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Los Angeles lawyers are laughing up their sleeves over the story

whispered in connection with the divorce suit of Agnes Schucker, known

to the screen world as Agnes Ayres, the Lasky leading lady, recently

elevated to stardom through the kindness of Wallie Reid. Because of the

fact that few people in California ever knew Miss Ayers under the name

of Schucker, the divorce suit of Agnes Schucker versus Captain Frank R.

Schucker, now with the United States Army in France, attracted little

if any attention. Thus it was, the gossips report, when pretty Agnes

Schucker recently entered the court room of Judge Summerfield, attired in

a plain brown dress and inconspicuous black hat, there were few in the

spectators’ gallery and none recognized the demure plaintiff as the Lasky

star.

Tearfully Agnes’ mother told on the witness stand how she had to care

for her daughter, because of the alleged failure of Captain Schucker to

support Agnes. The mother’s testimony aroused the sympathy of the court

and the spectators, and there was a mention of a co-respondent “Lillian.”

Everything was going lovely for Agnes until a cinema person from

Hollywood recognized her in the court room and unceremoniously tipped

off her identity to the judge. Hizzoner appeared peeved because Agnes

put on a little cinema drama all her own in his court room, assisted by

mamma’s weeps, and he threw the case out of court.

Agnes’ lawyers then reopened the case on the grounds of desertion and

soon she is expecting to be traveling in single bliss. According to the

gossips, Agnes came back into court in the second trial her own real

movie self, and attired in a champagne colored gown trimmed in green,

and wearing a lavender hat trimmed with ostrich plumes. Mother, so it

is reported, explained later to the judge that she “misunderstood” the

question and that she merely meant she and Agnes lived in the same house;

not that she had to support her “victimized” daughter.

Incidentally, Agnes has Wallie Reid to thank for her rapid rise in

filmdom, and Wallie, by the way, gives so many teas and dinners that it

is said he has to have two homes in order to accommodate all the parties,

the second one being somewhere in Laurel Canyon, and Agnes is rated among

his favorite dinner guests.

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We have heard a story concerning our good friend Samuel Merwin, and if

it is true, we will have to give Samuel a gold medal. Sammie is out west

writing for the movies, and recently attended an exclusive house party

at Riverside. The story goes that on the homeward drive he was permitted

to escort a beautiful English girl. About two miles had been traveled,

so ’tis said, when the chauffeur reported the usual “blow-outs” and

“missings” and that Merwin and the girl had to wait long weary hours

during the “fixing” process.

All of the young eligibles in California have been trying to land the

lovely English girl, but not Merwin, according to our bevy of Whiz

Bang Bunkers, because even the most loose-tongued gossips admit the

probability that during the two hours of waiting, Merwin went to sleep

and let the London beauty wait alone.

Ah, romance, to where hath thou departed?

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It wasn’t many months ago when J. Parker Reid, the director, with his

star, Louise Glaum, and other members of the company, took a little trip

to Tia Juana and San Diego. Of course, they went over to the Coronada

Hotel for dinner and there J. Parker Reid met a bevy of society folk.

Now, you haven’t any idea how the society folk at Coronada fuss over

movie people. The Coronada crowd are an idle set with plenty of money,

little to do and an ambition to be considered clever. By informally

hob-nobbing with the writers and players of the movie colony from

Hollywood, they gain a new mental punch and are able to assume some of

the glamour, always emanating from the people who do interesting things.

Louise Glaum has been conscientious in her art, you know. She is one of

the really hard working, conscientious women of her profession, and

we’ve heard she has some dependent relatives to support, and that she

never had much schooling, but has studied very hard by herself, and that

altogether her life hasn’t been an easy one.

Louise’s pictures stopped making money a year or two ago, then she became

friendly with J. Parker and the tide in her fortunes seemed to change.

Reid perhaps fell in love with her, at least temporarily, and she perhaps

with him, and besides he raised capital to star her again. The pictures

were a success financially, and all the world seemed rosy for the hard

working actress.

But, that trip to Coronada. J. Parker Reid, it seems, was fussed over a

wealthy Mrs. Piper. To her, a great motion picture director maybe was a

new idol for adoration.

We wonder how it’s all coming out. J. Parker Reid some weeks ago made

it clear to Louise that their affair was over. In June he married Mrs.

Piper. Life’s a funny little game after all.

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We are sorry to learn that some of the scandal mongers are whispering

derogatory rumors anent Jack Mulhall, because of the suicide of Laura

Mulhall in Hollywood while the decorations of the seventh wedding

anniversary party were still on the walls of their pretty home. Those who

are well acquainted with Jack declare he always was a “square shooter”;

that he had a splendid disposition and as a husband was as nearly right

as he knew how. He and his wife were constantly together and as far as

friends could see, she had been happy with him. The scandal peddlers

fail to appreciate the damage which they are doing to the future career

of Mulhall, not to mention the shadow placed over the three-year-old

freckle-faced boy.

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Captain Billy's Whiz Bang, Vol. 2, No. 24, September, 1921 America's Magazine of Wit, Humor and Filosophy · 第 38 / 81 题