BY REV. GOLIGHTLY MORRILL

Pastor People’s Church, Minneapolis, Minn.

To the religious rambler, Japan is divided into two parts—that which is

inhabited by the Geisha girls, and that “cohabited” by the Yoshiwara.

I thought more of the Geisha dancers than the dance, and that wasn’t

much. The word “Geisha” means accomplished one, and there are schools

for their education in music and the arts. People visit the girls more

for pleasure than for profit, and since they are one of the institutions

of Japan, I went one night to a tea-house to see them. Making myself as

comfortable as possible on the floor, a screen door was slipped aside,

and in came a pretty Geisha girl who touched her head to the floor three

times, sat down and looked at each one of our party. Immediately there

fluttered in three more, and they made the room look like an Oriental

bird cage. They sang for us in a tone that suggested an ungreased axle

or a nail drawn across a piece of glass, played on the samisen and

koto, which nothing but the genius of a Wagner could appreciate went

through a fancy fan drill and proved themselves good entertainers, but

felt embarrassed because we were not familiar and indecent. They acted

serious and spoke to one another, and I asked what was the trouble. It

seems they didn’t know what to make of us, as the average tourist was

usually boisterous, drunk and rough.

The Yoshiwara is the red-lantern district of Japan. One night we formed

a stag party to visit the Tokio Yoshiwara, but we couldn’t shake the

“dears” who were as anxious to go as we were and insisted on accompanying

us. Our rickshaws rolled through squares and streets and miles of mud and

misery, until we came to what was in itself a “city of dreadful night,”

but all ablaze with electric lights. Here were squares of theatre-looking

buildings in which women, dressed in bright and fancy garb, sat by

little stoves, and sullen, smiling or smoking pipes, looked out at the

spectators. The government regulates this “social” as a “necessary evil,”

and houses, supervises and guards the girls. In Japan it is regarded as

noble and filial for a daughter to sell herself to support the father and

family who may have failed financially. The same thing is done in Europe

and America for wealth and social position, but differently estimated and

under another name.

Here they squatted in butterfly regalia, with silk kimona, obi, glossy

black hair stuck full of combs and gold pins, eyes painted and faces

powdered, thrumming a little guitar, squeaking out a love-song, and

making goo-goo eyes in a way that would make one smile if he could forget

the hell-horror of the place. Some of the inmates do not leave until

death; others return to society, which welcomes and does not disown; one

may return to her home, loved and respected, but with none of the fine

clothes and jewels given by her admirers during her absence. However, the

place often becomes a matrimonial bureau, and the girl is met, courted

and selected by some Jap as his wife. In addition to segregation, there

is such a supervision that the inmates can’t leave for even an hour

without the consent of the police.

Hotel life is interesting. If you are curious, you have only to wet your

thumb and thrust it through the wall paper of your bed chamber to get as

many views as Peeping Tom had of Lady Godiva. This hole privilege is,

however, only claimed by the traveler who has no respect for the holy of

holies at inn or temple.

Japan is the land of the Rising Sun—and daughter, who with the whole

family will take their bath and leave the same water for you to swim in

unless you set your alarm clock for a very early hour, or sit up all

night to get there first. Imagine a public bath, if you can, for many

homes have no bathroom, where the water by 10:00 A.M. is like a roily

creek after a rain; by 3:00 P.M., yellow as the Missouri, and by bedtime

like the mud geysers of the Yellowstone.

The public bath was the one thing we wanted to see and kept asking

about. Cleanliness is next to Godliness, and after visiting 2,738 of

the 3,000 temples in Kobe, I wanted to get “next” to a public bath. At

last I discovered one and sent the guide ahead to reconnoiter. He said,

“Come.” I passed the word along and the ladies came, but wished they

hadn’t. We entered and I became a “looker-on” at Venus in the bath, and

not one but many, who made the painted females in the Uffizi look like

chromos or Mrs. Jarley’s wax works. They eyed us with an indifference

that made us blush and look through our fingers for shame. With the ease

that only a model for the altogether possesses, they posed before the

mirrors, arranging their black hair, or poised like maids of the mist

by the steam tank. Their type of beauty is different. Jap beauty is in

angles, the American in curves. Nature made one with a ruler, the other

with a compass. As a rule, the baths for men and women are divided by a

wooden partition at the end of which sits the proprietor or his wife on

the lookout. Formerly there was no privacy and the fastidious foreigners

insisted that the sexes should be separated. This was accomplished by

placing a bamboo rod between them, but even that is discarded now in some

sections. Everybody gets into the swim, thus beautifully illustrating the

proverb, “Evil to him that evil thinks.” O tempora! O mores!

One of the strongest impressions made upon me in my journey through Japan

was at Mogi, a malodorous little fishing village, out from Nagasaki, with

so large a smell that a blind man could easily find it by following his

nose. Coleridge, the poet, whose business it was to rely on imagination

rather than on fact, counted sixty well-defined and several stinks at

Cologne. He would have been overpowered here and called for the help of

a professor of higher mathematics to enumerate the volume and variety of

odors we encountered from Nagasaki to this town.

A well made road lassoes the intervening foot-hills which are covered

with cultivated fields; the peasants were all busy, the children were

happy and more so when we threw them peanuts instead of “pansies” for

thoughts. Men, women and oxen were carrying various loads, but the common

one was a bamboo bucket affair balanced on both ends of a bamboo pole.

These buckets were not filled with milk, or cheese, or vegetables, but

with a substance which they had assiduously collected in accordance with

the Scripture, “Gather up the fragments that nothing be lost.” I can

never forget the ascent or the descent to Mogi. From rocky road, through

pretty forest, by picturesque ravine, we reached the fishermen’s huts

with their nets by the shore and beach where bathing mermaids can only be

caught and carried home in a camera.

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