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A taste for higher education;

Here is a citizen at home;

Note his very brainy Dome.

Richard III. Richard (Crookback) in fateful hour

1483-1485 Smothered his nephews in the Tower,

He murdered them the Crown to gain;

A heavy price for three years' reign.

The Scutcheon's blotted terribly

Of this King Richard number Three,

For it seems his recreation

Was ordering decapitation.

1485 On Bosworth Field when sorely pressed

He made a bid th'uncommonest

'My kingdom for a horse' he cried;

No offers coming, there he died.

Henry VII. Lancastrian Richmond wins the fight

1485-1509 And to make his title right

Elizabeth of York espouses,

Thus uniting the two Houses.

This Henry Seven of Tudor line

To misers' habits did incline;

Twelve millions stated to possess,

A tidy little fortune! Yes!

Star Chamber Much he managed to extort

By means of a Star Chamber Court

From the rich nobles; A new wile

For adding to the kingly pile.

With cash in hand he could attain

His wish as Autocrat to reign;

As sole possessor of the guns

The King no risk from rebels runs.

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