GOLDEN GEESE.

The London University Correspondent of _The Observer_ has been deploring

the fact that a number of professors and lecturers have lately resigned

their poorly-paid academic positions in order to take up commercial and

industrial posts at much higher salaries. Among the instances he cites is

that of a Professor of Chemistry at King's College, who has been appointed

Director of Research to the British Cotton Industry Research Association.

The movement, which the writer denounces as bearing "too obvious an analogy

to the killing of the golden goose," is not however confined to London

University. From the great seats of learning all over the country the same

complaint is heard. We learn, for instance, that Mr. Angus McToddie, until

recently Professor of Physics at the John Walker University, N.B., has

vacated that post on his appointment as Experimental Adviser to the British

Constitutional Whisky Manufacturers' Association.

Past and present _alumni_ of Tonypandy will learn with regret that the

University is to lose the services of its Professor of Live Languages, Mr.

O. Evans, who is about to assume the responsible and highly-remunerated

position of Director of Research to the Billingsgate Fishporters' Self-Help

Society.

The Egregius Professor of Ancient History at Giggleswick University will

shortly take up his duties as Editor of _Chestnuts_, the new comic weekly.

Professor Ernest Grubb, who for many years has adorned the Chair of

Entomology at Durdleham, is about to enter the dramatic sphere as

stage-manager to a well-known troupe of performing insects.

Another recruit to Stage enterprise is Professor Seymour Legge, who has

been appointed Chief Investigator to the Beauty Chorus Providers'

Corporation. Mr. Legge was formerly Professor of Comparative Anatomy at

Ballycorp.

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