AN HONOURABLE RECORD.

Many years ago, in the reign of good QUEEN VICTORIA, a little ship sailed

out of Grimsby Docks in all the proud bravery of new paint and snow-white

decks, and passed the Newsand bound for the Dogger Bank. They had

christened her the _King George_, and, though her feminine susceptibilities

were perhaps a trifle piqued at this affront to her sex, it was a right

royal name, and her brand-new boilers swelled with loyal fervour. She was a

steam trawler--at that time one of the smartest steam trawlers afloat, and

she knew it; she held her headlights very high indeed, you may be sure.

Time passed, and the winds and waters of the North Sea dealt all too rudely

with the fair freshness of her exterior; she grew worn and weather-stained,

and it was apparent even to the casual eye of a landsman that she had left

her girlhood behind her out on the Nor'-East Rough. Some of the younger

trawlers would jeeringly refer to her behind her back as "Auntie," and

affected to regard her as an antediluvian old dowager, which of course was

mainly due to jealousy. But she still pegged away at her work, bringing in

from the Dogger week by week her cargoes of fish, regardless alike of the

ravages of time and the jibes of her upstart rivals. As long as her owners

were satisfied she was happy, for she cherished first and last a sense of

duty, as all good ships do.

And then suddenly came the War, infesting the seas with unaccustomed and

nerve-racking dangers. I must apologise for mentioning this, as everybody

knows that we ought now to forget about the War as quickly as possible and

get on with more important matters, but at the time it had a certain effect

upon us all, not excluding the _King George_. Scorning the menaces that

lurked about her path she carried on the pursuit of the cod and haddock in

her old undemonstrative fashion, for she was a British ship from stem to

stern and conscious of the tradition behind her.

Then one day they hauled her up in dock, gave her a six-pounder astern,

fitted her with wireless and sent her out to take care of her unarmed

sisters on the fishing-grounds. She flew the White Ensign.

These were the proudest days of her life: she was helping to keep the seas.

It is true the big ships of the Fleet might laugh at her in a good-natured

way and pass uncomplimentary remarks about her personal appearance, but

they had to acknowledge her seamanship and her pluck. She could buffet her

way through weather that no destroyer dare face, and mines had no terrors

for her, for even if she were to bump a tin-fish it only meant one old

trawler the less, and the Navy could afford it.

It was during these days, too, that she became known, though not by name,

to readers of _Punch_, for her adventures and those of her crew were often

chronicled in his tales of the "Auxiliary Patrol." And when she had seen

the War through she said Good-bye to his pages and made ready to return

again to the ways of peace. She was quite satisfied; she never thought of

giving up her job, though she was now a very old ship, and it would have

been no shame to her. She just took a fresh coat of paint and steamed away

to the Dogger Bank once more.

* * * * *

The other day a small paragraph appeared in some of the newspapers that

were not too busy discussing the possibilities of another railway strike:

"The Grimsby trawler _King George_," it said, "is reported long over-due

from the fishing-grounds, and the owners say that there is no hope of her

return." No one would notice this, because the first round of the English

Cup was to be played that week, and besides it was not as though it were a

battleship or a big liner that had gone down. It was just the old _King

George_.

And that, I suppose, is the end of her, except that she may continue to be

remembered by one or two who served aboard her in the days of the Auxiliary

Patrol--remembered as a gallant little ship that served her country in its

hour of need, and did not hold that hour the limit of her service. Well

played, _King George_!

* * * * *

"THE DRINKWATER TRAGEDY."--_Heading in "New York Times."_

This comes from dry America, but it is not the wail of a "Wet"; merely the

heading of an article on _Abraham Lincoln_.

* * * * *

"Wales has its Ulster just as Ireland had, and it was a question

whether Wales was going to be conquered by the industrial area of

Cardiff and the district, or whether the industrial area was going to

conquer Wales."--_Western Mail._

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