"And That's
"And That's How It Was, Officer"
作者：Sholto, Ralph
体例：题 章数：27
字数：51,039 来源：Project Gutenberg
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章节目录
共 27 题- By Ralph Sholto
- Uncle Peter was mildly interested. "Then if you aren't a woman, what--?"
- Uncle Peter gasped. "Cora! In the name of all decency--"
- I reluctantly took my hands away and answered her.
- Bag Ears said, "Lady--leave us not be formal. Just call me Bag Ears."
- I strove to quiet him down. "Never mind, Bag Ears--"
- But Joy evinced great interest. "Tell me--"
- Bag Ears looked up politely and asked, "Who's the fat sack?"
- Cora frowned. "You've got him all wrong. He's not--"
- The blonde looked wonderingly at Joy. "Is this guy for real?"
- Bag Ears said, "Man oh man!"
- Joy said, "Quit gaping, you moron! I'm back here too."
- I gave Bag Ears a stern admonition to keep his eyes front.
- Joy now spoke with relish. "Lying again. I'll have to--"
- The barkeep said, "Pure dynamite, huh?"
- He raised the glass and grinned. "Salud."
- I yelled, "It's murder. They're trying to poison you!"
- Joy said, "Thank you."
- Bag Ears said, "Pretty--pretty--pretty."
- Joy looked at me. "What's eating _him_?"
- I poured two and we drank to that.
- Joy said, "Oh, my painted G-string!"
- I strove to absorb all this. "You mean those people weren't destroyed?"
- I turned to Uncle Peter. "You did not answer my question."
- I glanced at Cora. "Are you taking her with you?"
- THE END
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