Braggadochio

As soon as it was dawn, Sir Guyon arose, and, mindful of his appointed

work, armed himself again for the journey.

The little baby whom he had rescued he entrusted to the tender care of

Medina, entreating her to train him up as befitted his noble birth.

Then, since his good steed had been stolen from him, he and the Palmer

fared forward on foot.

It will be remembered that when Sir Guyon heard the cries for help of

the Lady Amavia, he dismounted, and ran into the thicket, leaving his

horse outside. While he was absent, there wandered that way an idle,

worthless fellow, called Braggadochio. This was a man who never did

anything great or good, but who was extremely vain and boastful, and

always trying to make out that he was somebody grand. When he saw the

beautiful horse with its golden saddle and rich trappings, and Sir

Guyon’s spear, he immediately took possession of them, and hurried away.

He was so puffed up with self-conceit that he felt now as if he were

really some noble knight, and he hoped that every one else would think

the same of him. He determined to go first to court, where he thought

such a gallant show would at once attract notice and gain him favour.

Braggadochio had never been trained in chivalry; he rode very badly, and

could not manage Sir Guyon’s splendid high-spirited horse in the least.

He managed, however, to stick on somehow, and presently, seeing a man

sitting on a bank by the roadside, and wishing to show off, he rode at

him, pretending to aim at him with his spear. The silly fellow fell flat

down with fear, crying out for mercy. Braggadochio was very proud and

delighted at this, and shouted at him in a loud voice, “Die, or yield

thyself my captive!” The man was so terrified that he promised at once

to become Braggadochio’s servant. So the two went on together. They were

excellently well suited, for both were vain, and false, and cowardly,

while Braggadochio tried to get his own way by bluster, and his

companion by cunning.

[Illustration: A horseman holding a long spear rides past a man lying on

the ground.]

Trompart (or _Deceit_), for that was the man’s name, speedily discovered

the folly of his master. He was very wily-witted and well accustomed to

every form of cunning trickery, and, to suit his own purpose, he

flattered up Braggadochio, and did all he could to encourage his idle

vanity.

Presently, as the two went along, they met the wicked magician,

Archimago (or _Hypocrisy_), who was now just as angry with Sir Guyon as

he had been before with the Red Cross Knight. When he saw Braggadochio,

he thought he had found a good opportunity to be revenged on both the

knights, and, going up to him, he asked if he would be willing to fight

them.

Braggadochio immediately pretended to fall into a great rage against

them, and said he would slay them both. Then Archimago, seeing that he

had no sword, warned him that he must arm himself with the very best

weapons, for they were two of the mightiest warriors living.

“Silly old man!” said Braggadochio boastfully. “Stop giving advice.

Isn’t one brave man enough, without sword or shield, to make an army

quail? You little know what this right hand can do. Once, when I killed

seven knights with one sword, I swore thenceforward never to wear a

sword in battle again, unless it could be the one that the noblest

knight on earth wears.”

“Good!” said the magician quickly; “that sword you shall have very

shortly. For now the best and noblest knight alive is Prince Arthur, who

lives in the land of the Faerie Queene. He has a sword that is like a

flaming brand. I will undertake that, by my devices, this sword is found

to-morrow at your side.”

At these words the boaster began to quake, for he could not think who it

was that spoke like this. Then Archimago suddenly vanished, for the

north wind, at his command, carried him away, lifting him high into the

air.

Braggadochio and Deceit looked all about, but could find no trace of

him. Nearly dead with fright, they both fled, never turning to look

round till, at last, they came to a green forest where they hid

themselves. Even here fear followed them, and every trembling leaf and

rustle of the wind made their hair stand on end.

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