that."
"He's dreadfully hard hit," Levin answered; "if you and Mrs. Tietjens
separate--and still more if there's anything real against either of
you--it's going to shatter all his illusions. And . . ." He paused: "Do
you know Major Thurston? A gunner? Attached to our anti-aircraft
crowd? . . . The general is very thick with him. . . ."
Tietjens said:
"He's one of the Thurstons of Lobden Moorside. . . . I don't know him
personally. . . ."
Levin said:
"He's upset the general a good deal. . . . With something he told
him. . . ."
Tietjens said:
"Good God!" And then: "He can't have told the general anything against
me. . . . Then it must be against . . ."
Levin said:
"Do you want the general always to be told things against you in
contradistinction to things about . . . another person."
Tietjens said:
"We shall be keeping the fellows in my cook-house a confoundedly long
time waiting for inspections. . . . I'm in your hands as regards the
general. . . ."
Levin said:
"The general's in your hut: thankful to goodness to be alone. He never
is. He said he was going to write a private memorandum for the Secretary
of State, and I could keep you any time I liked as long as I got
everything out of you. . . ."
Tietjens said:
"Did what Major Thurston allege take place . . . Thurston has lived most
of his life in France. . . . But you had better not tell me. . . ."
Levin said:
"He's our anti-craft liaison officer with the French civilian
authorities. Those sort of fellows generally have lived in France a good
deal. A very decentish, quiet man. He plays chess with the general and
they talk over the chess. . . . But the general is going to talk about
what he said to you himself. . . ."
Tietjens said:
"Good God! ... He going to talk as well as you. . . . You'd say the
coils were closing in. . . ."
Levin said:
"We can't go on like this. . . . It's my own fault for not being more
direct. But this can't last all day. We could neither of us stand it. . . .
I'm pretty nearly done. . . ."
Tietjens said:
"Where _did_ your father come from, really? Not from Frankfurt? . . ."
Levin said:
"Constantinople. . . . His father was financial agent to the Sultan; my
father was his son by an Armenian presented to him by the Selamlik along
with the Order of the Medjidje, first class."
"It accounts for your very decent manner, and for your common sense. If
you had been English I should have broken your neck before now."
Levin said:
"Thank you! I hope I always behave like an English gentleman. But I am
going to be brutally direct now. . . ." He went on: "The really queer
thing is that you should always address Miss Wannop in the language of
the Victorian _Correct Letter-Writer_. You must excuse my mentioning the
name: it shortens things. You said 'Miss Wannop' every two or three
half-minutes. It convinced the general more than any possible assertions
that your relations were perfectly . . ."
Tietjens, his eyes shut, said:
"I talked to Miss Wannop in my sleep. . . ."
Levin, who was shaking a little, said:
"It was very queer. . . . Almost ghostlike. . . . There you sat, your
arms on the table. Talking away. You appeared to be writing a letter to
her. And the sunlight streaming in at the hut. I was going to wake you,
but he stopped me. He took the view that he was on detective work, and
that he might as well detect He had got it into his mind that you were a
Socialist."
"He would," Tietjens commented. "Didn't I tell you he was beginning to
learn things? . . ."
Levin exclaimed:
"But you aren't a So . . ."
Tietjens said:
"Of course, if your father came from Constantinople and his mother was a
Georgian, it accounts for your attractiveness. You _are_ a most handsome
fellow. And intelligent. . . . If the general has put you on to inquire
whether I am a Socialist I will answer your questions."
Levin said:
"No. . . . That's one of the questions he's reserving for himself to
ask. It appears that if you answer that you are a Socialist he intends
to cut you out of his will. . . ."
Tietjens said:
"His will! . . . Oh, yes, of course, he might very well leave me
something. But doesn't that supply rather a motive for me to say that I
_am_? I don't want his money."
Levin positively jumped a step backwards. Money, and particularly money
that came by way of inheritance, being one of the sacred things of life
for him, he exclaimed:
"I don't see that you _can_ joke about such a subject!"
Tietjens answered good-humouredly:
"Well, you don't expect me to play up to the old gentleman in order to
get his poor old shekels." He added "Hadn't we better get it over?"
Levin said:
"You've got hold of yourself?"
Tietjens answered:
"Pretty well. . . . You'll excuse my having been emotional so far. You
aren't English, so it won't have embarrassed you."
Levin exclaimed in an outraged manner:
"Hang it, I'm English to the backbone! What's the matter with me?"
Tietjens said:
"Nothing. . . . Nothing in the world. That's just what makes you
un-English. We're all . . . well, it doesn't matter what's wrong with
_us_. . . . What did you gather about my relations with Miss Wannop?"
The question was so unemotionally put and Levin was still so concerned
as to his origins that he did not at first grasp what Tietjens had said.
He began to protest that he had been educated at Winchester and
Magdalen. Then he exclaimed, "_Oh_!" And took time for reflection.
"If," he said finally, "the general had not let out that she was young
and attractive . . . at least, I suppose attractive . . . I should have
thought that you regarded her as an old maid. . . . You know, of course,
that it came to me as a shock, the thought that there was anyone. . . .
That you had allowed yourself . . . Anyhow . . . I suppose I'm
simple. . . ."
Tietjens said:
"What did the general gather?"
"He . . ." Levin said, "he stood over you with his head held to one
side, looking rather cunning . . . like a magpie listening at a hole
it's dropped a nut into. . . . First he looked disappointed: then quite
glad. A simple kind of gladness. Just glad, you know. . . . When we got
outside the hut he said 'I suppose in _vino veritas_,' and then he asked
me the Latin for 'sleep' . . . But I had forgotten it too. . . ."
Tietjens said:
"What did I say?"
"It's . . ." Levin hesitated, "extraordinarily difficult to say what you
_did_ say. . . . I don't profess to remember long speeches to the
letter. . . . Naturally it was a good deal broken up. . . . I tell you, you
were talking to a young lady about matters you don't generally talk to young
ladies about. . . . And obviously you were trying to let your . . . Mrs.
Tietjens, down easily. . . . You were trying to explain also why you had
definitely decided to separate from Mrs. Tietjens. . . . And you took it
that the young lady might be troubled ... at the separation. . . ."
Tietjens said carelessly:
"This is rather painful. Perhaps you would let me tell you exactly what
_did_ happen last night. . . ."
Levin said:
"If you only would!" He added rather diffidently: "If you would not mind
remembering that I am a military court of inquiry. It makes it easier
for me to report to the general if you say things dully and in the order
they happened."
Tietjens said:
"Thank you . . ." and after a short interval, "I retired to rest with my
wife last night at. . . . I cannot say the hour exactly. Say half-past
one. I reached this camp at half-past four, taking rather over half an
hour to walk. What happened, as I am about to relate, took place
therefore before four."
"The hour," Levin said, "is not material. We know the incident occurred
in the small hours. General O'Hara made his complaint to me at
three-thirty-five. He probably took five minutes to reach my quarters."
Tietjens asked:
"The exact charge was . . ."
"The complaints," Levin answered, "were very numerous indeed. . . . I
could not catch them all. The succinct charge was at first being drunk
and striking a superior officer, then merely that of conduct prejudicial
in that you struck . . . There is also a subsidiary charge of conduct
prejudicial in that you improperly marked a charge-sheet in your orderly
room. . . . I did not catch what all that was about. . . . You appear to
have had a quarrel with him about his red-caps. . . ."
"That," Tietjens said, "is what it is really all about." He asked: "The
officer I was said to have struck was . . .?"
Levin said:
"Perowne . . ." dryly.
Tietjens said:
"You are sure it was not himself. I am prepared to plead guilty to
striking General O'Hara."
"It is not," Levin said, "a question of pleading guilty. There is no
charge to that effect against you, and you are perfectly aware that you
are not under arrest. . . . An order to perform any duty after you have
been placed under arrest in itself releases you and dissolves the
arrest."
Tietjens said coolly:
"I am perfectly aware of that. And that was General Campion's
intention in ordering me to accompany him round my cook-houses. . . .
But I doubt. . . . I put it to you for your serious attention whether
that is the best way to hush this matter up. . . . I think it would be
more expedient that I should plead guilty to a charge of striking
General O'Hara. And naturally to being drunk. An officer does not strike
a general when he is sober. That would be a quite inconspicuous affair.
Subordinate officers are broken every day for being drunk."
Levin had said "Wait a minute," twice. He now exclaimed with a certain
horror:
"Your mania for sacrificing yourself makes you lose all . . . all sense
of proportion. You forget that General Campion is a gentleman. Things
cannot be done in a hole-and-corner manner in this command. . . ."
Tietjens said:
"They're done unbearably. . . . It would be nothing to me to be broke
for being drunk, but raking up all this is hell."
Levin said:
"The general is anxious to know exactly what has happened. You will
kindly accept an order to relate exactly what happened."
Tietjens said:
"That is what is perfectly damnable. . . ." He remained silent for
nearly a minute, Levin slapping his leggings with his riding-crop in a
nervously passionate rhythm. Tietjens stiffened himself and began:
"General O'Hara came to my wife's room and burst in the door. I was
there. I took him to be drunk. But from what he exclaimed I have since
imagined that he was not so much drunk as misled. There was another man
lying in the corridor where I had thrown him. General O'Hara exclaimed
that this was Major Perowne. I had not realised that this was Major
Perowne. I do not know Major Perowne very well and he was not in
uniform. I had imagined him to be a French waiter coming to call me to
the telephone. I had seen only his face round the door: he was looking
round the door. My wife was in a state . . . bordering on nudity. I had
put my hand under his chin and thrown him through the doorway. I am
physically very strong and I exercised all my strength. I am aware of
that. I was excited, but not more excited than the circumstances seemed
to call for. . . ."
Levin exclaimed:
"But . . . At three in the morning! The telephone!"
"I was ringing up my headquarters and yours. All through the night. The
O.I.C. draft, Lieutenant Cowley, was also ringing me up. I was anxious
to know what was to be done about the Canadian railway men. I had three
times been called to the telephone since I had been in Mrs. Tietjens'
room, and once an orderly had come down from the camp. I was also
conducting a very difficult conversation with my wife as to the disposal
of my family's estates, which are large, so that the details were
complicated. I occupied the room next door to Mrs. Tietjens and till
that moment, the communicating door between the rooms being open, I had
heard when a waiter or an orderly had knocked at my own door in the
corridor. The night porter of the hotel was a dark, untidy, surly sort
of fellow. . . . Not unlike Perowne."
Levin said:
"Is it necessary to go into all this? We . . ."
Tietjens said:
"If I am to make a statement it seems necessary. I would prefer you to
question me . . ."
Levin said:
"Please go on. . . . We accept the statement that Major Perowne was not
in uniform. He states that he was in his pyjamas and dressing-gown.
Looking for the bathroom."
Tietjens said: "Ah!" and stood reflecting. He said:
"May I hear the . . . the purport of Major Perowne's statement?"
"He states," Levin said, "what I have just said. He was looking for the
bathroom. He had not slept in the hotel before. He opened a door and
looked round it, and was immediately thrown with great violence down
into the passage with his head against the wall. He says that this dazed
him so that, not really appreciating what had happened, he shouted
various accusations against the person who had assaulted him. . . .
General O'Hara then came out of his room. . . ."
Tietjens said:
"What accusations did Major Perowne shout?"
"He doesn't. . . ." Levin hesitated, "eh! . . . elaborate them in his
statement."
Tietjens said:
"It is, I imagine, material that I should know what they are. . . ."
Levin said:
"I don't know that. . . . If you'll forgive me . . . Major Perowne came
to see me, reaching me half an hour after General O'Hara. He was very . . .
extremely nervous and concerned. I am bound to say . . . for Mrs.
Tietjens. . . . And also very concerned to spare yourself! . . . It
appears that he had shouted out just anything. . . . As it might be
'Thieves!' or 'Fire!' . . . But when General O'Hara came out he told
him, being out of himself, that he had been invited to your wife's room,
and that . . . Oh, excuse me. . . . I'm under great obligations to
you . . . the very greatest . . . that you had attempted to blackmail him!"
Tietjens said:
"Well! . . ."
"You understand," Levin said, and he was pleading, "that is what he
said to General O'Hara in the corridor. He even confessed it was
madness. . . . He did not maintain the accusation to me. . . ."
Tietjens said:
"Not that Mrs. Tietjens had given him leave? . . ."
Levin said with tears in his eyes:
"I'll not go on with this. . . . I will rather resign my commission than
go on tormenting you. . . ."
"You can't resign your commission," Tietjens said.
"I can resign my appointment," Levin answered. He went on sniffling:
"This beastly war! . . . This beastly war! . . ."
Tietjens said:
"If what is distressing you is having to tell me that you believe Major
Perowne came with my wife's permission I know it's true. It's also true
that my wife expected me to be there. She wanted some fun: not adultery.
But I am also aware--as Major Thurston appears to have told General
Campion--that Mrs. Tietjens was with Major Perowne. In France. At a
place called Yssingueux-les-Pervenches. . . ."
"That wasn't the name," Levin blubbered. "It was Saint . . . Saint . . .
Saint something. In the Cevennes. . . ."
Tietjens said:
"Don't, there! . . . Don't distress yourself. . . ."
"But I'm . . ." Levin went on, "under great obligations to you. . . ."
"I'd better," Tietjens said, "finish this matter myself."
Levin said:
"It will break the general's heart. He believes so absolutely in Mrs.
Tietjens. Who wouldn't? . . . How the devil could you guess what Major
Thurston told him?"
"He's the sort of brown, trustworthy man who always does know that sort
of thing," Tietjens answered. "As for the general's belief in Mrs.
Tietjens, he's perfectly justified. . . . Only there will be no more
parades. Sooner or later it has to come to that for us all. . . ." He added
with a little bitterness: "Only not for you. Being a Turk or a Jew you
are a simple, Oriental, monogamous, faithful soul. . . ." He added
again: "I hope to goodness the sergeant-cook has the sense not to keep
the men's dinners back for the general's inspection. . . . But of course
he will not. . . ."
Levin said:
"What in the world would that matter?" fiercely. "He keeps men waiting
as much as three hours. On parade."
"Of course," Tietjens said, "if that is what Major Perowne told General
O'Hara it removes a good deal of my suspicions of the latter's sobriety.
Try to get the position. General O'Hara positively burst in the little
sneck of the door that I had put down and came in shouting: 'Where is
the ---- blackmailer?' And it was a full three minutes before I could
get rid of him. I had had the presence of mind to switch off the light
and he persisted in asking for another look at Mrs. Tietjens. You see,
if you consider it, he is a very heavy sleeper. He is suddenly awakened
after, no doubt, not a few pegs. He hears Major Perowne shouting about
blackmail and thieves. . . . I dare say this town has its quota of
blackmailers. O'Hara might well be anxious to catch one in the act. He
hates me, anyhow, because of his Red Caps. I'm a shabby-looking chap he
doesn't know much about. Perowne passes for being a millionaire. I dare
say he is: he's said to be very stingy. That would be how he got hold of
the idea of blackmail and hypnotised the general with it. . . ."
He went on again:
"But I wasn't to know that. ... I had shut the door on Perowne and
didn't even know he was Perowne. I really thought he was the night
porter coming to call me to the telephone. I only saw a roaring satyr.
I mean that was what I thought O'Hara was. . . . And I assure you I kept
my head. . . . When he persisted in leaning against the doorpost and
asking for another look at Mrs. Tietjens, he kept on saying: 'The woman'
and 'The hussy.' Not 'Mrs. Tietjens.' . . . I thought then that there
was something queer. I said: 'This is my wife's room,' several times. He
said something to the effect of how could he know she was my wife,
and . . . that she had made eyes at himself in the lounge, so it might have
been himself as well as Perowne. . . . I dare say he had got it into his
head that I had imported some tart to blackmail someone. . . . But you
know. . . . I grew exhausted after a time. . . . I saw outside in the
corridor one of the little subalterns he has on his staff, and I said:
'If you do not take General O'Hara away I shall order you to put him
under arrest for drunkenness.' That seemed to drive the general crazy. I
had gone closer to him, being determined to push him out of the door,
and he decidedly smelt of whisky. Strongly. . . . But I dare say he was
thinking himself outraged, really. And perhaps also coming to his
senses. As there was nothing else for it I pushed him gently out of the
room. In going he shouted that I was to consider myself under arrest. I
so considered myself. . . . That is to say that, as soon as I had
settled certain details with Mrs. Tietjens, I walked up to the camp,
which I took to be my quarters, though I am actually under the M.O.'s
orders to reside in this hotel owing to the state of my lungs. I saw the
draft off, that not necessitating my giving any orders. I went to my
sleeping quarters, it being then about six-thirty, and towards seven
awakened McKechnie, whom I asked to take my adjutant's and battalion
parade and orderly-room. I had breakfast in my hut, and then went into
my private office to await developments. I think I have now told you
everything material. . . ."
CHAPTER II
General Lord Edward Campion, G.C.B., K.C. M.G., (military), D.S.O.,
etc., sat, radiating glory and composing a confidential memorandum to
the Secretary of State for War, on a bully-beef case, leaning forward
over a military blanket that covered a deal table. He was for the moment
in high good humour on the surface, though his subordinate minds were
puzzled and depressed. At the end of each sentence that he wrote--and he
wrote with increasing satisfaction!--a mind that he was not using said:
"What the devil am I going to do with that fellow?" Or: "How the devil
is that girl's name to be kept out of this mess?"
Having been asked to write a confidential memorandum for the information
of the home authorities as to what, in his opinion, was the cause of the
French railway strike, he had hit on the ingenious device of reporting
what was the opinion of the greater part of the forces under his
command. This was a dangerous line to take, for he might well come into
conflict with the home Government. But he was pretty certain that any
inquiries that the home Government could cause to be made amongst the
local civilian population would confirm what he was writing--which he
was careful to state was not to be taken as a communication of his own
opinion. In addition, he did not care what the Government did to him.
He was satisfied with his military career. In the early part of the war,
after materially helping mobilisation, he had served with great
distinction in the East, in command mostly of mounted infantry. He had
subsequently so distinguished himself in the organising and transporting
of troops coming and going overseas that, on the part of the lines of
communication where he now commanded becoming of great importance, he
knew that he had seemed the only general that could be given that
command. It had become of enormous importance--these were open
secrets!--because, owing to divided opinions in the Cabinet, it might at
any moment be decided to move the bulk of H.M. Forces to somewhere in
the East. The idea underlying this--as General Campion saw it--had at
least some relation to the necessities of the British Empire and
strategy embracing world politics as well as military movements--a fact
which is often forgotten--there was this much to be said for it: The
preponderance of British Imperial interests might be advanced as lying
in the Middle and Far Easts--to the east, that is to say, of
Constantinople. This might be denied, but it was a feasible proposition.
The present operations on the Western front, arduous, and even
creditable, as they might have been until relatively lately, were very
remote from our Far-Eastern possessions and mitigated from, rather than
added to, our prestige. In addition, the unfortunate display in front of
Constantinople in the beginning of the war had almost eliminated our
prestige with the Mohammedan races. Thus a demonstration in enormous
force in any region between European Turkey and the north-western
frontiers of India might point out to Mohammedans, Hindus, and other
Eastern races, what overwhelming forces Great Britain, were she so
minded, could put into the field. It is true that would mean the
certain loss of the war on the Western front, with corresponding loss of
prestige in the West. But the wiping out of the French republic would
convey little to the Eastern races, whereas we could no doubt make terms
with the enemy nations, as a price for abandoning our allies that might
well leave the Empire, not only intact, but actually increased in
colonial extent, since it was unlikely that the enemy empires would wish
to be burdened with colonies for some time.
General Campion was not overpoweringly sentimental over the idea of the
abandonment of our allies. They had won his respect as fighting
organisations and that, to the professional soldier, is a great deal;
but still he _was_ a professional soldier, and the prospect of widening
the bounds of the British Empire could not be contemptuously dismissed
at the price of rather sentimental dishonour. Such bargains had been
struck before during wars involving many nations, and doubtless such
bargains would be struck again. In addition, votes might be gained by
the Government from the small but relatively noisy and menacing part of
the British population that favoured the enemy nations.
But when it came to tactics--which it should be remembered concerns
itself with the movement of troops actually in contact with enemy
forces--General Campion had no doubt that plan was the conception
of the brain of a madman. The dishonour of such a proceeding must of
course be considered--and its impracticability was hopeless. The
dreadful nature of what would be our debacle did we attempt to evacuate
the Western front might well be unknown to, or might be deliberately
ignored by, the civilian mind. But the general could almost see the
horrors as a picture--and, professional soldier as he was, his mind
shuddered at the picture. They had by now in the country enormous bodies
of troops who had hitherto not come into contact with the enemy forces.
Did they attempt to withdraw these in the first place the native
population would at once turn from a friendly into a bitterly hostile
factor, and moving troops through hostile country is to the _n_th power
a more lengthy matter than moving them through territory where the
native populations lend a helping hand, or are at least not obstructive.
They had in addition this enormous force to ration, and they would
doubtless have to supply them with ammunition on the almost certain
breaking through of the enemy forces. It would be impossible to do this
without the use of the local railways--and the use of these would at
once be prohibited. If, on the other hand, they attempted to begin the
evacuation by shortening the front, the operation would be very
difficult with troops who, by now, were almost solely men trained only
in trench warfare, with officers totally unused to that keeping up of
communications between units which is the life and breath of a
retreating army. Training, in fact, in that element had been almost
abandoned in the training camps where instruction was almost limited to
bomb-throwing, the use of machine-guns, and other departments which had
been forced on the War Office by eloquent civilians--to the almost
complete neglect of the rifle. Thus at the mere hint of a retreat the
enemy forces must break through and come upon the vast, unorganised, or
semi-organised bodies of troops in the rear. . . .
The temptation for the professional soldier was to regard such a state
of things with equanimity. Generals have not infrequently enormously
distinguished themselves by holding up retreats from the rear when
vanguard commanders have disastrously failed. But General Campion
resisted the temptation of even hoping that this chance of
distinguishing himself might offer itself. He could not contemplate with
equanimity the slaughter of great bodies of men under his command, and
not even a successful retreating action of that description could be
carried out without horrible slaughter. And he would have little hope of
conducting necessarily delicate and very hurried movements with an army
that, except for its rough training in trench warfare, was practically
civilian in texture. So that although, naturally, he had made his plans
for such an eventuality, having indeed in his private quarters four
enormous paper-covered blackboards upon which he had changed daily the
names of units according as they passed from his hands or came into them
and became available, he prayed specifically every night before retiring
to bed that the task might not be cast upon his shoulders. He prized
very much his universal popularity in his command, and he could not bear
to think of how the eyes of the Army would regard him as he put upon
them a strain so appalling and such unbearable sufferings. He had,
moreover, put that aspect of the matter very strongly in a memorandum
that he had prepared in answer to a request from the home Government for
a scheme by which an evacuation might be effected. But he considered
that the civilian element in the Government was so entirely indifferent
to the sufferings of the men engaged in these operations, and was so
completely ignorant of what are military exigencies, that the words he
had devoted to that department of the subject were merely wasted. . . .
So everything pushed him into writing confidentially to the Secretary of
State for War a communication that he knew must be singularly
distasteful to a number of the gentlemen who would peruse it. He
chuckled indeed as he wrote, the open door behind him and the sunlight
pouring in on his radiant figure. He said:
"Sit down, Tietjens. Levin, I shall not want you for ten minutes,"
without raising his head, and went on writing. It annoyed him that, from
the corner of his eye, he could see that Tietjens was still standing,
and he said rather irritably: "Sit down, sit down. . . ."
He wrote:
"It is pretty generally held here by the native population that the
present very serious derangement of traffic, if not actively promoted,
is at least winked at by the Government of this country. It is, that is
to say, intended to give us a taste of what would happen if I took any
measures here for returning any large body of men to the home country or
elsewhere, and it is said also to be a demonstration in favour of a
single command--a measure which is here regarded by a great weight of
instructed opinion as indispensable to the speedy and successful
conclusion of hostilities. . . ."
The general paused over that sentence. It came very near the quick. For
himself he was absolutely in favour of a single command, and in his
opinion, too, it was indispensable to any sort of conclusion of
hostilities at all. The whole of military history, in so far as it
concerned allied operations of any sort--from the campaigns of Xerxes
and operations during the wars of the Greeks and Romans, to the
campaigns of Marlborough and Napoleon and the Prussian operations of
1866 and 1870--pointed to the conclusion that a relatively small force
acting homogeneously was, to the _n_th power again, more effective than
vastly superior forces of allies acting only imperfectly in accord or
not in accord at all. Modern developments in arms had made no shade at
all of difference to strategy and had made differences merely of time
and numbers to tactics. To-day, as in the days of the Greek Wars of the
Allies, success depended on apt timing of the arrival of forces at given
points, and it made no difference whether your lethal weapons acted from
a distance of thirty miles or were held and operated by hand; whether
you dealt death from above or below the surface of the ground, through
the air by dropped missiles or by mephitic and torturing vapours. What
won combats, campaigns, and, in the end, wars, was the brain which timed
the arrival of forces at given points--and that must be one brain which
could command their presence at these points, not a half-dozen
authorities requesting each other to perform operations which might or
might not fall in with the ideas or the prejudices of any one or other
of the half-dozen. . . .
Levin came in noiselessly, slid a memorandum slip on to the blanket
beside the paper on which the general was writing. The general read: _T.
agrees completely, sir, with your diagnosis of the facts, except that he
is much more ready to accept General O'H.'s acts as reasonable. He
places himself entirely in your hands_.
The general heaved an immense sigh of relief. The sunlight streaming in
became very bright. He had had a real sinking at the heart when Tietjens
had boggled for a second over putting on his belt. An officer may not
demand or insist on a court martial. But he, Campion, could not in
decency have refused Tietjens his court martial if he stood out for it.
He had a right to clear his character publicly. It would have been
impossible to refuse him. Then the fat would have been in the fire. For,
knowing O'Hara through pretty nearly twenty-five years--or it must be
thirty!--of service Campion was pretty certain that O'Hara had made a
drunken beast of himself. Yet he was very attached to O'Hara--one of the
old type of rough-diamond generals who swore your head off, but were
damn capable men! . . . It was a tremendous relief.
He said sharply:
"Sit down, can't you, Tietjens! You irritate me by standing there!" He
said to himself: "An obstinate fellow. . . . Why, he's gone!" and his
mind and eyes being occupied by the sentence he had last written, the
sense of irritation remained with him. He re-read the closing clause:
". . . a single command--a measure which is here regarded by a great weight
of instructed opinion as indispensable to the speedy and successful
termination of hostilities. . . ."
He looked at this, whistling beneath his breath. It was pretty thick. He
was not asked for his opinion as to the single command: yet he decidedly
wanted to get in and was pretty well prepared to stand the consequences.
The consequences might be something pretty bad: he might be sent home.
That was quite possible. That, even, was better than what was happening
to poor Puffles, who was being starved of men. He had been at Sandhurst
with Puffles, and they had got their commissions on the same day to the
same regiment. A damn good soldier, but too hot-tempered. He was making
an extraordinarily good thing of it in spite of his shortage of men,
which was the talk of the army. But it must be damn agonizing for him,
and a very improper strain on his men. One day--as soon as the weather
broke--the enemy _must_ break through. Then he, Puffles, would be sent
home. That was what the fellows at Westminster and in Downing Street
wanted. Puffles had been a great deal too free with his tongue. They
would not send him home before he had a disaster because, unless he were
in disgrace, he would be a thorn in their sides: whereas if he were
disgraced no one much would listen to him. It was smart practice. . . .
_Sharp_ practice!
He tossed the sheet on which he had been writing across the table and
said to Tietjens:
"Look at that, will you?" In the centre of the hut Tietjens was sitting
bulkily on a bully-beef case that had been brought in ceremoniously by a
runner. "He _does_ look beastly shabby," the general said. "There are
three . . . four grease stains on his tunic. He ought to get his hair
cut!" He added: "It's a perfectly damnable business. No one but this
fellow would have got into it. He's a firebrand. That's what he is. A
regular firebrand!"
Tietjens' troubles had really shaken the general not a little. He was
left up in the air. He had lived the greater part of his life with his
sister, Lady Claudine Sandbach, and the greater part of the remainder of
his life at Groby, at any rate after he came home from India and during
the reign of Tietjens' father. He had idolized Tietjens' mother, who was
a saint! What indeed there had been of the idyllic in his life had
really all passed at Groby, if he came to think of it. India was not so
bad, but one had to be young to enjoy that. . . .
Indeed, only the day before yesterday he had been thinking that if this
letter that he was thinking out did result in his being sent back, he
should propose to stand for the half of the Cleveland Parliamentary
Division in which Groby stood. What with the Groby influence and his
nephew's in the country districts, though Castlemaine had not much land
left up there, and with Sandbach's interest in the ironworking
districts, he would have an admirable chance of getting in. Then he
would make himself a thorn in the side of certain persons.
He had thought of quartering himself on Groby. It would have been easy
to get Tietjens out of the army and they could all--he, Tietjens and
Sylvia--live together. It would have been his ideal of a home and of an
occupation. . . .
For, of course, he was getting old for soldiering: unless he got a
fighting army there was not much more to it as a career for a man of
sixty. If he _did_ get an army he was pretty certain of a peerage and
hefty political work could still be done in the Lords. He would have a
good claim on India and that meant dying a Field-Marshal.
On the other hand, the only command that was at all likely to be
going--except for deaths, and the health rate amongst army commanders
was pretty high!--was poor Puffles'. And that would be no pleasant
command--with the men all hammered to pieces. He decided to put the
whole thing to Tietjens. Tietjens, like a meal-sack, was looking at him
over the draft of the letter that he had just finished reading. The
general said:
"Well?"
Tietjens said:
"It's splendid, sir, to see you putting the matter so strongly. It must
be put strongly, or we're lost."
The general said:
"You think that?"
Tietjens said:
"I'm sure of it, sir. . . . But unless you are prepared to throw up your
command and take to politics. . . ."
The general exclaimed:
"You're a most extraordinary fellow. . . . That was exactly what I was
thinking about: this very minute."
"It's not so extraordinary," Tietjens said. "A really active general
thinking as you do is very badly needed in the House. As your
brother-in-law is to have a peerage whenever he asks for it, West
Cleveland will be vacant at any moment, and with his influence and Lord
Castlemaine's--your nephew's not got much land, but the name is
immensely respected in the country districts. . . . And, of course,
using Groby for your headquarters. . . ."
The general said:
"That's pretty well botched, isn't it?"
Tietjens said without moving a muscle:
"Why, no, sir. Sylvia is to have Groby and you would naturally make it
your headquarters. . . . You've still got your hunters there. . . ."
The general said:
"Sylvia is really to have Groby. . . . Good God!"
Tietjens said:
"So it was no great conjuring trick, sir, to see that you might not
mind. . . ."
The general said:
"Upon my soul, I'd as soon give up my chance of heaven . . . no, not
heaven, but India, as give up Groby."
"You've got," Tietjens said, "an admirable chance of India. . . . The
point is: which way? If they give you the sixteenth section. . . ."
"I hate," the general said, "to think of waiting for poor Puffles'
shoes. I was at Sandhurst with him. . . ."
"It's a question, sir," Tietjens said, "of which is the best way. For
the country and yourself. I suppose if one were a general one would like
to have commanded an army on the Western front. . . ."
The general said:
"I don't know. . . . It's the logical end of a career. . . . But I don't
feel that my career is ending. . . . I'm as sound as a roach. And in ten
years' time what difference will it make?"
"One would like," Tietjens said, "to see you doing it. . . ."
The general said:
"No one will know whether I commanded a fighting army or this damned
Whiteley's outfitting store. . . ."
Tietjens said:
"I know that, sir. . . . But the sixteenth section will desperately need
a good man if General Perry is sent home. And particularly a general who
has the confidence of all ranks. . . . It will be a wonderful position.
You will have every man that's now on the Western front at your back
after the war. It's a certain peerage. . . . It's certainly a sounder
proposition than that of a free-lance--which is what you'd be--in the
House of Commons."
The general said:
"Then what am I to do with my letter? It's a damn good letter. I don't
like wasting letters."
Tietjens said:
"You want it to show through that you back the single command for all
you are worth, yet you don't want them to put their finger on your
definitely saying so yourself?"
The general said:
". . . That's it. That's just what I do want. . . ." He added: "I
suppose you take my view of the whole matter. The Government's pretence
of evacuating the Western front in favour of the Middle East is probably
only a put-up job to frighten our Allies into giving up the single
command. Just as this railway strike is a counterdemonstration by way of
showing what would happen to us if we did begin to evacuate. . . ."
Tietjens said:
"It looks like that. . . . I'm not, of course, in the confidence of the
Cabinet. I'm not even in contact with them as I used to be. . . . But I
should put it that the section of the Cabinet that is in favour of the
Eastern expedition is very small. It's said to be a one-man party--with
hangers-on--but arguing him out of it has caused all this delay. That's
how I see it."
The general exclaimed:
"But, good God! . . . How is such a thing possible? That man must walk
along his corridors with the blood of a million--I mean it, of a
million--men round his head. He could not stand up under it. . . . That
fellow is prolonging the war indefinitely by delaying us now. And men
being killed all the time! . . . I can't. . . ." He stood up and paced,
stamping up and down the hut. . . . "At Bonderstrom," he said, "I had
half a company wiped out under me. . . . By my own fault, I admit. I had
wrong information . . ." He stopped and said: "Good God! . . . Good
God! . . . I can see it now. . . . And it's unbearable! After eighteen
years. I was a brigadier then. It was your own regiment--the
Glamorganshires. . . . They were crowded into a little nullah and shelled
to extinction. . . . I could see it going on and we could not get on to the
Boer guns with ours to stop 'em. . . . That's hell," he said, "that's the
real hell. . . . I never inspected the Glamorganshires after that for the
whole war. I could not bear the thought of facing their eyes. . . .
Buller was the same. . . . Buller was worse than I. . . . He never held
up his head again after. . . ."
Tietjens said:
"If you would not mind, sir, not going on . . ."
The general stamped to a halt in his stride. He said:
"Eh? . . . What's that? What's the matter with you?"
Tietjens said:
"I had a man killed on me last night. In this very hut; where I'm
sitting is the exact spot. It makes me . . . It's a sort of . . .
Complex, they call it now. . . ."
The general exclaimed:
"Good God! I beg your pardon, my dear boy. . . . I ought not to have . . .
I have never behaved like that before another soul in the world. . . .
Not to Buller. . . . Not to Gatacre, and they were my closest
friends. . . . Even after Spion Kop I never. . . ." He broke off and said:
"But those old memories won't interest you. . . ." He said: "I've such an
absolute belief in your trustworthiness. I _know_ you won't betray what
you've seen. . . . What I've just said. . . ." He paused and tried to adopt
the air of the listening magpie. He said: "I was called Butcher Campion in
South Africa, just as Gatacre was called Backacher. I don't want to be
called anything else because I've made an ass of myself before you. . . .
No, damn it all, not an ass. I was immensely attached to your sainted
mother. . . ." He said: "It's the proudest tribute any commander of men
can have. . . . To be called Butcher and have your men follow you in
spite of it. It shows confidence, and it gives you, as commander,
confidence! . . . One has to be prepared to lose men in hundreds at the
right minute in order to avoid losing them in tens of thousands at the
wrong! . . ." He said: "Successful military operations consist not in
taking or retaining positions, but in taking or retaining them with a
minimum sacrifice of effectives. . . . I wish to God you civilians would
get that into your heads. The men have it. They know that I will use
them ruthlessly--but that I will not waste one life. . . ." He
exclaimed: "Damn it, if I had ever thought I should have such troubles,
in your father's days . . .!" He said: "Let's get back to what we were
talking about . . . My memorandum to the secretary. . . ." He burst out:
"My God! . . . _What_ can that fellow think when he reads Shakespeare's
_When all those heads, legs, arms, joined together on the Last Day
shall_ . . . How does it run? Henry V's address to his soldiers . . .
_Every subject's body is the king's_ . . . _but every subject's soul is
his own_. . . . _And there is no king, be his cause ever so
just_. . . . My God! My God! . . . _as can try it out with all unspotted
soldiers_. . . . Have you ever thought of that?"
Alarm overcame Tietjens. The general was certainly in disorder. But over
what? There was not time to think. Campion was certainly dreadfully
overworked. . . . He exclaimed:
"Sir, hadn't you better! . . ." He said: "If we could get back to your
memorandum . . . I am quite prepared to write a report to the effect of
your sentence as to the French civilian population's attitude. That
would throw the onus on me. . . ."
The general said agitatedly:
"No! No! . . . You've got quite enough on your back as it is. Your
confidential report states that you are suspected of having too great
common interests with the French. That's what makes the whole position
so impossible. . . . I'll get Thurston to write something. He's a good
man, Thurston. Reliable. . . ." Tietjens shuddered a little. The general
went on astonishingly:
"'But at my back I always hear
Time's winged chariot hurrying near:
And yonder all before me lie
Deserts of vast eternity!' . . .
That's a general's life in this accursed war. . . . You think all
generals are illiterate fools. But I have spent a great deal of time in
reading, though I never read anything written later than the seventeenth
century."
Tietjens said:
"I know, sir. . . . You made me read Clarendon's _History of the Great
Rebellion_ when I was twelve."
The general said:
"In case we . . . I shouldn't like . . . In short . . ." He swallowed:
it was singular to see him swallow. He was lamentably thin when you
looked at the man and not the uniform.
Tietjens thought:
"What's he nervous about? He's been nervous all the morning."
The general said:
"I am trying to say--it's not much in my line--that in case we never met
again, I do not wish you to think me an ignoramus."
Tietjens thought:
"He's not ill . . . and he can't think me so ill that I'm likely to
die. . . . A fellow like that doesn't really know how to express himself.
He's trying to be kind and he doesn't know how to. . . ."
The general had paused. He began to say:
"But there are finer things in Marvell than that. . . ."
Tietjens thought:
"He's trying to gain time. . . . Why on earth should he? . . . What is
this all about?" His mind slipped a notch. The general was looking at
his finger-nails on the blanket. He said:
"There's, for instance:
"'_The graves a fine and secret place
But none I think do there embrace_. . . .'"
At those words it came to Tietjens suddenly to think of Sylvia, with the
merest film of clothing on her long, shining limbs. . . . She was
working a powder-puff under her armpits in a brilliant illumination from
two electric lights, one on each side of her dressing-table. She was
looking at him in the glass with the corners of her lips just moving. A
little curled. . . . He said to himself:
"One is going to that fine and secret place. . . . Why not have?" She
had emanated a perfume founded on sandalwood. As she worked her
swansdown powder-puff over those intimate regions he could hear her
humming. Maliciously! It was then that he had observed the handle of
the door moving minutely. She had incredible arms, stretched out amongst
a wilderness of besilvered cosmetics. Extraordinarily lascivious! Yet
clean! Her gilded sheath gown was about her hips on the chair. . . .
Well! She had pulled the strings of one too many shower-baths!
Shining; radiating glory but still shrivelled so that he reminded
Tietjens of an old apple inside a damascened helmet; the general had
seated himself once more on the bully-beef case before the blanketed
table. He fingered his very large, golden fountain-pen. He said:
"Captain Tietjens, I should be glad of your careful attention!"
Tietjens said:
"Sir!" His heart stopped.
The general said that afternoon Tietjens would receive a movement
order. He said stiffly that he must not regard this new movement order
as a disgrace. It was promotion. He, Major-General Campion, was
requesting the colonel commanding the depot to inscribe the highest
possible testimonial in his, Tietjens', small-book. He, Tietjens, had
exhibited the most extraordinary talent for finding solutions for
difficult problems.--The colonel was to write that!--In addition he,
General Campion, was requesting his friend, General Perry, commanding
the sixteenth section . . .
Tietjens thought:
"Good God. I am being sent up the line. He's sending me to Perry's
Army. . . . That's certain death!"
. . . To give Tietjens the appointment of second in command of the VIth
Battalion of his regiment!
Tietjens said, but he did not know where the words came from:
"Colonel Partridge will not like that. He's praying for McKechnie to
come back!"
To himself he said:
"I shall fight this monstrous treatment of myself to my last breath."
The general suddenly called out:
"There you are. . . . There is another of your infernal worries. . . ."
He put a strong check on himself, and, dryly, like the very great
speaking to the very unimportant, asked:
"What's your medical category?"
Tietjens said:
"Permanent base, sir. My chest's rotten!"
The general said:
"I should forget that, if I were you. . . . The second in command of a
battalion has nothing to do but sit about in arm-chairs waiting for the
colonel to be killed." He added: "It's the best I can do for you. . . .
I've thought it out very carefully. It's the best I can do for you."
Tietjens said:
"I shall, of course, forget my category, sir. . . ."
Of course he would never fight any treatment of himself! . . .
There it was then: the natural catastrophe! As when, under thunder, a
dam breaks. His mind was battling with the waters. What would it pick
out as the main terror? The mud: the noise: dread always at the back of
the mind? Or the worry! The worry! Your eyebrows always had a slight
tension on them. . . . Like eye-strain!
The general had begun, soberly:
"You will recognize that there is nothing else that I can do."
His answering:
"I recognize, naturally, sir, that there is nothing else that you can
do . . ." seemed rather to irritate the general. He wanted opposition: he
_wanted_ Tietjens to argue the matter. He was the Roman father counselling
suicide to his son: but he wanted Tietjens to expostulate. So that he,
General Campion, might absolutely prove that he, Tietjens, was a
disgraceful individual. . . . It could not be done. Tietjens was not
going to give him the opportunity. The general said:
"You will understand that I can't--no commander could!--have such things
happening in my command. . . ."
Tietjens said:
"I must accept that, if you say it, sir."
The general looked at him under his eyebrows. He said:
"I have already told you that this is promotion. I have been much
impressed by the way you have handled this command. You are, of course,
no soldier, but you will make an admirable officer for the militia, that
is all that our troops now are. . . ." He said: "I will emphasize what I
am saying. . . . No officer could--without being militarily in the
wrong--have a private life that is as incomprehensible and embarrassing
as yours. . . ."
Tietjens said:
"He's hit it! . . ."
The general said:
"An officer's private life and his life on parade are as strategy to
tactics. . . . I don't want, if I can avoid it, to go into your private
affairs. It's extremely embarrassing. . . . But let me put it to you
that . . . I wish to be delicate. But you are a man of the world! . . .
Your wife is an extremely beautiful woman. . . . There has been a
scandal . . . I admit not of your making. . . . But if, on the top of
that, I appeared to show favouritism to you . . ."
Tietjens said:
"You need not go on, sir. . . . I understand. . . ." He tried to
remember what the brooding and odious McKechnie had said . . . only two
nights ago. . . . He couldn't remember. . . . It was certainly a
suggestion that Sylvia was the general's mistress. It had then, he
remembered, seemed fantastic. . . . Well, what else _could_ they think? He
said to himself: "It absolutely blocks out my staying here!" He said
aloud: "Of course, it's my own fault. If a man so handles his womenfolk
that they get out of hand, he has only himself to blame."
The general was going on. He pointed out that one of his predecessors
had lost that very command on account of scandals about women. He had
turned the place into a damned harem! . . .
He burst out, looking at Tietjens with a peculiar goggle-eyed
intentness:
"If you think I'd care about losing my command over Sylvia or any other
damned Society woman. . . ." He said: "I beg your pardon . . ." and
continued reasoningly:
"It's the men that have to be considered. They think--and they've every
right to think it if they wish to--that a man who's a wrong 'un over
women isn't the man they can trust their lives in the hands of. . . ."
He added: "And they're probably right. . . . A man who's a real wrong
'un. . . . I don't mean who sets up a gal in a tea-shop. . . . But one
who sells his wife, or . . . At any rate, in _our_ army. . . . The French
may be different! . . . Well, a man like that usually has a yellow
streak when it comes to fighting. . . . Mind, I'm not saying always. . . .
Usually. . . . There was a fellow called . . ."
He went off into an anecdote. . . .
Tietjens recognized the pathos of his trying to get away from the
agonizing present moment, back to an India where it was all real
soldiering and good leather and parades that had been parades. But he
did not feel called upon to follow. He could not follow. He was going up
the line. . . .
He occupied himself with his mind. What was it going to do? He cast back
along his military history: what had his mind done in similar moments
before? . . . But there had never been a similar moment! There had been
the sinister or repulsive-businesses of going up, getting over, standing
to--even of the casualty clearing-station! . . . But he had always been
physically keener, he had never been so depressed or overwhelmed.
He said to the general:
"I recognise that I cannot stop in this command. I regret it, for I have
enjoyed having this unit. . . . But does it necessarily mean the VIth
Battalion?"
He wondered what was his own motive at the moment. Why had he asked the
general that! . . . The thing presented itself as pictures: getting down
bulkily from a high French train, at dawn. The light picked out for you
the white of large hunks of bread--half-loaves--being handed out to
troops themselves duskily invisible. . . . The ovals of light on the
hats of English troops: they were mostly West Countrymen. They did not
seem to want the bread much. . . . A long ridge of light above a wooded
bank: then suddenly, pervasively: a sound! . . . For all the world as,
sheltering from rain in a cottager's washhouse on the moors, you hear
the cottager's clothes boiling in a copper . . . Bubble . . . bubble . . .
bubbubbub . . . bubble . . . Not terribly loud--but terribly
demanding attention! . . . The Great Strafe! . . .
The general had said:
"If I could think of anything else to do with you, I'd do it. . . . But
all the extraordinary rows you've got into. . . . They block me
everywhere. . . . Do you realize that I have requested General O'Hara to
suspend his functions until now? . . ."
It was amazing to Tietjens how the general mistrusted his
subordinates--as well as how he trusted them! . . . It was probably that
that made him so successful an officer. Be worked for by men that you
trust: but distrust them all the time--along certain lines of frailty:
liquor,' women, money! . . . Well, he had long knowledge of men!
He said:
"I admit, sir, that I misjudged General O'Hara. I have said as much to
Colonel Levin and explained why."
The general said with a gloating irony:
"A damn pretty pass to come to. . . . You put a general officer under
arrest. . . . Then you say you had misjudged him! . . . I am not saying
you were not performing a duty. . . ." He went on to recount the
classical case of a subaltern, cited in King's Regulations, temp.
William IV, who was court-martialled and broken for not putting under
arrest his colonel who came drunk on to parade. ... He was exhibiting
his sensuous delight in misplaced erudition.
Tietjens heard himself say with great slowness:
"I absolutely deny, sir, that I put General O'Hara under arrest! I have
gone into the matter very minutely with Colonel Levin."
The general burst out:
"By God! I had taken that woman to be a saint. . . . I swear she is a
saint. . . ."
Tietjens said:
"There is no accusation against Mrs. Tietjens, sir!"
The general said:
"By God, there is!"
Tietjens said:
"I am prepared to take all the blame, sir."
The general said:
"You shan't. . . . I am determined to get to the bottom of all this. . . .
You have treated your wife damn badly. . . . You admit to that. . . ."
Tietjens said:
"With great want of consideration, sir. . . ."
The general said:
"You have been living practically on terms of separation from her for a
number of years? You don't deny that was on account of your own
misbehaviour. For how many years?"
Tietjens said:
"I don't know, sir. . . . Six or seven!"
The general said sharply:
"Think, then. . . . It began when you admitted to me that you had been
sold up because you kept a girl in a tobacco-shop? That was at Rye in
1912. . . ."
Tietjens said:
"We have not been on terms since 1912, sir."
The general said:
"But why? . . . She's a most beautiful woman. She's adorable. What could
you want better? . . . She's the mother of your child. . . ."
Tietjens said:
"Is it necessary to go into all this, sir? . . . Our differences were
caused by . . . by differences of temperament. She, as you say, is a
beautiful and reckless woman. . . . Reckless in an admirable way. I, on
the other hand . . ."
The general exclaimed:
"Yes! that's just it. . . . What the hell are you? . . . You're not a
soldier. You've got the makings of a damn good soldier. You amaze me at
times. Yet you're a disaster; you are a disaster to every one who has to
do with you. You are as conceited as a hog; you are as obstinate as a
bullock. . . . You drive me mad. . . . And you have ruined the life of
that beautiful woman. . . . For I maintain she once had the disposition
of a saint. . . . Now: I'm waiting for your explanation!"
Tietjens said:
"In civilian life, sir, I was a statistician. Second secretary to the
Department of Statistics. . . ."
The general exclaimed convictingly:
"And they've thrown you out of that! Because of the mysterious rows you
made. . . ."
Tietjens said:
"Because, sir, I was in favour of the single command. . . ."
The general began a long wrangle: "But why were you? What the hell had
it got to do with you?" Couldn't Tietjens have given the Department the
statistics they wanted--even if it meant faking them? What was
discipline for if subordinates were to act on their consciences? The home
Government had wanted statistics faked in order to dish the Allies. . . .
Well . . . Was Tietjens French or English? Every damn thing
Tietjens did . . . Every _damn_ thing, made it more impossible to do
anything for him! With his attainments he ought to be attached to the
staff of the French Commander-in-Chief. But that was forbidden in his,
Tietjens', confidential report. There was an underlined note in it to
that effect Where else, then, in Heaven's name, could Tietjens be sent
to? He looked at Tietjens with intent blue eyes:
"Where else, in God's name . . . I am not using the Almighty's name
blasphemously . . . _can_ you be sent to? I _know_ it's probably death
to send you up the line--in your condition of health. And to poor
Perry's Army. The Germans will be through it the minute the weather
breaks."
He began again: "You understand: I'm not the War Office. I can't send
any officer anywhere. I can't send you to Malta or India. Or to other
commands in France. I can send you home--in disgrace. I can send you to
your own battalion. On promotion! . . . Do you understand my
situation? . . . I have no alternative."
Tietjens said:
"Not altogether, sir."
The general swallowed and wavered from side to side. He said:
"For God's sake, try to. . . . I am genuinely concerned for you. I
won't--I'm damned if I will!--let it appear that you're disgraced. . . .
If you were McKechnie himself I wouldn't! The only really good jobs I've
got to give away are on my own staff. I can't have you there. Because of
the men. At the same time . . ."
He paused and said with a ponderous shyness:
"I believe there's a God. . . . I believe that, though wrong may
flourish, right will triumph in the end! . . . If a man is innocent, his
innocence will one day appear. . . . In a humble way I want to . . .
help Providence. . . . I want some one to be able one day to say:
'_General Campion, who knew the ins and outs of the affair_ . . .'
promoted you! In the middle of it. . . ." He said: "It isn't much. But
it's not nepotism. I would do as much for any man in your position."
Tietjens said:
"It's at least the act of a Christian gentleman!"
A certain lack-lustre joy appeared in the general's eyes. He said:
"I'm not used to this sort of situation. . . . I hope I've always tried
to help my junior officers. . . . But a case like this. . . ." He said:
"Damn it. . . . The general commanding the 9th French Army is an
intimate friend of mine. . . . But in face of your confidential
report--I _can't_ ask him to ask for you. That's blocked!"
Tietjens said:
"I do not propose, sir, at any rate in your eyes, to pass as putting the
interests of any power before those of my own country. If you examine my
confidential report you will find that the unfavourable insertions are
initialled _G. D._ . . . They are the initials of a Major Drake. . . ."
The general said bewilderingly:
"Drake . . . Drake . . . I've heard the name."
Tietjens said:
"It doesn't matter, sir. . . . Major Drake's a gentleman who doesn't
like me. . . ."
The general said:
"There are so many. You don't try to make yourself popular, I must say!"
Tietjens said to himself:
"The old fellow feels it! . . . But he can hardly expect me to tell him
that Sylvia thinks Drake was the father of my own son, and desires my
ruin!" But of course the old man _would_ feel it. He, Tietjens, and his
wife Sylvia, were as near a son and daughter as the old man had. The
obvious answer to make to the old man's query as to where he, Tietjens,
ought to be sent was to remind him that his brother Mark had had an
order put through to the effect that Tietjens was to be put in command
of divisional transport. . . . _Could_ he remind the old man of that? Was
it a thing one could do?
Yet the idea of commanding divisional transport was like a vision of
Paradise to Tietjens. For two reasons: it was relatively safe, being
concerned with a lot of horses . . . and the knowledge that he had that
employment would put Valentine Wannop's mind at rest.
Paradise! . . . But _could_ one wangle out of a hard into a soft job?
Some other poor devil very likely wanted it. On the other hand--think
of Valentine Wannop! He imagined her torture of mind, wandering about
London, thinking of him in the very worst spot of a doomed army. She
would get to hear of that. Sylvia would tell her! He would bet Sylvia
would ring her up and tell her. Imagine, then, writing to Mark to say
that he was with the transport! Mark would pass it on to the girl within
half a minute. Why . . . he, Tietjens, would wire. He imagined himself
scribbling the wire while the general talked and giving it to an orderly
the moment the talk was over. . . . But _could_ he put the idea into the
old man's head? _Is_ it done? . . . Would, say . . . say, an Anglican
saint do it?
And then . . . Was he up to the job? What about the accursed obsession
of O Nine Morgan that intermittently jumped on him? All the while he had
been riding Schomburg the day before, O Nine Morgan had seemed to be
just before the coffin-headed brute's off-shoulder. The animal must
fall! . . . He had had the passionate impulse to pull up the horse. And
all the time a dreadful depression! A weight! In the hotel last night he
had nearly fainted over the thought that Morgan might have been the man
whose life he had spared at Noircourt. . . . It was getting to be a
serious matter! It might mean that there was a crack in his, Tietjens',
brain. A lesion! If that was to go on . . . O Nine Morgan, dirty as he
always was, and with the mystified eyes of the subject races on his
face, rising up before his horse's off-shoulder! But alive, not with
half his head cut away. . . . If that was to go on he would not be fit
to deal with transport, which meant a great deal of riding.
But he would chance that. . . . Besides, some damn fool of a literary
civilian had been writing passionate letters to the papers insisting
that all horses and mules must be abolished in the army. . . . Because
of their pestilence-spreading dung! ... It might be decreed by A.C.I.
that no more horses were to be used! . . . Imagine taking battalion
supplies down by night with motor lorries, which was what that genius
desired to see done! . . .
He remembered once or twice--it must have been in September, '16--having
had the job of taking battalion transport down from Locre to B.H.Q.,
which were in the château of Kemmell village. . . . You muffled every
bit of metal you could think of: bits, trace-chains, axles . . . and
_yet_, whilst you hardly breathed, in the thick darkness some damn thing
would always chink and jolt: beef tins made a noise of old iron. . . .
And _bang_, after the long whine, would come the German shell,
registered exactly on to the corner of the road where it went down by
the shoulder of the hill: where the placards were ordering you not to go
more than two men together. . . . Imagine doing it with lorries, that
could be heard five miles away! . . . The battalion would go pretty
short of rations! . . . The same anti-chevaline genius had emitted the
sentiment that he had rather the Allies lost the war than that cavalry
should distinguish themselves in any engagement! . . . A wonderful
passion for the extermination of dung . . .! Or perhaps this hatred of
the horse was social. . . . Because the cavalry wear long moustaches
dripping with Macassar oil and breakfast off caviare, chocolate and
Pommery Greno they must be abolished! . . . Something like that. . . .
He exclaimed: "By God! How my mind wanders! How long will it go on?" He
said: "I am at the end of my tether." He had missed what the general had
said for some time.
The general said:
"Well. Has he?"
Tietjens said:
"I didn't catch, sir!"
"Are you deaf?" the general asked. "I'm sure I speak plain enough.
You've just said there are no horses attached to this camp. I asked you
if there is not a horse for the colonel commanding the depot. . . . A
German horse, I understand!"
Tietjens said to himself:
"Great heavens! I've been talking to him. What in the world about?" It
was as if his mind were falling off a hillside. He said:
"Yes, sir . . . Schomburg. But as that's a German prisoner, captured on
the Marne, it is not on our strength. It is the private property of the
colonel. I ride it myself. . . ."
The general exclaimed dryly:
"You _would_. . . ." He added more dryly still: "Are you aware that
there is a hell of a strafe put in against you by a R.A.S.C.
second-lieutenant called Hotchkiss? . . ."
Tietjens said quickly:
"If it's over Schomburg, sir . . . it's a washout. Lieutenant Hotchkiss
has no more right to give orders about him than as to where I shall
sleep. . . . And I would rather die than subject any horse for which I
am responsible to the damnable torture Hotchkiss and that swine Lord
Beichan want to inflict on service horses. . . ."
The general said maleficently:
"It looks as if you damn well will die on that account!"
He added: "You're perfectly right to object to wrong treatment of
horses. But in this case your objection blocks the only other job open
to you." He quietened himself a little. "You are probably not aware," he
went on, "that your brother Mark . . ."
Tietjens said:
"Yes, I am aware . . ."
The general said: "Do you know that the 19th Division to which your
brother wants you sent is attached to Fourth Army now--and it's Fourth
Army horses that Hotchkiss is to play with? . . . How could I send you
there to be under his orders?"
Tietjens said:
"That's perfectly correct, sir. There is nothing else that you can
do. . . ." He was finished. There was now nothing left but to find out how
his mind was going to take it. He wished they could go to his cook-houses!
The general said:
"What was I saying? . . . I'm dreadfully tired. . . . No one could stand
this. . . ." He drew from inside his tunic a lapis-lazuli coloured,
small be-coroneted note-case and selected from it a folded paper that he
first looked at and then slipped between his belt and his tunic. He
said: "On top of all the responsibility I have to bear!" He asked: "Has
it occurred to you that, if I'm of any service to the country, your
taking up my energy--_sapping_ my energy over your affairs!--is aiding
your country's enemies? . . . I can only afford four hours' sleep as it
is. . . . I've got some questions to ask you. . . ." He referred to the
slip of paper from his belt, folded it again and again slipped it into
his belt.
Tietjens' mind missed a notch again. . . . It _was_ the fear of the mud
that was going to obsess him. Yet, curiously, he had never been under
heavy fire in mud. . . . You would think that would not have
obsessed him. But in his ear he had just heard uttered in a whisper of
intense weariness, the words: _Es ist nicht zu ertragen; es ist das dasz
uns verloren hat_ . . . words in German, of utter despair, meaning: It
is unbearable: it is that has ruined us. . . . The mud! . . . He
had heard those words, standing amidst volcano craters of mud, amongst
ravines, monstrosities of slime, cliffs and distances, all of slime. . . .
He had been going, for curiosity or instruction, from Verdun where he
had been attached to the French--on a holiday afternoon when nothing was
doing, with a guide, to visit one of the outlying forts. . . .
Deaumont? . . . No, Douaumont. . . . Taken from the enemy about a week
before. . . . When would that be? He had lost all sense of
chronology. . . . In November. . . . A beginning of some November. . . .
With a miracle of sunshine: not a cloud: the mud towering up shut you in
intimately with a sky that ached for limpidity. . . . And the slime had
moved . . . following a French bombardier who was strolling along eating
nuts, disreputably, his shoulders rolling. . . . _Déserteurs_. . . . The
moving slime was German deserters. . . . You could not see them: the
leader of them--an officer!--had his glasses so thick with mud that you
could not see the colour of his eyes, and his half-dozen decorations were
like the beginnings of swallows' nests, his beard like stalactites. . . .
Of the other men you could only see the eyes--extraordinarily
vivid: mostly blue like the sky! . . . Deserters! Led by an officer! Of
the Hamburg Regiment! As if an officer of the Buffs had gone over! . . .
It was incredible. . . . And that was what the officer had said as he
passed: not shamefacedly, but without any humanity left in him . . .
_Done_! . . . Those moving saurians compacted of slime kept on passing
him afterwards, all the afternoon. . . . And he could not help picturing
their immediate antecedents for two months. . . . In advanced
pill-boxes. . . . No, they didn't have pill-boxes then. . . . In
advanced pockets of mud, in dreadful solitude amongst those ravines. . . .
suspended in eternity, at the last day of the world. And it had
horribly shocked him to hear again the German language a rather soft
voice, a little suety. . . . Like an obscene whisper. . . . The voice
obviously of the damned: hell could hold nothing curious for those poor
beasts. . . . His French guide had said sardonically: _On dirait
l'Inferno de Dante_! . . . Well, those Germans were getting back on him.
They were now to become an obsession! A complex, they said nowadays. . . .
The general said coolly:
"I presume you refuse to answer?"
That shook him cruelly.
He said desperately:
"I had to end what I took to be an unbearable position for both parties.
In the interests of my son!" Why in the world had he said that? . . . He
was going to be sick. It came back to him that the general had been
talking of his separation from Sylvia. Last night that had happened. He
said: "I may have been right: I may have been wrong. . . ."
The general said icily:
"If you don't choose to go into it. . . ."
Tietjens said:
"I would prefer not to. . . ."
The general said:
"There is no end to this. . . . But there are questions it's my duty to
ask. . . . If you do not wish to go into your marital relations, I
cannot force you. . . . But, damn it, are you sane? Are you responsible?
Do you intend to get Miss Wannop to live with you before the war is
over? Is she, perhaps, here, in this town, now? Is that your reason for
separating from Sylvia? Now, of all times in the world!"
Tietjens said:
"No, sir. I ask you to believe that I have absolutely no relations with
that young lady. None! I have no intention of having any. None! . . ."
The general said:
"I believe that!"
"Circumstances last night," Tietjens said, "convinced me suddenly,
there, on the spot, that I had been wronging my wife. . . . I had been
putting a strain on the lady that was unwarrantable. It humiliates me to
have to say it! I had taken a certain course for the sake of the future
of our child. But it was an atrociously wrong course. We ought to have
separated years ago. It has led to the lady's pulling the strings of all
these shower-baths. . . ."
The general said:
"Pulling the . . ."
Tietjens said:
"It expresses it, sir. . . . Last night was nothing but pulling the
string of a shower-bath. Perfectly justifiable. I maintain that it was
perfectly justifiable."
The general said:
"Then why have you given her Groby? . . . You're not a little soft, are
you? . . . You don't imagine you've . . . say, got a mission? Or that
you're another person? . . . That you have to . . . to forgive. . . ."
He took off his pretty hat and wiped his forehead with a tiny cambric
handkerchief. He said: "Your poor mother was a little . . ."
He said suddenly:
"To-night when you are coming to my dinner . . . I hope you'll be
decent. Why do you so neglect your personal appearance? Your tunic is a
disgusting spectacle. . . ."
Tietjens said:
"I had a better tunic, sir . . . but it has been ruined by the blood of
the man who was killed here last night . . ."
The general said:
"You don't say you have only two tunics? . . . Have you no mess
clothes?"
Tietjens said:
"Yes, sir, I've my blue things. I shall be all right for to-night. . . .
But almost everything else I possessed was stolen from my kit when I was
in hospital. . . . Even Sylvia's two pair of sheets. . . ."
"But hang it all," the general exclaimed, "you don't mean to say you've
spaffled all your father left you?"
Tietjens said:
"I thought fit to refuse what my father left me owing to the way it was
left. . . ."
The general said:
"But, good God! . . . Read that!" He tossed the small sheet of paper at
which he had been looking across the table. It fell face downwards.
Tietjens read, in the minute handwriting of the general's:
"Colonel's horse: Sheets: Jesus Christ: Wannop girl: Socialism?"
The general said irritably:
"The other side . . . the other side. . . ."
The other side of the paper displayed the words in large capitals:
WORKERS OF THE WORLD, a wood-cut of a sickle and some other objects.
Then high treason for a page.
The general said:
"Have you ever seen anything like that before? Do you know what it is?"
Tietjens answered:
"Yes, sir. I sent that to you. To your Intelligence. . . ."
The general thumped both his fists violently on the army blanket:
"You . . ." he said. "It's incomprehensible. . . . It's incredible. . . ."
Tietjens said:
"No, sir. . . . You sent out an order asking commanders of units to
ascertain what attempts were being made by Socialists to undermine the
discipline of their other ranks. . . . I naturally asked my
sergeant-major, and he produced this sheet, which one of the men had
given to him as a curiosity. It had been handed to the man in the street
in London. You can see my initials on the top of the sheet!"
The general said:
"You . . . you'll excuse me, but you're not a Socialist yourself? . . ."
Tietjens said:
"I knew you were working round to that, sir: But I've no politics that
did not disappear in the eighteenth century. You, sir, prefer the
seventeenth!"
"Another shower-bath, I suppose," the general said.
"Of course," Tietjens said, "if it's Sylvia that called me a Socialist,
it's not astonishing. I'm a Tory of such an extinct type that she might
take me for anything. The last megatherium. She's absolutely to be
excused. . . ."
The general was not listening. He said:
"What was wrong with the way your father left his money to you? . . ."
"My father," Tietjens said--the general saw his jaw stiffen--"committed
suicide because a fellow called Ruggles told him that I was . . . what
the French called _maquereau_ . . . I can't think of the English word.
My father's suicide was not an act that can be condoned. A gentleman
does not commit suicide when he has descendants. It might influence my
boy's life very disastrously. . . ."
The general said:
"I can't . . . I _can't_ get to the bottom of all this. . . . What in
the world did Ruggles want to go and tell your father that for? . . .
What are you going to do for a living after the war? They won't take you
back into your office, will they?"
Tietjens said:
"No, sir. The Department will not take me back. Every one who has served
in this war will be a marked man for a long time after it is over.
That's proper enough. _We're_ having our fun now."
The general said:
"You say the wildest things."
Tietjens answered:
"You generally find the things I say come true, sir. Could we get this
over? Ruggles told my father what he did because it is not a good thing
to belong to the seventeenth or eighteenth centuries in the twentieth.
Or really, because it is not good to have taken one's public-school's
ethical system seriously. I am really, sir, the English public
schoolboy. That's an eighteenth-century product. What with the love of
truth that--God help me!--they rammed into me at Clifton and the belief
Arnold forced upon Rugby that the vilest of sins--the vilest of all
sins--is to peach to the head master! That's me, sir. Other men get over
their schooling. I never have. I remain adolescent. These things are
obsessions with me. Complexes, sir!"
The general said:
"All this seems to be very wild. . . . What's this about peaching to a
head master?"
Tietjens said:
"For a swan song, it's not wild, sir. You're asking for a swan song. I
am to go up into the line so that the morals of the troops in your
command may not be contaminated by the contemplation of my marital
infelicities."
The general said:
"You don't want to go back to England, do you?"
Tietjens exclaimed:
"Certainly not! Very certainly not! I can never go home. I have to go
underground somewhere. If I went back to England there would be nothing
for me but going underground by suicide."
The general said:
"You see all that? I can give you testimonials. . . ."
Tietjens asked:
"Who couldn't see that it's impossible?"
The general said:
"But . . . suicide! You won't do that. As you said: think of your son."
Tietjens said:
"No, sir. I shan't do that. But you see how bad for one's descendants
suicide is. That is why I do not forgive my father. Before he did it I
should never have contemplated the idea. Now I have contemplated it.
That's a weakening of the moral fibre. It's contemplating a fallacy as a
possibility. For suicide is no remedy for a twisted situation of a
psychological kind. It is for bankruptcy. Or for military disaster. For
the man of action, not for the thinker. Creditors' meetings wipe the one
out. Military operations sweep on. But my problem will remain the same
whether I'm here or not. For it's insoluble. It's the whole problem of
the relations of the sexes."
The general said:
"Good God! . . ."
Tietjens said:
"No, sir, I've not gone off my chump. That's my problem! . . . But I'm a
fool to talk so much. . . . It's because I don't know what to say."
The general sat staring at the tablecloth: his face was suffused with
blood. He had the appearance of a man in monstrous ill-humour. He said:
"You had better say what you want to say. What the devil do you mean? . . .
What's this all about? . . ."
Tietjens said:
"I'm enormously sorry, sir. It's difficult to make myself plain."
The general said:
"Neither of us do. What is language for? What the _hell_ is language
for? We go round and round. I suppose I'm an old fool who cannot
understand your modern ways . . . But you're not modern. I'll do you
_that_ justice. . . . That beastly little McKechnie is modern. . . . I
shall ram him into your divisional-transport job, so that he won't
incommode you in your battalion. . . . Do you understand what the little
beast did? He got leave to go and get a divorce. And then did not get a
divorce. _That's_ modernism. He said he had scruples. I understand that
he and his wife and . . . some dirty other fellow . . . slept three in a
bed. That's modern scruples. . . ."
Tietjens said:
"No, sir, it's not really. . . . But what is a man to do if his wife is
unfaithful to him?"
The general said as if it were an insult:
"Divorce the harlot! Or live with her! . . ." Only a beast, he went on,
would expect a woman to live all her life alone in a cockloft! She's
bound to die. Or go on the streets. . . . What sort of a fellow wouldn't
see that? Was there any sort of beast who'd expect a woman to live . . .
with a man beside her. . . . Why, she'd . . . she'd be bound to. . . .
He'd have to take the consequences of whatever happened. The general
repeated: "Whatever happened! If she pulled all the strings of all the
shower-baths in the world!"
Tietjens said:
"Still, sir . . . there are . . . there used to be . . . in families
of . . . position . . . a certain . . ." He stopped.
The general said:
"Well . . ."
Tietjens said:
"On the part of the man . . . a certain . . . Call it . . . parade!"
The general said:
"Then there had better be no more parades. . . ." He said: "Damn it! . . .
Beside us, all women are saints. . . . Think of what child-bearing is.
I know the world. . . . Who would stand that? . . . You? . . . I . . .
I'd rather be the last poor devil in Perry's lines!"
He looked at Tietjens with a sort of injurious cunning:
"Why _don't_ you divorce?" he asked.
Panic came over Tietjens. He knew it would be his last panic of that
interview. No brain could stand more. Fragments of scenes of fighting,
voices, names, went before his eyes and ears. Elaborate problems. . . .
The whole map of the embattled world ran out in front of him-as large as
a field. An embossed map in greenish _papier mâché_--a ten-acre field
of embossed _papier mâché_: with the blood of O Nine Morgan blurring
luminously over it. Years before . . . How many months? . . . Nineteen,
to be exact, he had sat on some tobacco plants on the Mont de Kats. . . .
No, the Montagne Noire. In Belgium. . . . What had he been doing? . . .
Trying to get the lie of the land. . . . No. . . . Waiting to point
out positions to some fat home general who had never come. The Belgian
proprietor of the tobacco plants had arrived, and had screamed his head
off over the damaged plants. . . .
But, up there you saw the whole war. . . . Infinite miles away, over the
sullied land that the enemy forces held: into Germany proper. Presumably
you could breathe in Germany proper. . . . Over your right shoulder you
could see a stump of a tooth. The Cloth Hall at Ypres: at an angle of
50° below. . . . Dark lines behind it. . . . The German trenches before
Wytschaete! ...
That was before the great mines had blown Wytschaete to hell. . . .
But--every half-minute by his wrist-watch--white puffs of cotton-wool
existed on the dark lines--the German trenches before Wytschaete. Our
artillery practice. . . . Good shooting. Jolly good shooting!
Miles and miles away to the left . . . beneath the haze of light that,
on a clouded day, the sea threw off, a shaft of sunlight fell, and was
reflected in a grey blur. . . . It was the glass roofs of a great
airplane shelter!
A great plane, the largest he had then seen, was moving over, behind his
back, with four little planes as an escort. . . . Over the vast
slag-heaps by Béthune. . . . High, purplish-blue heaps, like the steam
domes of engines or the breasts of women. . . . Bluish purple. More blue
than purple. . . . Like all Franco-Belgian Gobelins tapestry. . . . And
all quiet. . . . Under the vast pall of quiet cloud! . . .
There were shells dropping in Poperinghe. . . . Five miles out, under
his nose. . . . The shells dropped. White vapour rose and ran away in
plumes. . . . What sort of shells? . . . There were twenty different
kinds of shells. . . .
The Huns were shelling Poperinghe! A senseless cruelty. It was five
miles behind the line! Prussian brutality. . . . There were two girls
who kept a tea-shop in Poperinghe. . . . High coloured. . . . General
Plumer had liked them . . . a fine old general. . . . The shells had
killed them both . . . Any man might have slept with either of them with
pleasure and profit. . . . Six thousand of H.M. officers must have
thought the same about those high-coloured girls. Good girls! . . . But
the Hun shells got them. . . . What sort of fate was that? . . . To be
desired by six thousand men and smashed into little gobbets of flesh by
Hun shells?
It appeared to be mere Prussianism--the senseless cruelty of the
Hun!--to shell Poperinghe. An innocent town with a tea-shop five miles
behind Ypres. . . . Little noiseless plumes of smoke rising under the
quiet blanketing of the pale maroon skies, with the haze from the
aeroplane shelters, and the great aeroplanes over the Béthune
slag-heaps. . . . What a dreadful name--Béthune. . . .
Probably, however, the Germans had heard that we were massing men in
Poperinghe. It was reasonable to shell a town where men were being
assembled. . . . Or we might have been shelling one of their towns with
an Army H.Q. in it. So they shelled Poperinghe in the silent grey
day. . . .
That was according to the rules of the service. . . . General Campion,
accepting with equanimity what German airplanes did to the hospitals,
camps, stables, brothels, theatres, boulevards, chocolate stalls and
hotels of his town would have been vastly outraged if Hun planes had
dropped bombs on his private lodgings. . . . The rules of war! . . . You
spare, mutually, each other's headquarters and blow to pieces girls that
are desired by six thousand men apiece. . . .
That had been nineteen months before! . . . Now, having lost so much
emotion, he saw the embattled world as a map. . . . An embossed map of
greenish _papier mâché_. The blood of O Nine Morgan was blurring
luminously over it. At the extreme horizon was territory labelled _White
Ruthenians_! Who the devil were _those_ poor wretches?
He exclaimed to himself: "By heavens! Is this epilepsy?" He prayed:
"Blessed saints, get me spared that!" He exclaimed: "No, it isn't! . . .
I've complete control of my mind. My uppermost mind." He said to the
general:
"I can't divorce, sir. I've no grounds."
The general said:
"Don't lie. You know what Thurston knows. Do you mean that you have been
guilty of contributory misconduct. . . . Whatever it is? And can't
divorce! I don't believe it."
Tietjens said to himself:
"_Why_ the devil am I so anxious to shield that whore? It's not
reasonable. It is an obsession!"
White Ruthenians are miserable peoples to the south of Lithuania. You
don't know whether they incline to the Germans or to the Poles. The
Germans don't even know. . . . The Germans were beginning to take their
people out of the line where we were weak: they were going to give them
proper infantry training. That gave him, Tietjens, a chance. They would
not come over strong for at least two months. It meant, though, a great
offensive in the spring. Those fellows had sense. In the poor, beastly
trenches the Tommies knew nothing but how to chuck bombs. Both sides did
that. But the Germans were going to cure it! Stood chucking bombs at
each other from forty yards. The rifle was obsolete! Ha! ha!
Obsolete! . . . The civilian psychology!
The general said:
"No I don't believe it. I know you did not keep any girl in any
tobacco-shop. I remember every word you said at Rye in 1912. I wasn't
sure then. I am now. You tried to let me think it. You had shut up your
house because of your wife's misbehaviour. You let me believe you had
been sold up. You weren't sold up at all."
. . . _Why_ should it be the civilian psychology to chuckle with
delight, uproariously, when the imbecile idea was promulgated that the
rifle was obsolete? _Why_ should public opinion force on the War Office
a training-camp course that completely cut out any thorough instruction
in the rifle and communication drill? It was queer. . . . It was of
course disastrous. Queer. Not altogether mean. Pathetic, too. . . .
"Love of truth!" the general said. "Doesn't that include a hatred for
white lies? No; I suppose it doesn't, or your servants could not say you
were not at home. . . ."
. . . Pathetic! Tietjens said to himself. Naturally the civilian
population wanted soldiers to be made to look like fools: and to be done
in. They wanted the war won by men who would at the end be either
humiliated or dead. Or both. Except, naturally, their own cousins or
fiancées' relatives. That was what it came to. That was what it meant
when important gentlemen said that they had rather the war were lost
than that cavalry should gain any distinction in it! . . . But it was
partly the simple, pathetic illusion of the day that great things could
only be done by new inventions. You extinguished the Horse, invented
something very simple and became God! That is the real pathetic fallacy.
You fill a flower-pot with gunpowder and chuck it in the other fellow's
face, and heigh presto! the war is won. _All_ the soldiers fall down
dead! And You: you who forced the idea on the reluctant military, are
the Man that Won the War. You deserve all the women in the world. And . . .
you get them! Once the cavalry are out of the way! . . .
The general was using the words:
"Head master!" It brought Tietjens completely back.
He said collectedly:
"Really, sir, why this strafe of yours is so terribly long is that it
embraces the whole of life."
The general said:
"You're not going to drag a red herring across the trail. . . . I say
you regarded me as a head master in 1912. Now I am your commanding
officer--which is the same thing. You must not peach to me. That's what
you call the Arnold of Rugby touch. . . . But who was it said: _Magna
est veritas et prev_ . . . _Prev_ something?"
Tietjens said:
"I don't remember, sir."
The general said:
"What was the secret grief your mother had? In 1912? She died of it. She
wrote to me just before her death and said she had great troubles. And
begged me to look after you, very specially! Why did she do that?" He
paused and meditated. He asked: "How do you define Anglican sainthood?
The other fellows have canonizations, all shipshape like Sandhurst
examinations. But us Anglicans . . . I've heard fifty persons say your
mother was a saint. She was. But why?"
Tietjens said:
"It's the quality of harmony, sir. The quality of being in harmony with
your own soul. God having given you your own soul you are then in
harmony with Heaven."
The general said:
"Ah, that's beyond me. . . . I suppose you will refuse any money I leave
you in my will?"
Tietjens said:
"Why, no, sir."
The general said:
"But you refused your father's money. Because he believed things against
you. What's the difference?"
Tietjens said:
"One's friends ought to believe that one is a gentleman. Automatically.
That is what makes one and them in harmony. Probably your friends are
your friends because they look at situations automatically as you look
at them. . . . Mr. Ruggles knew that I was hard up. He envisaged the
situation. If he were hard up, what would he do? Make a living out of
the immoral earnings of women. . . . That translated into the Government
circles in which he lives means selling your wife or mistress. Naturally
he believed that I was the sort of fellow to sell my wife. So that's
what he told my father. The point is, my father should not have believed
him."
"But I . . ." the general said.
Tietjens said:
"You never believed anything against me, sir."
The general said:
"I know I've damn well worried myself to death over you . . ."
Tietjens was sentimentally at rest, still with wet eyes. He was walking
near Salisbury in a grove, regarding long pastures and ploughlands
running to dark, high elms from which, embowered. . . . Embowered was
the word!--peeped the spire of George Herbert's church. . . . One ought
to be a seventeenth-century parson at the time of the renaissance of
Anglican saintliness . . . who, wrote, perhaps poems. No, not poems.
Prose. The statelier vehicle!
That was home-sickness! . . . He himself was never to go home!
The general said:
"Look here. . . . Your father. . . . I'm concerned about your father. . . .
Didn't Sylvia perhaps tell him some of the things that distressed him?"
Tietjens said distinctly:
"No, sir. That responsibility cannot be put on to Sylvia. My father
chose to believe things that were said against me by a perfect--or a
nearly perfect--stranger. . . ." He added: "As a matter of fact, Sylvia
and my father were not on any sort of terms. I don't believe they
exchanged two words for the last five years of my father's life."
The general's eyes were fixed with an extreme hardness on Tietjens'. He
watched Tietjens' face, beginning with the edges round the nostrils, go
chalk white. He said: "He knows he's given his wife away! . . . Good
God!" With his face colourless, Tietjens' eyes of porcelain-blue stuck
out extraordinarily. The general thought: "What an ugly fellow! His face
is all crooked!" They remained looking at each other.
In the silence the voices of men talking over the game of House came as
a murmur to them. A rudimentary card game monstrously in favour of the
dealer. When you heard voices going on like that you knew they were
playing House. . . . So they had had their dinners.
The general said:
"It isn't Sunday, is it?"
Tietjens said:
"No, sir; Thursday, the seventeenth, I think, of January. . . ."
The general said:
"Stupid of me. . . ."
The men's voices had reminded him of church bells on a Sunday. And of
his youth. . . . He was sitting beside Mrs. Tietjens' hammock under the
great cedar at the corner of the stone house at Groby. The wind being
from the east-north-east the bells of Middlesbrough came to them
faintly. Mrs. Tietjens was thirty; he himself thirty; Tietjens--the
father--thirty-five or so. A most powerful, quiet man. A wonderful
landowner. Like his predecessors for generations. It was not from him
that this fellow got his . . . his . . . his what? . . . Was it
mysticism? . . . Another word! He himself home on leave from India: his
head full of polo. Talking for hours about points in ponies with
Tietjens' father, who was a wonderful hand with a horse. . . . But this
fellow was much more wonderful! . . . Well, he got that from the sire,
not the dam! . . . He and Tietjens continued to look at each other. It
was as if they were hypnotized. The men's voices went on in a mournful
cadence. The general supposed that he too must be pale. He said to
himself: "This fellow's mother died of a broken heart in 1912. The
father committed suicide five years after. He had not spoken to the
son's wife for four or five years! That takes us back to 1912. . . .
Then, when I strafed him in Rye, the wife was in France with Perowne."
He looked down at the blanket on the table. He intended again to look up
at Tietjens' eyes with ostentatious care. That was his technique with
men. He was a successful general because he knew men. He knew that all
men will go to hell over three things: alcohol, money . . . and sex.
This fellow apparently hadn't. Better for him if he had! He thought:
"It's all gone . . . mother! father! Groby! This fellow's down and out.
It's a bit thick."
He thought:
"But he's right to do as he is doing."
He prepared to look at Tietjens. . . . He stretched out a sudden,
ineffectual hand. Sitting on his beef-case, his hands on his knees,
Tietjens had lurched. A sudden lurch--as an old house lurches when it is
hit by a H.E. shell. It stopped at that. Then he righted himself. He
continued to stare direct at the general. The general looked carefully
back. He said--very carefully too:
"In case I decide to contest West Cleveland, it is your wish that I
should make Groby my headquarters?"
Tietjens said:
"I beg, sir, that you will!"
It was as if they both heaved an enormous sigh of relief. The general
said:
"Then I need not keep you. . . ."
Tietjens stood on his feet, wanly, but with his heels together.
The general also rose, settling his belt He said:
". . . You can fall out."
Tietjens said:
"My cook-houses, sir. . . . Sergeant-Cook Case will be very
disappointed. . . . He told me that you couldn't find anything wrong if
I gave him ten minutes to prepare. . . ."
The general said:
"Case. . . . Case. . . . Case was in the drums when we were at Delhi. He
ought to be at least Quartermaster by now. . . . But he had a woman he
called his sister . . ."
Tietjens said:
"He still sends money to his sister."
The general said:
". . . He went absent over her when he was colour-sergeant and was
reduced to the ranks. . . . Twenty years ago that must be! . . . Yes,
I'll see your dinners!"
In the cook-house, brilliantly accompanied by Colonel Levin, the
cook-house spotless with limed walls and mirrors that were the tops of
camp-cookers, the general, Tietjens at his side, walked between
goggle-eyed men in white who stood to attention holding ladles. Their
eyes bulged, but the corners of their lips curved because they liked the
general and his beautifully unconcerned companions. The cook-house was
like a cathedral's nave, aisles being divided off by the pipes of
stoves. The floor was of coke-brise shining under french polish and
turpentine.
The building paused, as when a godhead descends. In breathless focusing
of eyes the godhead, frail and shining, walked with short steps up to a
high-priest who had a walrus moustache and, with seven medals on his
Sunday tunic, gazed away into eternity. The general tapped the
sergeant's Good Conduct ribbon with the heel of his crop. All stretched
ears heard him say:
"How's your sister, Case? . . ."
Gazing away, the sergeant said:
"I'm thinking of making her Mrs. Case . . ."
Slightly leaving him, in the direction of high, varnished, pitch-pine
panels, the general said:
"I'll recommend you for a Quartermaster's commission any day you
wish. . . . Do you remember Sir Garnet inspecting field kitchens at
Quetta?"
All the white tubular beings with global eyes resembled the pierrots of
a child's Christmas nightmare. The general said: "Stand at ease, men. . . .
Stand easy!" They moved as white objects move in a childish dream.
It was all childish. Their eyes rolled.
Sergeant Case gazed away into infinite distance.
"My sister would not like it, sir," he said. "I'm better off as a
first-class warrant officer!"
With his light step the shining general went swiftly to the varnished
panels in the eastern aisle of the cathedral. The white figure beside
them became instantly tubular, motionless and global-eyed. On the panels
were painted: TEA! SUGAR! SALT! CURRY PDR! FLOUR! PEPPER!
The general tapped with the heel of his crop on the locker-panel
labelled PEPPER: the top, right-hand locker-panel. He said to the
tubular, global-eyed white figure beside it: "Open that, will you, my
man? . . ."
To Tietjens this was like the sudden bursting out of the regimental
quick-step, as after a funeral with military honours the band and drums
march away, back to barracks.