CHAPTER VIII

OTHER SPIRITS

Old Jamaica pine-apple — “Tots” for Tommy Atkins — The grog tub

aboard ship — _Omelette au rhum_ — Rum-and-milk — Ditto-and-ale — A

maddening mixture — Rectifying gin — “The seasoning as does it” — Oil

of turpentine and table-salt — A long thirst — A farthing’s worth of

Old Tom — Roach-alum — Dirty gin — Gin and bitters — “Kosher” rum

— An active and intelligent officer — Gambling propensities of the

Israelites — The dice in the tumbler — Nomenclature at “The Olde

Cheshyre Cheese” — “Rack” — “Cork.”

We now come to Rum, “superior old Jamaica pine-apple,” otherwise known

as “sailors’ tea”—the spirit in question having from time immemorial

been held in high esteem by mariners both afloat and ashore. Rum is

probably one of the easiest beverages to make, being, simply, fermented

and distilled cane-sugar. Occasionally pine-apples and guavas are

thrown into the still, but in making this spirit on a large scale no

attempts are made to add to its flavour and thereby deduct from the

profits to be made on the commodity. It is coloured with caramel, and

the longer you keep it the better and, therefore, the more valuable, it

becomes. In the city {84} of Carlisle in the year 1865 some rum known

to be 140 years old was sold for £3 : 3s. per bottle.

This is not the brand served out to our army and navy; although the

“tots” issued periodically to Tommy Atkins and Ben Bowline consist of

good, sound liquor, wholesome enough, save for gouty subjects—and a

sailor with the gout would be of about as much use to his Queen and

country as a watch without works—and writing from past experience I

can aver that every drop of liquor, whether ale or rum, supplied in

a regimental canteen had to be previously passed by a committee of

“taste.” In many ships, nowadays, no rum or other intoxicant is served

out; and as no equivalent is given, it might appear as though the

owners made a good thing out of the temperate habits of their crews.

But I do not believe in total abstinence as an aid to work; and I have

never seen a sailor the worse—on board ship—for his “tot.” On the other

hand, in the old days of “Green’s” troop-ships, the old sailing-vessels

which made the voyage to India round the Cape of Good Hope, it was by

no means infrequent for a soldier to be “overcome” by the cane-spirit,

of which he occasionally got rather more than his orthodox allowance.

How was this managed? The thrifty seafarers were in the habit of

selling their grog allowance to the “swaddies”; and as soon as the

ship’s captain found this out, he issued stringent regulations which

it might have been expected would put a stop to this practice. When

all hands were piped to grog a ship’s officer was {85} stationed by

the tub, to see that each sailor drank his allowance. Still there was

intoxication amongst the troops, and it was discovered that many of the

sailors’ pannikins had false bottoms, and that in this way the rum was

concealed. After that the ship’s officer was enjoined to see that each

sailor partook of his tot; but even this precaution failed; for the rum

would be ejected from the men’s mouths into a bucket in the fo’c’sle,

and then sold—a disgusting practice which merited severe punishment,

and frequently obtained it.

We English do not make nearly as much use of rum in cookery as do

our lively neighbours. One of the most approved of _entremets_ is an

_omelette au rhum_, a truly grateful dish, if the omelette be properly

made, although rum be spelt with an “h.” But it is a mistake to use

rum-sauce with plum-pudding, as do the French; for brandy is a far

better digestive of the cloying materials of which the pudding is

composed. As mentioned in _Cakes and Ale_, rum-and-milk is said, by

the chief English authority on dietetics, to be the most powerful

restorative known to man. This may, or may not, be true; I am prepared

to back a judicious dose of “the Boy”—_not_ limited to a “split pint,”

either. But of all horrible mixtures, defend me from rum-and-ale,

which used to be a potion much in favour with the dangerous classes of

our metropolis, in the days when I went “slumming” in search of plain

unvarnished facts. A steaming tumbler of rum and hot water, with a

piece of butter melted therein, was, in my younger days, in vogue as

an infallible {86} specific to eject a cold from the head. Nowadays, I

prefer the cold.

Gin is supposed by students, who do not make practical test of their

learning, to be distilled from malt, or from unmalted barley, or from

some other grain, and afterwards rectified and flavoured. And just as

it was (according to Mr. Samuel Weller) the seasoning which did it in

the case of the cheap pies, so is it the rectifying, and the flavouring

which do it, in the matter of gin. Occasionally “rectifying” is hardly

the right word to use. That there is such a thing as wholesome,

tolerably-pure gin is more than probable; but there is also a very

undesirable fluid sold to the poorer classes, and esteemed by their

vitiated palates, known under different pet names, of which “blue ruin”

and “white satin” are two. This brand of gin is flavoured more or less

with oil of turpentine and common salt. No wonder thirst stalks abroad

next morning!

“In one well-known hostelry,” observes a writer in a daily newspaper,

“situated not a stone’s throw from the Bank of England, you can, if

you be so minded, ask for and obtain a farthing’s worth of gin. It is

served in tiny liqueur-glasses, and the custom dates from the time

when the purchasing power of the coin in question was far greater

than it is now, and when consequently, a farthing’s worth of gin was

considered to be a sufficient quantity for any respectable citizen.

Another public-house, in Bishopsgate Street, is also compelled, by the

terms of its license, to supply a farthing’s worth of either ‘gin,

rum, or shrub,’ to any customer requiring {87} it; while not far away

is a hostelry which is permitted to carry on the dual businesses

of liquor-dispensing or pawnbroking. Yet another City public-house

possesses a sort of annexe where medicines are retailed. Handy, this,

for the unhappy sufferer from swelled head.”

I suppose as the above has appeared in a newspaper, it is strictly

true. But how sad! Although my knowledge of London is “peculiar” I

cannot say I am acquainted with the licensed house in which drawing

drinks and taking in pledges are combined; but I have seen farthing’s

worths of “Old Tom” dispensed in more than one hostelry, to slatternly

women, before my own breakfast hour, and I have shuddered at the sight.

But why stop short at selling medicines in the annexe of a dram shop? I

should have thought an undertaker, in another compartment, might do a

fairish trade.

These are some of the ingredients put into gin, to give it “body,” and

make it “bite”—gin without teeth being notoriously inferior tipple and

altogether unfit for the consumption of the good ladies who are, sad to

say, by far the best customers of the gin retailer:—roach-alum (this

sounds fishy), salt of tartar, oil of juniper, cassia, nutmeg, lemon,

fennel, and carraway and coriander seeds, cardamoms, capsicums, and

sulphuric acid. All these, mind ye, besides the afore-mentioned oil of

turpentine, and the afore-mentioned potato-spirit, which last would

seem to enter into most drinks of the day.

The word “Gin” is really an abbreviation of “Geneva,” under which name

the spirit was at {88} one time known. Not that it is principally

manufactured in picturesque Switzerland, where the watches come from;

but “Geneva” is a corruption of the old French word _genevre_, the

juniper. I used to read, in childhood’s days, that

Juniper berries and barley make gin,

but those ingredients—or the berries, at all events—would seem to be

only regularly used in Holland, nowadays.

“Dirty” gin, of which we used to hear so much, was, I believe, as pure

as any other geneva, and not less clean. Plymouth gin is said to be the

healthiest form of the article, but ’tis an acquired taste, and “Old

Tom” is certainly more toothsome. In entering as fully into details

as I have above I have no wish to discourage the consumption of gin

proper, especially when blended with ginger-beer (an excellent summer

beverage), or doing duty in a cock-tail, a sling, a punch, or a John

Collins. But I am not a “gin man” myself. And to my mind a “nip” less

calculated to promote appetite than any other is a “gin-and-bitters.”

“Kosher” rum, _i.e._ rum treated according to instructions laid down

in the Mosaic Law, is in high favour with the Jews; and in some of the

taverns which abut on the Israelitish quarters which are about Aldgate

there are recognized “rum-rooms.” There used to be, and probably is at

the present day, a considerable amount of card—playing (_spieling_)

or throwing of dice for wagers, carried on in these apartments; and I

once knew a son of Judah who was heavily fined {89} by the stipendiary

magistrate, for gambling on licensed premises. To the day of his death

this Jew protested his innocence of the crime.

He told me the whole story, interlarded with tears and gesticulations.

The _rozzers_ (detectives) raided the rum-room one afternoon, and

created considerable commotion. Some of the imbibers managed to make

their escape, but my informant was not so fortunate. He was seized by

one minion of the law, and shortly afterwards another officer cried:

“See where he has hidden the dice in his tumbler of Old Jamaica!”

“And, may I die,” added the poor Yid, “if the _gonoph_ (rascal) hadn’t

placed ’em there himself—don’t yer beliefe me?”

Of course I did.

Here is another way of employing rum; but you will not be able to shine

at solo-whist afterwards.

_Rum Booze._

The yolks of eight eggs well beaten up, with some sifted sugar, and

a grated nutmeg; extract the juice from rind of a lemon by rubbing

loaf sugar thereon; put the sugar, a piece of cinnamon, and a bottle

of white wine into a clean saucepan, and when the wine boils take it

off the fire. Pour one glass of cold sherry into it, put it into a

spouted jug (I don’t mean hypothecated, but a jug with a spout to it)

and pour it gradually amongst the egg mixture, keeping the whole well

stirred with a spoon as the wine is poured in. Sweeten to taste, and

pour the mixture from one vessel to another until a fine white froth

is obtained. {90}

The recipe continues. “Half a pint of rum is sometimes added, but it

is then very intoxicating.”

But _sans_ rum whence the Rum Booze? Port Wine is sometimes substituted

for white wine, but is not considered so palatable. This liquor should

be drunk when quite hot. If the wine be poured boiling hot among the

eggs, the mixture will become curdled.

_Without_ the rum the mixture is one form of Egg Flip.

When treating of gin I should have mentioned that at one well-known

City hostelry, “The Olde Cheshyre Cheese” in Wine Office Court, Fleet

Street, gin is never known by any other name than “rack.” Why, I know

not. But in the same old tavern should you require Scotch Whisky you

must call for “Scotch,” without mentioning the word whisky; and if

Irish, “Cork” is the password.

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