"OLD AND RARE PAINTINGS. Exquisite works of old Indian art. Mytholo-Roast
Beef or Pork: Bindaloo Sausages gical, Historical, Mediæval."--_Englishman_
(_Calcutta_).
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"Two capable young gentlemen desire Posts in good families as
Companions, ladies or children; mending, hairdressing, decorations;
willing to travel; in or near London."--_Daily Paper._
What did _they_ do in the Great War?
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"One of the exquisite features was the presence of the Deacon's wives.
We had 83 upon our Roll of Honour, and of these 36 turned up."--_Parish
Magazine._
The other forty-seven being presumably engaged in looking after the Deacon.
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"In addition to the fine work done by the Irish regiments he assured
them that many a warm Irish heart beat under a Scottish kilt."--_Local
Paper._
Surely Irishmen enlisted in Scottish regiments are not so down-hearted as
all that!
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