Look here, Mr. Wrench! If I'm to be 'ampered in performin' my dooties---

_Tom._

More chairs, Ablett! In my apartment, the chamber nearest heaven, you

will find one with a loose leg. We will seat Mrs. Telfer upon that. She

dislikes me, and she is, in every sense, a heavy woman.

_Ablett._

[_Moving toward the door--dropping his glove._] My opinion, you are

meanin' to 'arrass me, Mr. Wrench-----

_Tom._

[_Picking up the glove and throwing it to Ablett--singing._] "Take back

thy glove, thou faithless fair!" Your glove, Ablett.

_Ablett._

Thank you, sir; it _is_ my glove, and you are no gentleman. [_He

withdraws._]

_Tom._

True, Ablett--not even a Walking Gentleman.

_Imogen._

Don't go on so, Wrench. What about your plays? Aren't you trying to

write any plays just now?

_Tom._

Trying! I am doing more than trying to write plays. I am writing plays.

I have written plays.

_Imogen._

Well?

_Tom._

My cupboard upstairs is choked with 'em.

_Imogen._

Won't anyone take a fancy----?

_Tom._

Not a sufficiently violent fancy.

_Imogen._

You know, the speeches were so short and had such ordinary words in

them, in the plays you used to read to me--no big opportunity for the

leading lady, Wrench.

_Tom._

M' yes. I strive to make my people talk and behave like live people,

don't I-?

_Imogen._

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