CHAPTER XXIII.

GENTLEMAN-FARMING--ESTABLISHING A HOME.

From all these industrial antecedents, few would set me down as

belonging to the class of gentlemen farmers. Generally they are men of

leisure, and are always presumed to be independent; for most of us have

inherited the strange idea that one must be wealthy in order to be

gentlemanly. They go into the country because they are rich. I went

because I was poor. Notwithstanding this antagonism between their

condition and mine, it was practically, and for all purposes of human

comfort, so insignificant as to disappear entirely when brought to the

test.

There were neighbors within a mile of me, wealthy citizens who had

purchased lands, erected splendid houses, established lawns that were

gorgeous with fruits, and evergreens and flowers, while costly graperies

were made to yield a winter harvest of extraordinary fruit. They sported

elegant carriages, and had professional experts to look after the

hot-beds in winter, and the garden in summer. My riding was done a-foot,

and I was the professional genius of my own garden. Every avenue of

theirs was nicely gravelled and rolled; every hedge of evergreen was

trimmed into the most artistic shape. Not a day in winter but the

vegetables of early spring were spread in abundance on their tables;

yet many times they have overflowed with generous attention on my own.

I could boast of but few of these ever-present luxuries; yet with these

men, some of whom were the life and charm of the neighborhood, I mingled

with the most cordial association. Though there was no community of

wealth, yet there was one of feeling, such as springs from education,

character, and kindred aspirations after whatever is captivating in the

intellectual, or good in the moral world. Our families became cemented

by cordial friendships, and intercourse was enjoyed and regulated, not

on the assumption that it was money that made the country gentleman, but

that mind, and heart, and education were the true ingredients. Thus,

with no pretensions to a position so widely coveted, I enjoyed all its

advantages.

There is no such leveller as politics, short of the great leveller

himself. Some of my neighbors were prodigious politicians. As most of

them were sensible men, all such agreed with me; and having myself a

good deal of zeal in the cause, we had at times a world of caucussing;

on which occasions the most luminous discussions occurred. I have

sometimes been astonished at the depth of political and financial wisdom

developed on these occasions. There was little doubt, in my mind, that a

cabinet of the strongest character could have been made up from among

us. When I hinted this idea to one of us, he expressed his decided

opinion that there was material enough for two or three. As to

finance--for most of these had been successful and become rich--they

talked of hundreds of millions as if they were every-day trifles. These

caucusses occupied many long evenings just before election-day, when

funds were to raise, candidates to be selected, tickets to print, and

other equally weighty matters were to be engineered to a crisis.

Sometimes, even after election, they were held, especially when it was

discovered that the funds had been used up without expenses having been

paid. On such occasions it was evident we had much less talk and fire,

and that the cash deficit was a considerable damper on the spirits of

all present. But I feel convinced that at these caucuses the nation has

been repeatedly saved. As we generally carried the day at the polls, it

was then unanimously agreed on “our side” that the country was safe--at

least until it needed saving over again.

Somehow--I can hardly say exactly how--these gentlemen discovered that I

was pretty good at writing resolutions, getting up posters that made the

town ring with sensation, and that in a general way I was what one of

the party--a retired grocer--called a “good egg.” The result was that I

was speedily promoted to a high position in their political and social

confidence. On one occasion they even did me the honor of making me

secretary of a meeting which had been called to consider what had better

be done with the town pump; and I have good reason to believe that had I

intimated a wish to that effect, they would have honored me with the

extremely responsible position of chairman. If the country had been in

any actual danger, I think they would have turned to me by a sort of

instinct, so great was their admiration of my ability to get up a

handbill at the shortest possible notice. But having no political

ambition, the security in which I have been content to vegetate will not

surprise the sympathetic reader. Thus village politics are a very

agreeable pastime, especially when you happen to be generally of the

same mind.

Some of these country gentlemen had purchased naked fields, inclosed by

decrepit fences, over which the rank poison-vine and poke-bush struggled

with the wild blackberry for ascendancy, while the weather-beaten trunks

of blasted apple-trees, grown ghastly by age and decay, threw up their

leafless branches in the centre of the grounds. There were stones and

gulleys and barren knolls denuded of the soil. There were ponds which

stagnated in summer, overgrown with spatter-docks and cat-tail, and so

densely populated by frogs, that even when times were most flourishing

and money most abundant, the neighborhood was never without its

congregation of croakers. The buildings were in some cases the

architectural residuum of the men who first squatted on the soil, with

low and unplastered ceilings, blackened by the smoke from huge open

fireplaces. As every thing within was primitive and inconvenient, so all

without was rude and squalid.

It has everywhere been the mission of the gentleman farmer to

reconstruct and regenerate all this. I have seen him engaged in

numberless undertakings of the kind. No one begins improvement with

such courageous zeal; no one goes through with what he undertakes with

such unflagging liberality of expenditure. Wherever he locates he leaves

an almost imperishable mark. Whatever he lays his hand to he improves

and beautifies.

All this is proverbial in the country, though the zeal, the efforts, and

the expenditures of such men are far from being properly appreciated. I

was one day standing near an old homestead, which was thus crumbling

into a heap of firewood, by order of a wealthy citizen who had recently

become the purchaser. A group of idle neighbors were leaning, like

myself, against the old rickety fence, watching the progress of

demolition, when an ancient farmer, who knew nothing beyond six per

cent., broke the silence by observing--

“So it is. When a city man buys a farm and pays for it, then he begins

to spend money.”

“Always so,” responded another, who belonged to the same antediluvian

class; “I’ve seed it many a time.”

There was quite a general assent to this proposition among the group.

The idea of the first speaker was, that because he possessed money, his

sole duty was to keep it, and that gentlemen farmers were great

simpletons for doing otherwise; never for a moment imagining that if for

himself it were a luxury to hoard, it might be with the others a still

greater luxury to spend.

In many neighborhoods, the advent of a gentleman farmer is not hailed

with genuine hospitality. He is too often regarded as a foolish man,

because he spends his money freely, even though it be scattered among

the sneering crowd. However thoroughly he pulls down, however

judiciously he builds up and improves, the masses neither appreciate nor

comprehend. They see him exterminate the most impenetrable hedgerows

with no other remark than as to what the job will cost. He drains the

immemorial marsh, abolishes the spatter-docks, squelches the frogs, digs

up the dead apple-trees, and brings in a huge stand of clover. The

latter they can comprehend, because they know what clover is. They have

been educated to believe in it; but of most of the former operations

they know nothing, and having a vague idea that they cost great sums of

money, condemn them as useless and unprofitable fancies.

But among the gentlemen farmers of this country are to be found its

loftiest minds, its purest patriots, its greatest public benefactors.

They have imported our celebrated breeds of domestic animals, sometimes

at enormous cost, and in many cases have propagated them with no view to

their own profit. The farm-stock of entire neighborhoods has been

regenerated by this infusion of new and better blood. They build neater

and more convenient barns and outhouses; they patronize new plants and

tools; they ditch and under-drain the swamps and meadows; they plant

vast orchards of the choicest fruits; they try costly experiments

exclusively for the public good; their labors enhance the value of the

lands around them; they are the animating spirits of half our

agricultural societies, and, in a hundred ways, by precept and example,

with a generous outlay of means, have made themselves the models of

improved processes which have acted powerfully in inducing others to

imitate their management.

Yet these men are sometimes pitied because their labors afford them no

profit, as if the whole duty of man lay in the acquisition of six per

cent. It is not important that their labor should result in profit; and

if of no consequence to themselves, why should their failure to realize

it be so distressing to others? It would cost them quite as much to live

if they had remained in the city. The only real money difference is,

that what they spend is disbursed in one place instead of another. There

is the vast collateral gratification of living where the most comfort is

to be obtained. They have tramped and sweltered over the hot pavements

of a city long enough. Now they have broad acres and health-inspiring

breezes, glorious lawns, trees loaded with abundant crops of luscious

fruit, gardens whose contents would be coveted by the tenants of every

city market, society enough, books, and whatever they may order the

daily mail to bring them. It is perhaps the most valuable incident in

the whole aim and practice of gentleman farming that profit is not the

object.

But if these establish pleasant homes by restoring the waste places of

the earth, it is not accomplished by merely scattering at random the

contents of a well-filled purse. Taste and inclination must combine to

make the whole effort effective. Take these two last ingredients,

substitute industry and economy for the purse, and then unite all in the

person of a persevering man, penniless though he be, and a home may be

established, less pretentious, it is true, but within which Love will

gladly seek to fold his wings, evermore to nestle round the heart, while

Time, sure in his approaches, but lavish of his compensations, will lift

up the modest occupants into the sunshine of a grateful independence.

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