CHAPTER XII--THAT VARLET ILL-PAUSE, THE DEVIL'S ORATOR

'I made haste and delayed not.'--_David_.

John Bunyan shall himself introduce, describe, and characterise this

varlet, this devil's ally and accomplice, this ancient enemy of Mansoul,

whose name is Ill-pause. Well, this same Ill-pause, says our author, was

the orator of Diabolus on all difficult occasions, nor took Diabolus any

other one with him on difficult occasions, but just Ill-pause alone. And

always when Diabolus had any special plot a-foot against Mansoul, and

when the thing went as Diabolus would have it go, then would Ill-pause

stand up, for he was Diabolus his orator. When Mansoul was under siege

of Emmanuel his four noble captains sent a message to the men of the town

that if they would only throw Ill-pause over the wall to them, that they

might reward him according to his works, then they would hold a parley

with the city; but if this varlet was to be let live in the city, then,

why, the city must see to the consequences. At which Diabolus, who was

there present, was loth to lose his orator, because, had the four

captains once laid their fingers on Ill-pause, be sure his master had

lost his orator. And, then, in the last assault, we read that Ill-pause,

the orator that came along with Diabolus, he also received a grievous

wound in the head, some say that his brain-pan was cracked. This, at any

rate, I have taken notice of, that never after this was he able to do

that mischief to Mansoul as he had done in times past. And then there

was also at Eye-gate that Ill-pause of whom you have heard before. The

same was he that was orator to Diabolus. He did much mischief to the

town of Mansoul, till at last he fell by the hand of the Captain Good-

hope.

1. Well, to begin with, this Ill-pause was a filthy Diabolonian varlet;

a treacherous and a villainous old varlet, the author of the _Holy War_

calls him. Now, what is a varlet? Well, a varlet is just a broken-down

old valet. A varlet is a valet who has come down, and down, and down,

and down again in the world, till, from once having been the servant and

the trusty friend of the very best of masters, he has come to be the ally

and accomplice of the very worst of masters. His first name, the name of

his first office, still sticks to him, indeed; but, like himself, and

with himself, his name has become depraved and corrupted till you would

not know it. A varlet, then, is just short and sharp for a scoundrel who

is ready for anything; and the worse the thing is the more ready he is

for it. There are riff-raff and refuse always about who are ready to

volunteer for any filibustering expedition; and that full as much for the

sheer devilry of the enterprise as for any real profit it is to be to

themselves. Wherever mischief is to be done, there your true varlet is

sure to turn up. Well, just such a land-shark was this Ill-pause, who

was such an ally and accomplice to Diabolus that he had need for no

other. What possible certificate in evil could exceed this--that the

devil took not any with him when he went out on his worst errand but this

same Ill-pause, who was his orator on all his most difficult occasions?

2. Ill-pause was a varlet, then, and he was also an orator. Now, an

orator, as you know, is a great speaker. An orator is a man who has the

excellent and influential gift of public speech. And on great occasions

in public life when people are to be instructed, and impressed, and

moved, and won over, then the great orator sets up his platform.

Quintilian teaches us in his _Institutes_ that it is only a good man who

can be a really great orator. What would that fine writer have said had

he lived to read the _Holy War_, and seen the most successful of all

orators that ever opened a mouth, and who was all the time a diabolical

old varlet? What would the author of _The Education of an Orator_ have

said to that? Diabolus did not on every occasion bring up his great

orator Ill-pause. He did not always come up himself, and he did not

always send up Ill-pause. It was only on difficult occasions that both

Diabolus and his orator also came up. You do not hear your great

preachers every Sabbath. They would not long remain great preachers, and

you would soon cease to pay any attention to them, if they were always in

the pulpit. Neither do you have your great orators at every street

corner. Their masters only build theatres for them when some great

occasion arises in the land, and when the best wisdom must straightway be

spoken to the people and in the best way. Then you bring up Quintilian's

orator if you have him at your call. As Diabolus has done from time to

time with his great and almost always successful orator Ill-pause. On

difficult occasions he came himself on the scene and Ill-pause with him.

On such difficult occasions as in the Garden of Eden; as when Noah was

told to make haste and build an ark; as also when Abraham was told to

make haste and leave his father's house; when Jacob was bid remember and

pay the vow he had made when his trouble was upon him; as also when

Joseph had to flee for what was better than life; and on that memorable

occasion when David sent Joab out against Rabbah, but David tarried still

at Jerusalem. On all these essential, first-class, and difficult

occasions the old serpent brought up Ill-pause. As also when our Lord

was in the wilderness; when He set His face to go up to Jerusalem; when

He saw certain Greeks among them that came up to the passover; as also

again and again in the Garden. As also on crucial occasions in your own

life. As when you had been told not to eat, not to touch, and not even

to look at the forbidden fruit, then Ill-pause, the devil's orator, came

to you and said that it was a tree to be desired. And, you shall not

surely die. As also when you were moved to terror and to tears under a

Sabbath, or under a sermon, or at some death-bed, or on your own sick-

bed--Ill-pause got you to put off till a more convenient season your

admitted need of repentance and reformation and peace with God. On such

difficult occasions as these the devil took Ill-pause to help him with

you, and the result, from the devil's point of view, has justified his

confidence in his orator. When Ill-pause gets his new honours paid him

in hell; when there is a new joy in hell over another sinner that has not

yet repented, your name will be heard sounding among the infernal cheers.

Just think of your baptismal name and your pet name at home giving them

joy to-night at their supper in hell! And yet one would not at first

sight think that such triumphs and such toasts, such medals, and clasps,

and garters were to be won on earth or in hell just by saying such simple-

sounding and such commonplace things as those are for which Ill-pause

receives his decorations. 'Take time,' he says. 'Yes,' he admits, 'but

there is no such hurry; to-morrow will do; next year will do; after you

are old will do quite as well. The darkness shall cover you, and your

sin will not find you out. Christ died for sin, and it is a faithful

saying that His blood will cleanse you later on from all this sin.'

Everyday and well-known words, indeed, but a true orator is seen in

nothing more than in this, that he can take up what everybody knows and

says, and put it so as to carry everybody captive. One of Quintilian's

own orators has said that a great speaker only gives back to his hearers

in flood what they have already given to him in vapour.

3. 'I was always pleased,' says Calvin, 'with that saying of Chrysostom,

"The foundation of our philosophy is humility"; and yet more pleased with

that of Augustine: "As," says he, "the rhetorician being asked, What was

the first thing in the rules of eloquence? he answered, Pronunciation;

what was the second? Pronunciation; what was the third? and still he

answered, Pronunciation. So if you would ask me concerning the precepts

of the Christian religion, I would answer, firstly, secondly, thirdly,

and for ever, Humility."' And when Ill-pause opened his elocutionary

school for the young orators of hell, he is reported to have said this to

them in his opening address, 'There are only three things in my school,'

he said; 'three rules, and no more to be called rules. The first is

Delay, the second is Delay, and the third is Delay. Study the art of

delay, my sons; make all your studies to tell on how to make the fools

delay. Only get those to whom your master sends you to delay, and you

will not need to envy me my laurels; you will soon have a shining crown

of your own. Get the father to delay teaching his little boy how to

pray. Get him on any pretext you can invent to put off speaking in

private to his son about his soul. Get him to delegate all that to the

minister. And then by hook or by crook get that son as he grows up to

put off the Lord's Supper. And after that you will easily get him to put

off purity and prayer till he is a married man and at the head of a

house. Only get the idea of a more convenient season well into their

heads, and their game is up, and your spurs are won. Take their arm in

yours, as I used to do, at their church door, if you are posted there,

and say to them as they come out that to-morrow will be time enough to

give what they had thought of giving while they were still in their pew

and the minister or missionary was still in the pulpit. Only, as you

value your master's praises and the applause of all this place, keep

them, at any cost, from striking while the iron is hot. Let them fill

their hearts, and their mouths too, if it gives them any comfort, with

the best intentions; only, my scholars, remember that the beginning and

middle and end of your office is by hook or by crook to secure delay.'

And a great crop of young orators sprang up ready for their work under

that teaching and out of the persuasionary school of Ill-pause. In fine,

Mansoul desired some time in which to prepare its answer.'

There are many men among ourselves who have been bedevilled out of their

best life, out of the salvation of their souls, and out of all that

constitutes and accompanies salvation now for many years. And still

their sin-deceived hearts are saying to them to-night, Take time! For

many years, every new year, every birthday, and, for a long time, every

Communion-day, they were just about to be done with their besetting sin;

and now all the years lie behind them, one long downward road all paved,

down to this Sabbath night, with the best intentions. And, still, as if

that were not enough, that same varlet is squat at their ear. Well, my

very miserable brother, you have long talked about the end of an old year

and the beginning of a new year as being your set time for repentance and

for reformation. Let all the weight of those so many remorseful years

fall on your heart at the close of this year, and at last compel you to

take the step that should have been taken, oh! so many unhappy years ago!

Go straight home then, to-night, shut your door, and, after so many

desecrated Sabbath nights, God will still meet you in your secret

chamber. As soon as you shut your door God will be with you, and you

will be with God. With GOD! Think of it, my brother, and the thing is

done. With GOD! And then tell Him all. And if any one knocks at your

door, say that there is Some One with you to-night, and that you cannot

come down. And continue till you have told it all to God. He knows it

all already; but that is one of Ill-pause's sophistries still in your

heart. Tell your Father it all. Tell Him how many years it is. Tell

Him all that you so well remember over all those wild, miserable, mad,

remorseful years. Tell Him that you have not had one really happy, one

really satisfied day all those years, and tell Him that you have spent

all, and are now no longer a young man; youth and health and self-respect

and self-command are all gone, till you are a shipwreck rather than a

man. And tell Him that if He will take you back that you are to-night at

His feet.

4. 'We seldom overcome any one vice perfectly,' complains A Kempis. And,

again, 'If only every new year we would root out but one vice.' Well,

now, what do you say to that, my true and very brethren? What do you say

to that? Here we are, by God's grace and long-suffering to usward, near

the end of another year, another vicious year; and why have we been borne

with through so many vicious years but that we should now cease from vice

and begin to learn virtue? Why are we here over Ill-pause this Sabbath

night? Why, but that we should shake off that varlet liar before another

new year. That is the whole reason why we have been spared to see this

Sabbath night. God decreed it for us that we should have this text and

this discourse here to-night, and that is the reason why you and I have

been so unaccountably spared so long. Let us select one vice for the axe

then to-night, and give God in heaven the satisfaction of seeing that His

long-suffering with us has not been wholly in vain. Let us lay the axe

at one vice from this night. And what one from among so many shall it

be? What is the mockery of preaching if a preacher does not practise?

And, accordingly, I have selected one vice out of my thicket for next

year. Will you do the same? The secret of the Lord is with them that

fear Him. Just make your selection and keep it to yourself, at least

till you are able this time next year to say to us--Come, all ye that

fear God, and I will tell you what He hath done for my soul. Yes, come

on, and from this day all your days on earth, and all the days of

eternity, you will thank God for John Bunyan and his _Holy War_ and his

Ill-pause. Make your selection, then, for your new axe. Attack some one

sin at this so auspicious season. Swear before God, and unknown to all

men--swear sure death, and that without any more delay, to that selected

sin. Never once, all your days, do that sin again. Determine never once

to do it again. Determine that by prayer, by secret, and at the same

time outspoken, prayer on your knees. Determine it by faith in the

cleansing blood and renewing spirit of Jesus Christ. Determine it by

fear of instant death, and by sure hope of everlasting life. Determine

it by reasons, and motives, and arguments, and encouragements known to no-

one but yourself, and to be suspected by no human being. Name the doomed

sin. Denounce it. Execrate it. Execute it. Draw a line across your

short and uncertain life, and say to that besetting and presumptuous sin,

Hitherto, and no further! Do not say you cannot do it. You can if you

only will. You can if you only choose. And smiting down that one sin

will loosen and shake down the whole evil fabric of sin. Breaking but

that one link will break the whole of Satan's snare and evil fetter. Here

is A Kempis's forest of vices out of which he hewed down one every year.

Restless lust, outward senses, empty phantoms, always longing to get,

always sparing to give, careless as to talk, unwilling to sit silent,

eager for food, wakeful for news, weary of a good book, quick to anger,

easy of offence at my neighbour, and too ready to judge him, too merry

over prosperity, and too gloomy, fretful, and peevish in adversity; so

often making good rules for my future life, and coming so little speed

with them all, and so on. And, in facing even such a terrible thicket as

that, let not even an old man absolutely despair. At forty, at sixty, at

threescore and ten, let not an old penitent despair. Only take axe in

hand and see if the sun does not stand still upon Gibeon, and the moon in

the valley of Ajalon till you have avenged yourself on your enemies. And

always when you stop to wipe your brow, and to whet the edge of your axe,

and to wet your lips with water, keep on saying things like those of

another great sinner deep in his thicket of vice, say this: O God, he

said, Thou hast not cut off as a weaver my life, nor from day even to

night hast Thou made an end of me. But Thou hast vouchsafed to me life

and breath even to this hour from childhood, youth, and hitherto even

unto old age. He holdeth our soul in life, and suffereth not our feet to

slide, rescuing me from perils, sicknesses, poverty, bondage, public

shame, evil chances; keeping me from perishing in my sins, and waiting

patiently for my full conversion. Glory be to Thee, O Lord, glory to

Thee, for Thine incomprehensible and unimaginable goodness toward me of

all sinners far and away the most unworthy. The voices and the concert

of voices of angels and men be to Thee; the concert of all thy saints in

heaven and of all Thy creatures in heaven and on earth; and of me,

beneath their feet an unworthy and wretched sinner, Thy abject creature;

my praise also, now, in this day and hour, and every day till my last

breath, and till the end of this world, and then to all eternity, where

they cease not saying, To Him who loved us, Amen!

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