THE ROYAL LOVE LETTER

There was a knock at the door of the modest office in the rue Laborde.

It roused Jim Barnett of the Barnett Agency from his doze in the

comfortable armchair, where he sat awaiting clients.

“Come in!” he cried, and, as the door opened to admit his visitor,

“why, Inspector Béchoux, how nice of you to look me up! How are you?”

In both manner and appearance, Inspector Béchoux was a striking

contrast to the usual type of detective. He aimed at sartorial

elegance, exaggerated the crease in his trousers, had a pretty taste in

ties and was very particular about the starching of his collars. He had

a curious waxen pallor. In build, he was small, lean, and seemingly

weedy. Oddly enough, he had the muscular arms of a heavyweight

champion—arms which gave the impression of having been tacked haphazard

on to his limp frame. He was intensely proud of those arms. Though

quite a young man, his bearing was most self-assured. His eyes gleamed

alert and intelligent.

“I happened to be passing,” he announced, “and, knowing your clock-like

habits, I thought: ‘This being old Barnett’s consultation hour, he’s

sure to be there. Why not drop in....’”

“And ask his advice,” finished Jim Barnett.

“Perhaps,” admitted the Inspector, to whom Barnett’s perspicacity was a

never-failing source of surprise.

Seeing his hesitation, Barnett spoke again: “What’s up, old son?

Finding it a bit difficult to consult the oracle to-day?”

Béchoux smote the table with his clenched fist; no mean blow, with his

great arm to back it.

“Fact is, I’m a bit stumped. We’ve worked together on three cases now,

Barnett—you as a private detective and I as a police inspector—and each

time I haven’t been able to help feeling that your clients—Baronne

Assermann, for instance—ended by regarding you with a very jaundiced

eye.”

“As if I’d taken advantage of my opportunity to blackmail them,”

Barnett interrupted, fiddling with his eternal monocle, and smiling

sardonically.

“No, I don’t mean....” Béchoux forgot his resolve to find out just what

had happened in the case of Baronne Assermann.

Barnett clapped him on the shoulder.

“Inspector Béchoux, you’re forgetting the slogan of this firm:

‘Information Free.’ I give you my word of honor that I never ask my

clients for a penny and I never accept a penny from them.”

Béchoux breathed more freely.

“Thanks,” he said. “I’m glad to have that assurance. My professional

conscience will only allow me to avail myself of your coöperation on

certain conditions. You understand, don’t you? But if you don’t mind my

asking the question, there’s one thing I feel I must know. Just what

financial backing have you in the Barnett Agency?”

“I have a sleeping partner—a philanthropist.” Barnett’s tone was remote

and casual.

“Is he anybody I know?”

“I rather think so. In fact, I’m almost certain. For even a police

inspector must at some time have heard the name of—Arsène Lupin!”

Béchoux jumped.

“That’s no name to jest about, Barnett.”

Inspector Béchoux’s existence was dominated by two emotions—his

admiration for Barnett’s detective ability and his fierce hatred of

Arsène Lupin. Béchoux was one of Caminard’s little band and fully

shared that great man’s bitterness, especially as he had himself

suffered humiliating defeats at the enemy’s hands. He still smarted

with resentment at the memory of these, and never forgot that Arsène

Lupin had added insult to injury by robbing him more than once of the

lady of his choice.

“We won’t discuss the fellow,” he said gruffly, “unless there’s a

chance of my laying hands on him.”

“Or I,” and Barnett blandly extended his own hands—oddly enough, at the

level of his nose! “But let’s get to work. Whereabouts is your new

job?”

“Near Marly. It’s the business of the murder of old Vaucherel. You’ve

heard about it?”

“Only vaguely.”

Barnett’s attitude was one of acute detachment from anything so mundane

as murder.

“I’m not surprised. The newspapers aren’t giving it much space yet,

though it’s infernally baffling....”

“He was done in with a knife, wasn’t he?” After all, Barnett’s

detachment was only assumed.

“Yes. Stabbed between the shoulder-blades.”

“Any finger-marks on the knife?”

“None. We found a piece of paper in ashes; it was probably wrapped

round the handle by the murderer.”

“Any clews?”

Inspector Béchoux shook his head. “Vaucherel’s room was a bit

disordered. Some of the furniture had been knocked over and the drawer

of a table had been broken open, but we don’t know why that was done or

what’s missing.”

“Where have they got to on the inquest?”

“They’re confronting a retired official called Leboc with the Gaudu

cousins—three ne’er-do-weel blackguards of poachers. Without any real

evidence, each side is accusing the other of the murder. Want me to run

you over there in my car? Nothing like a good, stiff cross-examination,

you know!”

“Right you are.” Barnett rose, albeit reluctantly.

“Just one thing, Barnett. Formerie, who’s conducting the inquiry, hopes

to attract attention and get a Paris appointment. He’s a touchy sort of

chap and he won’t stand for your usual bright bedside manner with the

law, so cut out the flippancy.” Béchoux’s tone was eloquent with

painful memories of Barnett’s past exploits.

“I promise to treat him most respectfully,” replied Barnett, “and I

never break my word!”

Half-way between the village of Fontines and Marly Forest, in a copse

separated from the forest by a strip of ground, stands a one-storied

house with a small kitchen garden, surrounded by a low wall. Eight days

before Béchoux’s conversation with Jim Barnett, the cottage was still

inhabited by a retired bookseller, old Vaucherel, who never left his

little domain of flowers and vegetables except to browse in the

bookstalls along the Paris quays. He was very miserly and reputed a

rich man, although frugal in his habits. He had no visitors except his

friend, Leboc, who lived at Fontines.

The reconstruction of the crime and the examination of Leboc were over,

and the inspection of the garden had begun, when Jim Barnett and

Inspector Béchoux alighted from their car. Béchoux made himself known

to the gendarmes guarding the cottage gate and, followed by Barnett, he

joined the examining magistrate and the deputy just as the latter had

halted before an angle of the wall. The three Gaudu cousins were there

to give their evidence. They were all three farm-hands of just about

the same age; they bore no facial resemblance to one another save for a

similar sly stubbornness of expression. The eldest Gaudu was speaking:

“Yes, your worship, that’s where we jumped over when we ran to the

rescue, as you might say.”

“You were coming from Fontines?”

“Yes, your worship, from Fontines. We were on our way back to work,

about two o’clock it must have been. It was like this: we were chatting

with Mère Denise close by at the edge of the copse, when we heard

screams. ‘Somebody’s crying for help,’ I says. ‘It’s from the cottage.’

Old Vaucherel, that we knew as well as anything, your worship. So we

ran like mad. We climbed over this here wall—a nasty bit of work, with

all them broken bottles on top—and we were across the garden in no

time, as you might say.”

“Where exactly were you when the front door flew open?”

“Right here,” said the eldest Gaudu, leading the way to a flower-bed.

“That means about twenty yards from the porch,” said the magistrate,

pointing to the two steps leading up to the hall. “And from where you

stood you saw——” He paused expectantly.

“Monsieur Leboc himself ... I saw him as clear as I see you, your

worship ... he was rushing out, as if the devil was at his heels—or the

police, for that matter, which they soon may be—and when he saw us he

bolted straight back again.”

“You’re quite sure it was he?”

“I swear to God it was!”

The other two men took a similar oath.

“You can’t have been mistaken?”

“Why, he’s been living near our place for five years now, down the end

of the village,” the eldest Gaudu stated. “I’ve even delivered milk at

his house!”

The magistrate gave an order. The door of the hall opened and a man

came out. He was about sixty, and wore a brown drill suit and a straw

hat. His face was pink and smiling.

The three Gaudus spoke simultaneously.

“Monsieur Leboc!”

Their choral affirmation made Leboc’s entrance grotesquely like

something in musical comedy.

The deputy whispered, “It’s obvious there can’t be any mistake at such

close range and the Gaudu cousins can’t have gone wrong on the identity

of the fugitive—which means, of the murderer.”

“Quite so,” said the magistrate. “But are they speaking the truth? Was

it Monsieur Leboc they saw? Now we’ll go on.”

The party went into the house and entered a big room whose walls were

literally lined with books. There were just a few sticks of furniture;

a large table—the one whose drawer had been broken into; and an

unframed full-length portrait of old Vaucherel—a life-size daub by some

unskilled artist who had yet managed to invest his subject with a

certain verisimilitude.

A dummy lay stretched on the floor to represent the victim of the

tragedy.

The magistrate resumed his examination.

“When you came on the scene, Gaudu, you did not see Monsieur Leboc

again?”

“No, your worship. We heard groans from this room and rushed in at

once.”

“That means that Monsieur Vaucherel was still alive?”

“Hardly that, as you might say. He was lying face down with a knife

stuck right in the middle of his back ... we knelt down by him ... the

poor gentleman was trying to speak.”

“Could you catch what he said?”

“No, your worship. We could only make out the name of Leboc—he said it

over several times—‘Monsieur Leboc, Monsieur Leboc ...’ like that. Then

a kind of shudder passed over him and he was gone. After that we

searched everywhere, but Monsieur Leboc had vanished. He must have

jumped out of the kitchen window, which was open, and made off down the

little gravel path. It goes straight to his house and the trees hide it

all the way.... Then we all went together to the gendarmes ... and we

told them all about it....”

The magistrate asked a few more questions, made the three cousins

formulate even more definitely their charge against Monsieur Leboc, and

then turned his attention to the latter.

Monsieur Leboc had listened without attempting to interrupt. His

perfect calm was unruffled by any display of indignation. He gave the

impression of finding the Gaudus’ story so utterly absurd that he did

not for a moment doubt that the magistrate would take a precisely

similar view of it. Why bother to refute such a tale?

“Have you anything to add, Monsieur Leboc?”

“Nothing further.”

“Then you still maintain——”

“I maintain what you, monsieur, know as well as I to be the truth. All

the villagers you have examined have testified that I never go out

during the daytime. At midday I have my lunch sent in from the inn.

From one to four I sit at my window reading and smoking my pipe. The

day in question was fine. My window was open, and five people—no less

than five—saw me, as on any other day, from the garden gate.”

“I have summoned them to appear later on.”

“I’m glad to hear it. They will repeat their evidence. Since I am not

ubiquitous and cannot at one and the same moment be here and in my own

house you must admit that I could not have been seen leaving the

cottage, that my poor friend Vaucherel could not have spoken my name in

his agony, and therefore that these three Gaudus are unmitigated

scoundrels.”

“And you turn the murder charge against them, don’t you?”

“Oh! Merely a matter of surmise....”

“On the other hand, an old woman, Mère Denise, who was out gathering

firewood, states that she was talking with the men when they first

heard the screams.”

“She was talking with two of them. Where was the third?”

“A little way behind.”

“Did she see him?”

“She thinks so ... she isn’t positive....”

“In that case, what proof have you that the third Gaudu wasn’t right

here, committing the murder? What proof have you that the other two,

posted near, didn’t climb the wall, not to rush to the victim’s help

but to smother his cries and finish him off?”

“If that were so, why should they accuse you personally?”

“I have a small shoot and the Gaudus are incorrigible poachers. It was

thanks to me that they were twice caught in the act and sentenced. Now,

as they’ve got to accuse some one to shift suspicion from themselves,

they’re getting their own back.”

“Merely surmise, as you said yourself. Why should they want to kill

Vaucherel?”

“How should I know?” Leboc shrugged his shoulders.

“You have no idea what it was that may have been stolen from the drawer

in the table?”

“None, your lordship. My friend Vaucherel was not rich, whatever people

may have said. I happen to know that he had entrusted his savings to a

broker and kept no money in the house.”

“Nor anything valuable?”

“Nothing whatever.”

“What about his books?”

“They aren’t worth anything, as you can see for yourself. He always

wanted to collect first editions and old bindings, but he could never

afford it.”

“Did he ever mention the Gaudu cousins to you?”

“Never. Much as I long to avenge my poor friend’s death, I have no wish

to speak anything but the strict truth.”

The examination went on. The magistrate questioned the cousins closely,

but at the finish the confrontation showed no results. Having cleared

up a few minor points, the magistrates adjourned to Fontines.

Monsieur Leboc’s property, at the end of the village, was no bigger

than the cottage. The garden was enclosed by a very high, neatly

clipped hedge. The white-painted brick house faced on to a tiny,

perfectly circular lawn. As at the cottage the distance from gate to

porch was between fifteen and twenty yards.

The magistrate asked Monsieur Leboc to take up his position as on the

fatal afternoon. Monsieur Leboc thereupon seated himself at the window,

a book on his knees, and his pipe in his mouth.

Here again no mistake was possible. Anyone passing the gate and

glancing towards the house could not fail to see Monsieur Leboc

distinctly. The five witnesses who had been summoned—laborers and

shopkeepers of Fontines—repeated their evidence in such a way that it

was quite impossible to doubt Monsieur Leboc’s whereabouts between

midday and four o’clock on the day of the crime.

The magistrates did not attempt to hide their bewilderment from the

inspector, and Formerie, to whom Béchoux had introduced Barnett as a

detective of exceptional ability, could not help saying:

“A complicated case, monsieur. What do you make of it?”

“Yes, what do you make of it?” echoed Béchoux, signing pointedly to

remind Barnett of the need for tact.

Jim Barnett had followed the whole investigation at the cottage in

silence. Béchoux had kept asking him questions, to which he had only

replied with nods and muttered monosyllables. Now he answered

pleasantly:

“A most complicated case, monsieur.”

“Ah, you think so too. All things considered, the allegations of the

two parties balance each other. On the one hand, we have Monsieur

Leboc’s alibi. It is incontestable that he could not have left his

house that afternoon. On the other hand, the story of the three cousins

impresses me favorably.”

“That’s so. One side or the other is acting an abject farce. But which

side? Can the three Gaudus, bad characters of brutal aspect, be

innocent? Or may the smiling Monsieur Leboc, all candor and calm, be

guilty? Or are we to take it that the appearance of the actors in this

drama is an indication of their respective rôles, Monsieur Leboc being

innocent and the Gaudus guilty?”

“After all,” Monsieur Formerie concluded with some satisfaction,

“you’re no nearer seeing daylight than we are.”

“Oh, yes, I am!” Jim Barnett declared, a twinkle in his eye.

Monsieur Formerie bit his lip.

“That being so,” he observed icily, “perhaps you will be so good as to

tell us what more you have been able to discover.”

“I will certainly do so at the proper moment. To-day, monsieur, all I

can do is to beg you to call a new witness.”

“A new witness? But—what’s his name?”

“I really don’t know.”

“What’s that? You don’t know?”

Monsieur Formerie was wondering whether this super-detective was

ragging him. Béchoux showed signs of anxiety. Was Barnett going to pull

a hornet’s nest about his ears at the start?

At last Jim Barnett leaned over to Monsieur Formerie and pointing to

Monsieur Leboc, who was still puffing conscientiously at his pipe by

the window, he whispered:

“In the inner compartment of Monsieur Leboc’s pocketbook there is a

visiting card pierced with four small holes in lozenge formation. That

card will give us the name and address of our new witness.”

This ridiculous oracular pronouncement was hardly calculated to restore

Formerie’s equilibrium, but Inspector Béchoux did not hesitate to act.

Without giving any reason, he ordered Monsieur Leboc to hand over his

pocketbook. He opened it and took out a visiting card pierced with four

holes arranged in a lozenge and bearing the name: Miss Elizabeth

Lovendale, with an address in blue pencil: Grand Hotel Vendôme, Paris.

The two magistrates looked at one another in amazement. Béchoux fairly

beamed, while Monsieur Leboc, utterly unembarrassed, exclaimed:

“Good gracious! What a search I had for that card! And so did poor

Vaucherel!”

“Why should he have been looking for it?”

“Really, your lordship, you can’t expect me to know that. I expect he

wanted the address.”

“Then what are the four holes doing?”

“Oh, I made those to mark the four points I scored in a game of écarté.

We often played écarté together, and I must have picked this visiting

card up without thinking and put it in my pocketbook.”

Leboc gave this plausible explanation in a perfectly natural manner and

it seemed to satisfy Formerie. What remained unexplained was how on

earth Jim Barnett could have guessed that such a card was hidden in the

pocketbook of a man he had never seen before in his life.

And Barnett himself furnished no elucidation. He merely smiled and

insisted that they should call Elizabeth Lovendale as a witness. This

they agreed to do.

Miss Lovendale was out of town and did not put in an appearance for a

week. The inquiry was at a standstill for that time, although Formerie

zealously pursued his investigations, the memory of Jim Barnett egging

him on.

“You’ve riled him,” Béchoux told Barnett on the afternoon when they

were all assembled again at the cottage. “So much so that he’s

determined to decline your assistance.”

“Ought I to clear out?” Barnett asked. “I don’t want to cloud any one’s

sky—not even Formerie’s!”

“No, you can stay,” Béchoux told him. “Anyway, I fancy he’s come to a

definite decision.”

“All the better. It’s sure to be the wrong one. There’s a good time

coming!”

“Don’t be so disrespectful, Barnett!”

“Oh, all right, I’ll be respectful and, of course, absolutely

disinterested. Nothing in hand or pocket. But, I must say, a little

more Formerie will about finish me!”

Monsieur Leboc had been waiting half an hour when a car drew up and

Miss Lovendale got out. Monsieur Formerie came up briskly.

“How do you do, Mr. Barnett,” he said. “Any more bright ideas?”

“Perhaps, monsieur,” was Barnett’s cautious reply.

“Well, wait till you’ve heard mine. But first we must get through with

your witness. Absolutely irrelevant and a sheer waste of time, you’ll

be glad to hear. Still, it can’t be helped.”

Elizabeth Lovendale was a dowdily dressed, middle-aged Englishwoman,

her slight eccentricity of manner heightened by her dishevelled hair.

She spoke French fluently, but so volubly that she was hard to

understand.

At once, before any question could be put to her, she launched forth:

“That poor Monsieur Vaucherel! Murdered! Such a nice man, if he was a

bit queer. And you want to know whether I knew him? Oh, not well. I

only came here once—on business. I wanted to buy something from him. We

disagreed about the price. I was going to have another appointment with

him after seeing my brothers. My brothers are well known in

London—Lovendale and Lovendale, Limited, the big provision merchants.”

Monsieur Formerie strove to stem this flow of eloquence.

“What was it you wanted to buy, mademoiselle?”

“A little scrap of paper—nothing but a scrap of paper. Sentimental

value only, as people say. But it was worth a lot to me and I made the

mistake of telling him so. It all goes back to my great-grandmother,

Dorothy Lovendale. She was a beauty and much admired by King George the

Fourth. She kept eighteen love-letters that he wrote her and hid them,

one in each volume of an eighteen-volume calf-bound edition of

Richardson’s works. When she died, the family found every volume except

the fourteenth, which was missing, together with the letter inside of

it—the fourteenth letter and the most interesting, for it was known to

prove that the lovely Dorothy had stepped aside from virtue’s

path,”—Miss Lovendale lowered her eyes discreetly so as not to meet

Barnett’s look of amusement—“just nine months before the birth of her

eldest son. You can understand what it would mean to us to get that

letter back! Why, it would prove our royal descent!”

Formerie was growing more and more impatient.

Elizabeth Lovendale took a deep breath, and went on with her story.

“After searching and advertising for nearly thirty years, I learned one

day that among a number of books sold at auction was the fourteenth

volume of the set of Richardson. I flew to the purchaser, a second-hand

bookseller on the Quai Voltaire, who referred me to Monsieur Vaucherel

who had just bought the book. Monsieur Vaucherel produced the precious

volume, and, like a fool, I told him that the letter I was after must

be in the back of the binding. He examined it closely and changed

color. Then, of course, I realized my stupidity. If I had kept quiet

about the letter he would have sold me the book for fifty francs. I

offered him a thousand. Monsieur Vaucherel, shaking with excitement,

asked ten thousand. I agreed. We both lost our heads. It was like a

nightmare auction. Twenty thousand—thirty—finally he demanded fifty

thousand francs, yelling like a madman, with his eyes blazing. ‘Fifty

thousand,’ he cried, ‘not a sou less—that will buy me all the books I

want—the rarest and finest—fifty thousand francs!’ He wanted a deposit

then and there—a check. I said I would come back. He let me go and I

saw him lock the book into the drawer of this table.”

Elizabeth Lovendale went on embellishing her statement with much

unnecessary detail. Nobody paid any attention to her. All eyes were for

the contorted countenance of the magistrate. He was obviously the prey

of somewhat violent emotion and was quite overwhelmed with excessive

jubilation. At last he managed to get out:

“In short, mademoiselle, you are asking for the return of the

fourteenth volume of Richardson’s collected works?”

“I am.” She looked at him with sudden hope.

“Then here it is,” he cried, and with a theatrical gesture he produced

a small calf-bound book from his pocket.

“Not really!” cried Miss Lovendale.

“Here it is,” he repeated. “But King George’s love-letter isn’t there.

I should have noticed it. But I’ll wager I can find it if I was able to

discover the missing volume that people have been after for the past

century. The man who stole the one indubitably stole the other.”

Monsieur Formerie paced the room, his hands behind his back, enjoying

his triumph. Suddenly he drummed on the table and spoke again.

“Now we know the motive for the murder. Someone overheard the

conversation between Vaucherel and Miss Lovendale and saw where

Vaucherel had put the book. A few days later that person murdered

Vaucherel to rob him of the book so that he could later on dispose of

the fourteenth letter. Who was it? Why, Gaudu, the farm-hand, whose

guilt I never doubted. I searched his house yesterday and noticed a

large crack between the bricks of the fireplace. Hidden in a hole

behind this crack I found a book, which obviously belonged to Monsieur

Vaucherel’s library. Miss Lovendale’s story, coming as it does, proves

the accuracy of my deductions. The Gaudu cousins will be placed under

arrest, the scum, as the murderers of poor old Vaucherel and the

criminal accusers of Monsieur Leboc.”

Monsieur Formerie solemnly shook hands with Monsieur Leboc as a mark of

his esteem and was effusively thanked by the latter. Then he gallantly

escorted Elizabeth Lovendale to her car and returned, rubbing his hands

together.

After this, everybody made for the Gaudus’ house, whither the three

cousins were being brought under escort. It was a brilliant day.

Monsieur Formerie, walking between Barnett and Béchoux, with Leboc

bringing up the rear, was full of satisfaction. The coveted Paris

appointment loomed ever nearer on his horizon.

“Well, well, Barnett,” he remarked, “very neatly done, eh? Not quite

what you expected, though. After all, you were inclined to be hostile

to Monsieur Leboc, weren’t you?”

“I admit, monsieur,” Barnett confessed, “that I allowed my line of

reasoning to be influenced by that confounded visiting card. Would you

believe it? That card was lying on the cottage floor during the

confrontation, and I actually saw Leboc drawing stealthily nearer and

nearer till he got his right foot on it. When we left the place, he had

it stuck to the sole of his boot. Afterwards he detached it and slipped

it into his pocketbook. Well, the imprint of his right sole on the damp

ground showed me that the said sole had four spikes arranged in a

lozenge. That meant that our friend Leboc, knowing that he had

forgotten the card lying on the floor, and anxious to keep Elizabeth

Lovendale’s name and address out of things, hit upon this neat little

dodge. And really, it’s thanks to the visiting card that——”

Monsieur Formerie burst out laughing.

“My dear Barnett, don’t be childish! Why all these pointless

complications? You shouldn’t waste your energy ferreting out mares’

nests. It’s a thing I never do. For goodness sake let’s stick to the

facts as we find them and refrain from distorting them to fit

impossible theories.”

The party was by now near Monsieur Leboc’s house which was on their way

to the Gaudus’. Monsieur Formerie took Barnett’s arm and went affably

on with his curtain lecture.

“Where you went wrong, Barnett, was in refusing to admit the

incontrovertible truth that, after all, one man cannot be in two places

at the same moment. Everything turns on that—Monsieur Leboc, smoking at

his window, couldn’t be at the same time committing a murder at the

cottage. Here we have Monsieur Leboc just behind us. There is the gate

of his house, three yards away. I say it’s impossible to conceive a

miracle by which Monsieur Leboc could be at once behind us and at his

window.”

Suddenly Formerie stood still in his tracks, choking, helpless and

amazed.

“What is it?” Béchoux asked.

Formerie pointed towards the house.

“There!... Look!...”

Through the bars of the gate, twenty yards away, beyond the lawn, they

could see Monsieur Leboc smoking his pipe, framed in the open

window—Monsieur Leboc who nevertheless was standing with the group in

the road.

A nightmare vision—a hallucination! It was incredible. Who could be

impersonating the real Leboc, whom Formerie had by the arm?

Béchoux had opened the gate and was running to the house. Formerie

followed him, shouting threats at Leboc’s extraordinary double. But the

figure in the window never heeded nor stirred. How should it heed or

stir, since, as they could see on drawing closer, it was merely a

picture, a painted canvas fitting the window-frame exactly and

presenting a tolerably life-like profile of Monsieur Leboc smoking his

pipe. It was daubed in the same style as the portrait of Vaucherel

hanging in the cottage. Obviously the same artist had painted both.

Formerie wheeled round. The mask of smiling placidity had dropped from

Monsieur Leboc’s face; the man had collapsed utterly under this

unforeseen blow. He began a maudlin confession.

“I lost my head—I never meant to stab him—I only wanted to share in

with him, fifty-fifty.... He refused—I didn’t know what I was doing. I

never meant to stab him.”

His whining trailed off and Jim Barnett’s voice, now harsh and

scathing, was raised in mocking inquiry.

“What do you say to that, Monsieur Formerie? Nice lad, Leboc, all ready

with a perfect alibi! How were the unobservant passers-by to doubt the

reality of the Monsieur Leboc they only saw at a distance? Personally,

I suspected something like this when I saw the portrait of old

Vaucherel. I wondered if the same artist could have painted Leboc. I

didn’t have to look hard—Leboc was too sure he’d fooled us all. The

canvas was rolled up and hidden in the corner of a shed under a heap of

rusty tools. I only had to nail it in place at the window a little

while ago, after Leboc had gone to answer your summons. That’s how a

man can simultaneously murder abroad and smoke his pipe at home!”

Jim Barnett was ruthless. His grating voice flayed the hapless

Formerie.

“Just look what a clean sheet Leboc had. What a ready answer about the

visiting card—the four holes marking his score at écarté. And the book

he hid the other day in the Gaudus’ fireplace. I was shadowing him! And

the anonymous letter he sent you—for that was what got you going.

Leboc, you scoundrel, I’ve had some real amusement out of you. D’you

hear, my bright lad?”

Formerie was pale but restrained. After a prolonged scrutiny of Leboc,

he murmured:

“I’m not surprised ... shifty eyes ... a slippery way with him.... What

a rogue!” His wrath overflowed. “You blackguard, I’ll see you get

yours! Now then, where’s that letter?”

Leboc, stricken helpless, stammered:

“In the bowl of the pipe that’s hanging on the wall in the room on your

left. I haven’t cleaned it. The letter’s there.”

They rushed into the room. Béchoux fell upon the pipe and shook out the

ashes. But the bowl was quite empty. Leboc seemed utterly overcome and

Formerie’s temper broke out again.

“You liar—you confounded faker! But you’re going to tell me where that

letter is—at once!”

At that moment the inspector met Barnett’s gaze. Barnett was smiling a

happy, childlike smile. Béchoux’s fists clenched convulsively. He began

to understand that the Barnett Agency was gratuitous in a peculiar

fashion all its own. Dimly he saw how Jim Barnett, while protesting

truthfully that he never asked his clients for a penny, could afford to

live in comfort as a private detective.

He drew close to him and muttered:

“You think you’re pretty clever, don’t you? The Arsène Lupin touch!”

“What?” Barnett was all wide-eyed innocence.

“The way you spirited that letter away!”

“So you guessed my weakness? I always had a passion for the autographs

of royalty!”

Three months later there called upon Elizabeth Lovendale, then in

London, a highly distinguished gentleman, who assured her that he could

lay hands on King George’s love-letter to great-grandmother Dorothy.

His price was a mere bagatelle of a hundred thousand francs.

There were lengthy negotiations. Elizabeth took counsel with her

brothers, the renowned provision merchants. They haggled, refused to

pay, and finally gave in.

The highly distinguished gentleman pocketed his hundred thousand francs

and appropriated, into the bargain, an entire vanload of choice

groceries which disappeared into the void!

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