CHAPTER XVIII

"You'll see another phase of the front now, Harry," said Captain

Godfrey, as I turned my eyes to the front once more.

"What's the next stop?" I asked.

"We're heading for a rest billet behind the lines. There'll be lots

of men there who are just out of the trenches. It's a ghastly strain

for even the best and most seasoned troops--this work in the

trenches. So, after a battalion has been in for a certain length of

time, it's pulled out and sent back to a rest billet."

"What do they do there?" I asked.

"Well, they don't loaf--there's none of that in the British army,

these days! But it's paradise, after the trenches. For one thing

there isn't the constant danger there is up front. The men aren't

under steady fire. Of course, there's always the chance of a bomb

dropping raid by a Taube or a Fokker. The men get a chance to clean

up. They get baths, and their clothes are cleaned and disinfected.

They get rid of the cooties--you know what they are?"

I could guess. The plague of vermin in the trenches is one of the

minor horrors of war.

"They do a lot of drilling," Godfrey went on. "Except for those times

in the rest billets, regiments might get a bit slack. In the

trenches, you see, the routine is strict, but it's different. Men are

much more on their own. There aren't any inspections of kit and all

that sort of thing--not for neatness, anyway.

"And it's a good thing for soldiers to be neat. It helps discipline.

And discipline, in time of war, isn't just a parade-ground matter. It

means lives--every time. Your disciplined man, who's trained to do

certain things automatically, is the man you can depend on in any

sort of emergency.

"That's the thing that the Canadians and the Australians have had to

learn since they came out. There never were any braver troops than

those in the world, but at first they didn't have the automatic

discipline they needed. That'll be the first problem in training the

new American armies, too. It's a highly practical matter. And so, in

the rest billets, they drill the men a goodish bit. It keeps up the

morale, and makes them fitter and keener for the work when they go

back to the trenches."

"You don't make it sound much like a real rest for them," I said.

"Oh, but it is, all right! They have a comfortable place to sleep.

They get better food. The men in the trenches get the best food it's

possible to give them, but it can't be cooked much, for there aren't

facilities. The diet gets pretty monotonous. In the rest billets they

get more variety. And they have plenty of free time, and there are

hours when they can go to the estaminet--there's always one handy, a

sort of pub, you know--and buy things for themselves. Oh, they have a

pretty good time, as you'll see, in a rest billet."

I had to take his word for it. We went bowling along at a good speed,

but pretty soon we encountered a detachment of Somerset men. They

halted when they spied our caravan, and so did we. As usual they

recognized us.

"You'm Harry Lauder!" said one of them, in the broad accent of his

country. "Us has seen 'ee often!"

Johnson was out already, and he and the drivers were unlimbering the

wee piano. It didn't take so long, now that we were getting used to

the task, to make ready for a roadside concert. While I waited I

talked to the men. They were on their way to Ypres. Tommy can't get

the name right, and long ago ceased trying to do so. The French and

Belgians call it "Eepre"--that's as near as I can give it to you in

print, at least. But Tommy, as all the world must know by now, calls

it Wipers, and that is another name that will live as long as British

history is told.

The Somerset men squatted in the road while I sang my songs for them,

and gave me their most rapt attention. It was hugely gratifying and

flattering, the silence that always descended upon an audience of

soldiers when I sang. There were never any interruptions. But at the

end of a song, and during the chorus, which they always wanted to

sing with me, as I wanted them to do, too, they made up for their

silence.

Soon the Reverend Harry Lauder, M.P., Tour was on its way again. The

cheers of the Somerset men sounded gayly in our ears, and the cars

quickly picked up speed and began to mop up the miles at a great

rate. And then, suddenly--whoa! We were in the midst of soldiers

again. This time it was a bunch of motor repair men.

They wandered along the roads, working on the trucks and cars that

were abandoned when they got into trouble, and left along the side of

the road. We had seen scores of such wrecks that day, and I had

wondered if they were left there indefinitely. Far from it, as I

learned now. Squads like this--there were two hundred men in this

particular party--were always at work. Many of the cars they salvaged

without difficulty--those that had been abandoned because of

comparatively minor engine troubles or defects. Others had to be

towed to a repair shop, or loaded upon other trucks for the journey,

if their wheels were out of commission.

Others still were beyond repair. They had been utterly smashed in a

collision, maybe, or as a result of skidding. Or they had burned.

Sometimes they had been knocked off the road and generally

demoralized by a shell. And in such cases often, all that men such as

these we had met now could do was to retrieve some parts to be used

in repairing other cars in a less hopeless state.

By this time Johnson and the two soldier chauffeurs had reduced the

business of setting our stage to a fine point. It took us but a very

few minutes indeed to be ready for a concert, and from the time when

we sighted a potential audience to the moment for the opening number

was an almost incredibly brief period. This time that was a good

thing, for it was growing late. And so, although the repair men were

loath to let me go, it was but an abbreviated programme that I was

able to offer them. This was one of the most enthusiastic audiences I

had had yet, for nearly every man there, it turned out, had been what

Americans would call a Harry Lauder fan in the old days. They had

been wont to go again and again to hear me. I wanted to stay and sing

more songs for them, but Captain Godfrey was in charge, and I had to

obey his orders, reluctant though I was to go on.

Our destination was a town called Aubigny--rather an old chateau just

outside the town. Aubigny was the billet of the Fifteenth Division,

then in rest. Many officers were quartered in the chateau, as the

guests of its French owners, who remained in possession, having

refused to clear out, despite the nearness of the actual fighting

front.

This was a Scots division, I was glad to find. I heard good Scots

talk all around me when I arrived, and it was Scottish hospitality,

mingled with French, that awaited us. I know no finer combination,

nor one more warming to the cockles of a man's heart.

Here there was luxury, compared to what I had seen that day. As

Godfrey had warned me, the idea of resting that the troops had was a

bit more strenuous than mine would be. There was no lying and lolling

about. Hot though the weather was a deal of football was played, and

there were games of one sort and another going on nearly all the time

when the men were off duty.

This division, I learned, had seen some of the hardest and bloodiest

fighting of the whole war. They had been through the great offensive

that had pivoted on Arras, and had been sorely knocked about. They

had well earned such rest as was coming to them now, and they were

getting ready, in the most cheerful way you can imagine, for their

next tour of duty in the trenches. They knew about how much time they

would have, and they made the best use they could of it.

New drafts were coming out daily from home to fill up their sadly

depleted ranks. The new men were quickly drawn in and assimilated

into organizations that had been reduced to mere skeletons. New

officers were getting acquainted with their men; that wonderful thing

that is called esprit de corps was being made all around me. It is a

great sight to watch it in the making; it helps you to understand the

victories our laddies have won.

I was glad to see the kilted men of the Scots regiments all about me.

It was them, after all, that I had come to see. I wanted to talk to

them, and see them here, in France. I had seen them at hame, flocking

to the recruiting offices. I had seen them in their training camps.

But this was different. I love all the soldiers of the Empire, but it

is natural, is it no, that my warmest feeling should be for the

laddies who wear the kilt.

They were the most cheerful souls, as I saw them when we reached

their rest camp, that you could imagine. They were laughing and

joking all about us, and when they heard that the Reverend Harry

Lauder, M.P., Tour had arrived they crowded about us to see. They

wanted to make sure that I was there, and I was greeted in all sorts

of dialect that sounded enough, I'll be bound, to Godfrey and some of

the rest of our party. There were even men who spoke to me in the

Gaelic.

I saw a good deal, afterward, of these Scots troops. My, how hard

they did work while they rested! And what chances they took of broken

bones and bruises in their play! Ye would think, would ye no, that

they had enough of that in the trenches, where they got lumps and

bruises and sorer hurts in the run of duty? But no. So soon as they

came back to their rest billets they must begin to play by knocking

the skin and the hair off one another at sports of various sorts, of

which football was among the mildest, that are not by any means to be

recommended to those of a delicate fiber.

Some of the men I met at Aubigny had been out since Mons--some of the

old kilted regiments of the old regular army, they were. Away back in

those desperate days the Germans had dubbed them the ladies from

Hell, on account of their kilts. Some of the Germans really thought

they were women! That was learned from prisoners. Since Mons they

have been out, and auld Scotland has poured out men by the scores of

thousands, as fast as they were needed, to fill the gaps the German

shells and bullets have torn in the Scots ranks. Aye--since Mons, and

they will be there at the finish, when it comes, please God!

There have always been Scots regiments in the British army, ever

since the day when King Jamie the Sixth, of Scotland, of the famous

and unhappy house of Stuart, became King James the First of England.

The kilted regiments, the Highlanders, belonging to the immortal

Highland Brigade, include the Gordon Highlanders, the Forty-second,

the world famous Black Watch, as it is better known than by its

numbered designation, the Seaforth Highlanders, and the Argyle and

Sutherland regiment, or the Princess Louise's Own. That was the

regiment to a territorial battalion of which my boy John belonged at

the outbreak of the war, and with which he served until he was killed.

Some of those old, famous regiments have been wiped out half a dozen

times, almost literally annihilated, since Mons. New drafts, and the

addition of territorial battalions, have replenished them and kept up

their strength, and the continuity of their tradition has never been

broken. The men who compose a regiment may be wiped out, but the

regiment survives. It is an organization, an entity, a creature with

a soul as well as a body. And the Germans have no discovered a way

yet of killing the soul! They can do dreadful things to the bodies of

men and women, but their souls are safe from them.

Of course there are Scots regiments that are not kilted and that have

naught to do with the Hielanders, who have given as fine and brave an

account of themselves as any. There are the Scots Guards, one of the

regiments of the Guards Brigade, the very pick and flower of the

British army. There are the King's Own Scottish Borderers, with as

fine a history and tradition as any regiment in the army, and a

record of service of which any regiment might well be proud; the

Scots Fusiliers, the Royal Scots, the Scottish Rifles, and the Scots

Greys, of Crimean fame--the only cavalry regiment from Scotland.

Since this war began other Highland regiments have been raised beside

those originally included in the Highland Brigade. There are Scots

from Canada who wear the kilt and their own tartan and cap. Every

Highland regiment, of course, has its own distinguishing tartan and

cap. One of the proudest moments of my life came when I heard that

the ninth battalion of the Highland Light Infantry, which was raised

in Glasgow, but has its depot, where its recruits and new drafts are

trained, at Hamilton, was known as the Harry Landers. That was

because they had adopted the Balmoral cap, with dice, that had become

associated with me because I had worn it so often and so long on the

stage in singing one of my most famous and successful songs, "I Love

a Lassie."

But in the trenches, of course, the Hieland troops all look alike.

They cling to their kilts--or, rather, their kilts cling to them--but

kilts and jackets are all of khaki. If they wore the bright plaids of

the tartans they would be much too conspicuous a mark for the

Germans, and so they have to forswear their much loved colors when

they are actually at grips with Fritz.

I wear the kilt nearly always, myself, as I have said. Partly I do so

because it is my native costume, and I am proud of my Highland birth;

partly because I revel in the comfort of the costume. But it brings

me some amusing experiences. Very often I am asked a question that

is, I presume, fired at many a Hieland soldier, intimate though it is.

"I say, Harry," someone will ask me, "you wear the kilt. Do you not

wear anything underneath it?"

I do, myself. I wear a very short pair of trunks, chiefly for reasons

of modesty. So do some of the soldiers. But if they do they must

provide it for themselves; no such garment is served out to them with

their uniform. And so the vast majority of the men wear nothing but

their skins under the kilt. He is bare, that is, from the waist to

the hose--except for the kilt. But that is garment enough! I'll tell

ye so, and I'm thinkin' I know!

So clad the Highland soldier is a great deal more comfortable and a

great deal more sanely dressed, I believe, than the city dweller who

is trousered and underweared within an inch of his life. I think it

is a matter of medical record, that can be verified from the reports

of the army surgeons, that the kilted troops are among the healthiest

in the whole army. I know that the Highland troops are much less

subject to abdominal troubles of all sorts--colic and the like. The

kilt lies snug and warm around the stomach, in several thick layers,

and a more perfect protection from the cold has never been devised

for that highly delicate and susceptible region of the human anatomy.

Women, particularly, are always asking me another question. I have

seen them eyeing me, in cold weather, when I was walkin' around,

comfortably, in my kilt. And their eyes would wander to my knees, and

I would know before they opened their mouths what it was that they

were going to say.

"Oh, Mr. Lauder," they would ask me. "Don't your poor knees get cold--

with no coverings, exposed to this bitter cold?"

Well, they never have! That's all I can tell you. They have had the

chance, in all sorts of bitter weather. I am not thinking only of the

comparitively mild winters of Britain--although, up north, in

Scotland, we get some pretty severe winter weather. But I have been

in Western Canada, and in the northwestern states of the United

States, Montana, North Dakota, Minnesota, where the thermometer drops

far below zero. And my knees have never been cold yet. They do not

suffer from the cold any more than does my face, which is as little

covered and protected as they--and for the same reason, I suppose.

They are used to the weather.

And when it comes to the general question of health, I am certain,

from my own experience, that the kilt is best. Several times, for one

reason or another, I have laid my kilts aside and put on trousers.

And each time I have been seized by violent colds, and my life has

been made wretched. A good many soldiers of my acquaintance have had

the same experience.

Practical reasons aside, however, the Scots soldier loves his kilt,

and would fight like a steer to keep from having it taken away from

him, should anyone be so foolish as to try such a performance. He

loves it, not only because it is warm and comfortable, but because it

is indistinguishably associated in his mind with some of the most

glorious pages of Scottish history. It is a sign and symbol of his

hameland to him. There have been times, in Scotland, when all was not

as peaceful in the country's relations with England as it now is,

when the loyal Scot who wore the kilt did so knowing that he might be

tried for his life for doing so, since death had been the penalty

appointed for that "crime."

Aye, it is peace and friendship now between Scot and Englishman. But

that is not to say that there is no a friendly rivalry between them

still. English regiments and Scots regiments have a lot of fun with

one another, and a bit rough it gets, too, at times. But it is all in

fun, and there is no harm done. I have in mind a tale an officer told

me--though the men of whom he told it did not know that an officer

had any inkling of the story.

The English soldiers are very fond of harping on the old idea of the

difficulty of making a Scotsman see a joke. That is a base slander,

I'll say, but no matter. There were two regiments in rest close to

one another, one English and one Scots. They met at the estaminet or

pub in the nearby town. And one day the Englishman put up a great

joke on some of the Scots, and did get a little proof of that pet

idea of theirs, for the Scots were slow to see the joke.

Ah, weel, that was enough! For days the English rang the changes on

that joke, teasing the Hielanders and making sport of them. But at

last, when the worst of the tormentors were all assembled together,

two of the Scots came into the room where they were havin' a wee

drappie.

"Mon, Sandy," said one of them, shaking his head, "I've been thinking

what a sad thing that would be! I hope it will no come to pass."

"Aye, that would be a sore business, indeed, Tam," said Sandy, and

he, too, shook his head.

And so they went on. The Englishmen stood it as long as they could

and then one turned to Sandy.

"What is it would be such a bad business?" he asked.

"Mon-mon," said Sandy. "We've been thinking, Tam and I, what would

become of England, should Scotland make a separate peace?"

And it was generally conceded that the last laugh was with the Scots

in that affair!

My boy, John, had the same love for the kilt that I had. He was proud

and glad to wear the kilt, and to lead men who did the same. While he

was in training at Bedford he organized a corps of cyclists for

dispatch-bearing work. He was a crack cyclist himself, and it was a

sport of which he was passionately fond. So he took a great interest

in the corps, and it soon gained wide fame for its efficiency. So

true was that that the authorities took note of the corps, and of

John, who was responsible for it, and he was asked to go to France to

take charge of organizing a similar corps behind the front. But that

would have involved a transfer to a different branch of the army, and

detachment from his regiment. And--it would have meant that he must

doff his kilt. Since he had the chance to decline--it was an offer,

not an order, that had come to him--he did, that he might keep his

kilt and stay with his own men.

To my eyes there is no spectacle that begins to be so imposing as the

sight of a parade of Scottish troops in full uniform. And it is the

unanimous testimony of German prisoners that this war has brought

them no more terrifying sight than the charge of a kilted regiment.

The Highlanders come leaping forward, their bayonets gleaming,

shouting old battle cries that rang through the glens years and

centuries ago, and that have come down to the descendants of the

warriors of an ancient time. The Highlanders love to use cold steel;

the claymore was their old weapon, and the bayonet is its nearest

equivalent in modern war. They are master hands with that, too--and

the bayonet is the one thing the Hun has no stomach for at all.

Fritz is brave enough when he is under such cover and shelter as the

trenches give. And he has shown a sort of stubborn courage when

attacking in massed formations--the Germans have made terrible

sacrifices, at times, in their offensive efforts. But his blood turns

to water in his veins when he sees the big braw laddies from the

Hielands come swooping toward him, their kilts flapping and their

bayonets shining in whatever light there is. Then he is mighty quick

to throw up his hands and shout: "Kamerad! Kamerad!"

I might go on all night telling you some of the stories I heard along

the front about the Scottish soldiers. They illustrate and explain

every phase of his character. They exploit his humor, despite that

base slander to which I have already referred, his courage, his

stoicism. And, of course, a vast fund of stories has sprung up that

deals with the proverbial thrift of the Scot! There was one tale that

will bear repeating, perhaps.

Two Highlanders had captured a chicken--a live chicken, not

particularly fat, it may be, even a bit scrawny, but still, a live

chicken. That was a prize, since the bird seemed to have no owner who

might get them into trouble with the military police. One was for

killing and eating the fowl at once. But the other would have none of

such a summary plan.

"No, no, Jimmy," he said, pleadingly, holding the chicken

protectingly. "Let's keep her until morning, and may be we will ha'

an egg as well!"

[ILLUSTRATION: "'Make us laugh again, Harry!' Though I remember my

son and want to join the ranks, I have obeyed." LAUDER ADDRESSING

BRITISH TROOPS BEHIND THE LINES IN FRANCE (See Lauder08.jpg)]

The other British soldiers call the Scots Jock, invariably. The

Englishman, or a soldier from Wales or Ireland, as a rule, is called

Tommy--after the well-known M. Thomas Atkins. Sometimes, an Irishman

will be Paddy and a Welshman Taffy. But the Scot is always Jock.

Jock gave us a grand welcome at Aubigny. We were all pretty tired,

but when they told me I could have an audience of seven thousand

Scots soldiers I forgot my weariness, and Hogge, Adam and I, to say

nothing of Johnson and the wee piano, cleared for action, as you

might say. The concert was given in the picturesque grounds of the

chateau, which had been less harshly treated by the war than many

such beautiful old places. It was a great experience to sing to so

many men; it was far and away the largest house we had had since we

had landed at Boulogne.

After we left Aubigny, the chateau and that great audience, we drove

on as quickly as we could, since it was now late, to the headquarters

of General Mac----, commanding the Fifteenth Division--to which, of

course, the men whom we had just been entertaining belonged. I was to

meet the general upon my arrival.

That was a strange ride. It was pitch dark, and we had some distance

to go. There were mighty few lights in evidence; you do not advertise

a road to Fritz's airplanes when you are traveling roads anywhere

near the front, for he has guns of long range, that can at times

manage to strafe a road that is supposed to be beyond the zone of

fire with a good deal of effect I have seldom seen a blacker night

than that. Objects along the side of the road were nothing but

shapeless lumps, and I did not see how our drivers could manage at

all to find their way.

They seemed to have no difficulty, however, but got along swimmingly.

Indeed, they traveled faster than they had in daylight. Perhaps that

was because we were not meeting troops to hold us up along this road;

I believe that, if we had, we should have stopped and given them a

concert, even though Johnson could not have seen the keys of his piano!

It was just as well, however. I was delighted at the reception that

had been given to the Reverend Harry Lauder, M.P., Tour all through

our first day in France. But I was also extremely tired, and the

dinner and bed that loomed up ahead of us, at the end of our long

ride through the dark, took on an aspect of enchantment as we neared

them. My voice, used as I was to doing a great deal of singing, was

fagged, and Hogge and Dr. Adam were so hoarse that they could

scarcely speak at all. Even Johnson was pretty well done up; he was

still, theoretically, at least, on the sick list, of course. And I

ha' no doot that the wee piano felt it was entitled to its rest, too!

So we were all mighty glad when the cars stopped at last.

"Well, here we are!" said Captain Godfrey, who was the freshest of us

all. "This is Tramecourt--General Headquarters for the Reverend Harry

Lauder, M.P., Tour while you are in France, gentlemen. They have

special facilities for visitors here, and unless one of Fritz's

airplanes feels disposed to drop a bomb or two, you won't be under

fire, at night at least. Of course, in the daytime. . ."

He shrugged his shoulders. For our plans did not involve a search for

safe places. Still, it was pleasant to know that we might sleep in

fair comfort.

General Mac---- was waiting to welcome us, and told us that dinner

was ready and waiting, which we were all glad to hear. It had been a

long, hard day, although the most interesting one, by far, that I had

ever spent.

We made short work of dinner, and soon afterward they took us to our

rooms. I don't know what Hogge and Dr. Adam did, but I know I looked

happily at the comfortable bed that was in my room. And I slept

easily and without being rocked to sleep that nicht!

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