Illustrated by MACK

[Transcriber's Note: This etext was produced from

Galaxy Magazine August 1963.

Extensive research did not uncover any evidence that

the U.S. copyright on this publication was renewed.]

They had only one mission in the Galaxy, with

its infinite problems--make more of 'em!

I

Clouds obscured the three moons as the men slipped into the village.

They eased the double-bitted axes out of their belts and felt their way

through the almost unrelieved blackness until their hands met the soft

yieldings of the door hangings. Waiting until the whisper of leather

gliding over the ground stopped, telling him everyone was in position,

Luke Royceton drew in a deep breath, then suddenly screamed:

"Aiieeeee!"

At his banshee signal, the other men took up the cry. Somebody kicked

the banked coals of the cooking fire into life and stuck in a handful

of twisted grass torches, then moved from man to man, handing them out.

The men screamed again, touched their torches to the over-hanging of

the huts, then tore down the hangings and leaped through the doors,

torches flaming a path.

The interiors of the huts leaped to life. Forms hurtled by the men and

into the night as the pitch-caulked thatching blazed into an inferno.

The rightful inhabitants of the huts crashed into the tall grass of the

surrounding plains, the sounds of their passage quickly dying away as

fear lent wing to their rapidly fleeing heels.

The fires quickly burned through the thatching, sending little fingers

of flame dancing along the lashed saplings that supported the roofs.

Luke took one last look around the interior of his hut and started to

leave, when he spotted something wriggling under a pile of skins.

Crossing the room in three strides, he tore away the coverings and

grabbed the native child by the scruff of its neck. He wheeled on one

heel and retraced his passage. He got out of the door just as the

saplings gave up the ghost and the fiery mass crashed to the ground.

Luke whistled and wiped sweat from his brow. The bronze head of the axe

caught and reflected the fires from its myriad beaten facets. Using the

head, he beat out several sparks that had landed on his clothes, then

turned his attention to the child who still dangled from his other hand.

The child's eyes were rolled nearly into his head with his fright. Luke

grinned, baring his teeth. He brought the child up until their noses

were less than an inch apart. The fetid smell of the child's breath

made him choke. Yelping, the child twisted free and ran after its

already-departed parents.

Luke laughed and turned his attention to his team.

The men were all out now, watching the huts crack under the intense

heat within. One shuddered, then collapsed inward, sending up choking

clouds of dust as it smothered the flames. After a moment, Luke

whistled. Half of the men melted into the grass and followed the

natives, while the others gathered around him, squatting and resting

their axes on the ground. Luke waited until the others returned to

report no further sign of the villagers, then he squatted himself, and

accepted a canteen from someone. He drank his fill, gasped, wiped the

back of his hand across his mouth and handed the canteen back.

"It's hot," he said, conversationally.

"It'll be hotter before we're done," said one of the team. They were

all dressed in rough-cured skins and leather moccasins. The axes were

the only tool they carried. Faces thick with war paint and grime, it

was impossible to tell them from natives.

"Anybody hurt?" asked Luke. Disclaimers came from the various members

of the group. "Good." He stood up and stretched. "Well, gentlemen,

shall we be on our way?"

"Might as well."

Luke took his axe, twisted the unfinished handle a quarter-turn in his

socket, then held the head to his lips. "Team B," he said. "Mission

accomplished." He twisted the handle back and slipped the axe into his

belt. A few moments later, the soft chatter of rotors cut through the

air, and a copter dropped into the clearing by the cooking fire.

The team mounted by the dying glow of the fires. As soon as the last

man was in, the door swung shut and the copter took off into the night.

* * * * *

Sam Carter eased the scratchy material of the ruffed collar away from

his neck, then shot his cuffs to return them to the socially acceptable

half-inch showing beyond his jacket sleeve. He sighed, placed his

hands on his knees and glanced for the umpteenth time at the armored

soldiers guarding the door between the anteroom and Prince Kahl's

private chambers. The afternoon sun dipped below the level of the high

window-slits, sending shadows scampering up the walls.

Sam had been waiting since noon. His stomach was repeating its rumbled

protests against that interrupted meal. Prince Kahl had sent word that

Sam might wait upon his pleasure; quieting misgivings, Carter had

rushed to do just that.

He sighed again, and stifled a yawn. From the corner of his eye, he

watched the shadow line marching up the wall. When it touched the

cobwebby corner of the ceiling, a slave came in and lighted a pair of

oil lamps. The soot-heavy smoke they gave off quickly had Sam wishing

the room had been left in darkness.

Another interminable hour passed, during which he several times

repeated the operation with collar and cuffs, all the while envying the

guards their ability to remain in one position like frozen statues,

seemingly carved from the living rock of the palace. At last, just when

he had resigned himself to the probability of spending the night in the

anteroom, the inner door swung open and a chamberlain beckoned.

"Prince Kahl will grant you a moment now."

Sam bowed his thanks, and followed the man into Kahl's chambers.

"Ah, my friend from the southern kingdoms!"

Prince Kahl was a lean, saturnine individual, uncomfortably aware that

the prime of life was slipping through his grasp while his father

obstinately held onto the throne. It was Kahl's considered opinion that

the old man had lived long enough. It rankled him to realize that he

had held the same opinions as a youth barely out of his teens. The

thirty intervening years had been spent devising and trying methods to

assure his succession; unfortunately his father had twenty years before

that to safeguard his own rule.

"How go the southern kingdoms, my friend?" Kahl waved a particularly

enticing fruit as Carter stopped short, a dozen paces away.

"Tolerably well, your graciousness." He neglected to add that it had

been nearly a year since he had visited the supposed lands of his

birth. Kahl was fully aware how long Carter had been kept cooling his

heels. Palace protocol dictated how long foreign visitors might be kept

waiting. But even visiting royalty could not hope for an audience in

less than a month's time. In his role as ambassador, Carter was happy

that a year was all he had been kept waiting.

* * * * *

"Your lord and master's gifts were received," said Kahl. "You may

inform him of my royal gratitude."

"My humble thanks, your graciousness." Sam's mouth watered as Kahl

polished off the one fruit and selected another from a platter born by

a manservant. Despite his now-long stay on the planet, Sam still could

not understand why women were given no role at all in society, even as

slaves.

"Not at all, not at all," said Kahl. "Now tell me. What is it that

brought you so far from your home lands to grace my humble presence?"

"The usual business of politic, your graciousness," said Sam, growing

weary of the necessity to repeat the title with every reply to Kahl's

words. He also wished for a chair, despite the fact that he had been

sitting all afternoon. He felt like a naughty schoolchild, standing

always in the man's presence. "Trade treaties, mutual armament pacts,

the like."

"Ummm, so. You've discussed them with my ministers?"

"They have permitted me this honor and, if I may be so bold, found

a great deal to our mutual liking. Our countries are indeed far

separated, and the journey between arduous. I find much in your

provinces in the way of technology and armaments that we totally lack.

By the same token, I have thought of a few inconsequential things which

might serve to ease your royal burdens, if but brought from my lands."

"Possible, possible," said Kahl. "Of course, I have a large college of

tinkerers and mechanics who probably would have produced the little

toys you speak of in their own good time. But why duplicate effort,

eh? They are lazy dolts who grumble at my royal largesse as it is."

He chortled lustily, although Sam could see nothing even remotely

humorous in his statement. But he was well-schooled in the idiocies of

diplomacy; he laughed dutifully.

"But come!" said Kahl. "Enough of childish prattle! You carry another

load in your thoughts, my southern friend. Have out with it!"

"Your graciousness?"

"You needn't pretend," he said, chortling again. "My ministers are like

the winds. They cannot keep a single thing to themselves, but instead

need spread it over the far reaches of the entire world. You've been

talking--foolishly perhaps--but I have perceived a certain sense within

your nonsense, and I must confess that your words have aroused my

interest. You have a plan to see me king. Now out with it, lest I make

you a gift of you to my torturer. He can remove anything--including

stubborn vocal cords!"

"You do me undeserved honor, graciousness," said Sam.

"Undoubtedly. And you begin to weary me."

"Very well." Sam sighed. "I must admit that my tongue is too loose for

my own general welfare. It is true that I once thought of something

mildly amusing while passing long evening hours with one of your

ministers. But it was mere idle dreaming, no more."

"You prattle long, southerner." Kahl's eyelids lowered suspiciously.

He picked up a silver knife and began paring his nails, scattering the

shavings suggestively in Sam's direction. "Perhaps you do not want to

see me king?"

"There is none so deserving of the honor as you," said Sam. "But while

you laugh at the utter childishness of my ideas, please remember that

you insisted...."

* * * * *

The Ehrlan delegate to the Central Worlds Conference was well past the

entrance to the Park when the pudgy little man caught up with him,

sides heaving from the unaccustomed strain of running.

"Citizen Lund!" he cried, panting. "Please wait!"

Lund turned and eyed the little man suspiciously. The fellow was a

stranger, and therefore automatically under suspicion. "Yes?"

"A moment of your valuable time, Citizen. Please? I assure you, you

have nothing to fear from _me_. I am not a Yanoian." The name spattered

out acidly.

"Indeed?" said Lund. "And just who, then, are you?" There was a

vague sensation of familiarity troubling the back of his mind. The

omnipresent watchdog in his subconscious pounced instantly on the

feeling, magnifying it, turning it inside out and shaking it around,

but drawing no satisfaction from the act.

"A friend, Citizen. You must believe that. I can't explain further

right now--time is too precious." He grabbed Lund's arm and started

tugging him back towards the Park entrance. "Please? I beg you, come."

"Oh--very well." He gave in ungraciously, following the man until they

were just inside the Park. Then Lund stopped, digging his heels into

the gravel of the walk. The man looked back at him.

"Please, Citizen!" he urged. "We don't have much time!"

"So far as I'm concerned, you don't have any time at all, unless you

tell me right now who you are and what this is all about."

"Not here!" he cried, aghast, as he glanced nervously around at the

many people entering and leaving the Park. A pair of Conference

monitors stopped just outside the gate, fingering their stun-beamers

as they eyed the actions of the two men. They started to move into the

violable hundred-foot circle this side of the gate. The little man

moved quickly, grabbing Lund again and forcibly pulling him beyond the

protection of the monitors. Their skins tingled as they went through

the shimmering haze of the force screen. The monitors stopped just

in time to avoid touching the screen, while Lund and the little man

hurried down a path that wound into a copse of widdy trees from Lund's

own homeworld, Ehrla.

The widdy tendrils stopped their aimless flowing through the trees and

curved down and around the two men, tips melting into the ground and

tendrils broadening into wide blades that sheltered and shielded the

pair from possible watchers.

"Now!" said Lund, shaking the other man's hand from his angrily.

"Perhaps you will do me the honor of telling me who you are and just

what in the name of the Seven Holy Suns this idiocy is all about?"

"A matter of the gravest urgency, Citizen! You must not present your

plans for redistribution of Sector protectorates to this Conference!"

"What?" Lund stared at him in disbelief. "And just how did you learn of

the plans I intend to present to the Conference--I _will_ present, at

this afternoon session? Something smacks of treachery!"

"Never mind how I learned, Citizen. The important thing is the Yano

delegation also knows! They plan to scuttle you before you have a

chance to speak. After that, they'll cut you into little pieces and

devour you!"

"You're insane, man!" Lund started to reach for the widdy tendrils.

"Don't! You must not present your plans to the Conference, Citizen."

A new tone had crept into the man's voice: a strength that belied the

pudginess and general clownishness of the figure. Lund turned slowly,

and found himself staring at a stunner, the winking red of the telltale

showing that it was set to lethal bands.

"Wha...." He gulped his adam's apple back down into his throat. "How

did you get that into the Park? The force screens aren't supposed to

pass weapons."

"There are ways, Citizen," the man said, grinning. No longer did he

seem clownish. "Many so-called impossible things are quite simple, if

only you have access to the proper people and controls."

"What do you really want?" Lund tried to hide his fright, but he was

uncomfortably certain that it was radiating out from him, broadcasting

to the entire world that Citizen Lund was scared silly.

"I told you, Citizen. You must not present your plans to the

Conference."

"But why?" he wailed, in frustration. "Give me a logical reason!"

"The greater good, Citizen." With those cryptic words, the man pressed

the stud of the beamer. Lund gasped, as a giant hand closed around his

heart, then collapsed to the ground in a strange dying parody of slow

motion. Just before the clouds of eternity shut away his vision, he at

last recognized the man.

Himself!

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