothing could
have offended in the bare observation that Franziska was a pretty girl.
At dinner in the evening we had our two guests and a few young fellows
from London who did not happen to have their families or homes there.
Curiously enough, there was a vast deal of talk about travelling, and
also about Baden, and more particularly about the southern districts
of Baden. Tita said the Black Forest was the most charming place in the
world; and as it was Christmas Day, and as we had been listening to
a sermon all about charity and kindness and consideration for others,
nobody was rude enough to contradict her. But our forbearance was put to
a severe test when, after dinner, she produced a photographic album and
handed it round, and challenged everybody to say whether the young lady
in the corner was not absolutely lovely. Most of them said that she was
certainly very nice-looking; and Tita seemed a little disappointed.
I perceived that it would no longer do to say that Franziska was a
pretty girl. We should henceforth have to swear by everything we held
dear that she was absolutely lovely.