When your husband telephones to say,
“I won’t be home to-night
Till after twelve, I’ve lots to do,”
Just say, “Dear boy all right,
I’m going out myself to-night
And won’t be in till late.”
Will he come home on time? You bet
He’ll also come home straight.
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Have a Drink, Boys?
They were on a fast train through Arkansas (?).
Every few minutes the lady across the aisle held a bottle to her lips.
The traveling man was thirsty.
“How do you do,” said he. “What have you in that bottle, home brew?”
“No,” she said, “I have consumption.”
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