Mirandola, Mirandolore,
She comes from where you’ve been before:
She comes from Caithness to the Nore,
Mirandola, Mirandolore.
Slowly, slowly, and very pale
(I think her cousin was a snail),
She lives beside the bathroom door.
She bathes in summer, in winter more:
She LOVES the cold tiles on the floor,
Mirandola, Mirandolore.
[Illustration: Black and white circular illustration featuring a spotted
dragon curving around the border with its tongue sticking out, next to
the name "PAUL" set against a dark background.]