THE SEVEN SLEEPERS

A thousand and a thousand years ago, seven saints hid from heathen

persecutors among the cold mountains which circle Ephesus. The

multitude who cried, "Great is Diana of the Ephesians!" are drifting

dust, and the vast city itself but a mass of half-buried ruins. Yet

somewhere in a lonely cave sleep those seven holy men, unvexed by

sorrow, untouched by time, until Christ comes again. So runs the

legend.

It is a far cry to Ephesus, and whether the Seven still sleep there,

who may say? Yet here and now seven other Sleepers live with us, who

slumber through our winters, with hunger and cold and danger but a

dream. Their names I once rhymed for some children of my acquaintance.

As I am credibly advised that the progress of a camel through the eye

of a needle is an easy process compared to having a poem printed by

the Atlantic Press, I hasten to include in this chapter the following

exquisite bit of free verse (I call it free because I don't get

anything extra for it).

The Bat and the Bear, they never care

What winter winds may blow;

The Jumping-Mouse in his cozy house

Is safe from ice and snow.

The Chipmunk and the Woodchuck,

The Skunk, who's slow but sure,

The ringed Raccoon, who hates the moon,

Have found for cold the cure.

Something of the lives of these our brethren of the wild I have tried

to set forth here--because I care for them all.

* * * * *

First comes the slyest, the shyest, and the stillest of the Seven--the

blackbear, who yet dwells among men when his old-time companions, the

timber-wolf and the panther, have been long gone. Silent as a shadow,

he is with us far oftener than we know. Only a few years ago bears

were found in New Jersey, in dense cedar-swamps, unsuspected by a

generation of near-by farmers. In Pennsylvania and New York they are

increasing, and I have no doubt that they can still be found in parts

of New England, from which they are supposed to have disappeared a

half-century ago. In fact, it is always unsafe to say that any of the

wild-folk have gone forever. I have lived to see a herd of seven

Virginia deer feeding in my neighbor's cabbage-patch in Connecticut,

although neither my father nor my grandfather ever saw a wild deer in

that state. In that same township I once had a fleeting glimpse of an

otter, and only last winter, within thirty miles of Philadelphia, I

located a colony of beaver.

The blackbear is nearly as black as a blacksnake, whose color is as

perfect a standard of absolute black on earth as El Nath is of white

among the stars. He has a brownish muzzle and a white diamond-shaped

patch on his breast. Sometimes he is brown, or red, or yellow, or even

white. Not so wise as the wolf, or so fierce as the panther, yet the

blackbear has outlived them both. "When in doubt, _run_!" is his

motto; and like Descartes, the wise blackbear founds his life on the

doctrine of doubt. As for the unwise--they are dead. To be sure, even

this saving rule of conduct would not keep him alive in these days of

repeating rifles, were it not for his natural abilities. A bear can

hear a hunter a quarter of a mile away, and scent one for over a mile

if the wind be right. He may weigh three hundred pounds and be over

two feet wide, yet he will slip like a shadow through tangled

underbrush without a sound.

Bear-cubs are born in January, after the mother bear has gone into

winter quarters, blind and bare and pink, and so small that two of

them can be held at once on a man's hand. Bears mate every other year,

and the half-grown cubs hibernate with the mother during their second

winter.

The blackbear is a good swimmer, and may sometimes be seen crossing

lonely lakes in the northern woods. At such times he is an ugly

customer to tackle without a gun, as he will swim straight at a canoe

and tip it over if possible. A friend of mine, while fishing in upper

Canada, on a sluggish river between two lakes, saw a bear swimming

well ahead of the canoe. He began to paddle with all his might to

overtake him, but to his surprise seemed to be moving backwards.

Looking around, he saw his guide, who was more experienced in

bear-ways, backing water desperately. Just then the swimming animal

turned his head and saw the canoe. Instantly the hair on his back

bristled and stood up in a long stiff ridge, and he stopped

swimming--whereupon my friend found himself instantaneously,

automatically, and enthusiastically assisting the guide.

Even where the blackbear is common, one may spend a long lifetime

without sight or sound of him. There may be half a dozen bear feeding

in a berry-patch. You may find signs that they are close at hand and

all about. Yet no matter how you may hide and skulk and hunt, never a

glimpse of one of them will you get. In bear country you will more

often smell the hot, strong, unmistakable scent of a bear who is

watching you close at hand, than see the bear himself. In fact the

sight of a wild blackbear is an adventure worth remembering.

Personally, I am ashamed to say that, although I have tramped and

camped and fished and hunted on both sides of the continent, I have

never really seen a bear. Twice I have had glimpses of one. The first

time was in what was then the Territory of Washington. I was walking

with a friend through a bit of virgin forest. The narrow path was

walled in on both sides by impenetrable wind-breaks and underbrush. As

we suddenly and silently came around a sharp bend, there was a crash

through a mass of fallen trees, and I almost saw what caused it. At

least I saw the bushes move. Right ahead of us, in the mould of a torn

and rotted stump, was a foot-print like that of a broad, short, bare

human foot. It was none other than the paw-mark of Mr. Bear, who is a

plantigrade and walks flat-footed. Although I was sorry to miss seeing

him, yet I was glad that it was the bear and not the man who had to

dive through that underbrush.

Another time I was camping in Maine. Not far from our tent, which we

had cunningly concealed on a little knoll near the edge of a lonely

lake, I found a tiny brook which trickled down a hillside. Although it

ran through dense underbrush, it was possible to fish it, and every

afternoon I would bring back half a dozen jeweled trout to broil for

supper. One day I had gone farther in than usual, and was standing

silently, up to my waist in water and brush, trying to cast over an

exasperating bush into a little pool beyond. Suddenly I smelt bear.

Not far from me there sounded a very faint crackling in the bushes on

a little ridge, about as loud as a squirrel would make. As I leaned

forward to look, my knee came squarely against a nest of enthusiastic

and able-bodied yellow-jackets. Instantly a cloud of them burst over

me like shrapnel, stinging my unprotected face unendurably. As I

struck at them with my hand, I caught just one glimpse of a patch of

black fur through the brush on the ridge above me. The next second my

hand struck my eye-glasses, and they went spinning into the brush,

lost forever, and I was stricken blind. Thereafter I dived and hopped

like a frog through the brush and water, until I came out beyond that

yellow-jacket barrage. I never saw that bear again. Probably he

laughed himself to death.

The blackbear is undoubtedly leather-lined, for he will dig up and eat

the bulbs of the jack-in-the-pulpit, which affect a human tongue--I

speak from knowledge--like a mixture of nitric acid and powdered

glass. Moreover, he is the only animal which can swallow the

tight-rolled green cigars of the skunk-cabbage in the early spring. An

entry in my nature-notes reads as follows:--

"Only a fool or a bear would taste skunk-cabbage."

My lips were blistered and my tongue swollen when I wrote it. The fact

that the blackbear and the blackcat or fisher are the only two mammals

which can eat Old Man Quill-Pig, alias porcupine, and swallow his

quills, confirms my belief as to the bear's lining. The dog, the lynx,

the wild cat, and the wolf have all tried--and died.

Last spring, in northern Pennsylvania I found myself on the top of a

mountain, by the side of one of those trembling bogs locally known as

bear-sloughs. There I had highly resolved to find the nest of a nearby

Nashville warbler, which kept singing its song, which begins like a

black-and-white warbler and ends like a chipping sparrow. I did not

suppose that there was a bear within fifty miles of me. Suddenly I

came upon a large, quaking-aspen tree set back in the woods by the

side of the bog. Its smooth bark was furrowed by a score of deep

scratches and ridges about five feet from the ground, while above them

the tree had apparently been repeatedly chewed. I recognized it as a

bear-tree. In the spring and well through the summer certain trees are

selected by all the he-bears of a territory as a signpost whereon they

carve messages for friend and foe. No male bear of any real bearhood

would think of passing such a tree without cutting his initials wide,

deep, and high, for all the world to see.

The first flurries of snow mean bed-time for Bruin. He is not afraid

of the cold, for he wears a coat of fur four inches thick over a

waistcoat of fat of the same thickness. He has found, however, that

rent is cheaper than board. Unless there comes some great acorn year,

when the oak trees are covered with nuts, he goes to bed when the snow

flies. One of the rarest adventures in wood-craft is the finding of a

bear-hole where Bruin sleeps rolled up in a big, black ball until

spring. It is always selected and concealed with the utmost care, for

the blackbear takes no chances of being attacked in his sleep. The

last bear-hole of which I have heard was not far from home. Two

friends of mine were shooting in the Pocono Mountains with a dog,

about the middle of November, 1914. Suddenly the dog started up a

blackbear on a wooded slope. After running a short distance, the bear

turned and popped into a hole under an overhanging bank. Almost

immediately he started to come out again, growling savagely. I am

sorry to say that my friends shot him. Then they explored the hole

which he was preparing for his winter-quarters. It was beautifully

constructed. The entrance was under an overhanging bank, shielded by

bushes, and it seemed unbelievable that so large an animal could have

forced his shoulders through so small a hole. The burrow was

jug-shaped, spreading out inside and sloping up, while a dry shelf had

been dug out in the bank. This was covered with layers of dry leaves

and a big blanket of withered grass. In the top of the bank a tiny

hole had been dug, which opened out in some thick bushes and was

probably an air-hole. Just outside the entrance, a bear had piled an

armful of dry sticks, evidently intending, when he had finally entered

the hole, to pull them over the entrance and entirely hide it. The

bear itself turned out to be a young one. A veteran would have died

fighting before giving up the secret of his winter castle.

* * * * *

The opal water was all glimmering green and gold and crimson, as it

whirled under overhanging boughs aflame with the fires of fall. The

air tasted of frost, and had the color of pale gold. Around sudden

curves, through twisted channels, and down gleaming vistas, our canoe

followed the crooked stream as it ran through the pine-barrens. The

woods on either side were glories of color. There was the scarlet of

the mountain sumac, with its winged leaves, and the deep purple of the

star-leaved sweet-gum. Sassafras trees were lemon-yellow or wine-red.

The persimmon was the color of gold, while the poison sumac, with its

death-pale bark, and venomous leaves up-curled as if ready to sting,

flaunted the regal red-and-yellow of Spain.

At last, we beached our canoe in a little grove and landed for lunch.

By the edge of the smoky, golden cedar-water, in the pure white sand,

was a deep footprint, like that made by a baby's bare foot with a

pointed heel. I recognized the hand and seal of Lotor, the Washer, who

believes firmly in that old proverb about cleanliness. That is about

as near, however, as Lotor ever gets to godliness. He is the

grizzled-gray raccoon, who wears a black mask on his funny, foxy face,

and has a ringed tail shaped like a bâton, and sets his hind feet

flat, like his second-cousin the bear, while his menu-card covers

almost as wide a range. Whatever he eats--frogs, crawfish, chicken,

and even fresh eggs and snakes--he always washes. Two, three, and even

four times, he rinses and rubs his food if he can find water.

That footprint in the sand carried me back more years than I like to

count. It was on the same kind of fall day that I first entered the

fastnesses of Rolfe's Woods. First there came Little Woods, close at

home, where one could play after school, and where the spotted leaves

of the adder's-tongue grew everywhere. Then came Big Woods, which

required a full Saturday afternoon to do it justice. It was there that

I accumulated by degrees the twenty-two spotted turtles, the five

young gray squirrels, and the three garter-snakes, which gladdened my

home.

Far beyond Big Woods was a wilderness of swamps and thickets known to

us as Rolfe's Woods. This was only to be visited in company with some

of the big boys and on a full holiday. That day, Boots Lockwood and

Buck Thompson, patriarchs who must have been all of fourteen years

old, were planning to visit these woods. Four of us little chaps

tagged along until it was too late to send us back. We found that the

perils of the place had not been overstated. In a dark thicket Boots

showed us wolf-tracks. At least he said they were, and he ought

to have known, for he had read "Frank in the Woods," "The

Gorilla-Hunters," and other standard authorities on such subjects.

Farther on we heard a squalling note, which Buck at once recognized as

the scream of a panther. Boots confirmed his diagnosis, and showed the

reckless bravery of his nature by laughing so heartily at our scared

faces that he had to lean against a tree for some time before he could

go on. In later years I have heard the same note made by a blue jay, a

curious coincidence which should have the attention of some of our

prominent naturalists.

[Illustration: LOTOR, THE COON]

Finally, we came to a little clearing with a vast oak-tree in the

centre. As we neared it, suddenly Buck gave a yell and pointed

overhead. There on a hollow dead limb crouched a strange beast. It was

gray in color, with a black-masked face, and was ten times larger than

any gray squirrel, the wildest animal which we had met personally.

There was a hasty and whispered consultation between the two leaders,

after which Buck announced that the stranger was none other than a

Canada lynx, according to him an animal of almost supernatural

ferocity and cunning. Furthermore, he stated that he, assisted by

Boots, intended to climb the tree and attack said lynx with a club.

Our part was to encircle the tree and help Boots if the lynx elected

to fight on land instead of aloft. If so be that he sprang on any one

of us, the rest were to attack him instantly, before he had time to

lap the blood of his victim--a distressing habit which Buck advised us

was characteristic of all Canada lynxes.

This masterly plan was somewhat marred by the actions of Robbie Crane.

Robbie was of a gentle nature, and one whose manners and ideals were

far superior to the rough boys with whom he occasionally consorted.

Mrs. Crane said so herself. After reflecting a moment on the lynx's

unrestrained and sanguinary traits, he suddenly disappeared down the

back-track with loud sobbings, and never stopped running until he

reached home an hour later. Thereafter our names were stricken from

Robbie's calling-list by Mrs. Crane.

As Buck, boosted by Boots, started up the tree, the perfidious lynx

disappeared in an unsuspected hole beneath a branch, from which he

refused to come out in spite of all that Buck and Boots could do. One

member, at least, of that hunting-party was immensely relieved by his

unexpected retreat. It was many years later before I learned that even

such masters of woodcraft as Buck and Boots could be mistaken, and

that the Canada lynx was really a Connecticut coon.

It was not until recently that I ever met Lotor by daylight. Three

years ago I was walking down a hillside after a sudden November

snowstorm. My way led past two gray-squirrel nests, well thatched and

chinked with the leaves by which they can always be told from crows'

nests. From one of them I saw peering down at me the funny face of a

coon. When I pounded on the other tree, another coon stared sleepily

down at me. Probably the unexpected snowstorm had sent them both to

bed in the first lodgings which they could find; or it may be that

they had decided to try the open-air sleeping-rooms of the squirrels

rather than the hollow-tree houses in which the coon family usually

spend their winters.

Sometimes at night you may hear near the edge of the woods a

plaintive, tremulous call floating from out of the dark

trees--"Whoo-oo-oo-oo, whoo-oo-oo-oo." It is one of the night-notes of

the coon. It sounds almost like the wail of the little screech-owl,

save that there is a certain animal quality to the note. Moreover, the

screech-owl will always answer, when one imitates the call, and will

generally come floating over on noiseless wings to investigate. The

coon, however, instantly detects the imitation and calls no more that

night.

Unlike the bears, Mr. and Mrs. Coon and all the little coons,

averaging from three to six, hibernate together soon after the first

snowstorm of the year. One of the few legends of the long-lost

Connecticut Indians which I can remember is that of an old Indian

hunter, who would appear on my great-grandfather's farm in the depths

of winter and, after obtaining permission, would go unerringly to one

or more coon-trees, which he would locate by signs unknown to any

white hunter. In each tree he would find from four to six fat coons,

whose fur and flesh he would exchange for gunpowder, tobacco, hard

cider, and other necessities of life.

Mr. and Mrs. Coon are good parents. They keep their children with them

until the arrival of a new family, which occurs with commendable

regularity every spring. A friend of mine once saw a young coon fall

into the water from its tree in the depths of a swamp. At the splash,

the mother coon came out of the den, forty feet up the trunk, and

climbed down to help. Master Coon, wet, shaken, and miserable, managed

to get back to the tree-trunk and clung there whimpering. Mother Coon

gripped him by the scruff of his neck and marched him up the tree to

the den, giving him a gentle nip whenever he stopped to cry.

In spite of his funny face and playful ways, Mr. Coon is a cheerful,

desperate, scientific fighter. In a fair fight, or an unfair one for

that matter, he will best a dog double his size, and he fears no

living animal of his own weight, save only that versatile weasel, the

blackcat. I became convinced of this one dark November morning many

years ago, when I foolishly used to kill animals instead of making

friends of them. All night long, with a pack of alleged coon dogs, we

had hunted invisible and elusive coons through thick woods. I had

scratched myself all over with greenbrier, and, while running through

the dark, had plunged head first into the coldest known brook on the

continent. Four separate times I had been persuaded by false and

flattering words to climb slippery trees after imaginary coons, with a

lantern fastened round my neck.

This time my friends assured me there could be no mistake. Both Grip

and Gyp, the experts of the pack, had their fore-paws against an

enormous tulip tree which stood apart from all others. In order that

there might be no possible mistake, black Uncle Zeke, the leader of

the hunt, who knew most of the coons in those woods by their first

names, agreed to "shine" this particular coon. Lighting a lantern, he

held it behind his head, staring fixedly up into the tree as he did

so. Sure enough, in a minute, far up along the branches gleamed two

green spots. Those were the eyes of the coon, staring down at the

light. It was impossible to climb this tree, so we built a fire and

waited for daylight.

Dawn found us regarding a monster coon crouched in the branches some

forty or fifty feet up. Uncle Zeke produced a cherished shot-gun. The

barrel had once burst, by reason of the muzzle being accidentally

plugged with mud, and had been thereafter cut down, so that it was

less than a foot in length. In spite of its misfortune, Uncle Zeke

assured us that it was still a wonderful shooter. We scattered and

gave him a free field. In a properly conducted coonhunt, a coon, like

a fox, must be killed by dogs or not at all. Uncle Zeke told us that

this one, as soon as he heard the shot, although uninjured, would come

down, like Davy Crockett's coon.

Sure enough, when the shot cut through the branches well above the

animal, he started slowly down the trunk, head-foremost, like a

squirrel, and never stopped until he reached a branch some twenty feet

above the yelping pack. Then, with hardly a pause, he launched himself

right into their midst. As he came through the air, we could see him

slashing with his claws, evidently limbering up. He struck the ground,

only to disappear in a wave of dogs. In a minute he fought himself

clear, and managed to get his back against the tree. Then followed a

great exhibition of scientific fighting. The coon was perfectly

balanced on all four feet, and did wonderful execution with his

flexible fore-paws, armed with sharp, curved claws. He went through

that mongrel pack like a light-weight champion in a street fight.

Ducking, side-stepping, slashing and biting fiercely in the clinches,

he broke entirely through the circle, and started off at a brisk trot

toward the thick woods. The pack followed after him, baying

ferociously, but doing nothing more. Not one of them would venture

again into close quarters. Though we came back empty-handed, not even

Uncle Zeke grudged that coon his life.

* * * * *

The motto of the next sleeper is, "Don't hurry, others will." If you

meet in your wanderings a black-and-white animal wearing a pointed

nose, a bushy tail, and an air of justified confidence, avoid any

altercation with him. The skunk discovered the secret of the

gas-attack a million years before the Boche. He is one of the best

friends of the farmer--and the worst treated. Given a fair chance,

every week he will eat several times his weight in mice and insects.

Moreover, with the muskrat he contributes divers furs to the market,

whose high-sounding names disguise their lowly origin. During the

coldest part of the winter he retires to his burrow and sleeps

fitfully. He is the last to go to bed and the first to get up; and on

any warm day in late winter you may see his close-set, alternate,

stitch-like tracks in the snow. The black-and-white banner of

skunk-kind is a huge bushy resplendent tail, sometimes as wide as it

is long. At the very tip is set a tuft like the white plume of Henry

of Navarre. When it stands straight up, the battle is on, and wise

wild-folk remove themselves elsewhere with exceeding swiftness. As for

the simple--they wish they had.

The armament of this Seventh Sleeper is simple but effective. It

consists of two scent glands located near the base of the tail, which

empty into a movable duct or pipe which can be protruded some

distance. Through this duct, by means of large contractile muscles, a

stream of liquid musk can be propelled with incredible accuracy, and

with a range of from six to ten feet. Moreover the skunk's accurate

breech-loading and repeating weapon has one device not yet found in

any man-made artillery. Each gland, besides the hole for long-range

purposes, is pierced with a circle of smaller holes through which the

deadly gas can be sprayed in a cloud for work at close quarters. The

skunk's battery can be operated over the bow or from port or

starboard, but rarely astern.

The liquid musk itself is a clear, golden-yellow fluid full of little

bubbles of the devastating gas, and curiously enough is almost

identical in appearance with the venom of the rattlesnake. As to its

odor, it has been described feelingly as a mixture of perfume-musk,

essence of garlic, burning sulphur, and sewer-gas, raised to the

thousandth power. Its effect is very much like that produced by the

fumes of ammonia, another animal product, or the mustard-gas of modern

warfare. It may cause blindness, convulsions, and such constriction

and congestion of the breathing passages as even to bring about death.

Some individuals and animals, however, seem to be more or less immune

to the effects of this secretion. I remember once attending by

invitation a possum hunt conducted by a number of noted possumists of

color. We were accompanied by a bevy of miscellaneous dogs. The

possums were generally found wandering here and there among the

thickets, or located in low persimmon trees. Every now and then one of

the dogs would bring to bay a strolling skunk. As the skins had a

considerable market value, these skunks were regarded as the special

prizes of the chase. The hunters dispatched them by a quick blow

across the back which broke the spine. Such a blow paralyzed the

muscles and effectually prevented any further artillery practice on

the part of the skunk which received it. Before it could be delivered,

both the hunter and the dog were usually exposed to an unerring

barrage, which however seemed to cause them no especial inconvenience.

Before long every hunter, except myself, had one or more skunks tucked

away in his pockets.

It was a long, strong night. Before it was over I was in some doubt as

to whether I had been attending a possum hunt or had taken part in a

skunk chase. My family had no doubt whatever on the subject when I

reached home the next morning. I was earnestly invited to tarry in the

wilderness until such time as I could obtain a complete change of

raiment. Thereafter I tried to give my hunting clothes away to the

worthy poor. Said poor, however, would have none of them, and they

repose in a lonely grave in a Philadelphia back-yard even unto this

day.

* * * * *

I saw him last fall sitting up like a little post in the Half-Moon Lot

where the blind blue gentian grows. Every once in a while he would

drop down and begin to nibble again, only to stop and sit up stiff and

straight on sentry duty. For the gray, grizzled woodchuck is as wary

as he is fat. Watchfulness is the price of his life.

Once I spied him far out in a clover-patch, nibbling away at the pink

sweet blossoms as I passed along the road. At the bar-way a chipmunk

leaped into the wall with a sharp squeak. Without even stopping to

raise his head, Mr. Woodchuck scuttled through the clover, and dived

into his burrow. It was a bit of animal team-work such as takes place

when a fox or a deer uses a far-away crow or a jay as a picket, and

dashes away at its warning of the coming of an enemy.

Soon afterwards I was on my way to a spring down in the pasture. As I

passed near a stone wall half hidden in a tangle of chokecherries and

bittersweet, there was a piercing whistle, followed by a scrambling

and a scuffling as the woodchuck dived down among the stones, and I

understood why, below Mason and Dixon's Line, he is always called the

"whistlepig." It is a good name, for he whistles, and he is certainly

like a little pig in that he eats and eats and eats until he seems

mostly quivering paunch. According to the farmers of Connecticut, he

eats to get strength enough to dig, and then digs to get an appetite

to eat, and so passes his life in a vicious circle of eating and

digging and digging and eating. In spite of his unwieldy weight, the

woodchuck is a bitter, brave fighter when fight he must.

I once watched a bull-terrier named Paddy tackle a big chuck near a

shallow brook. Round and round the dog circled, trying for the fatal

throat-hold. Round and round whirled the brave old chuck, chattering

with his great chisel-like teeth, which could bite through dog-hide

and dog-flesh and bone just as easily as they gnawed through stolen

apples. Every once in a while Paddy would clinch, but the woodchuck

saved himself every time by hunching his neck down between his round

shoulders and punishing the dog so terribly with his sharp teeth that

the latter would at last retreat, yelping with pain. They would whirl

in circles, and roll over and over in the clinches; but always the old

chuck would be found with his squat figure on its legs at the end of

each round. His thick grizzled coat was more of a protection, too,

than the thin skin of the short-haired terrier.

At last both of them were tired out. As if by agreement, both drew

back and lay down, panting and watching each other's every movement

like two boxers. Finally, the woodchuck, who was nearer the brook,

began to drag himself along until he reached the edge of the water.

Then he lowered his head, still watching his opponent, and sucked in

deep, cool, satisfying drinks.

It was too much for Paddy. He started for the brook also. The old

chuck stopped drinking, and pulled himself together; but Paddy wanted

water, not blood. In a moment he had his nose in the brook. There the

two lay, not a couple of yards apart, and drank until they could drink

no more.

The whistlepig was the first out. Slowly and watchfully he waddled

away from the brook and toward the stone wall, that refuge of all

hunted little animals. Paddy gave a fierce growl, but the water tasted

too good, and he stayed for another long drink. Then he darted out

after the woodchuck, barking ferociously all the time, as if he could

hardly wait to begin the battle again. The woodchuck watched him

steadily, ready to stop and fight at any moment.

Somehow, although Paddy barked and growled and rushed at his

retreating opponent with exceeding fierceness, there were always a few

yards between them, until Mr. Chuck disappeared at last down between

two great stones in the wall. Then indeed Paddy dashed in, and

growled, and tore up the turf, and stuck his nose deep down between

the stones, and told the world all the terrible things he would do to

that woodchuck if he could only catch him. From the bowels of the old

wall, between barks, sounded now and then the muffled but defiant

whistle of the unconquered whistlepig.

Finally, Paddy, with an air of having done all that could be expected,

gave some fierce farewell barks and trotted off toward the farmhouse.

Some people claim to have dug woodchucks out of their holes.

Personally I believe that it is about as easy to dig a woodchuck out

of its hole as it is to catch a squirrel in its tree. They have a

network of holes, and have a habit of starting digging on their own

account when molested, and sealing up the new hole after them, so that

they leave no trace.

Once, in company with another amateur naturalist, we tried to dig an

old chuck out of its burrow. After first stopping up all the spare

holes we could find, the naturalist dug and dug and dug and dug. Then

we enlisted two other men, and they dug and dug and dug. After a while

we came to a mass of great boulders. Then we pressed into service a

yoke of oxen, and they tugged and tugged and tugged. Said digging and

tugging and tugging and digging lasted the half of a long summer day.

All together, it was an exceeding great digging--but we never got

that woodchuck.

[Illustration: THE WHISTLEPIG]

In September and October the woodchuck devotes all of his time to

eating. The consequence is that, by the time the first frost comes, he

is a big gray bag of fat. Mr. Woodchuck does not believe in storing up

food in his burrow, like the chipmunk. He prefers to be the

storehouse. Soon after the first frost he disappears in his hole, and

far down underground, at the end of a network of intersecting

passages, rolls himself up in a round, warm ball, and sleeps until

spring.

According to the legend, on Candlemas, or Ground-Hog Day,--which comes

on February second,--he peeps out, and, if he can see his shadow, goes

in again for six more weeks of cold weather. So far this day has not

yet been made a legal holiday. It probably will be some time, along

with Columbus Day, Labor Day, and other equally important days. I will

not vouch for the fact that the weather depends on the shadow; but

there is no doubt that the woodchuck does come out of his burrow in a

February thaw and looks around, as his tracks prove; but he is not

interested in his shadow. No indeed! What he comes out for is to look

for the future Mrs. Woodchuck, and when he finds her he goes in again.

Sometimes you read in nature-books that the woodchuck is good to eat.

Don't believe it. I ought to know. I ate one once. Anyone is welcome

to my share of the world's supply of woodchucks. When I camped out as

a boy, we had to eat everything that we shot: and one summer I ate a

part of a woodchuck, a crow, a green heron, and a blue jay. The chuck

was about in the crow's class.

* * * * *

We humans have different feelings toward the different Sleepers. One

may respect the bear, and have a certain tempered regard for the coon,

or even the skunk. Everyone, however, loves that confiding, gentle

little Sleeper, the striped chipmunk--"Chippy Nipmunk," as certain

children of my acquaintance have named him. He is that little squirrel

who lives in the ground and has two big pockets in his cheeks.

Sometimes in the fall you may think that he has the mumps. Really it

is only acorns. He can carry four of them in each cheek. Once I met a

greedy chipmunk who had his pockets so full of nuts that he could not

enter his own burrow. Although he tried with his head sideways, and

even upside-down, he could not get in. When he saw me coming, he

rapidly removed two hickory nuts from which he had nibbled the sharp

points at each end, and popped into his hole, leaving the nuts high,

but not dry, outside. When I carried them off, he stuck his head out

of the hole, and shouted, "Thief! Thief!" after me in chipmunk

language, so loudly that, in order not to be arrested, I carried them

back again.

Almost the first wild animal of my acquaintance was the chipmunk.

During one of my very early summers, probably the fourth or fifth, a

wave of chipmunks swept over the old farm where I happened to be. They

swarmed everywhere, and every stone wall seemed to be alive with

them. It was probably one of the rare chipmunk migrations, which,

although denied by some naturalists, actually do occur.

Chippy usually goes to bed in late October, and sleeps until late

March. He takes with him a light lunch of nuts and seeds, in case he

may wake up and be hungry during the long night. Moreover, these come

in very handy along about breakfast-time, for when he gets up there is

little to eat. Then, too, he is very busy during those early spring

weeks. In the first place, he has to sing his spring song for hours.

It is a loud, rolling "Chuck-a-chuck-a-chuck," almost like a

bird-song, and Chippy is very proud of it. Then, too, he has to find a

suitable Miss Chipmunk and persuade her to become Mrs. Chipmunk, all

of which takes a great deal of time. So the nuts which he stores up

are probably intended rather for an early breakfast than a late

supper.

An Indian writer tells how the boys of his tribe used to take

advantage of the chipmunk's spring serenade. The first warm day in

March they would all start out armed with bows and arrows, and at the

nearest chipmunk-hole one would imitate the loud chirrup of the

chipmunk. Instantly every chipmunk within hearing would pop out of his

hole and join the chorus, until sometimes as many as fifty would be

singing at the same time, too busily to dodge the blunt arrows of the

boy-hunters.

Besides his song the chipmunk has another high-pitched note, and an

alarm-squeal which he gives as he dives into his burrow. There are two

phases of Eastern chipmunks, the Northern and the Southern, besides

the Oregon, the painted, and the magnificent golden chipmunk of the

West. All of them have the same dear, gentle ways.

When I was a boy, a chipmunk was a favorite pet. Flying squirrels were

too sleepy, red squirrels too restless, and gray squirrels too bitey

for petting purposes. Chippy is easily tamed, and moreover does not

have to be kept in a cage, which is no place for any wild animal. I

knew one once who used to go to school in a boy's pocket every day;

and he behaved quite as well as the boy, which is not saying much.

Sometimes he would come out and sit on the desk beside the boy's book,

so as to help him over the particularly hard places.

The chipmunk, like most of the Sleepers, has a varied diet. He eats

all kinds of nuts and weed-seeds, and also has a pretty taste in

mushrooms. It was a chipmunk who once taught me the difference between

a good and a bad mushroom. I saw him sitting on a stump, nibbling what

seemed to be a red russula, which tastes like red pepper and acts like

an emetic if one is foolish enough to swallow much of it. When I came

near, he ran away, leaving his lunch behind. On tasting the mushroom I

found that, although it was a red russula, it was not the _emetica_,

and I learned to recognize the delicious _alutacea_.

Sometimes, sad to say, Chippy eats forbidden food. A friend of mine

found him once on a low limb, nibbling a tiny, green grass-snake. The

chipmunk had eaten about half of the snake, when he suddenly stopped

and let the remainder drop, and then sat and reflected for a full

minute. At the end of that time he became actively ill, and after

losing all of that fresh snake-lunch, scampered away, an emptier, if

not a wiser, chipmunk.

In spite of his gentle ways Chippy lives in a world of enemies. Hawks,

snakes, cats, boys, and dogs, all are his foes. More than all the rest

put together, however, he fears the devilish red weasel, which runs

him down relentlessly above and below the ground alike. Only in the

water has the chipmunk a chance to escape. Although the weasel can

hold him for a few yards, yet in a long swim the chipmunk will draw

away so far from his pursuer that he will generally escape.

Underground, if given a few seconds' time, he also escapes by a method

known to a number of the underground folk. Dashing through a series of

the main burrows, he runs into a side gallery, and instantly walls

himself in so neatly that his pursuer rushes past without suspecting

his presence.

For many years one of the out-of-door problems to which I was unable

to find the answer was how a chipmunk could dig a burrow and leave no

trace of any fresh earth. I examined scores of new chipmunk-holes, but

never found the least trace of fresh earth near the entrance. His

secret is to start at the other end. This sounds like a joke, but it

is exactly what he does. He will run a shaft for many feet, coming up

in some convenient thicket or beneath the slope of an overhanging

bank. All the earth will be taken out through the first hole, which is

then plugged up. This accounts for the heaps of fresh earth which I

have frequently seen near chipmunk colonies, but with no burrow

anywhere in sight.

The Band was on the march. The evening before, at story-time, Sergeant

Henny-Penny and Corporal Alice-Palace had listened spellbound while

the Captain told them of the adventures of trustful Chippy-Nipmunk

when he tried to get change for a horse-chestnut from Mr. G. Squirrel,

who it seems was of a grasping and over-reaching disposition, and how

Chippy wrote home about the transaction signing himself "Butternutly

yours." The story had made such a sensation that the flattered Captain

had promised, on the next day, which was a half-holiday, to take the

whole Band up to Chipmunk Hill, where old Mr. Prindle had named and

tamed a chipmunk colony.

Late afternoon found them plodding up the grass-grown road which led

to the lonely little house on top of the hill, where Mr. Prindle had

lived since days before which the memory of the Band ran not. They

found the old man seated on the porch in a great Boston rocker, and

glad enough to see them all. The Captain introduced them in due form,

from First Lieutenant Trottie down to Corporal Alice-Palace.

"'T ain't everybody," said Mr. Prindle, pulling Second Lieutenant

Honey's ear reflectively, "that would climb five miles up-hill to see

an old man. How would a few fried cakes and some cider go?"

There was an instantaneous vote in favor of this resolution, in which

Alice-Palace's good-time noise easily soared like a siren-whistle

above all the other expressions of assent.

"Be careful and don't swallow the holes," Mr. Prindle warned them a

few moments later, as he brought out a big panful of brownish-red,

spicy fried cakes cooked in twisted rings.

The Band promised to use every precaution, and there was an

adjournment of all other business until the pan and the pitcher were

alike empty.

"Are your chipmunks still alive?" queried the Captain, as they all sat

down on the vast, squatty-legged settee next to Mr. Prindle's rocker.

"Yes, indeed," replied the latter, "they've been with me nigh on to

four years now."

Alice-Palace's eyes became very big.

"Not Chippy-Nipmunk?" she whispered to the Captain.

"Exactly," replied that official, "and then some."

Thereafter, at Mr. Prindle's suggestion, they all sat stony-still and

mousy-quiet while he made a funny little hissing, whistling noise.

From under the porch there came a scurrying rush, and the two bright

eyes of a big striped chipmunk popped up over the edge of the

porch-step. A minute later, from two holes in a near-by bank, two

other chipmunks dashed out. They all had ashy-gray backs, with five

stripes of such dark brown as to look almost like black. Their tails

had a black, white-tipped fringe, while the gray color of the back

changed into clear orange-brown on their flanks and legs.

"This one is James," announced Mr. Prindle, as the first chipmunk

hurried across the porch toward his chair. "His full name is James

William Francis," he explained, "after a second-cousin of mine who

looked a good deal like him. I generally call him James for short. The

other two are Nip and Tuck," he went on. "Old Bill will be along in a

minute. You see," he continued, "he's an old bachelor and lives all by

himself quite a ways off."

"What about James?" inquired Honey.

"He's been a widower," said Mr. Prindle, sadly, "ever since his wife

stayed out one day to get a good look at a hawk."

As he spoke, another chipmunk came around the end of the porch and

hastened to join the other three.

"Here's Bill now," announced Mr. Prindle.

Then the old man reached into his pocket and took out a handful of

butternuts and gave two to each of the Band.

"Hold one in your closed hand and the other between your thumb and

finger where they can see it," he advised them.

A moment later there was a chorus of delighted squeals. Each chipmunk

had run up and taken the nut which was in sight, and was burrowing and

scrabbling with soft little paws and sniffling little noses into four

sets of clenched fingers, in an attempt to secure the other hidden

nuts. When the last of them had disappeared, looking as if he had an

attack of mumps, the Band thanked Mr. Prindle and started for home.

"Butternutly yours," quoted Alice-Palace as they hurried down the long

hill.

* * * * *

Have you ever dreamed of writing a wonderful poem, and then waked up

and found that you had forgotten it; or, worse still, that it wasn't

wonderful at all? That is what happened to me the other night. All

that was left of the lost masterpiece was the following alleged

verse:--

After dark everybody's house

Belongs to the little brown Flittermouse.

I admit that the mystery and pathos and beauty which that verse seemed

to have in dreamland have some way evaporated in daylight. So as I

can't give to the world any poetry in praise of my friend the

Flittermouse, I must do what I can for him in prose. In the first

place, his everyday name is Bat. Our forebears knew him as the flying

or "flitter" mouse. Probably, too, he is the original of the Brownie,

that ugly brown elf that used to flit about in the twilight.

He is perhaps the best equipped of all of our mammals, for he flies

better than any bird, is a strong though unwilling swimmer, and is

also fairly active on the ground. In addition, he has such an

exquisite sense of feeling, that he is able to fly at full speed in

the dark, steering his course and instantly avoiding any obstacle by

the mere feel of the air-currents. In fact, the bat's whole body,

including the ribs and edges of its wings, may be said to be full of

eyes. These are highly developed nerve-endings, which are so

sensitive that they are instantly aware of the presence of any body

met in flight, by the difference in the air-pressure.

As early as 1793 an Italian naturalist found that a blinded bat could

fly as well as one with sight. They were able to avoid all parts of a

room, and even to fly through silken threads stretched in such a

manner as to leave just space enough for them to pass with their wings

expanded. When the threads were placed closer together, the blind bats

would contract their wings in order to pass between them without

touching.

An English naturalist put wax over a bat's closed eyes and then let it

loose in a room. It flew under chairs, of which there were twelve in

the room, without touching anything, even with the tips of its wings.

When he attempted to catch it, the bat dodged; nor could it be taken

even when resting, as it seemed to feel with its wings the approach of

the hand stretched out to seize it.

When it comes to flying, the bat is the swallow of the night.

Sometimes it may be confused with a chimney-swift at twilight, but it

can always be told by its dodging, lonely flight, while the swifts fly

in companies and without zigzagging through the air. It is doubtful

whether even the swallow or the swiftest of the hawks, such as the

sharp-shinned or the duck hawk, perhaps the fastest bird that flies,

can equal the speed of the great hoary bat. Moreover, the flight of

the bat is absolutely silent. He may dart and turn a foot away from

you, but you will hear absolutely nothing. A hoary bat, the largest

of all the family, has been seen to overtake and fly past a flock of

migrating swallows, while a red bat has been watched carrying four

young clinging to her, which together weighed more than she did, and

yet she flew and hunted and captured insects in mid-air as usual.

There is no bird which can give such an exhibition of strong flying.

The hoary bat has even been found on the Bermuda Islands in autumn and

early winter. As these islands are five hundred and forty storm-swept

miles from the nearest land, this is evidence of an extraordinarily

high grade of wing-power.

When it comes to personal habits, bats of all kinds are perhaps the

most useful mammals that we have. No American bat eats anything but

insects, and insects of the most disagreeable kind, such as

cockroaches, mosquitoes, and June-bugs. A house-bat has been seen to

eat twenty-one June-bugs in a single night; while another young bat

would eat from thirty-four to thirty-seven cockroaches in the same

time, beginning this commendable work before it was two months old.

Moreover, bats do not bring into houses any noxious insects, like

bedbugs or lice, despite their bad reputation. They are unfortunately

afflicted with numerous parasites, but none of them are of a kind to

attack man. All bats are great drinkers, and twice a day skim over the

nearest water, drinking copiously on the wing. Sometimes, where trout

are large enough, bats fall victims to their drinking habits, being

seized on the wing like huge moths by leaping trout, as they approach

the water to drink.

Bats also feed twice a day at regular periods, once at sundown and

once at sunrise, always capturing and eating their insect food on the

wing. Some of them have a curious habit of using a pouch, which is

made of the membrane stretched between their hind legs, as a kind of

net to hold the captured insect until it can be firmly gripped and

eaten. In this same pouch the young are carried as soon as they are

born, and until they are strong enough to nurse. After that, like

young jumping mice, they cling to the teats of the mother bat, and are

carried everywhere in this way. When they get too large to be so

conveyed in comfort, the mother bat hangs them up in some secret place

until her return.

Moreover a mother bat is just as devoted to her babies as any other

mammal. She takes entire charge of them, with never any help from the

father bat. Young bats are blind at birth, but their eyes open on the

fifth day, and on the thirteenth day the baby bat no longer clings to

its mother, but roosts beside her. The bat has from two to four young,

depending on the species. Most young bats can fly and forage for

themselves when they are about three months old, although the silvery

bat begins to fly when it is three weeks old. No bat makes a nest.

Titian Peale, of Philadelphia, in an early natural history, tells a

story of a boy who, in 1823, caught a young red bat and took it home.

Three hours later, in the evening, he started to take it to the

museum, carrying it in his hand. As he passed near the place where it

was caught, the mother bat appeared and followed the boy for two

squares, flying around him and finally lighting on his breast, until

the boy allowed her to take charge of her little one.

The bat has but few enemies. They are occasionally caught by owls,

probably taken unawares or when hanging in some dark tree. In fact,

virtually the only enemies a bat has are fur-lice, which breed upon

them in enormous quantities. It is this misfortune, and the fact that

a bat has a strong rank smell like that of a skunk, which keep it from

being popular as a pet.

A friend of mine once, however, kept a little brown bat, which had

been drowned out from a tree by a thunder-storm, for a long time under

a sieve as a pet. The bat became tame and would accept food, and it

was most interesting to see the deft, speedy way in which he husked

millers and other minute insects, rejecting their wings, skinning

their bodies, and devouring the flesh only after it had been prepared

entirely to its liking. He would wash himself with his tongue and his

paw, like a cat, using the little thumb-nail at the bend of his wing,

and stretching the rubbery membrane into all kinds of shapes, until it

seemed as if he would tear it in his zeal for cleanliness.

A bat always alights first by catching the little hooks on its wings.

As soon as it has a firm grip with these, it at once turns over, head

downward, and hangs by the long, recurved nails of the hind feet, and

in this position sleeps through the daylight. It sleeps through the

winter in the top of some warm steeple or, far more often than we

suspect, in dark corners of our houses, and sometimes in hollow trees

and deserted buildings and caves. Only when caught by the cold does

the bat hibernate. Often it migrates like the birds.

One of the strangest things about the flittermouse is its voice. It is

a penetrating, shrill squeak, so high that many people cannot hear it

at all. The chirp of a sparrow is about five octaves above the middle

E of the piano, while the cry of the bat is a full octave above that.

In England there is a saying that no person more than forty years old

can hear the cry of a bat. This is founded probably on the fact that

the ears of many of us, especially as we approach middle age, are

unable to distinguish sounds more than four octaves above middle E.

Some naturalists believe that the shrill squeak which most of us do

hear is only one of many notes of the bat, and that the various

species have different calls, like those of birds, and probably even

have a love-song during the mating season, in late August or early

September, which can never be heard by human ears.

Most bats found in the Eastern States are either large brown

house-bats, one of two kinds of little brown bats, black bats, red or

tree bats, pigmy bats, or, last, largest and most beautiful of all,

hoary bats. The big brown bat, or house-bat, is the commonest. This is

the last of the bats to come out in the evening, for each has a

certain fixed hour when it begins to hunt, which varies only with the

light. When the big brown bat starts, the twilight has almost turned

to dark.

The two kinds of little brown bat, Leconte's and Say's, cannot be told

apart in flight. Both of them are much smaller than the big brown bat,

and the ear of a Leconte's bat barely reaches the end of the nose,

while that of a Say's bat is considerably longer. All bats have large

ears, each of which contains a curious inner ear known as the

"antitragus." Both of these little bats are country bats and prefer

caves and hollow trees to houses and outbuildings.

The black bat can be told from all other American bats by its deep

black-brown color touched with silvery white. This bat likes to hunt

and hawk over water, skimming across ponds like swallows. Some of the

black-bat colonies, or "batteries," are very large, one by actual

count including 9,640 bats.

Next comes the Georgia pigmy bat, so called to distinguish it from the

very rare New York pigmy bat. This little bat can be told by its small

size, for it is the smallest of all of our eastern bats, by its

yellowish pale color, and especially by its flight, which is weak and

fluttering, like that of a large butterfly.

The red bat is a tree bat, spending the daytime in the foliage of

trees, and rarely, if ever, being found in caves or houses. It can be

told at a glance by its red color. It is the greatest of all the bats

except the last, the hoary bat, the largest of them all, with a

wing-spread of from fifteen to seventeen inches. This great bat soars

high, well above the tree-tops, where it can prey upon the high-flying

great moths. It is one of the most beautiful, as well as the rarest,

of our bats, being found in the East only in the spring or fall

migration. It wears a magnificent furry coat as beautiful as that of

the silver fox, but, like all of its race, it is cursed with the

homeliest face ever worn by an animal. It is this hobgoblin face

which, in spite of a blameless life and useful habits, makes the

flittermouse, whatever its species, universally hated.

However, handsome is as handsome does, and the boy who kills a bat has

killed one of our most useful animals and deserves to be bitten by all

the mosquitoes, and bumped by all the June bugs, and crawled over by

all the cockroaches, and to have his clothes corrupted by all the

moths, that the dead bat would have eaten if it had been allowed to

live.

After I had supposedly finished this chapter I was reading it aloud at

the dinner-table to the defenceless Band, one Sunday afternoon about

two o'clock, on a freezing day in December. Just as I was in the midst

of the masterpiece, one of my audience suddenly woke up and said,

"There's a bat!" Sure enough, outside, in the glass-enclosed porch,

was flying a large brown house-bat. Back and forth it went through the

freezing air, as swiftly as if it were summer. I was much touched by

this beautiful tribute to my authorship, and went out and managed to

catch my visitor when he alighted. The bat however was ungrateful

enough to bite the hand that had praised him, and I will end this

account by writing of knowledge that a bat's tiny teeth are as sharp

as needles and that he is always willing to use them.

* * * * *

Not dangerous like the skunk, or brave like the raccoon, or big like

the bear, the least of the Sleepers is the best-looking of them all.

Shy and solitary, the gentle little jumping mouse is as dainty as he

looks. His fur is lead, overlaid with gold deepening to a dark brown

on the back, and like the deer-mouse he wears a snowy silk waistcoat

and stockings. His strength is in his powerful crooked hind-legs, and

his length in his silky tail, which occupies five of his eight inches.

Given one jump ahead of any foe that runs, springs, flies, or crawls,

and Mr. Jumping Mouse is safe. He patters through the grass by the

edge of thickets and weed-patches, like any other mouse, until

alarmed. Then with a bound he shoots high into the air, in a leap that

will cover from two to twelve feet. It is in this that his long tail

plays its part. In a graceful curve, with tip upturned, it balances

and guides him through the air in a jump which will cover over forty

times his own length, equivalent to a performance of two hundred and

forty feet by a human jumper. The instant he strikes, the jumper soars

away again like a bird, at right angles to his first jump, and zigzags

here and there through the air, so fast and so far as to baffle even

the swift hawk and the dogged weasel.

Every day Mr. Jumping Mouse washes and polishes his immaculate self,

and draws his long silky tail through his mouth until every hair

shines. Mrs. Jumping Mouse is a good mother, and never deserts her

babies. If alarmed while feeding them, she will spring through the air

with from three to five of them clinging to her for dear life, and

carry them safely through all her series of lofty leaps.

The first frost rings the bed-time bell for the jumping mouse. Three

feet underground he builds a round nest of dried grass, and lines it

with feathers, hair, and down. Then he rolls himself into a round

bundle, which he ties up with two wraps of his long tail, and goes to

sleep until spring. Of all the Sleepers he is the soundest. Dig him up

and he shows no sign of life; but if brought in to a fire, he wakes up

and becomes his own lively self once more. Put him out in the cold,

and he rolls up and falls asleep again.

One of the Band who holds high office is by way of being a naturalist

instead of an explorer or an aviator, as he originally intended. Last

summer, in a bit of dried-up marshland near the roadside, he heard

strange rustlings. On investigating, he found a family of young

jumping mice moving through the grass and feeding on the buds of

alder-bushes. They were quite tame, and as they ran out on the ends of

the branches, he had a good view of them and finally managed to catch

one by the end of his long tail. The mouse bit the boy, but did not

even draw blood. Afterwards he seemed to become tamer, although

shaking continually. Given a bit of bread, he sat up and nibbled it

like a little squirrel; but even as he ate he suddenly had a spasm of

fright and died. This death from fright occurs among a number of the

more highly strung of the mice-folk, even when they seem to have

become perfectly tame. This same young naturalist observed another

jumping mouse which, contrary to all the books, took to the water when

pursued, and swam nearly as expertly as a muskrat.

So endeth the Chronicle of the Seven Sleepers.

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