WHOO-OO-OO-OO-UMP!

A shell came shrieking over the tree-tops, and fell with a tremendous

splash into the geometrical centre of the lake, fifty yards away.

* * * * *

For the next two hours, shrapnel, "whizz-bangs," "Silent Susies,"

and other explosive wildfowl raged round the walls of Hush Hall. The

inhabitants thereof, some twenty persons in all, were gathered in

various apartments on the lee side.

"It is still possible," remarked the Brigadier, lighting his pipe,

"that they are not aiming at us. However, it is just as inconvenient

to be buried by accident as by design. As soon as the first direct

hit is registered upon this imposing fabric, we will retire to the

dug-outs. Send word to the kitchen that every one is to be ready to

clear out of the house when necessary."

Next moment there came a resounding crash, easily audible above the

tornado raging in the garden, followed by the sound of splintering

glass. Hush Hall rocked. The Mess waiter appeared.

"A shell has just came in through the dining-room window, sirr," he

informed the Mess President, "and broke three of they new cups!"

"How tiresome!" said the Brigadier. "Dug-outs, everybody!"

V

There were no casualties, which was rather miraculous. Late in the

afternoon Brigade Headquarters ventured upon another stroll in the

garden. The tumult had ceased, and the setting Sabbath sun glowed

peacefully upon the battered countenance of Hush Hall. The damage

was not very extensive, for the house was stoutly built. Still,

two bedrooms, recently occupied, were a wreck of broken glass and

splintered plaster, while the gravel outside was littered with lead

sheeting and twisted chimney-cans. The shell which had aroused the

indignation of the Mess waiter by entering the dining-room window, had

in reality hit the ground directly beneath it. Six feet higher, and

the Brigadier's order to clear the house would have been entirely

superfluous.

The Brigade Major and the Staff Captain surveyed the unruffled surface

of the lake--a haunt of ancient peace in the rays of the setting sun.

Upon the bosom thereof floated a single, majestic, one-eyed swan,

performing intricate toilet exercises. It was Edgar.

"He must have a darned good dug-out somewhere!" observed the Brigade

Major enviously.

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