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"PUPILS wanted for Pianoforte and Theory.--J.G. Peat, Dyer and
Cleaner."--_New Zealand Herald._
"That strain again! It had a dying fall."--_Twelfth Night_, Act I., Sc. 1,
4.
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"The lowest grade of porter is the grade from which railway employees
in the traffic departments gravitate to higher positions."--_Daily
Paper._
The EINSTEIN theory is beginning to capture our journalists.
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There was a Society Sinner
Who no longer was asked out to dinner;
This proof of his guilt
So caused him to wilt
That he's now emigrated to Pinner.
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[Illustration: MORE ADVENTURES OF A POST-WAR SPORTSMAN.
_Post-War Sportsman._"WOT'S THE MATTER?"
_Mrs. P.-W.S._"WHEN I WANT HIM TO JUMP THE FENCE HE JUST STOPS AND EATS IT.
WHAT AM I TO DO?"
_P.-W.S._ "COME ALONG WI' ME, MY DEAR; I'LL SHOW YOU. 'E CAN'T EAT A
GATE."]
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