If I can send one girl from the red light back to home, mother and God,
then I’ll be repaid for having stood all your bitter raillery and your
mockery. Mock you old devil, mock.
Gehazi was the first grafter mentioned in the Bible.
If by some power I could yank a string and pull from you all the clothes
you are wearing that are not paid for, some of you would have left only a
celluloid collar and pair of socks.
Many a fool today, when told what to do to keep out of hell, gets mad at
God.
Some fellows are so rotten that they ought to be disinfected for two years
and then given a bath in carbolic acid and formaldehyde before they should
be allowed to speak to a decent woman.
Christian Scientists, I notice, always answer the call for dinner just as
quick as I do.
Don’t condemn your doctor until you try his remedies.
The devil’s no fool. If you get to playing tag with him he’ll touch you on
the shoulder, say “tag, you’re it,” and get your goat. He’s never idle. He
never gets the rheumatiz, peritonitis, gout or appendicitis.