Zoology

When they first met he said, “a bear.”

He’d dog her footsteps everywhere.

She monkeyed with him for a year,

Although she said he was a deer.

A little horse-play hitched the two,

Now he’s the goat, it’s nothing gnu.

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Captain Billy's Whiz Bang, Vol. 2, No. 24, September, 1921 America's Magazine of Wit, Humor and Filosophy · 第 59 / 81 题