"I LOVE A LASSIE,
ANITHER LOWLAN' LASSIE."]
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[Illustration: _Officer._ "WELL, PETERS, HOW DID YOU GET ON?"
_Steward_ (_who has asked for special leave_). "NOTHIN' DOIN', SIR. THE
SKIPPER 'E SEZ TO ME, 'E SEZ, 'IT'LL COST THE COUNTRY FOUR-AN'-SEVENPENCE
TO SEND YOU 'OME, AN' AS THE NAVY 'AS GOT TO ECONOMISE YOU'LL DO TO BEGIN
ON,' 'E SEZ."]
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